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|Episode=[[8.22 Clip Show ]]
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|Episode=[[8.22 Clip Show]]
 
|Writer=[[Andrew Dabb]]
 
|Writer=[[Andrew Dabb]]
|Director=[[Robert Duncan McNeill]]
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|Director=[[Thomas J. Wright]]
 
|AirDate= May 8, 2013
 
|AirDate= May 8, 2013
 
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[ Creature growls ]
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[Creature growls ]
  
  
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TOMMY
 
TOMMY
  
[ Creature growls ]
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[Creature growls ]
  
 
Shelly, get back!
 
Shelly, get back!
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[ Creature growls ]
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[Creature growls ]
  
  
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[ Growling continues ]
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[Growling continues ]
  
  
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What's...H-happening?
 
What's...H-happening?
  
[ Crying ]  
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[Crying]
  
  
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Yeah.
 
Yeah.
  
[ Chuckles ]
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[Chuckles ]
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No, not even close. You see, the Men of Letters kept files on every demonic possession for the last 300 years, I mean, we've got Borden, Lizzy, all the way to Crane, Ichabod.
 
No, not even close. You see, the Men of Letters kept files on every demonic possession for the last 300 years, I mean, we've got Borden, Lizzy, all the way to Crane, Ichabod.
  
 
SAM
 
SAM
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Aah.
 
Aah.
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CASTIEL
 
CASTIEL
  
Morning. I like this bunker. It's orderly.
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Morning.  
 +
 
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DEAN BRUSHES HIM OFF, CAS LOOKING A BIT HURT
 +
 
 +
I like this bunker. It's orderly.
  
  
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I've heard of that. It's a game, right?
 
I've heard of that. It's a game, right?
  
[ Groans ]
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[Groans ]
  
  
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CASTIEL
 
CASTIEL
  
And the final test, do you -- you know what it is?
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And the final test, do you –  you know what it is?
  
  
 
SAM
 
SAM
  
I have to cure a Demon.
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I have to cure a demon.
  
  
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Of what?
 
Of what?
[ Chuckles ]
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[Chuckles]
 +
 
  
 
SAM
 
SAM
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DEAN RETURNS WITH A PLATE
 
DEAN RETURNS WITH A PLATE
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DEAN
 
DEAN
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DEAN
 
DEAN
  
Yeah, we're -- we're running a little low. I'll make a run.
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Yeah, we're –  we're running a little low. I'll make a run.
  
  
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Dean, I can go with you.  
 
Dean, I can go with you.  
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A FEW SECONDS PASS BEFORE SPEAKING AGAIN
  
 
Dean. I'm sorry.
 
Dean. I'm sorry.
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SAM
 
SAM
  
[ Clears throat ]
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[Clears throat ]
  
 
Hey, uh, do we have a room 7B?
 
Hey, uh, do we have a room 7B?
  
  
INT. ROOM 7B IN THE BUNKER. IT IS FILLED WITH ARCHIVE FILES
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'''INT. ROOM 7B IN THE BUNKER. IT IS FILLED WITH ARCHIVE FILES'''
  
  
 
SAM
 
SAM
  
Dude, go easy on Cass, okay. He's one of the good guys.
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Dude, go easy on Cas, okay. He's one of the good guys.
  
  
 
DEAN
 
DEAN
  
Dude, if anybody else -- I mean anybody -- pulled that kind of crap, I would stab them in their neck on principle. Why should I give him a free pass?
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Dude, if anybody else –  I mean anybody –  pulled that kind of crap, I would stab them in their neck on principle. Why should I give him a free pass?
  
  
 
SAM
 
SAM
  
Because it's Cass.
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Because it's Cas.
  
  
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SAM
 
SAM
  
Um, anything on case 1138. It was a class 5 infernal event -- St. Louis, March 8, 1957.
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Um, anything on case 1138. It was a class 5 infernal event –  St. Louis, March 8, 1957.
  
  
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Sammy, check this out.
 
Sammy, check this out.
  
DEAN PUSHES BACK TO SETS OF SHELVES TO REVEAL AN AREA WITH A DEVILS TRAP ONT HE FLOOR AND MANACLES ON THE WALLS
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DEAN PUSHES BACK TO SETS OF SHELVES TO REVEAL AN AREA WITH A DEVILS TRAP ON THE FLOOR AND MANACLES ON THE WALLS
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 
Whoa.
 
Whoa.
 +
  
 
SAM
 
SAM
  
Is that a Devil's Trap? It takes up half the room. These chains -- they have spellwork etched into them.
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Is that a Devil's Trap? It takes up half the room. These chains –  they have spellwork etched into them.
  
  
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So we have a dungeon. Finally!
 
So we have a dungeon. Finally!
 
What do you got there?
 
What do you got there?
 +
  
 
SAM
 
SAM
 +
 
Movie night?
 
Movie night?
 +
  
 
INT DARKENED ROOM WITH MOVIE PROJECTOR SET UP. IT STARTS PLAYING AN OLD BALCK AND WHITE HOME MOVIE.
 
INT DARKENED ROOM WITH MOVIE PROJECTOR SET UP. IT STARTS PLAYING AN OLD BALCK AND WHITE HOME MOVIE.
[ Projector clicking ]
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[Projector clicking ]
  
 
   
 
   
Josie:
+
JOSIE
Simon, we're filming.
 
