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− | + | Wank refers to any online fandom related argument which escalates from a small disagreement to a full blown online war, especially characterised by hyperbole, self-righteousness and a total lack of humour. | |
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+ | [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/ Fandom Wank] was an online community dedicated to the mocking of over-seriousness, ridiculousness, and general stupidity within the various media fandoms. The site's tagline was "Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock because we think "Fandom is Fucking Funny" is not taking it far enough". | ||
− | + | Wank reporting would commence with an anonymous post at wank_report on Livejournal or Clairvoyant Wank on journalfen. These often started while the wank was in progress. and often provided post summaries or screencaps, due to the tendency for people to delete or later lock wank-related posts. Someone would then collated links to posts related the wank, and provided a handy - often hilarious - summary of the events. [https://web.archive.org/web/20120914043457/http://www.journalfen.net:80/userinfo.bml?user=fandom_wank It had a set of rules about the posting of wanks] in order to try and make things - less wanky. | |
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+ | ''Supernatural'' featured regularly on Fandom Wank. Obviously many wonderful wanks have sadly gone undocumented, but those captured here capture some A grade outrages. Fandom Wank closed in 2015, and was deleted so the links below are to archives of the original posts. Many of the links within the posts to fan journals are now dead, but you can still enjoy much of the drama! | ||
==Supernatural fandom on Fandom Wank == | ==Supernatural fandom on Fandom Wank == | ||
− | Below are a list of Supernatural wanks that have appeared on Fandom Wank. | + | Below are a list of Supernatural wanks that have appeared on Fandom Wank. |
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− | + | * 31 December 2013: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401060221/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1305982.html Victoria Bitter: The Embittering] | |
+ | : fandom, convention, BNF Fandom Wanker | ||
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+ | * 23 November, 2013: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401060407/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1304731.html The Little-Known Fifth Horseman of Wank] | ||
+ | : [[Orlando Jones]], [[Cockles]], [[Destiel]], Anti-Destiel, The Apocalypse | ||
− | * 8 September 2013 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1301892.html "Its like comparing a stallion horse to a piece of shit."] | + | |
+ | * 23 October 2013 [https://web.archive.org/web/20141101060215/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1304108.html Damon Lindelof was right] | ||
+ | : Destiel, Destiel, Destiel; not canon according to TPTB | ||
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+ | * 8 September 2013 [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401060507/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1301892.html "Its like comparing a stallion horse to a piece of shit."] | ||
: issues covered: Destiel, Cockles, J2 | : issues covered: Destiel, Cockles, J2 | ||
− | * 26 July, 2013 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1301569.html | + | * 26 July, 2013 [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401060514/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1301569.html Pretty girls are kryptonite to SPN fans] |
: issues covered: Spoilers, Destiel, het is icky | : issues covered: Spoilers, Destiel, het is icky | ||
− | * 7 June, 2013 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1300252. | + | * 7 June, 2013 [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401060536/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1300252.htmlThey're just screwing with em now...] |
− | : issues covered: Tinhats, Jensen Ackles, Danneel Ackles | + | : issues covered: Tinhats, Jensen Ackles, Danneel Ackles, baby names |
− | * 5 May, 2013 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1299675.html What happened to SPN's Bi Pride] | + | * 5 May, 2013: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401060552/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1299675.html What happened to SPN's Bi Pride] |
: issues covered: Jensen Ackles, Conventions, Shipping | : issues covered: Jensen Ackles, Conventions, Shipping | ||
− | * 17 April, 2013 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1299081.html Supernatural fans use their decoder rings] | + | * 17 April, 2013: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401091044/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1299081.html Supernatural fans use their decoder rings] |
− | : issues covered: Hidden messages, fans who think too much | + | : issues covered: Hidden messages in set dec, fans who think too much |
− | * 31 January, 2013 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1293609.html Tumblr users take to streets; Misha Collins is world's greatest tree-murdering monster] | + | * 31 January, 2013: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401115946/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1293609.html Tumblr users take to streets; Misha Collins is world's greatest tree-murdering monster] |
: issues covered: [[Misha Collins]], stalker or fangirl | : issues covered: [[Misha Collins]], stalker or fangirl | ||
