The PrettyPretty Princess Jensen Song
Written by legoline in reaction to the hiatus of Summer 2008.
The song can be downloaded here at her lj.
'The PrettyPretty Princess Jensen Song
Manly!Jared:
I’m a
big muscle-y man named Jared, I’d swear it
in a high court of law,
my ma and my pa
would testify that I am the strongest of all,
and I’m looooooooking for a bride
to be mine.
Princess!Jensen:
My-y-y-y-y
name is Jensen and I am a
prettypretty princess,
I sit in a tower
waiting hour by hour
for a big burly brawny
(not scrawny)
beautiful man to arrive!
He’ll kick down the door…
Jared:
I’ll kick down the door!
Jensen:
Pick me up!
Jared:
Throw her over my shoulder!
Jensen:
And carry me away…
French!Chad:
Zat sounds really gay.
Oh, and by ze way,
I’m Chad Michael Murray.
Jensen:
And make tender love to meeeeee.
Jared:
Let’s go make a baby!
Jensen:
And we’ll all live
happily ever afterrrrrrr!
Jared:
…Hey, this chick is a dude!
– ifyouweremine, author's lj