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|Writer=[[Andrew Dabb]]
 
|Writer=[[Andrew Dabb]]
 
|Director=[[Guy Bee]]
 
|Director=[[Guy Bee]]
|AirDate= October 15, 2013
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|AirDate=October 15, 2013
 
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==TEASER==
  
== NOW ==
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'''TITLE: NOW'''
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'''INT. ABANDONED HOUSE - DAY'''
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A man (JASON) drags a body bag through the house into the bathroom. He unzips the bag to reveal a charred body.
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'''EXT. PARK - DAY'''
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DEAN is lying on a picnic table. Sam sits down next to him.
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 +
 
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SAM
 +
 
 +
So, what, Cas is human?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
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 +
(sitting up)
 +
 
 +
Ish. I mean, he's got no Grace, no wings, no... harp, whatever the hell else he had.
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SAM
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 +
Okay. Where'd he crash-land?
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 +
 
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DEAN
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 +
Called me from a pay phone from Longmont, Colorado. I told him just to make for the bunker.
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 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
Well, you think he can handle a road trip like that?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Well, Cas is a big boy. Things go Breaking Bad, he knows our number. Right now we got bigger worries.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
The fallen angels?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Yeah. I mean, thanks to Metatron, we now have a couple of thousand confused loose nukes walking around down here.
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 +
 
 +
SAM
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 +
What do you think they're gonna do?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
I got no damn clue.
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 +
 
 +
SAM
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What about Crowley? You, uh... [mimes slicing throat]
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DEAN
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I would've loved nothing better than to ice that limey bitch. But then I thought to myself, what would Sam Winchester do?
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 +
 
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SAM
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I'd've stabbed him in the brain.
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 +
 
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DEAN
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Oh. (beat) Well, I figured the King of Hell might know a few things, so why not Zero Dark Thirty his ass?
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 +
 
 +
They get up off the table.
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 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
Wait, so Crowley is... alive?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN opens the Impala's trunk to reveal CROWLEY.
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 +
 
 +
DEAN
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 +
Oh yeah. He's the junk in my trunk.
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 +
 
 +
A Devil's Trap has been painted on the inside of the trunk.
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 +
SAM
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 +
Huh.
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'''INT. ABANDONED HOUSE - DAY'''
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Sigils have been drawn on the bathroom's walls in blood. BLACK DEMON SMOKE swirls around just below the ceiling. JASON takes out a knife and flips it open. His eyes turn black. He cuts open his wrist and allows the blood to pour into the bathtub. Bright light starts to emanate from it, and the DEMON SMOKE flies down into the tub. The light pulsates and dies out with a small shockwave.
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ABADDON emerges from the bathtub.
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'''TITLE: SUPERNATURAL'''
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==ACT ONE==
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 +
'''INT. BUNKER - CONTROL ROOM - DAY'''
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 +
DEAN enters the bunker. An arrow comes flying in his general direction, getting stuck in the handrail a few feet in front.
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 +
 
 +
DEAN
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 +
The hell?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
KEVIN stands up from behind his barricade of books and a flipped-over table, holding a crossbow.
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 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
Dean? You're alive!
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 +
 
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DEAN
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Yeah, 'cause you're a crappy shot, Katniss.
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 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
Sorry. It's been a bad couple of days. I-I haven't slept, or eaten, I'm pretty backed up.
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 +
 
 +
DEAN
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 +
Okay, overshare.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
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 +
After we talked, this place went nuts, alright? Th-there was some alarm, and all the machines were freaking out, and the bunker just locked down. I couldn't open the door, my cellphone stopped working, I thought the world was ending.
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 +
 
 +
DEAN
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 +
Close. (beat) The angels fell.
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KEVIN
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 +
The... what does that mean?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Nothing good. [he takes the crossbow from KEVIN] Listen, next time the world's ending, grab a gun.
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 +
 
 +
DEAN puts the crossbow down on the table and starts to walk away, taking out his cellphone.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
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 +
I got service.
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 +
 
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KEVIN flips a switch on the bunker's control panel. Lights turn on and there's a sound of mechanics whirring into action.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
It's back online. Maybe when you opened the door from the outside door, it reset the system.
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 +
 
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DEAN
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 +
Yeah, okay, let's go with that.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM enters with CROWLEY, handcuffed, blindfolded and with earmuffs on.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
Hey. All good?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
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 +
Is it ever. Come on.
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 +
 