− | * 16 January, 2013 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1292940.html The new thing in the SPN fandom is dragging babies into shipping wars] | + | * 16 January, 2013: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401115943/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1292940.html The new thing in the SPN fandom is dragging babies into shipping wars] |
: issues covered: [[Destiel]], [[Misha Collins]] | : issues covered: [[Destiel]], [[Misha Collins]] | ||
− | * 8 January 2013 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1292083.html A baby is always a joyous occasion!] | + | * 8 January 2013: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401145440/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1292083.html A baby is always a joyous occasion!] |
: issues covered: [[Jensen Ackles]], [[Danneel Ackles]], [[Tinhats]] | : issues covered: [[Jensen Ackles]], [[Danneel Ackles]], [[Tinhats]] | ||
− | * 25 November, 2012 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1290216.html How Misha Collins ruined Christmas] | + | * 25 November, 2012: [https://web.archive.org/web/20140415143802/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1290216.html How Misha Collins ruined Christmas] |
− | : issues covered: [[Misha Collins]], entitlement issues, stuff on the internet should be free | + | : issues covered: [[Misha Collins]], entitlement issues, stuff on the internet should be free, [[Stonehenge Apocalypse]] |
− | * 11 November, 2012 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1289983.html Misha Collins seems to like slash; slash fans are unhappy about this] | + | * 11 November, 2012: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401145450/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1289983.html Misha Collins seems to like slash; slash fans are unhappy about this] |
: issues covered: [[Destiel]], [[Misha Collins]] | : issues covered: [[Destiel]], [[Misha Collins]] | ||
− | * 19 September, 2012 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1289471.html Which is gayer: Teen Wolf or Supernatural?] | + | * 19 September, 2012: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401112126/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1289471.html Which is gayer: Teen Wolf or Supernatural?] |
: issues covered: [[Destiel]], [[Misha Collins]] | : issues covered: [[Destiel]], [[Misha Collins]] | ||
− | * 22 August, 2012 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1287810. | + | * 22 August, 2012: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401145454/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1287810.htmll Fans do not approve of Padalecki's life-choices] |
: issues covered: [[Tinhats]], [[Jared Padalecki]] | : issues covered: [[Tinhats]], [[Jared Padalecki]] | ||
− | * 5 June 2012 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1286282.html Misha Collins is Supernatural's Keyser Soze] | + | * 5 June 2012: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401145459/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1286282.html Misha Collins is Supernatural's Keyser Soze] |
− | : issues covered: [[Misha Collins]] | + | : issues covered: [[Misha Collins]], [[Random Acts]] |
− | * 11 October, 2011 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1282606.html Now for the story of two star crossed lovers...] | + | * 11 October, 2011: [https://web.archive.org/web/20140901114617/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1282606.html Now for the story of two star crossed lovers...] |
: issues covered: [[Tinhats]] | : issues covered: [[Tinhats]] | ||
− | * 6 August, 2011 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1278905.html SPN Fandom Trolls a Troll - with donations!] | + | * 6 August, 2011: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401132304/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1278905.html SPN Fandom Trolls a Troll - with donations!] |
− | : Issues covered: Trolling for fun and profit | + | : Issues covered: Trolling for fun and profit, Misha |
− | * 5 May, 2011 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1274017.html Gay Blasphemous Inter-species Love win polls; Internet shocked]. | + | * 5 May, 2011: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401145504/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1274017.html Gay Blasphemous Inter-species Love win polls; Internet shocked]. |
: Issues covered: [[Destiel]], [[Wincest]] | : Issues covered: [[Destiel]], [[Wincest]] | ||
− | * 15 February, 2011 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1269755.html Misha Collins Trolls His Fandom. In Other News, Water is Wet and the Sky is Blue]. | + | * 15 February, 2011: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150301151023/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1269755.html Misha Collins Trolls His Fandom. In Other News, Water is Wet and the Sky is Blue]. |
− | : Issues covered: fandom, Misha Collins, | + | : Issues covered: fandom, Misha Collins, rhino puzzle, pre-[[GISHWHES]] wank |
− | * 25 November, 2010 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1265216.html Rejeneration vs Spnanonhaven] | + | * 25 November, 2010: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401210133/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1265216.html Rejeneration vs Spnanonhaven] |
: Issues covered: fandom, anon memes | : Issues covered: fandom, anon memes | ||
− | * 20 August, 2010 [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1256237.html The LJ board will hear about this!] | + | * 20 August, 2010: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401114357/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1256237.html The LJ board will hear about this!] |
