Writer: Eric Kripke
* '''Meg:''' Oh, I did. I came, I saw, I conquered. Oh, and I met what’s-his-name, something Michael Murray at a bar.<br>'''Sam:''' Who?
''Chad Michael-Murray:'' aka Mayhem. Worked with Jared on Gilmore Girls and House of Wax and with Jensen on Dawson's Creek. Main claim to fame is bedding barely legal teens. See also Douchebag.