8.22 Clip Show (transcript)

SUPERNATURAL

8.22 Clip Show

Written by: Andrew Dabb

Directed by: Thomas J. Wright

Air Date: May 8, 2013

TEASER

Lost Creek, Colorado

INT. CABIN - NIGHT

GIRL

I can't believe you finally came up here with me.

TOMMY COLLINS

Why wouldn't I?

SHELLY

I love this place. It's like...I can breathe, you know?

Tommy [chuckles] you okay?

TOMMY (AT THE WINDOW)

Aah! Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.

[ Creature growls ]

Did you hear that?

SHELLY

What?

TOMMY

The growl?

SHELLY

No.Maybe it's a bear.

TOMMY

[ Creature growls ]

Shelly, get back!

SHELLY

Baby, what is wrong?

TOMMY

It's not a bear. It's a Wendigo. Hide in the bedroom. Right now. Hide, Shelly!

SHELLY

Tommy, I don't hear anything.

TOMMY GETS A GAS CANISTER FROM HIS BAG

SHELLY

What are you doing?

TOMMY

I'm gonna light his ugly ass on fire. Get back.

[ Creature growls ]

TOMMY CLUTCHES AT HIS HEAD

Aah!

[ Growling continues ]

SHELLY

What's...H-happening?

[ Crying ]

TOMMY'S HEAD EXPLODES

Tommy!

ACT ONE

INT. BUNKER

SAM

Please tell me that's everything.

DEAN Yeah.

[ Chuckles ]

No, not even close. You see, the Men of Letters kept files on every demonic possession for the last 300 years, I mean, we've got Borden, Lizzy, all the way to Crane, Ichabod.

SAM

Aah.

DEAN

How you feeling?

SAM

Honestly, um... My, uh, my whole body hurts. I feel nauseous and like I'm starving at the same time, and everything smells like rotting meat.

DEAN

I've had that hangover. Jaeger, man. Maybe you should, uh, take a break, get some air.

SAM

Dean, the only thing that's gonna make me feel better is finishing this.

DEAN

All right. Well, I'll go get you some grub, keep your strength up.

DEAN LEAVES

CASTIEL ENTERS

CASTIEL

Morning. I like this bunker. It's orderly.

SAM

Oh, give us a few months. Dean wants to get a ping-pong table.

CASTIEL

I've heard of that. It's a game, right?

[ Groans ]

SAM

Are you okay?

CASTIEL

My wound isn't healing as quickly as I'd hoped... But I am getting better. And you're getting worse.

SAM

Well, two trials down, one to go.

CASTIEL

And the final test, do you -- you know what it is?

SAM

I have to cure a Demon.

CASTIEL

Of what? [ Chuckles ]

SAM

That's what we're trying to figure out.

DEAN RETURNS WITH A PLATE

DEAN

Soup's on. There we go.

DEAN SIPS THE OPEN BEER

I think this is, uh... Oh, it's still good.

SAM

A half-drunk beer, jerky, and three peanut-butter cups?

DEAN

Yeah, we're -- we're running a little low. I'll make a run.

CASTIEL

Dean, I can go with you.

Dean. I'm sorry.

DEAN

For what?

CASTIEL

For everything.

DEAN

Everything? Like, uh... Like ignoring us?

CASTIEL

Yes.

DEAN

Or like bolting off with the Angel Tablet, then losing it 'cause you didn't trust me? You didn't trust me.

CASTIEL

Yes.

DEAN

Yeah. Nah, that's not gonna cut it. Not this time. So you can take your little apology and you cram it up your ass.

CASTIEL

Dean, I thought I was doing the right thing.

DEAN

Yeah, you always do.

SAM

[ Clears throat ]

Hey, uh, do we have a room 7B?

INT. ROOM 7B IN THE BUNKER. IT IS FILLED WITH ARCHIVE FILES

SAM

Dude, go easy on Cass, okay. He's one of the good guys.

DEAN

Dude, if anybody else -- I mean anybody -- pulled that kind of crap, I would stab them in their neck on principle. Why should I give him a free pass?

SAM

Because it's Cass.

DEAN

What are we supposed to be looking for down here?

SAM

Um, anything on case 1138. It was a class 5 infernal event -- St. Louis, March 8, 1957.

DEAN

"Class 5 infernal event"?

SAM

Yeah. See, the Letters have this whole rating system. "The Exorcist" would have been a class 2.

DEAN

All right, so, what makes this puppet show so special?

SAM

It was weird.

DEAN

Weird how?

SAM

No clue. One of the files just had a note written in the margin about room 7B and the word "weird" with three exclamation points.

DEAN

Good times.

SAM

Yeah. Got it.

DEAN

Sammy, check this out.

DEAN PUSHES BACK TO SETS OF SHELVES TO REVEAL AN AREA WITH A DEVILS TRAP ONT HE FLOOR AND MANACLES ON THE WALLS Whoa.

SAM

Is that a Devil's Trap? It takes up half the room. These chains -- they have spellwork etched into them.

DEAN

So we have a dungeon. Finally! What do you got there?

SAM Movie night?

INT DARKENED ROOM WITH MOVIE PROJECTOR SET UP. IT STARTS PLAYING AN OLD BALCK AND WHITE HOME MOVIE. [ Projector clicking ]

Josie: Simon, we're filming.

Um, hello, world.

So this new ritual we're going to see,

157 00:08:06,168 --> 00:08:08,702 this new type of exorcism, h-how does it work?