: Issues covered: fandom, fanfic | : Issues covered: fandom, fanfic | ||
− | * 7 July, 2010: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1253064.html People who call him blond creep me out] | + | * 7 July, 2010: [https://web.archive.org/web/20100713002833/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1253064.html People who call him blond creep me out] |
:Issues covered: [[Dean's Hair]] | :Issues covered: [[Dean's Hair]] | ||
− | * 1 June, 2010: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1250501.html The Ware-Ackles Strikes Back: Daughter of the Ware] | + | * 1 June, 2010: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401114244/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1250501.html The Ware-Ackles Strikes Back: Daughter of the Ware] |
:Issues covered include: celebrity/cast, tinhats | :Issues covered include: celebrity/cast, tinhats | ||
See also [[Stephanie Ware]] | See also [[Stephanie Ware]] | ||
− | * 15 May 2010: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1249505.html Woman Hating and No Sense of Boundaries in SPN FANDOM? NO. WAY!] | + | * 15 May 2010: [https://web.archive.org/web/20100825082735/http://www.journalfen.net:80/community/fandom_wank/1249505.html Woman Hating and No Sense of Boundaries in SPN FANDOM? NO. WAY!] |
− | :Issues covered: celebrity/cast | + | :Issues covered: celebrity/cast, Misha |
− | + | * 19 December 2009: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401133340/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1233373.html "SPN Icon Wank"] | |
− | * 19 December 2009: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1233373.html "SPN Icon Wank"] | ||
:Issues covered: Ships | :Issues covered: Ships | ||
− | * 2 December 2009: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1229212.html "Give me your huddled masses"] | + | * 2 December 2009: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401133332/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1229212.html "Give me your huddled masses"] |
:issues covered: fandom, fanfic, cultural imperialism | :issues covered: fandom, fanfic, cultural imperialism | ||
− | * 18 September 2009: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1220648.html "Supernatural Fandom: THE AWFUL TRUTH...Is You're Deluding Yourself"] | + | * 18 September 2009: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401112349/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1220648.html "Supernatural Fandom: THE AWFUL TRUTH...Is You're Deluding Yourself"] |
:Issues covered include: celebrity/cast, tinhats | :Issues covered include: celebrity/cast, tinhats | ||
− | * 3 June 2009:[http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1209516.html "Those PR devils are at it again!"] | + | * 3 June 2009:[https://web.archive.org/web/20150401114503/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1209516.html "Those PR devils are at it again!"] |
::Issues covered include: celebrity/cast, tinhats | ::Issues covered include: celebrity/cast, tinhats | ||
− | * 21 May, 2009:[http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/ | + | * 21 May, 2009:[https://web.archive.org/web/20140601144530/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1206633.html "How DARE you suggest her J2 fic is anything LESS than a masterpiece?"] |
:Issues covered include: fandom, RPS, slash, fanfiction, anonymous meme, you're being mean!, "unsolicited" concrit | :Issues covered include: fandom, RPS, slash, fanfiction, anonymous meme, you're being mean!, "unsolicited" concrit | ||
− | * 28 April, 2009:[http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1206633.html Supernatural Fandom: daring to choose insanity as a way of life.] | + | * 28 April, 2009:[https://web.archive.org/web/20140601144530/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1206633.html Supernatural Fandom: daring to choose insanity as a way of life.] |
− | :Issues covered include: fandom, slash, celebrity/cast (Misha Collins, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles), | + | :Issues covered include: fandom, slash, celebrity/cast (Misha Collins, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles), [[All Hell Breaks Loose Sydney 2009]], tin hats |
− | * 3 April, 2009:[http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1203345.html Slash Fans/ Thats sick. TPTB said so"] | + | * 3 April, 2009:[https://web.archive.org/web/20150401114204/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1203345.html Slash Fans/ Thats sick. TPTB said so"] |
:Issues covered include: Fannish entitlements, slash | :Issues covered include: Fannish entitlements, slash | ||
− | * 31 March, 2009:[http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1202644.html "Fannish entitlement, yay!"] | + | * 31 March, 2009:[https://web.archive.org/web/20140501114253/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1202644.html "Fannish entitlement, yay!"] |
:Issues covered include: Fannish entitlement, celebrity/cast | :Issues covered include: Fannish entitlement, celebrity/cast | ||
− | * 11 November, 2008:[http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1186117.html | + | * 11 November, 2008:[https://web.archive.org/web/20150401115008/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1186117.html "We can't help being batshit! Jensen Ackles made us that way!"] |
:Issues covered include: fandom, celebrity/cast (Jensen Ackles) | :Issues covered include: fandom, celebrity/cast (Jensen Ackles) | ||
− | * 29 September, 2008:[http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1181281.html Acknowledge my C+P skillz!] | + | * 29 September, 2008:[https://web.archive.org/web/20150401204014/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1181281.html Acknowledge my C+P skillz!] |