 +
SAM and DEAN leave with CROWLEY as KEVIN looks on.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
No.
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 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - DUNGEON - DAY'''
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CROWLEY has been chained to a chair in the center of a Devil's Trap. DEAN pulls off his hood and tears the duct tape off his mouth.
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 +
 
 +
CROWLEY
 +
 
 +
Ahh! Hello.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN punches him in the face.
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 +
 
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DEAN
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Never get tired of doing that.
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CROWLEY grunts and looks at the wall full of torture implements.
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CROWLEY
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Homey. Where did you get this fantastic little treehouse?
 +
 
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SAM
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Alright, here's how it's gonna go. You're giving us the name of every demon on earth, and the people they're possessing.
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CROWLEY
 +
 
 +
Am I? Doesn't sound like me.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
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 +
I saw you break down, Crowley. When I was trying to cure you, I know a part of you was human again, maybe still is.
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 +
 
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CROWLEY
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Blah blah, boohoo. Done? Good. 'Cause this is what I know. I'm not giving you anything. Why would I? You have no leverage, darlings. You're not gonna close the gates of Hell, because you didn't, you're not gonna kill me, because you haven't. So what's left?
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DEAN
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We have a few ideas.
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CROWLEY
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Torture. Brilliant. Can't wait to see Sam in stilettos and a leather bustier, really putting the S-A-M into S&M. Honestly, boys. What are you gonna do to me that I don't do to myself just for kicks every Friday night?
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SAM and DEAN exchange a look, then turn and leave, locking the dungeon's doors behind them.
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DEAN
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Have fun.
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They turn off the lights, leaving CROWLEY alone in the dark.
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'''INT. BUNKER - CONTROL ROOM - DAY'''
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KEVIN
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What's Crowley doing here?! Why isn't he dead? Why aren't you stabbing him right now?!
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DEAN
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Alright, alright, chill out, Kevin, okay? We need him.
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KEVIN
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What?!
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SAM
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Kevin, look. If we can get Crowley to give us the name of every demon he's got topside, we can hunt them down. All of 'em.
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DEAN
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He will break, okay. When he does, we'll hold him down while you knife him. Then we all go out for ice cream and strippers.
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SAM
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Just stay away from him, alright?
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KEVIN
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So now what?
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DEAN
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I gotta make some phone calls. You need to hit the Angel tablet, see if you can find anything on the spell that Metatron used to empty out Heaven.
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SAM
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Yeah, maybe we can reverse it before the God Squad does too much damage.
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DEAN
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Yeah, if we're lucky. Alright, check the net for anything angely.
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SAM
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 +
Or demony.
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DEAN
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Or monstery. Or ghosty, or... it's gonna be a busy year.
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'''INT. ABANDONED HOUSE - DAY'''
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 +
ABADDON addresses JASON plus three other DEMONS.
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ABADDON
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 +
My name is Abaddon. But enough about me, let's talk you. Jason tells me you're all violent, power-hungry opportunists. So maybe you can tell me what the hell happened to Hell. And demons, I mean, [mocking laughter] you call that a meatsuit?
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 +
 
 +
OLD LADY!DEMON
 +
 
 +
I closed 72 deals last year. Kids love Grandma.
 +
 
 +
 
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ABADDON
 +
 
 +
And that's the problem. Deals. We're paying for what we should be taking. Who put Crowley in charge? What's the matter, Hellhound got your tongue? You took orders from him!
 +
 
 +
 
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OLD LADY!DEMON
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 +
He's the King!
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ABADDON
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 +
He's a salesman. A king fights. A king conquers. A king does more than sit around reading contracts. But the King's dead. Long live the Queen. I can train you. I can get you new bodies. And we will march into Hell, where we will be greeted as liberators. And Demonkind will rise up and sweep over the earth. And all the humans, and all the angels with their clipped wings will bow to me! Or they will burn.
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 +
 
 +
OLD LADY!DEMON
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 +
What about Crowley?
 +
 
 +
 
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ABADDON
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 +
Crowley's dead.
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OLD LADY!DEMON
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 +
Uhuh. Well, no offense, honey, but we all thought you were dead until, like, a week ago. And what if Crowley does come back? Look, a lot of us were scared of him, a lot of us still are. Prove that Crowley's really gone, and then maybe this scheme of yours will work. (beat) Or not. Honestly, I always thought you Knights were overrated.
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 +
 
 +
ABADDON grabs her by the throat and smokes her out.
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 +
 