158 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:22,900 I don't know. It's my first time.

159 00:08:29,441 --> 00:08:30,958 Wait, is that Abaddon?

160 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,244 Woman: Aah! Aah!

161 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,828 It's not killy enough.

162 00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:37,164 It's got to be the, uh, the chick she possessed.

163 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:39,583 [ Screaming ]

164 00:08:44,973 --> 00:08:46,974 [ Grunting ]

165 00:08:46,976 --> 00:08:50,711 Hurry. We must do it now.

166 00:08:50,713 --> 00:08:52,713 [ Screaming, grunting ]

167 00:08:56,151 --> 00:08:58,385 Dead! They're all dead!

168 00:08:58,387 --> 00:09:01,605 Everyone you ever loved...

169 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:04,408 Hey, those chains look exactly like the ones in our dungeon.

170 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:05,509 In your what?

171 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:08,078 Demon on a leash -- cool.

172 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,165 [ Screaming, grunting continue ]

173 00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:14,118 Aah! Aah! Aah!

174 00:09:17,872 --> 00:09:20,074 [ Screaming ]

175 00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:31,752 Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus...

176 00:09:31,754 --> 00:09:35,856 hanc animam redintegra...

177 00:09:35,858 --> 00:09:37,474 [ Grunts ]

178 00:09:37,476 --> 00:09:40,260 Lustra!

179 00:09:40,262 --> 00:09:42,029 Lustra!

180 00:09:42,031 --> 00:09:43,631 [ Cracking ]

181 00:09:43,633 --> 00:09:45,599 She's dead.

182 00:09:45,601 --> 00:09:47,234 [ Coughing ]

183 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:54,041 Where's the demon?

184 00:09:55,076 --> 00:09:57,077 Stop filming.

185 00:09:57,079 --> 00:09:59,330 What happened?

186 00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,798 Will you just stop?!

187 00:10:05,003 --> 00:10:07,137 [ Projector clicks ]

DEAN

Well, that was weird... With three exclamation points.

SAM

That wasn't a normal exorcism. They changed the words.

CASTIEL

I believe "lustra" is Latin for wash or cleanse.

DEAN

Oh, yeah, 'cause that was the most freaky thing was the vocabulary. What about the bloody high five or the chest burster? Anything else on the film, like director's commentary, sequel, maybe?

SAM

Yeah, listen to this. The older priest, Max Thompson, bit the dust in '58, but the younger one is still alive and still in St. Louis.

DEAN

Think this kind of weird is worth the drive?

SAM

Dean, everything in those folders -- the possessions, the deals, all of it -- we've seen that before, but that -- That was all new. Yeah, it's worth the drive.

DEAN

All right. Let's roll.

CASTIEL STANDS UP

DEAN

Not you.

CASTIEL

Sam is more damaged than I am.

DEAN

Yeah, well, you know, even banged up, Sammy comes through.

CASTIEL

Dean, I just want to help.

DEAN

We don't need your help. Just stay here and -- and get better.

INT CHURCH. ST LOUIS

FATHER SIMON

Father Thompson had some unorthodox ideas, which is why the Men of Letters were interested.

DEAN

Unorthodox how?

SAM

What exactly do you mean, "saved"?

FATHER SIMON

A demon is a human soul, twisted and corrupted by its time in Hell. Father Thompson believed that you could wash that taint away and restore their humanity.

DEAN

So, what, they just stay in whatever schmuck they're possessing and -- and get a ticket upstairs?

FATHER SIMON

I wish I knew.

SAM

Okay, but this -- this ritual... Can cure a demon?

FATHER SIMON

I suppose, if it worked, but that night, something went terribly wrong. The Demon escaped into the world, and that poor old woman... It was horrible. I know father Thompson kept trying. There were other possessions, experiments, but I couldn't face that -- not again. And then, a few months later... He was dead.

DEAN

How'd that happen?

FATHER SIMON

Something tore him apart.

SAM

Did he keep any, uh [Coughs] Did he keep records or -- [ coughing ] Uh [clears throat] do you have a-a bathroom, maybe?

FATHER SIMON POINTS TO THE BACK OF THE CHURCH

Thanks.

FATHER SIMON

Is he all right?

DEAN

Uh, no, padre. He's...pretty damn far from all right. That's why we're here.

FATHER SIMON

I don't understand.

DEAN

Well, short story is, uh, Sammy there is gonna take whatever shredded your friend and every other black-eyed bitch out there, and he's gonna get rid of them for good.

FATHER SIMON

He is? In his condition?

DEAN

Father, over the past couple of months, I've seen him do crap that I didn't even think was possible. I mean, sure, he's miserable and he's hurting, but you know what? There's not a doubt in my mind that he's gonna cross that finish line -- not one. So, will you help us?

FATHER SIMON

I'll get Father Thompson's things for you.

DEAN

Thank you.

INTERIOR. MINIMART. CASTIEL IS SHOPPING PICKING UP ITEMS WHICH ARE DEAN'S FAVOURITES - JERKY, HIS FAVOURITE PORN MAGAZINE, BEER, TOILET PAPER... THE CLERK FOLLOWS HIM AROUND AS HE KNOCKS THINGS OVER REPEATING "DUDE!

CASTIEL GETS TO THE REGISTER

CASTIEL

I -- I have money. Where's the pie?

CHRIS THE ATTENDANT

I think we're out.

CASTIEL

You don't understand.

CASTIEL GRABS THE ATTENDANT

I. NEED. PIE

METATRON

Put the virgin down, Castiel. We need to talk.