:Issues covered include: fandom, fandom/internet etiquette, entitlement issues, credit me! | :Issues covered include: fandom, fandom/internet etiquette, entitlement issues, credit me! | ||
− | * 17 September, 2008:[http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1179620.html | + | * 17 September, 2008:[https://web.archive.org/web/20150401111907/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1179620.html CWRPS Tinhats v. Miss Special Snowflake 2008] |
:Issues covered include: fandom, spamming, sockpuppets, stop being rude!, community vs. personal LJ | :Issues covered include: fandom, spamming, sockpuppets, stop being rude!, community vs. personal LJ | ||
− | * 24 August, 2008:[http://www.journalfen.net/community/ | + | * 24 August, 2008:[https://web.archive.org/web/20090712235018/http://www.journalfen.net:80/community/clairvoyantwank/444434.html The story of Thursdaywench & co] |
− | :Issues covered include: celebrity, fandom | + | :Issues covered include: celebrity, fandom, sneaking on to the Supernatural set |
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+ | * 30 July, 2008:[https://web.archive.org/web/20150401145957/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1170437.html I am disappointed in Jensen Ackles] | ||
+ | :Issues covered include: celebrity/cast (Jensen Ackles), fandom, People for the Ethical Treatment of Jensen Ackles | ||
− | * 8 June, 2008:[http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1159104.html Trimming down troll secrets at Fandom_Secrets] | + | |
+ | * 8 June, 2008:[https://web.archive.org/web/20150401132329/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1159104.html Trimming down troll secrets at Fandom_Secrets] | ||
:Issues covered include: trolling | :Issues covered include: trolling | ||
− | * 20 May, 2008:[http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1156737.html Women Who Hate Dean Hating Women Hating... wait.] | + | * 20 May, 2008:[https://web.archive.org/web/20150401150006/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1156737.html Women Who Hate Dean Hating Women Hating... wait.] |
− | :Issues covered include: misogyny, characters, | + | :Issues covered include: misogyny, characters, bitch watch |
− | * 20 April, 2008:[http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1152454.html Wincest and RPF writers are disgusting! R&R my fics plz?] | + | * 20 April, 2008:[https://web.archive.org/web/20150401112156/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1152454.html Wincest and RPF writers are disgusting! R&R my fics plz?] |
: Issues covered include: fandom, Wincest, RPS, more comments on my fic please | : Issues covered include: fandom, Wincest, RPS, more comments on my fic please | ||
− | * 4 April, 2008: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1149393.html You guys are mean] | + | * 4 April, 2008: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401203251/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1149393.html You guys are mean] |
− | : Issues covered include: we want our Jensen pics | + | : Issues covered include: we want our Jensen pics; i run a website and you should appreciate me |
− | * 30 March, 2008: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1147617.html Manip wank] | + | * 30 March, 2008: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401203123/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1147617.html Manip wank] |
− | : Issues covered include: your manips suck | + | : Issues covered include: your manips suck, fanfom flounce |
− | * 29 Februrary, 2008: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1139336.html Spanking wank] | + | * 29 Februrary, 2008: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401202914/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1139336.html Spanking wank] |
: Issues covered include: your kink sucks | : Issues covered include: your kink sucks | ||
− | * 21 January, 2008: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1134279.html | + | |
+ | * 21 January, 2008: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401202708/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1134279.html Oh, there's no MISOGYNY in fandom (137, 812th verse, same as the first)] | ||
: Issues covered include: misogyny, characters, guide to wank | : Issues covered include: misogyny, characters, guide to wank | ||
− | * 30 December, 2007: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1131859.html Grab your tinhats!] | + | * 30 December, 2007: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401202535/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1131859.html Grab your tinhats!] |
− | : Issues covered include: fandom, RPS, associated people (Danneel Harris & Sandra McCoy) | + | : Issues covered include: fandom, RPS, associated people ([[Danneel Harris]] & [[Sandra McCoy]]) |
− | * 10 December, 2007: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1128790.html | + | * 10 December, 2007: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401114807/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1128790.html RESPECT!] |
:Issues covered include: fandom, fan etiquette, cast (Jensen Ackles) | :Issues covered include: fandom, fan etiquette, cast (Jensen Ackles) | ||
− | * 15 November, 2007: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1122335.html THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT STINKING GIRLS ON A HOT BOYS (AND SMEXY ELLEN) SHOW.] | + | * 15 November, 2007: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401114809/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1122335.html THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT STINKING GIRLS ON A HOT BOYS (AND SMEXY ELLEN) SHOW.] |