 +
ABADDON
 +
 
 +
You go to hell. And you tell them... I'm coming.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - DAY'''
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 +
DEAN's on the phone while SAM and KEVIN do research.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Yeah, Irv, fallen angels.
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 +
 
 +
IRV (O.S.)
 +
 
 +
Huh. That's a wrinkle.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Well, trust me, they're just monsters with good PR.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. ROAD - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
IRV sits on the hood of his car.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN (O.S., cont'd)
 +
 
 +
So, if you run into one, torch his ass with holy oil.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
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 +
DEAN (cont'd)
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 +
Oh, and if they drop, uh, like, a silver sword, grab it. Those pigstickers come in handy.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. ROAD - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
IRV
 +
 
 +
Okay. Criminy.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
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 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Hey, look, I know this is weird, but—
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 +
 
 +
IRV (O.S.)
 +
 
 +
Well, Dean-o, weird's what we do.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. ROAD - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
IRV
 +
 
 +
I remember this case me and Bobby worked up in Saskatoon, had these two—
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Werewolf siamese twins.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. ROAD - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
IRV
 +
 
 +
He told you about that?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
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 +
DEAN
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 +
Every time he drank Labatt's.
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 +
'''EXT. ROAD - CONTINUOUS'''
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DEAN (O.S., cont'd)
 +
 
 +
So if you run into any problems, give a call, okay?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
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DEAN (cont'd)
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 +
The more hunter that know, the better.
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 +
 
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'''EXT. ROAD - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
IRV
 +
 
 +
Roger-Dodger.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. NAVAL BASE - DAY'''
 +
 
 +
Three NAVY SOLDIERS leave the base.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SOLDIER #1
 +
 
 +
So, this is your first weekend pass into town, right? So I set it all up. Jamie's waiting at the bar and has a thing for men in uniform. So, you just start buying shots, then you can thank me in the morning.
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 +
 
 +
SOLDIER #2
 +
 
 +
Cool.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
A bus pulls up and the three get in.
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 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUS - DAY'''
 +
 
 +
The DEMONS from before (minus the one possessing the old lady) are waiting on the bus. Their eyes turn black. The doors snap shut and the DEMONS smoke out, then possess the SOLDIERS. ABADDON, in the driver's seat dressed in a bus driver's uniform, turns to look.
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 +
 
 +
ABADDON
 +
 
 +
Now that is more like it.
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 +
 
 +
==ACT TWO==
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 +
'''EXT. ROAD - DAY'''
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 +
A young woman (TRACY) is looking under the hood of her car. A van pulls up.
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 +
 
 +
DRIVER
 +
 
 +
Need some help?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
TRACY
 +
 
 +
Um, yeah, I-I don't know, I think the thingy broke.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DRIVER
 +
 
 +
Well, I can give you a lift into town.
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 +
 
 +
TRACY
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 +
That would be amazing. Thanks.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
She grabs her bag from the car while the van's DRIVER leers at her. He grins wolfishly as she gets in, revealing a set of vampire fangs.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. ROAD - MOMENTS LATER'''
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 +
The van rocks up and down. After a few moments, blood splashes against the window from the inside. The van's doors open and the VAMPIRE comes falling out, headless. TRACY jumps out after and comes face to face with the possessed SOLDIERS.
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 +
 
 +
JASON (now in SOLDIER #1)
 +
 
 +
Nice hunting.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEMON!SOLDIER #2 grabs her from behind and pulls a bag over her head.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. PARKING LOT - DAY'''
 +
 
 +
The bus has been abandoned in a parking lot. The area has been marked off with yellow tape and there are multiple police officers and army personnel present. SAM and DEAN pull up in the Impala.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
Oh, God. This place reeks of sulfur.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Between the stink, with the freak thunderstorms, and every cow dead within three miles, I'll take demons for $1000, Alex. [to the SERGEANT that walks up] Hey. Agents Stark and Banner, FBI. Just need to have a look around.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SERGEANT
 +
 
 +
Why? This is a military case, not a federal one.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
Well, that's not what our supervisor said.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SERGEANT
 +
 
 +
That so? Then maybe him and I oughta have a chat.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Okay.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He takes out his phone and dials.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
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 +
KEVIN's phone rings.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
Hey?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Hey, boss, uh... we got a little problem here.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
"Boss"?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Yeah, just a local badge needs confirmation we're supposed to be here. How the word came down from FBI headquarters in DC.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
Wait, w-what?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Yeah.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He hands his phone to the SERGEANT.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SERGEANT
 +
 