CASTIEL

You're Metatron? The Metatron?

METATRON

Yes. In public, it's Marv.

CASTIEL

Marv.

METATRON

And you're Castiel. Kevin Tran told me about you.

CASTIEL

He did?

METATRON

Yeah. According to him, you and I have a lot in common. We're both free thinkers. We're both on heaven's most wanted list. I thought we could socialize, maybe grab a bite.

CASTIEL

I'm sorry -- we can...What?

METATRON

Look, I've been on sabbatical. I'm trying to play catch-up, but I have to talk to somebody about what's going on back home.

CASTIEL

And by home, you mean heaven?

METATRON

Right. I've been looking around, crawling through a few divine nooks and crannies, and from what I can see, without the Archangels, it's a mess up there. Open warfare.

CASTIEL

I thought Naomi was running things now.

METATRON

Is that what she told you? I mean, Naomi's a player -- don't get me wrong -- just one of many. There are factions upon factions, all fighting, betraying each other. It's just a matter of time before they start ripping each other apart. It's all broken.

CASTIEL

I know, I'm the one who broke it. There was a time when I thought I could lead our people, but I was mistaken. I spilled so much blood. And I've tried to atone for my sins and I did penance. And I [sighs] betrayed my friends to protect our secrets, but I've just failed. And now --

METATRON

Look, I know. But now the angels -- heaven -- need someone to come to the rescue. They need us.

CASTIEL

Us?

METATRON

Yeah. Just -- just picture it. We ride to the rescue, save the day -- make a great story. Look, the angels are like a big, dysfunctional family. We need to lock them all in a room until we work these problems out -- all the factions, you, me --

CASTIEL

What, like a big family meeting?

METATRON

Exactly. which is why we have to shut down heaven.

CASTIEL

What?

METATRON

Do you like crepes? Wait -- Eugenie's in Ojai makes the greatest caramel apple crepes.

METATRON DISAPPEARS

CASTIEL

Metatron -- Marv.

INT. BUNKER

SAM

I can't find Cas. You think he blew town?

DEAN

Sounds like him. So it turns out that, uh, Father Thompson recorded all of his demon-cure tests. This one here, this was the last one -- two days before he died.

DEAN STARTS PLAYING THE RECORDING

FATHER THOMPSON The date is August 3, 1958. This is trial 19, hour 1. My subject is Peter Kent. Mr. Kent is the father of two young sons, and three weeks ago, he was possessed by a demon. I'm going to ask you a question now. When you crawled into Mr. Kent and ate his children, how did it feel?

PETER KENT Orgasmic.

356 00:18:50,515 --> 00:18:52,298 [ Snarls ]

357 00:18:52,785 --> 00:18:56,348 Aah!

358 00:18:56,638 --> 00:18:58,855 [ Groans ]

359 00:18:58,857 --> 00:19:01,741 The first dose has been administered.

360 00:19:01,743 --> 00:19:05,078 Do we know what padre was dosing number-one dad up with?

361 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,079 [ Snarling ]

362 00:19:06,081 --> 00:19:08,531 Uh, yeah, his own purified blood.

363 00:19:08,533 --> 00:19:10,617 Purified how?

364 00:19:10,619 --> 00:19:11,618 Before he started,

365 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,336 Father Thompson went to confession.

366 00:19:13,338 --> 00:19:17,123 This is trial 19, hour 2.

367 00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,208 [ Snarling ]

368 00:19:18,210 --> 00:19:21,010 When you ate his children, how did it feel?

369 00:19:21,012 --> 00:19:22,295 Stringy!

370 00:19:22,297 --> 00:19:24,764 Aah!

371 00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:27,517 The second dose has been administered.

372 00:19:27,519 --> 00:19:29,168 Hour 4.

373 00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:30,687 When you ate his children --

374 00:19:30,689 --> 00:19:32,338 Kiss my ass!

375 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:34,357 How did it feel? Soft.

376 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:37,193 Aaaah!

377 00:19:37,195 --> 00:19:39,696 The sixth dose has been administered.

378 00:19:39,698 --> 00:19:40,613 Stop.

379 00:19:40,615 --> 00:19:42,181 How... Please.

380 00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:43,533 Aah!

381 00:19:43,535 --> 00:19:45,685 ...did it...

382 00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:47,353 Aah! Aah!

383 00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:48,371 ...feel?

384 00:19:48,373 --> 00:19:51,991 Stop!!

385 00:19:51,993 --> 00:19:56,663 [ Breathing heavily ]

386 00:20:04,672 --> 00:20:08,558 Hour 8, the subject is prepped.

387 00:20:09,593 --> 00:20:12,095 Aah! Aah!

388 00:20:12,097 --> 00:20:14,046 [ Breathing heavily ]

389 00:20:17,101 --> 00:20:22,739 Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus.

390 00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:28,528 Hanc animam redintegra, lustra!

391 00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:30,663 Lustra!

392 00:20:38,088 --> 00:20:44,510 When you ate his children, how did it feel?

393 00:20:44,512 --> 00:20:45,929 They were screaming...

394 00:20:45,931 --> 00:20:48,848 and I laughed.

395 00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:50,500 Why did I laugh?

396 00:20:50,502 --> 00:20:52,251 I'm sorry.

397 00:20:52,253 --> 00:20:54,420 I'm so sorry.

398 00:20:54,422 --> 00:20:55,921 God, I was a monster.

399 00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:58,808 But now you are a man again.