− | :Issues covered include: fandom, cast | + | :Issues covered include: fandom, cast [[Katie Cassidy]] |
− | * 1 October, 2007: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1112364.html | + | * 1 October, 2007: [https://web.archive.org/web/20140801132032/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1112364.html Dreaded Fan-beast of the Night: the Ware-Ackles] |
− | :Issues covered include: fandom, cast (Jensen Ackles) | + | :Issues covered include: fandom, cast (Jensen Ackles), [[Stephanie Ware]] |
− | * 19 September, 2007: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1111070.html Oh noes, you cancelling the hotel room is my death sentence] | + | * 19 September, 2007: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401201814/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1111070.html Oh noes, you cancelling the hotel room is my death sentence] |
− | :Issues covered include: fandom | + | :Issues covered include: fandom, tumours, conventions |
− | * 8 August, 2007: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1100873.html I did TOO get an email from Kripke's office!] | + | * 8 August, 2007: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401201515/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1100873.html I did TOO get an email from Kripke's office!] |
:Issues covered include: online skepticism, BNF jealousy | :Issues covered include: online skepticism, BNF jealousy | ||
− | * 23 July, 2007: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1096538.html I didn't bugger the lj-cut, you cock-sucking whore - see my attorney!] | + | * 23 July, 2007: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401201308/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1096538.html I didn't bugger the lj-cut, you cock-sucking whore - see my attorney!] |
:Issues covered include: cussing and misunderstandings. | :Issues covered include: cussing and misunderstandings. | ||
− | * 12 July, 2007: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1093122.html | + | * 12 July, 2007: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401201240/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1093122.html Supernatural Casting Wank] |
:Issues covered include: cast, characters, spoilers | :Issues covered include: cast, characters, spoilers | ||
− | * 2 July, 2007: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1090911.html LOL Draft Horse] | + | * 2 July, 2007: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401201222/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1090911.html LOL Draft Horse] |
:Issues covered include: fandom (crack gone wrong) | :Issues covered include: fandom (crack gone wrong) | ||
− | * 18 June, 2007: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1087452.html A few good wankers] | + | * 18 June, 2007: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401201044/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1087452.html A few good wankers] |
:Issues covered include: fan etiquette at the theatre, battle of the BNFs | :Issues covered include: fan etiquette at the theatre, battle of the BNFs | ||
− | * 19 March, 2007: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1064654.html | + | * 19 March, 2007: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401200259/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1064654.html I don't like that fic, so you'd better stop writing it!] |
: Issues covered include: fandom, wincest, subtext | : Issues covered include: fandom, wincest, subtext | ||
− | * 19 February, 2007: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1054835.html | + | * 19 February, 2007: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401200027/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1054835.html Actor's exes: Still not safe from fangirls] |
:Issues covered include: fandom, cast (Jensen Ackles), Joanna Krupa | :Issues covered include: fandom, cast (Jensen Ackles), Joanna Krupa | ||
− | * 31 January, 2007: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1049151.html Can I call La Folle Allure the red-headed stepchild of SPN fandom?] | + | * 31 January, 2007: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401195820/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1049151.html Can I call La Folle Allure the red-headed stepchild of SPN fandom?] |
: Issues covered include: race, fandom | : Issues covered include: race, fandom | ||
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− | * 15 January, 2007: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1044678.html baby!wank: Supernatural] | + | * 15 January, 2007: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401195739/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1044678.html baby!wank: Supernatural] |
− | : Issues covered include: offensive icons | + | : Issues covered include: offensive icons (Hitler Sam) |
− | * 2 January, 2007: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1042371.html But I'm not a MEEEEEEAAAAAN person!] | + | * 2 January, 2007: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401195723/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1042371.html But I'm not a MEEEEEEAAAAAN person!] |
: Issues covered include: fandom (SPN hate memes) | : Issues covered include: fandom (SPN hate memes) | ||
− | * 28 December, 2006: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1039955.html Of SPN fandom and the incestuous faggot heathens.] | + | * 28 December, 2006: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401195434/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1039955.html Of SPN fandom and the incestuous faggot heathens.] |