 +
This is Sgt Miranda Bates, who am I talking to?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
Uh... Kevin. Solo.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
SERGEANT
 +
 
 +
How old are you?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
Old enough. And I'm with the FBI, so you have to do what I say, or...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SERGEANT (O.S.)
 +
 
 +
Listen, kid, I don't have to do anything. And I don't take orders from the Feeb.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
KEVIN pulls his laptop towards him and starts typing.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
SERGEANT (cont'd)
 +
 
 +
So unless you can give me one good reason you got a couple of pretty-boy agents poking around my crime scene, I'm gonna put them in cuffs and spank your ass raw, understand?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
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 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
Cabo, last June.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
SERGEANT
 +
 
 +
What?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
That's my reason. My favourite is you in a sombrero doing a body shot off some naked guy in a Luchador mask. Super classy.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
SERGEANT
 +
 
 +
How did you find that?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
'Cause I'm Kevin freaking Solo. So unless you want this forwarded to your commanding officer, Major Velasquez...
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
KEVIN (O.S.)
 +
 
 +
I suggest you give my guys anything they want. Understand?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SERGEANT
 +
 
 +
Yes.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
"Yes, sir."
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
SERGEANT
 +
 
 +
Yes, sir.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
She hands the phone back to DEAN and stalks off.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Kevin? What the hell did you just do?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
All military computers are linked to the same network.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
SAM motions "are we good?" to DEAN, who nods. SAM walks off towards the bus.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
And?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
I hacked it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Hey, Kevin? Good job, buddy.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He hangs up and joins SAM.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUS - DAY'''
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Hey. Anything?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
Yeah, this guy was shot in the heart.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
That what killed him?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
Maybe—fifteen, twenty years ago. Every one of these bodies has a fatal wound, or two, or three, but they're all old.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
So we're looking at meatsuits? The bodies took a licking, and the demons inside kept them ticking.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
Probably. I think they were possessed. And now those soldiers are.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
The SERGEANT enters.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SERGEANT
 +
 
 +
Excuse me, agents? We pulled this off a security camera. You might wanna take a look.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
She hands SAM a touchscreen tablet with video footage that shows the possessed soldiers and bus driver exiting the bus. SAM zooms in on the driver.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. PARKING LOT - DAY'''
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Abaddon? Seriously?! I thought you Kentucky fried that meatsuit.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
I did, Dean.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
You—well, then how'd she get it back? [to the police officer holding up the crime scene tape] Thank you. [to SAM] And why's she playing G.I. Joe?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
No clue. Why don't you ask her when we find her?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Oh, I will. And then I'm gonna chop her freaking head off. Again.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. CONTAMINATED GHOST TOWN - NIGHT'''
 +
 
 +
The DEMONS are beating up hunter PETE.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
JASON
 +
 
 +
Alright, Pete. The Winchesters, where are they?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
PETE
 +
 
 +
Bite me.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
JASON punches him again.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
JASON
 +
 
 +
I said, where are the Winchesters?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
PETE
 +
 
 +
And I said, bite me, crewcut.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
JASON punches him again.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
ABADDON
 +
 
 +
Let me show you how it's done, boys.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
She grabs a noose and slips it around PETE's neck.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
PETE
 +
 
 +
Help me!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
He screams as ABADDON tightens the noose and pulls on the rope to lift him off the ground.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
ABADDON
 +
 
 +
You can scream all you want to. No one's gonna hear you! Now let's talk Sam and Dean.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - NIGHT'''
 +
 
 +
A cellphone (in a box full of them) starts ringing. KEVIN picks it up.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
Hello?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''EXT. CONTAMINATED GHOST TOWN - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
ABADDON
 +
 
 +
This is Dean's number, but you're not a Winchester. Who are you?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
I'm... nobody.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. ABANDONED DINER - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
ABADDON enters the diner.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
ABADDON
 +
 
 +
Well, nobody,  I need you to give those boys a message for me.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
She walks over to TRACY and IRV, both tied up and gagged.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
ABADDON (cont'd)
 +
 
 +
I have something they might want.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. IMPALA - NIGHT'''
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
(on phone)
 +
 
 +
Kevin, wait wait wait. Slow down.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
KEVIN (O.S.)
 +
 
