The PrettyPretty Princess Jensen Song

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The PrettyPretty Princess Jensen Song was written by ifyouweremine. The song can be downloaded here at her lj.

The PrettyPretty Princess Jensen Song

Manly!Jared:

I’m a
big muscle-y man named Jared, I’d swear it
in a high court of law,
my ma and my pa
would testify that I am the strongest of all,
and I’m looooooooking for a bride
to be mine.

Princess!Jensen:
My-y-y-y-y
name is Jensen and I am a
prettypretty princess,
I sit in a tower
waiting hour by hour
for a big burly brawny
(not scrawny)
beautiful man to arrive!
He’ll kick down the door…

Jared:
I’ll kick down the door!

Jensen:
Pick me up!

Jared:
Throw her over my shoulder!

Jensen:
And carry me away…

French!Chad:
Zat sounds really gay.
Oh, and by ze way,
I’m Chad Michael Murray.

Jensen:
And make tender love to meeeeee.

Jared:
Let’s go make a baby!

Jensen:
And we’ll all live
happily ever afterrrrrrr!

Jared:
…Hey, this chick is a dude!


– ifyouweremine, author's lj