: Issues covered include: incest, fanfiction, feminism, religion | : Issues covered include: incest, fanfiction, feminism, religion | ||
− | * 12 October, 2006: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1011899.html More Supernatural wank!] | + | * 12 October, 2006: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401194629/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1011899.html More Supernatural wank!] |
− | : Issues covered include: incest, | + | : Issues covered include: incest, fan fic |
− | * 10 October, 2006: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1010846.html Supernatural wank!] | + | * 10 October, 2006: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401194619/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/1010846.html Supernatural wank!] |
− | : Issues covered include: celebrity | + | : Issues covered include: celebrity (Jensen is a coke addict who smokes) |
− | * 24 July, 2006: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/975419.html "Talk to my GPA fuckers" or "Fandom: porn and ignorance, but no minty aftertaste!"] | + | * 24 July, 2006: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401193445/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/975419.html "Talk to my GPA fuckers" or "Fandom: porn and ignorance, but no minty aftertaste!"] |
: Issues covered include: fandom (spn_hate community on [[LJ]]) | : Issues covered include: fandom (spn_hate community on [[LJ]]) | ||
− | * 5 June, 2006: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/951925.html Godzilla. Tokyo. BNFs. SGA. Oh My.] | + | * 5 June, 2006: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401192924/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/951925.html Godzilla. Tokyo. BNFs. SGA. Oh My.] |
: Issues covered include: fandom (re: spn_hate community on [[LJ]]) | : Issues covered include: fandom (re: spn_hate community on [[LJ]]) | ||
− | * 6 May, 2006: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/935486.html My photoshop filter use is painting!] | + | * 6 May, 2006: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401192430/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/935486.html My photoshop filter use is painting!] |
: Issues covered include: fandom, fanart | : Issues covered include: fandom, fanart | ||
− | * 1 May, 2006: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/933781.html Supernatural Wincest wank, FINALLY] | + | * 1 May, 2006: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401192411/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/933781.html Supernatural Wincest wank, FINALLY] |
: Issues covered include: incest, underage, fanfiction | : Issues covered include: incest, underage, fanfiction | ||
− | * 18 April, 2006: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/927551.html "I barely have any skin left on my palm!"] | + | * 18 April, 2006: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401192138/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/927551.html "I barely have any skin left on my palm!"] |
: Issues covered include: fandom | : Issues covered include: fandom | ||
− | * 21 March, 2006: [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/913024.html The Supernatural Fandom = Everyone's a Frigging Critic] | + | * 21 March, 2006: [https://web.archive.org/web/20150401191638/http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/913024.html The Supernatural Fandom = Everyone's a Frigging Critic] |
: Issues covered include: fandom, fanart | : Issues covered include: fandom, fanart | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==Links== | ||
+ | * [http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Main_Page Fandom Wank wiki] | ||
+ | * [http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/ Fandom_wank community] | ||
+ | * [http://www.dailydot.com/society/fandomwank-10-best-drama-stories-anniversary/ Ten Best Fandom Wanks] - some classic wanks from other fandoms | ||
+ | * [https://fanlore.org/wiki/Fandom_Wank Fandom Wank] on Fanlore | ||
+ | |||
+ | [[Category:Fandom]][[Category:Fandom History]] |
Latest revision as of 23:46, 25 December 2019
Wank refers to any online fandom related argument which escalates from a small disagreement to a full blown online war, especially characterised by hyperbole, self-righteousness and a total lack of humour.
Fandom Wank was an online community dedicated to the mocking of over-seriousness, ridiculousness, and general stupidity within the various media fandoms. The site's tagline was "Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock because we think "Fandom is Fucking Funny" is not taking it far enough".
Wank reporting would commence with an anonymous post at wank_report on Livejournal or Clairvoyant Wank on journalfen. These often started while the wank was in progress. and often provided post summaries or screencaps, due to the tendency for people to delete or later lock wank-related posts. Someone would then collated links to posts related the wank, and provided a handy - often hilarious - summary of the events. It had a set of rules about the posting of wanks in order to try and make things - less wanky.
Supernatural featured regularly on Fandom Wank. Obviously many wonderful wanks have sadly gone undocumented, but those captured here capture some A grade outrages. Fandom Wank closed in 2015, and was deleted so the links below are to archives of the original posts. Many of the links within the posts to fan journals are now dead, but you can still enjoy much of the drama!
Supernatural fandom on Fandom Wank
Below are a list of Supernatural wanks that have appeared on Fandom Wank.