 +
She gave me these coordinates. 44.053051 by -123.127860, and two names. Irv Franklin and Tracy Bell.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Irv's a friend, don't know Tracy.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
Alright, the lady said they were hunters, and that if you didn't go save them, that she would kill them.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. IMPALA - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Yeah, I've heard that song before.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
Dean, who was she?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. IMPALA - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
She's the bad guy. Alright, new job, dig up everything the Men of Letters have on Knights of Hell.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
KEVIN
 +
 
 +
"Knights of Hell"? (beat) Sure.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT. IMPALA - CONTINUOUS'''
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
You find a way to kill one, I mean permanently, drop a dime.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
Thanks, Kevin. [he hangs up] The numbers point to a spot on the outskirts of Eugene, Oregon. You know this is a trap, right?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Yep.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
And we're just gonna walk right into it?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Guns blazing. You with me?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
You know it.

Revision as of 20:29, 21 October 2013


SUPERNATURAL

9.02 Devil May Care

Written by: Andrew Dabb

Directed by: Guy Bee

Air Date: October 15, 2013

TEASER

TITLE: NOW


INT. ABANDONED HOUSE - DAY

A man (JASON) drags a body bag through the house into the bathroom. He unzips the bag to reveal a charred body.


EXT. PARK - DAY

DEAN is lying on a picnic table. Sam sits down next to him.


SAM

So, what, Cas is human?


DEAN

(sitting up)

Ish. I mean, he's got no Grace, no wings, no... harp, whatever the hell else he had.


SAM

Okay. Where'd he crash-land?


DEAN

Called me from a pay phone from Longmont, Colorado. I told him just to make for the bunker.


SAM

Well, you think he can handle a road trip like that?


DEAN

Well, Cas is a big boy. Things go Breaking Bad, he knows our number. Right now we got bigger worries.


SAM

The fallen angels?


DEAN

Yeah. I mean, thanks to Metatron, we now have a couple of thousand confused loose nukes walking around down here.


SAM

What do you think they're gonna do?


DEAN

I got no damn clue.


SAM

What about Crowley? You, uh... [mimes slicing throat]


DEAN

I would've loved nothing better than to ice that limey bitch. But then I thought to myself, what would Sam Winchester do?


SAM

I'd've stabbed him in the brain.


DEAN

Oh. (beat) Well, I figured the King of Hell might know a few things, so why not Zero Dark Thirty his ass?


They get up off the table.


SAM

Wait, so Crowley is... alive?


DEAN opens the Impala's trunk to reveal CROWLEY.


DEAN

Oh yeah. He's the junk in my trunk.


A Devil's Trap has been painted on the inside of the trunk.


SAM

Huh.


INT. ABANDONED HOUSE - DAY

Sigils have been drawn on the bathroom's walls in blood. BLACK DEMON SMOKE swirls around just below the ceiling. JASON takes out a knife and flips it open. His eyes turn black. He cuts open his wrist and allows the blood to pour into the bathtub. Bright light starts to emanate from it, and the DEMON SMOKE flies down into the tub. The light pulsates and dies out with a small shockwave.

ABADDON emerges from the bathtub.


TITLE: SUPERNATURAL


ACT ONE

INT. BUNKER - CONTROL ROOM - DAY

DEAN enters the bunker. An arrow comes flying in his general direction, getting stuck in the handrail a few feet in front.


DEAN

The hell?


KEVIN stands up from behind his barricade of books and a flipped-over table, holding a crossbow.


KEVIN

Dean? You're alive!


DEAN

Yeah, 'cause you're a crappy shot, Katniss.


KEVIN

Sorry. It's been a bad couple of days. I-I haven't slept, or eaten, I'm pretty backed up.


DEAN

Okay, overshare.


KEVIN

After we talked, this place went nuts, alright? Th-there was some alarm, and all the machines were freaking out, and the bunker just locked down. I couldn't open the door, my cellphone stopped working, I thought the world was ending.


DEAN

Close. (beat) The angels fell.


KEVIN

The... what does that mean?


DEAN

Nothing good. [he takes the crossbow from KEVIN] Listen, next time the world's ending, grab a gun.


DEAN puts the crossbow down on the table and starts to walk away, taking out his cellphone.


DEAN

I got service.


KEVIN flips a switch on the bunker's control panel. Lights turn on and there's a sound of mechanics whirring into action.


KEVIN

It's back online. Maybe when you opened the door from the outside door, it reset the system.


