Peen of Death

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Have you forgotten the lifespan of your average hook up?

Dean Winchester, 7.08 Season Seven, Time for a Wedding!

Sam Winchester's penis has been dubbed the "Peen of Death" due to the propensity for the women Sam has sex with to end up dead (although not from the actual act itself). The term was coined after Sam shot Madison in 2.17 Heart. Both Amy Pond and Sarah Blake, who were only kissed, prove any close proximity to the peen can be fatal!

It also spawned the fannish axiom "Sleep with Sam Winchester and die!" This is also the name of the Sam forum on Television Without Pity.

Sorry you had zero luck with the ladies.

Charlie Bradbury, 8.20 Pac-Man Fever

The victims of the Peen of Death include:

In fairness Sam has also had sex with a number of women who survived, for example the series of women he had sex with in Bristol, Rhode Island in 6.13 Unforgiven were merely turned into arachne. The fate of his other known partners is unconfirmed, but it is assumed they are still alive, they include:

Only Genevieve Padalecki, who Sam slept with in 6.15 The French Mistake, is confirmed still alive.

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