- 31 December 2013: Victoria Bitter: The Embittering
- fandom, convention, BNF Fandom Wanker
- 23 November, 2013: The Little-Known Fifth Horseman of Wank
- Orlando Jones, Cockles, Destiel, Anti-Destiel, The Apocalypse
- 23 October 2013 Damon Lindelof was right
- Destiel, Destiel, Destiel; not canon according to TPTB
- 8 September 2013 "Its like comparing a stallion horse to a piece of shit."
- issues covered: Destiel, Cockles, J2
- 26 July, 2013 Pretty girls are kryptonite to SPN fans
- issues covered: Spoilers, Destiel, het is icky
- 7 June, 2013 just screwing with em now...
- issues covered: Tinhats, Jensen Ackles, Danneel Ackles, baby names
- 5 May, 2013: What happened to SPN's Bi Pride
- issues covered: Jensen Ackles, Conventions, Shipping
- 17 April, 2013: Supernatural fans use their decoder rings
- issues covered: Hidden messages in set dec, fans who think too much
- 31 January, 2013: Tumblr users take to streets; Misha Collins is world's greatest tree-murdering monster
- issues covered: Misha Collins, stalker or fangirl
- 16 January, 2013: The new thing in the SPN fandom is dragging babies into shipping wars
- issues covered: Destiel, Misha Collins
- 8 January 2013: A baby is always a joyous occasion!
- issues covered: Jensen Ackles, Danneel Ackles, Tinhats
- 25 November, 2012: How Misha Collins ruined Christmas
- issues covered: Misha Collins, entitlement issues, stuff on the internet should be free, Stonehenge Apocalypse
- 11 November, 2012: Misha Collins seems to like slash; slash fans are unhappy about this
- issues covered: Destiel, Misha Collins
- 19 September, 2012: Which is gayer: Teen Wolf or Supernatural?
- issues covered: Destiel, Misha Collins
- 22 August, 2012: Fans do not approve of Padalecki's life-choices
- issues covered: Tinhats, Jared Padalecki
- 5 June 2012: Misha Collins is Supernatural's Keyser Soze
- issues covered: Misha Collins, Random Acts
- 11 October, 2011: Now for the story of two star crossed lovers...
- issues covered: Tinhats
- 6 August, 2011: SPN Fandom Trolls a Troll - with donations!
- Issues covered: Trolling for fun and profit, Misha
- 15 February, 2011: Misha Collins Trolls His Fandom. In Other News, Water is Wet and the Sky is Blue.
- Issues covered: fandom, Misha Collins, rhino puzzle, pre-GISHWHES wank
- 25 November, 2010: Rejeneration vs Spnanonhaven
- Issues covered: fandom, anon memes
- 20 August, 2010: The LJ board will hear about this!
- Issues covered: fandom, fanfic
- 7 July, 2010: People who call him blond creep me out
- Issues covered: Dean's Hair
- 1 June, 2010: The Ware-Ackles Strikes Back: Daughter of the Ware
- Issues covered include: celebrity/cast, tinhats
See also Stephanie Ware
- Issues covered: celebrity/cast, Misha
- 19 December 2009: "SPN Icon Wank"
- Issues covered: Ships
- 2 December 2009: "Give me your huddled masses"
- issues covered: fandom, fanfic, cultural imperialism
- 18 September 2009: "Supernatural Fandom: THE AWFUL TRUTH...Is You're Deluding Yourself"
- Issues covered include: celebrity/cast, tinhats
- 3 June 2009:"Those PR devils are at it again!"
- Issues covered include: celebrity/cast, tinhats
- Issues covered include: fandom, RPS, slash, fanfiction, anonymous meme, you're being mean!, "unsolicited" concrit
- Issues covered include: fandom, slash, celebrity/cast (Misha Collins, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles), All Hell Breaks Loose Sydney 2009, tin hats
- 3 April, 2009:Slash Fans/ Thats sick. TPTB said so"
- Issues covered include: Fannish entitlements, slash
- 31 March, 2009:"Fannish entitlement, yay!"
- Issues covered include: Fannish entitlement, celebrity/cast
- 11 November, 2008:"We can't help being batshit! Jensen Ackles made us that way!"
- Issues covered include: fandom, celebrity/cast (Jensen Ackles)
- 29 September, 2008:Acknowledge my C+P skillz!
- Issues covered include: fandom, fandom/internet etiquette, entitlement issues, credit me!