400 00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:02,028 And you have been saved.

401 00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:09,085 Did he just... Cure a demon?

402 00:21:09,087 --> 00:21:10,536 Maybe.

403 00:21:10,538 --> 00:21:11,621 [ Exhales softly ]

404 00:21:11,623 --> 00:21:13,606 Could we take this hoodoo on a test drive?

405 00:21:13,608 --> 00:21:16,709 Um, I mean, I have the exorcism right here.

406 00:21:16,711 --> 00:21:20,613 All we need is the blood, consecrated ground, and a demon.

407 00:21:20,615 --> 00:21:22,131 So, what? We summon a demon, trap it --

408 00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:25,418 Or -- or we use one that we've already tagged.

409 00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:29,572 Do we still have dad's old army field surgeon's kit?

410 00:21:29,574 --> 00:21:31,391 It's in the trunk. Why?

411 00:21:31,393 --> 00:21:33,142 Yeah, I think it's time we put humpty dumpty

412 00:21:33,144 --> 00:21:35,061 back together again.

413 00:21:38,649 --> 00:21:39,849 [ Rustling ]

414 00:21:42,603 --> 00:21:44,687 Why did you leave?

415 00:21:44,689 --> 00:21:47,824 I can't have this conversation on an empty stomach.

416 00:21:47,826 --> 00:21:49,325 Here you go.

417 00:21:49,327 --> 00:21:50,443 Thank you.

418 00:21:50,445 --> 00:21:51,444 Can I get you anything?

419 00:21:51,446 --> 00:21:52,996 Coffee, please.

420 00:21:52,998 --> 00:21:54,697 Sure. Cool coat.

421 00:21:54,699 --> 00:21:57,617 No, it's actually quite warm.

422 00:21:57,619 --> 00:22:01,487 Cute and funny -- okay.

423 00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:08,878 I should have picked a better-looking vessel.

424 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,930 What did you mean, we can shut down Heaven?

425 00:22:10,932 --> 00:22:14,550 Oh, you know, the trials --

426 00:22:14,552 --> 00:22:17,136 God's little "pull in case of emergency""

427 00:22:17,138 --> 00:22:19,022 the Leviathans get out of control,

428 00:22:19,024 --> 00:22:20,973 you put them in Purgatory.

429 00:22:20,975 --> 00:22:25,611 Demons get a little too demonic, toss 'em into Hell.

430 00:22:25,613 --> 00:22:28,781 Angels get uppity, slam the pearly gates.

431 00:22:28,783 --> 00:22:32,685 Are you saying you know the trials to close heaven?

432 00:22:32,687 --> 00:22:35,071 I wrote 'em down.

433 00:22:35,073 --> 00:22:37,457 It's not something you forget.

434 00:22:37,459 --> 00:22:40,993 Look, I think a little alone time

435 00:22:40,995 --> 00:22:42,378 would be good for the angels.

436 00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:43,963 At the very least, it would s--

437 00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:45,098 [ dog barking in distance ]

438 00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:47,684 It would stop the fighting up there

439 00:22:47,686 --> 00:22:51,671 from spilling out down here, which will happen.

440 00:22:51,673 --> 00:22:53,222 It always does.

441 00:22:53,224 --> 00:22:54,841 You're gonna complete these tests?

442 00:22:54,843 --> 00:22:57,193 No.

443 00:22:57,195 --> 00:22:58,644 I can't.

444 00:22:58,646 --> 00:23:04,183 I am a pencil pusher, always have been.

445 00:23:04,185 --> 00:23:05,685 I'm not strong enough.

446 00:23:05,687 --> 00:23:09,689 But you -- you are a warrior.

447 00:23:09,691 --> 00:23:12,942 I've got the plan.

448 00:23:12,944 --> 00:23:15,561 You've got the muscle.

449 00:23:15,563 --> 00:23:17,196 We can do this.

450 00:23:18,582 --> 00:23:20,817 Heaven needs your help, Castiel.

451 00:23:20,819 --> 00:23:23,102 I am the one that caused these problems.

452 00:23:23,104 --> 00:23:25,037 I should be the one to fix them.

453 00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:29,074 But you understand this is, um, not going to be easy.

454 00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:31,294 I understand.

455 00:23:31,296 --> 00:23:32,745 No, you don't.

456 00:23:33,597 --> 00:23:36,015 See our waitress?

457 00:23:40,354 --> 00:23:44,423 She's the first trial -- got to cut her heart out.

458 00:23:44,425 --> 00:23:45,274 What?

459 00:23:45,276 --> 00:23:47,176 No, she's...

460 00:23:47,178 --> 00:23:49,362 She's just a girl.

461 00:23:49,364 --> 00:23:51,030 No, she isn't.

462 00:23:51,032 --> 00:23:54,433 She's a Nephilim, an abomination.

463 00:23:54,435 --> 00:23:56,953 She's the offspring of an angel and a human?

464 00:23:56,955 --> 00:23:59,872 I thought that wasn't allowed. It's not.

465 00:23:59,874 --> 00:24:04,544 There's only one on Earth, and you are looking at it.

466 00:24:04,546 --> 00:24:08,447 But she didn't choose to be a Nephilim, so she's innocent.

467 00:24:08,449 --> 00:24:09,415 Yes, she is.

468 00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:12,084 I told you it wasn't gonna be easy.

