Mishawives

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Mishawives is the name taken by members of Mishaland which is a CAPSLOCK COMMUNITY on Livejournal.

from Mishaland:

LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE MISHA WIVES
AFTER MISHA WIFE #2 HAD HER PLANS TO KIDNAP AND MARRY MISHA COLLINS THWARTED BY THE FACT MISHA ALREADY HAS A WIFE, SHE DEVISED A CUNNING PLAN TO KIDNAP HIM, TAKE HIM TO A COUNTRY WHERE BIGAMY IS LEGAL, AND MARRY HIM THERE. HOWEVER, MISHA'S FABULOUS ANGEL POWERS OF PERFECTION MAKE KIDNAPPING HIM NO SMALL FEAT. IN FACT, IT IS SUCH A TASK THAT WE ASSEMBLED A CRACKED CRACK TEAM OF KIDNAPPING EXPERTS TO PLOT KIDNAPPING PLANS TOGETHER.

WITH A WHOLE TEAM IN ON THE PLAN, BIGAMY WAS NO LONGER AN OPTION; WE NEEDED POLYGAMY! WORRIED ABOUT POTENTIAL LEGAL ISSUES, WE DECIDED WHAT WE NEEDED WAS A CHANCE TO PLAY BY OUR OWN RULES. THUS WE DECLARED MISHALAND TO BE AN INDEPENDENT STATE, ONE WHERE POLYGAMY IS LEGAL, AND WE ARE FREE TO MARRY MISH MISH IN PEACE.

MISHALAND AND YOU
MISHA WIFEDOM IS OPEN TO ALL INTERESTED WOMEN, MEN, PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY YOUR PETTY BINARY VIEW OF GENDER, PEOPLE OF INDETERMINATE/MIXED SPECIES, MARINE CREATURES AND WEE CUTE BABY DEER. BECOMING A MISHA WIFE IS A SIMPLE PROCESS: JOIN THE COMM, AND THEN START REFERRING TO YOURSELF AS A MISHA WIFE. THAT'S IT. BUT DON'T GO CALLING YOURSELF A WIFE IF YOU DON'T INTEND TO OFFER YOUR ASSISTANCE WHEN THE TIME COMES FOR THE KIDNAPPING, OR CASTIEL WILL HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH.

NON-MISHA-WIVES ARE ALSO WELCOME IN MISHALAND. WE OFFER SANCTUARY TO ALL PEOPLES WHO, LIKE THE MISHA WIVES, HAVE BEEN SYSTEMATICALLY OPPRESSED BY REALITY. HOWEVER, WE DO REQUEST ALL CITIZENS ACKNOWLEDGE OUR TRADITIONS AND VALUES.


Not to be confused with Misha's Minions which more specifically refers to the people who follow Misha Collins on Twitter.

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