- 17 September, 2008:CWRPS Tinhats v. Miss Special Snowflake 2008
- Issues covered include: fandom, spamming, sockpuppets, stop being rude!, community vs. personal LJ
- 24 August, 2008:The story of Thursdaywench & co
- Issues covered include: celebrity, fandom, sneaking on to the Supernatural set
- 30 July, 2008:I am disappointed in Jensen Ackles
- Issues covered include: celebrity/cast (Jensen Ackles), fandom, People for the Ethical Treatment of Jensen Ackles
- 8 June, 2008:Trimming down troll secrets at Fandom_Secrets
- Issues covered include: trolling
- 20 May, 2008:Women Who Hate Dean Hating Women Hating... wait.
- Issues covered include: misogyny, characters, bitch watch
- 20 April, 2008:Wincest and RPF writers are disgusting! R&R my fics plz?
- Issues covered include: fandom, Wincest, RPS, more comments on my fic please
- 4 April, 2008: You guys are mean
- Issues covered include: we want our Jensen pics; i run a website and you should appreciate me
- 30 March, 2008: Manip wank
- Issues covered include: your manips suck, fanfom flounce
- 29 Februrary, 2008: Spanking wank
- Issues covered include: your kink sucks
- 21 January, 2008: Oh, there's no MISOGYNY in fandom (137, 812th verse, same as the first)
- Issues covered include: misogyny, characters, guide to wank
- 30 December, 2007: Grab your tinhats!
- Issues covered include: fandom, RPS, associated people (Danneel Harris & Sandra McCoy)
- 10 December, 2007: RESPECT!
- Issues covered include: fandom, fan etiquette, cast (Jensen Ackles)
- 15 November, 2007: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT STINKING GIRLS ON A HOT BOYS (AND SMEXY ELLEN) SHOW.
- Issues covered include: fandom, cast Katie Cassidy
- 1 October, 2007: Dreaded Fan-beast of the Night: the Ware-Ackles
- Issues covered include: fandom, cast (Jensen Ackles), Stephanie Ware
- 19 September, 2007: Oh noes, you cancelling the hotel room is my death sentence
- Issues covered include: fandom, tumours, conventions
- 8 August, 2007: I did TOO get an email from Kripke's office!
- Issues covered include: online skepticism, BNF jealousy
- Issues covered include: cussing and misunderstandings.
- 12 July, 2007: Supernatural Casting Wank
- Issues covered include: cast, characters, spoilers
- 2 July, 2007: LOL Draft Horse
- Issues covered include: fandom (crack gone wrong)
- 18 June, 2007: A few good wankers
- Issues covered include: fan etiquette at the theatre, battle of the BNFs
- 19 March, 2007: I don't like that fic, so you'd better stop writing it!
- Issues covered include: fandom, wincest, subtext
- 19 February, 2007: Actor's exes: Still not safe from fangirls
- Issues covered include: fandom, cast (Jensen Ackles), Joanna Krupa
- 31 January, 2007: Can I call La Folle Allure the red-headed stepchild of SPN fandom?
- Issues covered include: race, fandom
- 19 January, 2007: It's canon: You're an asshole
- Issues covered include: incest and wincest.
- 15 January, 2007: baby!wank: Supernatural
- Issues covered include: offensive icons (Hitler Sam)
- 2 January, 2007: But I'm not a MEEEEEEAAAAAN person!
- Issues covered include: fandom (SPN hate memes)
- 28 December, 2006: Of SPN fandom and the incestuous faggot heathens.
- Issues covered include: incest, fanfiction, feminism, religion
- 12 October, 2006: More Supernatural wank!
- Issues covered include: incest, fan fic
- 10 October, 2006: Supernatural wank!
- Issues covered include: celebrity (Jensen is a coke addict who smokes)
- Issues covered include: fandom (spn_hate community on LJ)
- 5 June, 2006: Godzilla. Tokyo. BNFs. SGA. Oh My.
- Issues covered include: fandom (re: spn_hate community on LJ)
- 6 May, 2006: My photoshop filter use is painting!
- Issues covered include: fandom, fanart
- 1 May, 2006: Supernatural Wincest wank, FINALLY
- Issues covered include: incest, underage, fanfiction
- 18 April, 2006: "I barely have any skin left on my palm!"
- Issues covered include: fandom
- 21 March, 2006: The Supernatural Fandom = Everyone's a Frigging Critic
- Issues covered include: fandom, fanart
Links
- Fandom Wank wiki
- Fandom_wank community
- Ten Best Fandom Wanks - some classic wanks from other fandoms
- Fandom Wank on Fanlore