469 00:24:12,086 --> 00:24:14,587 But if you want to do this, Castiel,

470 00:24:14,589 --> 00:24:16,672 if you really want to do this,

471 00:24:16,674 --> 00:24:19,642 you got to ask yourself what's more important --

472 00:24:19,644 --> 00:24:23,346 her life or your family?

473 00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:32,605 So you really think this will work?

474 00:24:32,607 --> 00:24:35,158 Dude, we got needles. We got thread.

475 00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,493 We've seen "Young Frankenstein" about a thousand times.

476 00:24:37,495 --> 00:24:38,778 Yeah, we're golden.

477 00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:40,663 Ugh.

478 00:24:40,665 --> 00:24:42,198 [ Sighs ]

479 00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:46,285 This is gonna be disgusting.

480 00:24:46,287 --> 00:24:47,920 Uh-huh.

481 00:25:09,078 --> 00:25:11,279 [ Scissors clatter ]

482 00:25:18,003 --> 00:25:20,038 [ Cracking ]

483 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,907 [ Sighs ]

484 00:25:22,909 --> 00:25:25,476 Morning, sunshines.

485 00:25:25,478 --> 00:25:27,128 Dean: It worked.

486 00:25:28,213 --> 00:25:29,364 You owe me a beer.

487 00:25:29,366 --> 00:25:33,418 And I owe you both so, so much.

488 00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:36,654 I can't wait to tear out those pretty green eyes.

489 00:25:37,923 --> 00:25:40,391 Good luck with that.

490 00:25:40,393 --> 00:25:43,394 We figured kitty didn't need her claws.

491 00:25:47,066 --> 00:25:49,300 Then I'll stump you to death. It'll be swell.

492 00:25:49,302 --> 00:25:50,952 [ Grunts ]

493 00:25:50,954 --> 00:25:52,537 Yeah, that's not gonna happen, either.

494 00:25:52,539 --> 00:25:54,539 The bullet -- remember?

495 00:25:56,108 --> 00:25:57,709 [ Gunshot ]

496 00:25:57,711 --> 00:25:59,827 So you sit there like a good little bitch.

497 00:25:59,829 --> 00:26:02,330 We're gonna consecrate the ground,

498 00:26:02,332 --> 00:26:03,748 and you're gonna get to fessing up.

499 00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:06,250 Oh, I know this tune. I doubt that.

500 00:26:06,252 --> 00:26:10,972 Father Max Thompson, born October 12, 1910.

501 00:26:10,974 --> 00:26:13,174 Died August 5, 1958.

502 00:26:13,176 --> 00:26:16,077 Who do you think ripped him apart?

503 00:26:17,262 --> 00:26:18,963 Word got back to home office

504 00:26:18,965 --> 00:26:21,332 that Maxie was messing with things,

505 00:26:21,334 --> 00:26:23,401 so we made an example.

506 00:26:23,403 --> 00:26:27,005 It wasn't my most artful kill, but it was effective.

507 00:26:27,007 --> 00:26:29,173 And bonus --

508 00:26:29,175 --> 00:26:31,859 before he died, he told me all about Josie Sands.

509 00:26:31,861 --> 00:26:35,146 I found her, and I rode her into the Men of Letters.

510 00:26:35,148 --> 00:26:38,232 [ Laughs ] And what I did to them, that was art.

511 00:26:38,234 --> 00:26:39,701 So you know what Max was doing?

512 00:26:39,703 --> 00:26:43,054 Fella screamed the basics...

513 00:26:43,056 --> 00:26:44,489 But it'll never work.

514 00:26:44,491 --> 00:26:45,940 You keep telling yourself that.

515 00:26:45,942 --> 00:26:48,459 [ Cellphone rings ]

516 00:26:51,630 --> 00:26:53,131 [ Cellphone beeps ]

517 00:26:54,016 --> 00:26:56,517 Hello, boy.

518 00:26:56,519 --> 00:26:58,453 Crowley.

519 00:26:58,455 --> 00:27:00,304 Crowley?

520 00:27:01,390 --> 00:27:02,807 The salesman?

521 00:27:02,809 --> 00:27:04,108 Try the King of Hell.

522 00:27:04,110 --> 00:27:06,144 This is a joke, right?

523 00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:08,229 [ Sighs ]

524 00:27:08,231 --> 00:27:10,531 Stay.

525 00:27:10,533 --> 00:27:13,401 [ Grunts ]

526 00:27:14,987 --> 00:27:17,538 [ Grunting, breathing heavily ]

527 00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:19,040 Hold on.

528 00:27:19,042 --> 00:27:20,375 [ Cellphone beeps ]

529 00:27:20,377 --> 00:27:21,576 How'd you get this number?

530 00:27:21,578 --> 00:27:23,327 Crowley: Ah, first things first --

531 00:27:23,329 --> 00:27:25,029 what are you wearing?

532 00:27:25,031 --> 00:27:26,547 Oh, okay, hanging up now. Hang up.

533 00:27:26,549 --> 00:27:28,866 Fine. This isn't a social call.

534 00:27:28,868 --> 00:27:30,134 I was wondering.

535 00:27:30,136 --> 00:27:32,754 You lads been reading the papers,

536 00:27:32,756 --> 00:27:36,641 say, Denver Times from yesterday?

537 00:27:36,643 --> 00:27:37,675 No?

538 00:27:37,677 --> 00:27:40,878 Well, you should. It's side-splitting.

539 00:27:50,906 --> 00:27:53,141 [ Creaks ]

540 00:28:01,450 --> 00:28:05,036 What the hell -- I'm sexting you an address.