DEAN

Yeah, okay, let's go with that.


SAM enters with CROWLEY, handcuffed, blindfolded and with earmuffs on.


SAM

Hey. All good?


DEAN

Is it ever. Come on.


SAM and DEAN leave with CROWLEY as KEVIN looks on.


KEVIN

No.


INT. BUNKER - DUNGEON - DAY

CROWLEY has been chained to a chair in the center of a Devil's Trap. DEAN pulls off his hood and tears the duct tape off his mouth.


CROWLEY

Ahh! Hello.


DEAN punches him in the face.


DEAN

Never get tired of doing that.


CROWLEY grunts and looks at the wall full of torture implements.


CROWLEY

Homey. Where did you get this fantastic little treehouse?


SAM

Alright, here's how it's gonna go. You're giving us the name of every demon on earth, and the people they're possessing.


CROWLEY

Am I? Doesn't sound like me.


SAM

I saw you break down, Crowley. When I was trying to cure you, I know a part of you was human again, maybe still is.


CROWLEY

Blah blah, boohoo. Done? Good. 'Cause this is what I know. I'm not giving you anything. Why would I? You have no leverage, darlings. You're not gonna close the gates of Hell, because you didn't, you're not gonna kill me, because you haven't. So what's left?


DEAN

We have a few ideas.


CROWLEY

Torture. Brilliant. Can't wait to see Sam in stilettos and a leather bustier, really putting the S-A-M into S&M. Honestly, boys. What are you gonna do to me that I don't do to myself just for kicks every Friday night?


SAM and DEAN exchange a look, then turn and leave, locking the dungeon's doors behind them.


DEAN

Have fun.


They turn off the lights, leaving CROWLEY alone in the dark.


INT. BUNKER - CONTROL ROOM - DAY

KEVIN

What's Crowley doing here?! Why isn't he dead? Why aren't you stabbing him right now?!


DEAN

Alright, alright, chill out, Kevin, okay? We need him.


KEVIN

What?!


SAM

Kevin, look. If we can get Crowley to give us the name of every demon he's got topside, we can hunt them down. All of 'em.


DEAN

He will break, okay. When he does, we'll hold him down while you knife him. Then we all go out for ice cream and strippers.


SAM

Just stay away from him, alright?


KEVIN

So now what?


DEAN

I gotta make some phone calls. You need to hit the Angel tablet, see if you can find anything on the spell that Metatron used to empty out Heaven.


SAM

Yeah, maybe we can reverse it before the God Squad does too much damage.


DEAN

Yeah, if we're lucky. Alright, check the net for anything angely.


SAM

Or demony.


DEAN

Or monstery. Or ghosty, or... it's gonna be a busy year.


INT. ABANDONED HOUSE - DAY

ABADDON addresses JASON plus three other DEMONS.


ABADDON

My name is Abaddon. But enough about me, let's talk you. Jason tells me you're all violent, power-hungry opportunists. So maybe you can tell me what the hell happened to Hell. And demons, I mean, [mocking laughter] you call that a meatsuit?


OLD LADY!DEMON

I closed 72 deals last year. Kids love Grandma.


ABADDON

And that's the problem. Deals. We're paying for what we should be taking. Who put Crowley in charge? What's the matter, Hellhound got your tongue? You took orders from him!


OLD LADY!DEMON

He's the King!


ABADDON

He's a salesman. A king fights. A king conquers. A king does more than sit around reading contracts. But the King's dead. Long live the Queen. I can train you. I can get you new bodies. And we will march into Hell, where we will be greeted as liberators. And Demonkind will rise up and sweep over the earth. And all the humans, and all the angels with their clipped wings will bow to me! Or they will burn.


OLD LADY!DEMON

What about Crowley?


ABADDON

Crowley's dead.


OLD LADY!DEMON

Uhuh. Well, no offense, honey, but we all thought you were dead until, like, a week ago. And what if Crowley does come back? Look, a lot of us were scared of him, a lot of us still are. Prove that Crowley's really gone, and then maybe this scheme of yours will work. (beat) Or not. Honestly, I always thought you Knights were overrated.


ABADDON grabs her by the throat and smokes her out.


ABADDON

You go to hell. And you tell them... I'm coming.


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - DAY

DEAN's on the phone while SAM and KEVIN do research.


DEAN

Yeah, Irv, fallen angels.


IRV (O.S.)

Huh. That's a wrinkle.


