The PrettyPretty Princess Jensen Song
The PrettyPretty Princess Jensen Song was written by legoline. The song can be downloaded here at her lj.
'The PrettyPretty Princess Jensen Song
Manly!Jared:
I’m a
big muscle-y man named Jared, I’d swear it
in a high court of law,
my ma and my pa
would testify that I am the strongest of all,
and I’m looooooooking for a bride
to be mine.
Princess!Jensen:
My-y-y-y-y
name is Jensen and I am a
prettypretty princess,
I sit in a tower
waiting hour by hour
for a big burly brawny
(not scrawny)
beautiful man to arrive!
He’ll kick down the door…
Jared:
I’ll kick down the door!
Jensen:
Pick me up!
Jared:
Throw her over my shoulder!
Jensen:
And carry me away…
French!Chad:
Zat sounds really gay.
Oh, and by ze way,
I’m Chad Michael Murray.
Jensen:
And make tender love to meeeeee.
Jared:
Let’s go make a baby!
Jensen:
And we’ll all live
happily ever afterrrrrrr!
Jared:
…Hey, this chick is a dude!
– ifyouweremine, author's lj