541 00:28:05,038 --> 00:28:06,170 Check it out.

542 00:28:06,172 --> 00:28:08,906 Then we'll talk. Cheerio.

543 00:28:08,908 --> 00:28:11,292 Wait, what?

544 00:28:11,294 --> 00:28:12,326 Crowley?

545 00:28:12,328 --> 00:28:13,845 [ Cellphone beeps ]

546 00:28:42,558 --> 00:28:44,876 Dean: Here it is. Vic's name is Tommy Collins.

547 00:28:44,878 --> 00:28:46,461 Tommy. Why do I know that name?

548 00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:47,628 Well, Tommy Collins,

549 00:28:47,630 --> 00:28:49,797 we saved him from a Wendigo like forever ago.

550 00:28:49,799 --> 00:28:52,583 Okay, and, what, you think that Crowley blew his head off?

551 00:28:52,585 --> 00:28:54,451 Well, what are we dealing with here?

552 00:28:54,453 --> 00:28:56,304 Some sort of Demon-Wendigo team-up?

553 00:28:56,306 --> 00:28:58,622 Uh, no clue.

554 00:28:58,624 --> 00:29:00,664 All right, well, we'll pour one out for Tommy later.

555 00:29:01,727 --> 00:29:03,928 As far as Crowley goes, screw him.

556 00:29:03,930 --> 00:29:07,631 We got everything we need to put him in a permanent time-out.

557 00:29:10,068 --> 00:29:15,323 No. No! No! No! No!

558 00:29:15,325 --> 00:29:16,524 She's gone.

559 00:29:16,526 --> 00:29:19,777 She's -- son of a bitch!

560 00:29:35,627 --> 00:29:37,962 Dean!

561 00:29:37,964 --> 00:29:40,882 [ Cellphone chimes ]

562 00:29:40,884 --> 00:29:42,383 It's a text message from Crowley --

563 00:29:42,385 --> 00:29:45,319 an address in Prosperity, Indiana.

564 00:29:45,321 --> 00:29:46,554 Prosperity?

565 00:29:46,556 --> 00:29:48,306 Didn't we work a case there?

566 00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:51,175 Yeah, yeah, the one with the witches and the baked goods.

567 00:29:51,177 --> 00:29:53,394 So what? He's going after somebody there now?

568 00:29:53,396 --> 00:29:54,312 I don't know.

569 00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:55,897 We got to check it out.

570 00:29:55,899 --> 00:29:58,282 Well, you know it's a trap. Of course it's a trap.

571 00:29:58,284 --> 00:30:01,986 But a trap means demons, and we could use one right now.

572 00:30:13,365 --> 00:30:15,166 [ Engine shuts off ]

573 00:30:18,670 --> 00:30:19,870 [ Door hinges creak ]

574 00:30:19,872 --> 00:30:21,705 [ Light switch clicks ]

575 00:30:40,158 --> 00:30:41,659 Sam.

576 00:30:46,331 --> 00:30:48,332 Is that...Jenny?

577 00:30:57,075 --> 00:30:59,594 You were a great gal, Jenny Klein.

578 00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:03,247 [ Cellphone rings ]

579 00:31:07,585 --> 00:31:09,971 Hey.

580 00:31:09,973 --> 00:31:10,638 What the hell are you doing, Crowley?

581 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,224 Dean. Hey.

582 00:31:13,226 --> 00:31:15,393 Oh, Moosie, isn't it obvious?

583 00:31:15,395 --> 00:31:18,462 I'm killing everyone you've ever saved --

584 00:31:18,464 --> 00:31:22,166 the damsels in distress, the innocent whippersnappers,

585 00:31:22,168 --> 00:31:25,102 the would-be vampire chow -- all of them.

586 00:31:25,104 --> 00:31:26,370 How do you even know --

587 00:31:26,372 --> 00:31:29,657 I have my sources and a cracking research team.

588 00:31:29,659 --> 00:31:31,726 [ Chuckles ] When you boys hit a town,

589 00:31:31,728 --> 00:31:34,278 you tend to leave a mess.

590 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,180 Now, you're probably wondering

591 00:31:36,182 --> 00:31:38,883 why my droogs aren't in there giving you the bum's rush,

592 00:31:38,885 --> 00:31:42,336 so let's brass these tacks, shall we?

593 00:31:42,338 --> 00:31:45,339 I'm gonna gut one person every 12 hours

594 00:31:45,341 --> 00:31:47,258 until you bring me the Demon Tablet

595 00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:52,063 and stop this whole trials nonsense.

596 00:31:52,065 --> 00:31:54,382 We don't have the tablet. Kevin took it and --

597 00:31:54,384 --> 00:31:56,484 I took Kevin.

598 00:31:56,486 --> 00:31:59,570 Then someone took him back.

599 00:31:59,572 --> 00:32:02,056 Word from the cloud is that it wasn't Heaven.

600 00:32:02,058 --> 00:32:04,025 So either the cutest little Prophet

601 00:32:04,027 --> 00:32:05,693 in the world is with you two lads,

602 00:32:05,695 --> 00:32:09,163 or you better find him tout-bloody-suite

603 00:32:09,165 --> 00:32:11,866 because time, she is a-wasting.

604 00:32:11,868 --> 00:32:16,404 About now, you're thinking of ways to stop me.

605 00:32:16,406 --> 00:32:21,258 You won't be able to, but you'll try because that's what you do.

606 00:32:21,260 --> 00:32:25,162 You -- you try.