DEAN

Well, trust me, they're just monsters with good PR.


EXT. ROAD - CONTINUOUS

IRV sits on the hood of his car.


DEAN (O.S., cont'd)

So, if you run into one, torch his ass with holy oil.


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

DEAN (cont'd)

Oh, and if they drop, uh, like, a silver sword, grab it. Those pigstickers come in handy.


EXT. ROAD - CONTINUOUS

IRV

Okay. Criminy.


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

DEAN

Hey, look, I know this is weird, but—


IRV (O.S.)

Well, Dean-o, weird's what we do.


EXT. ROAD - CONTINUOUS

IRV

I remember this case me and Bobby worked up in Saskatoon, had these two—


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

DEAN

Werewolf siamese twins.


EXT. ROAD - CONTINUOUS

IRV

He told you about that?


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

DEAN

Every time he drank Labatt's.


EXT. ROAD - CONTINUOUS

DEAN (O.S., cont'd)

So if you run into any problems, give a call, okay?


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

DEAN (cont'd)

The more hunter that know, the better.


EXT. ROAD - CONTINUOUS

IRV

Roger-Dodger.


EXT. NAVAL BASE - DAY

Three NAVY SOLDIERS leave the base.


SOLDIER #1

So, this is your first weekend pass into town, right? So I set it all up. Jamie's waiting at the bar and has a thing for men in uniform. So, you just start buying shots, then you can thank me in the morning.


SOLDIER #2

Cool.


A bus pulls up and the three get in.


INT. BUS - DAY

The DEMONS from before (minus the one possessing the old lady) are waiting on the bus. Their eyes turn black. The doors snap shut and the DEMONS smoke out, then possess the SOLDIERS. ABADDON, in the driver's seat dressed in a bus driver's uniform, turns to look.


ABADDON

Now that is more like it.


ACT TWO

EXT. ROAD - DAY

A young woman (TRACY) is looking under the hood of her car. A van pulls up.


DRIVER

Need some help?


TRACY

Um, yeah, I-I don't know, I think the thingy broke.


DRIVER

Well, I can give you a lift into town.


TRACY

That would be amazing. Thanks.


She grabs her bag from the car while the van's DRIVER leers at her. He grins wolfishly as she gets in, revealing a set of vampire fangs.


EXT. ROAD - MOMENTS LATER

The van rocks up and down. After a few moments, blood splashes against the window from the inside. The van's doors open and the VAMPIRE comes falling out, headless. TRACY jumps out after and comes face to face with the possessed SOLDIERS.


JASON (now in SOLDIER #1)

Nice hunting.


DEMON!SOLDIER #2 grabs her from behind and pulls a bag over her head.


EXT. PARKING LOT - DAY

The bus has been abandoned in a parking lot. The area has been marked off with yellow tape and there are multiple police officers and army personnel present. SAM and DEAN pull up in the Impala.


SAM

Oh, God. This place reeks of sulfur.


DEAN

Between the stink, with the freak thunderstorms, and every cow dead within three miles, I'll take demons for $1000, Alex. [to the SERGEANT that walks up] Hey. Agents Stark and Banner, FBI. Just need to have a look around.


SERGEANT

Why? This is a military case, not a federal one.


SAM

Well, that's not what our supervisor said.


SERGEANT

That so? Then maybe him and I oughta have a chat.


DEAN

Okay.


He takes out his phone and dials.


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN's phone rings.


KEVIN

Hey?


EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS

DEAN

Hey, boss, uh... we got a little problem here.


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN

"Boss"?


EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS

DEAN

Yeah, just a local badge needs confirmation we're supposed to be here. How the word came down from FBI headquarters in DC.


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN

Wait, w-what?


EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS

DEAN

Yeah.


He hands his phone to the SERGEANT.


SERGEANT

This is Sgt Miranda Bates, who am I talking to?


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN

Uh... Kevin. Solo.


EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS

SERGEANT

How old are you?


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN

Old enough. And I'm with the FBI, so you have to do what I say, or...


SERGEANT (O.S.)

Listen, kid, I don't have to do anything. And I don't take orders from the Feeb.


KEVIN pulls his laptop towards him and starts typing.


EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS

SERGEANT (cont'd)

So unless you can give me one good reason you got a couple of pretty-boy agents poking around my crime scene, I'm gonna put them in cuffs and spank your ass raw, understand?


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN

Cabo, last June.


EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS

SERGEANT

What?


