Teddy the Suicidal Teddy Bear
|Episode(s)||4.08 Wishful Thinking|
Teddy: It is a terrible world. Why am I here?!
Audrey: For tea parties!Teddy: Tea parties? Is that all there is?
Teddy is a bear who lives in Concrete, Washington with Audrey Elmer.
At the wishing well at #1 Lucky Chin's restuarant in Concrete, Washington, Audrey wishes her teddy bear was "big, real, and talked". Unknown to her, Wes Mondale has used a Tiamat Talisman to make the wishing well real. Teddy does indeed come to life but as AUdrey says he is "sad all the time...says weird stuff, and smells like the bus."
Sam and dean follow Audrey as she is returning booze and porn teddy has stolen from a local store. Claiming to be Teddy Bear Doctors, they convince Audrey to show them Teddy bear, who is drunk and in the middle of what is obviously an existential crisis.
big, real, and talked. But now he's sad all the time -- not "ouch" sad, but ouch-in-the-head sad -- says weird stuff, and smells like the bus.