607 00:32:25,164 --> 00:32:28,432 So, time for an object lesson.

608 00:32:28,434 --> 00:32:34,138 Indianapolis, the Ivy Motel, room 116.

609 00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:38,359 You have 57 minutes.

610 00:32:45,901 --> 00:32:49,570 What's it gonna be, Castiel?

611 00:32:56,712 --> 00:32:59,213 [ Knock on door ]

612 00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:02,733 Sarah.

613 00:33:02,735 --> 00:33:04,418 Sam?

614 00:33:05,370 --> 00:33:06,670 I'm Sarah Blake.

615 00:33:06,672 --> 00:33:07,805 I'm Sam.

616 00:33:13,845 --> 00:33:16,380 What's going on?

617 00:33:35,406 --> 00:33:39,292 I know what you are.

618 00:33:39,294 --> 00:33:41,261 I could see your halos.

619 00:33:41,263 --> 00:33:44,715 And we know what you are, abomination.

620 00:33:44,717 --> 00:33:48,385 Please, I'm not.

621 00:33:48,387 --> 00:33:50,554 I try to be nice.

622 00:33:50,556 --> 00:33:52,272 I just want to live my life.

623 00:33:52,274 --> 00:33:54,924 We know.

624 00:33:56,394 --> 00:33:57,894 I am sorry.

625 00:33:59,113 --> 00:34:00,263 You will be.

626 00:34:01,282 --> 00:34:02,482 [ Grunts ]

627 00:34:05,236 --> 00:34:06,953 [ Groans ]

628 00:34:09,991 --> 00:34:11,742 [ Grunts ]

629 00:34:14,879 --> 00:34:16,830 Having fun?

630 00:34:20,084 --> 00:34:22,385 [ Chuckles ]

631 00:34:22,387 --> 00:34:24,421 [ Grunts ]

632 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,344 [ Grunts ]

633 00:34:31,346 --> 00:34:33,563 You want an abomination?

634 00:34:33,565 --> 00:34:35,932 I'll show you an abomination.

635 00:34:35,934 --> 00:34:38,435 [ Choking ]

636 00:34:38,437 --> 00:34:40,353 [ Groans ]

637 00:34:45,076 --> 00:34:46,276 [ Body thuds ]

638 00:34:49,980 --> 00:34:51,698 [ Panting ]

639 00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:56,019 So a demon named Crowley

640 00:34:56,021 --> 00:35:00,924 is gonna kill me in...16 minutes.

641 00:35:00,926 --> 00:35:02,492 Sam: No.

642 00:35:02,494 --> 00:35:05,045 No, he's not.

643 00:35:05,047 --> 00:35:06,630 [ Knock on door ]

644 00:35:15,807 --> 00:35:17,941 Sarah, long time. [ Sighs ]

645 00:35:17,943 --> 00:35:20,777 What you doing in Indy?

646 00:35:20,779 --> 00:35:25,532 I...was scouting an estate sale for my dad.

647 00:35:25,534 --> 00:35:27,534 [ Zipper unzips ]

648 00:35:27,536 --> 00:35:29,452 Sam: Look, we're gonna put Devil's Traps everywhere --

649 00:35:29,454 --> 00:35:31,154 the windows, the door.

650 00:35:31,156 --> 00:35:32,823 We've got holy water,

651 00:35:32,825 --> 00:35:35,458 an exorcism ready to play on a loop,

652 00:35:35,460 --> 00:35:39,079 and anything that comes through that door --

653 00:35:39,081 --> 00:35:41,998 it's meat.

654 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,051 Look, I know this is insane,

655 00:35:45,053 --> 00:35:47,721 but insane is kind of what we do.

656 00:35:47,723 --> 00:35:51,057 We'll keep you safe.

657 00:35:51,059 --> 00:35:52,976 Okay.

658 00:35:52,978 --> 00:35:55,679 Okay? That's it?

659 00:35:55,681 --> 00:35:58,949 You've done it before.

660 00:36:13,114 --> 00:36:15,064 That's new.

661 00:36:15,066 --> 00:36:17,901 Yeah, I...

662 00:36:17,903 --> 00:36:19,235 His name is Ian.

663 00:36:19,237 --> 00:36:21,705 He works search and rescue.

664 00:36:21,707 --> 00:36:24,457 Guess I have a type.

665 00:36:24,459 --> 00:36:28,295 Our daughter, Bess -- she'll be one in a month.

666 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,385 That's, uh, great.

667 00:36:35,387 --> 00:36:36,519 I mean it.

668 00:36:36,521 --> 00:36:38,722 I'm really, uh...

669 00:36:38,724 --> 00:36:40,857 I'm really happy for you.

670 00:36:40,859 --> 00:36:44,311 Thanks, Sam.

671 00:36:50,601 --> 00:36:52,652 And what about you?

672 00:36:52,654 --> 00:36:54,821 Me? [ Chuckles ]

673 00:36:56,007 --> 00:36:58,408 Pretty much the same, I guess.

674 00:36:58,410 --> 00:36:59,793 No, you're not.

675 00:36:59,795 --> 00:37:01,661 You're not the same.

676 00:37:03,047 --> 00:37:06,066 Look, it's been years,

677 00:37:06,068 --> 00:37:10,921 and I can't even imagine the things you've been through.

678 00:37:10,923 --> 00:37:13,390 But I don't know.

679 00:37:13,392 --> 00:37:18,178 You just seem...more focused, confident, like...