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN

That's my reason. My favourite is you in a sombrero doing a body shot off some naked guy in a Luchador mask. Super classy.


EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS

SERGEANT

How did you find that?


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN

'Cause I'm Kevin freaking Solo. So unless you want this forwarded to your commanding officer, Major Velasquez...


EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN (O.S.)

I suggest you give my guys anything they want. Understand?


SERGEANT

Yes.


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN

"Yes, sir."


EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS

SERGEANT

Yes, sir.


She hands the phone back to DEAN and stalks off.


DEAN

Kevin? What the hell did you just do?


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN

All military computers are linked to the same network.


EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS

SAM motions "are we good?" to DEAN, who nods. SAM walks off towards the bus.


DEAN

And?


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN

I hacked it.


EXT. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS

DEAN

Hey, Kevin? Good job, buddy.


He hangs up and joins SAM.


INT. BUS - DAY

DEAN

Hey. Anything?


SAM

Yeah, this guy was shot in the heart.


DEAN

That what killed him?


SAM

Maybe—fifteen, twenty years ago. Every one of these bodies has a fatal wound, or two, or three, but they're all old.


DEAN

So we're looking at meatsuits? The bodies took a licking, and the demons inside kept them ticking.


SAM

Probably. I think they were possessed. And now those soldiers are.


The SERGEANT enters.


SERGEANT

Excuse me, agents? We pulled this off a security camera. You might wanna take a look.


She hands SAM a touchscreen tablet with video footage that shows the possessed soldiers and bus driver exiting the bus. SAM zooms in on the driver.


EXT. PARKING LOT - DAY

DEAN

Abaddon? Seriously?! I thought you Kentucky fried that meatsuit.


SAM

I did, Dean.


DEAN

You—well, then how'd she get it back? [to the police officer holding up the crime scene tape] Thank you. [to SAM] And why's she playing G.I. Joe?


SAM

No clue. Why don't you ask her when we find her?


DEAN

Oh, I will. And then I'm gonna chop her freaking head off. Again.


EXT. CONTAMINATED GHOST TOWN - NIGHT

The DEMONS are beating up hunter PETE.


JASON

Alright, Pete. The Winchesters, where are they?


PETE

Bite me.


JASON punches him again.


JASON

I said, where are the Winchesters?


PETE

And I said, bite me, crewcut.


JASON punches him again.


ABADDON

Let me show you how it's done, boys.


She grabs a noose and slips it around PETE's neck.


PETE

Help me!


He screams as ABADDON tightens the noose and pulls on the rope to lift him off the ground.


ABADDON

You can scream all you want to. No one's gonna hear you! Now let's talk Sam and Dean.


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - NIGHT

A cellphone (in a box full of them) starts ringing. KEVIN picks it up.


KEVIN

Hello?


EXT. CONTAMINATED GHOST TOWN - CONTINUOUS

ABADDON

This is Dean's number, but you're not a Winchester. Who are you?


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN

I'm... nobody.


INT. ABANDONED DINER - CONTINUOUS

ABADDON enters the diner.


ABADDON

Well, nobody, I need you to give those boys a message for me.


She walks over to TRACY and IRV, both tied up and gagged.


ABADDON (cont'd)

I have something they might want.


INT. IMPALA - NIGHT

SAM

(on phone)

Kevin, wait wait wait. Slow down.


KEVIN (O.S.)

She gave me these coordinates. 44.053051 by -123.127860, and two names. Irv Franklin and Tracy Bell.


DEAN

Irv's a friend, don't know Tracy.


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN

Alright, the lady said they were hunters, and that if you didn't go save them, that she would kill them.


INT. IMPALA - CONTINUOUS

DEAN

Yeah, I've heard that song before.


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN

Dean, who was she?


INT. IMPALA - CONTINUOUS

DEAN

She's the bad guy. Alright, new job, dig up everything the Men of Letters have on Knights of Hell.


INT. BUNKER - LIBRARY - CONTINUOUS

KEVIN

"Knights of Hell"? (beat) Sure.


INT. IMPALA - CONTINUOUS

DEAN

You find a way to kill one, I mean permanently, drop a dime.


SAM

Thanks, Kevin. [he hangs up] The numbers point to a spot on the outskirts of Eugene, Oregon. You know this is a trap, right?


DEAN

Yep.


SAM

And we're just gonna walk right into it?


DEAN

Guns blazing. You with me?


SAM

You know it.