680 00:37:20,181 --> 00:37:21,948 ...like you know what you want.

681 00:37:25,102 --> 00:37:26,736 You grew up, Sam.

682 00:37:26,738 --> 00:37:28,188 [ Chuckles ]

683 00:37:30,474 --> 00:37:32,409 I do miss the old haircut, though.

684 00:37:32,411 --> 00:37:34,277 [ Both laugh ]

685 00:37:34,279 --> 00:37:37,146 [ Phone rings ]

686 00:37:37,148 --> 00:37:39,449 [ Phone beeps ]

687 00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:43,503 Crowley.

688 00:37:43,505 --> 00:37:44,921 Five...

689 00:37:44,923 --> 00:37:46,256 Four...

690 00:37:46,258 --> 00:37:48,675 Trios...

691 00:37:48,677 --> 00:37:49,759 Zwei...

692 00:37:50,611 --> 00:37:51,628 ...uno.

693 00:37:52,797 --> 00:37:56,165 [ Gagging ]

694 00:37:59,670 --> 00:38:01,054 Sarah! Hey!

695 00:38:01,056 --> 00:38:03,690 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Can you hear me?

696 00:38:03,692 --> 00:38:04,924 Sarah!

697 00:38:04,926 --> 00:38:08,177 She's dying, and there's nothing you can do about it.

698 00:38:08,179 --> 00:38:09,345 You son of a bitch!

699 00:38:09,347 --> 00:38:11,698 Son of a witch, actually.

700 00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:13,616 My mommy taught me a few tricks.

701 00:38:13,618 --> 00:38:17,070 It's a spell. Find the hex bag.

702 00:38:17,072 --> 00:38:19,706 I thought of sending in a few of my bruisers,

703 00:38:19,708 --> 00:38:22,409 really letting them go to town.

704 00:38:22,411 --> 00:38:26,029 But then, well, trial one was kill a Hellhound.

705 00:38:26,031 --> 00:38:29,249 Trial two was rescue a soul from the pit.

706 00:38:29,251 --> 00:38:33,837 So, from here on, I'm gonna keep everything hell-related --

707 00:38:33,839 --> 00:38:36,539 demons, et cetera -- away from you.

708 00:38:36,541 --> 00:38:38,008 Safe side and all that --

709 00:38:38,010 --> 00:38:42,178 plus, I just thought it seemed fitting.

710 00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:46,649 From what I understand, Sammy took that bird's breath away.

711 00:38:48,019 --> 00:38:49,886 What's the line?

712 00:38:49,888 --> 00:38:54,824 Saving people, hunting things -- the family business.

713 00:38:54,826 --> 00:38:58,161 Well, I think the people you save,

714 00:38:58,163 --> 00:39:03,033 they're how you justify your pathetic little lives.

715 00:39:03,035 --> 00:39:06,569 The alcoholism, the collateral damage,

716 00:39:06,571 --> 00:39:08,872 the pain you've caused --

717 00:39:08,874 --> 00:39:12,292 the one thing that allows you to sleep at night,

718 00:39:12,294 --> 00:39:16,730 the one thing is knowing that these folks are out there,

719 00:39:16,732 --> 00:39:21,751 still out there happy and healthy because of you,

720 00:39:21,753 --> 00:39:25,188 you great, big, bloody heroes.

721 00:39:25,190 --> 00:39:27,440 Hey! Hey! Hey! You're gonna be okay.

722 00:39:27,442 --> 00:39:29,225 Sarah? They're your life's work,

723 00:39:29,227 --> 00:39:33,930 and I'm going to rip it apart piece by piece

724 00:39:33,932 --> 00:39:37,283 because I can,

725 00:39:37,285 --> 00:39:40,570 because you can't stop me,

726 00:39:40,572 --> 00:39:43,823 and because when they're all gone,

727 00:39:43,825 --> 00:39:45,708 what will you have left?

728 00:39:45,710 --> 00:39:47,710 No. No, no, no.

729 00:39:47,712 --> 00:39:49,963 No.

730 00:39:49,965 --> 00:39:50,997 No, please, no.

731 00:39:50,999 --> 00:39:53,967 You want to keep those people alive.

732 00:39:53,969 --> 00:39:57,003 I want complete and utter surrender.

733 00:39:57,005 --> 00:40:00,256 The tablet, the trials -- you'll give them up,

734 00:40:00,258 --> 00:40:03,159 or we'll keep doing this dance.

735 00:40:03,161 --> 00:40:05,795 Your choice, my darlings.

736 00:40:08,632 --> 00:40:10,817 [ Breathing heavily ]

737 00:40:31,622 --> 00:40:34,457 [ Breathing heavily ]

738 00:40:45,769 --> 00:40:47,070 You okay?

739 00:40:50,374 --> 00:40:54,577 What do you think?

740 00:40:54,579 --> 00:40:56,946 Look, I know it's bad right now, okay,

741 00:40:56,948 --> 00:40:58,131 but we stick to the plan.

742 00:40:58,133 --> 00:40:59,098 We shut down Hell.

743 00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:00,950 How, exactly?

DEAN

We get a demon --

SAM

You heard Crowley. He's not gonna let onenear us, and without a demon, all we can do is sit back and watch people we know, people we saved, die like Sarah.

DEAN

So what are you saying?

SAM

I'm saying... Maybe this isn't one we can win. Maybe we should just take the deal.

DEAN

We'll figure this out. We will. Man, we'll get it done. We'll kick it in the ass like we always do.

Are you with me?