  
 +
<i>Simon, we're filming.</i>
 +
 +
 +
SIMON
 
   
 
   
 
<i>Um, hello, world.</i>
 
<i>Um, hello, world.</i>
  
+
 
So this new ritual
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JOSIE
 +
 
 +
<i>So this new ritual</i>
 
<i>we're going to see,</i>
 
<i>we're going to see,</i>
 +
<i>This new type of exorcism,h-how does it work?</i>
  
157
 
00:08:06,168 --> 00:08:08,702
 
this new type of exorcism,
 
<i>h-how does it work?</i>
 
  
158
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SIMON
00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:22,900
 
 
<i>I don't know.</i>
 
<i>I don't know.</i>
 
<i>It's my first time.</i>
 
<i>It's my first time.</i>
  
159
 
00:08:29,441 --> 00:08:30,958
 
Wait,
 
is that Abaddon?
 
  
160
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SAM
00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,244
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Woman: <i>Aah! Aah!</i>
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Wait,is that Abaddon?
  
161
 
00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,828
 
It's not killy enough.
 
  
162
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Woman:
00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:37,164
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 +
<i>WOMAN IS HEARD FAINTLY WHIMPERING</i>
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
It's not killy enough.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 
It's got to be the, uh,
 
It's got to be the, uh,
 
the chick she possessed.
 
the chick she possessed.
  
163
 
00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:39,583
 
[ <i>Screaming</i> ]
 
  
164
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WOMAN
00:08:44,973 --> 00:08:46,974
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[ <i>Grunting</i> ]
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[<i>Screaming</i> ]
 +
[<i>Grunting</i> ]
 +
 
 +
 
 +
FATHER THOMPSON
  
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00:08:46,976 --> 00:08:50,711
 
 
<i>Hurry.</i>
 
<i>Hurry.</i>
 
<i>We must do it now.</i>
 
<i>We must do it now.</i>
  
166
 
00:08:50,713 --> 00:08:52,713
 
[ <i>Screaming, grunting</i> ]
 
  
167
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WOMAN
00:08:56,151 --> 00:08:58,385
+
 
 +
[<i>Screaming, grunting</i> ]
 +
 
 
<i>Dead! They're all dead!</i>
 
<i>Dead! They're all dead!</i>
 +
<i>Everyone you ever loved...</i>
  
168
 
00:08:58,387 --> 00:09:01,605
 
<i>Everyone you ever loved...</i>
 
  
169
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SAM
00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:04,408
+
 
 
Hey, those chains look exactly
 
Hey, those chains look exactly
 
like the ones in our dungeon.
 
like the ones in our dungeon.
  
170
 
00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:05,509
 
In your <i>what?</i>
 
  
171
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Castiel LOOKS AT SAM A BIT SURPRISED
00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:08,078
 
Demon on a leash --
 
cool.
 
  
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CASTIEL
00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,165
 
[ <i>Screaming, grunting continue</i> ]
 
  
173
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In your <i>what?</i>
00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:14,118
 
<i>Aah! Aah! Aah!</i>
 
  
174
 
00:09:17,872 --> 00:09:20,074
 
[ <i>Screaming</i> ]
 
  
175
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DEAN
00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:31,752
 
<i>Exorcizamus te,</i>
 
<i>omnis immundus spiritus...</i>
 
  
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Demon on a leash  –
00:09:31,754 --> 00:09:35,856
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cool.
<i>hanc animam redintegra...</i>
 
  
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00:09:35,858 --> 00:09:37,474
 
[ <i>Grunts</i> ]
 
  
178
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WOMAN
00:09:37,476 --> 00:09:40,260
 
<i>Lustra!</i>
 
  
179
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[<i>Screaming, grunting continue</i> ]
00:09:40,262 --> 00:09:42,029
 
<i>Lustra!</i>
 
  
180
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<i>Aah! Aah! Aah!</i>
00:09:42,031 --> 00:09:43,631
 
[ <i>Cracking</i> ]
 
  
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[<i>Screaming</i> ]
00:09:43,633 --> 00:09:45,599
 
<i>She's dead.</i>
 
  
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00:09:45,601 --> 00:09:47,234
 
[ <i>Coughing</i> ]
 
  
183
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FATHER THOMPSON AND SIMON
00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:54,041
 
<i>Where's the demon?</i>
 
  
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<i>Exorcizamus te,</i>
00:09:55,076 --> 00:09:57,077
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<i>omnis immundus spiritus...</i>
<i>Stop filming.</i>
+
<i>hanc animam redintegra...</i>
  
185
 
00:09:57,079 --> 00:09:59,330
 
<i>What happened?</i>
 
  
186
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WOMAN
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,798
 
<i>Will you just stop?!</i>
 
  
187
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[<i>Grunts</i> ]
00:10:05,003 --> 00:10:07,137
 
[ Projector clicks ]
 
  
DEAN
 
  
Well, that was weird... With three exclamation points.
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FATHER THOMPSON AND SIMON
  
 +
<i>Lustra!</i>
  
SAM
 
  
That wasn't a normal exorcism. They changed the words.
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SCREEN GOES WHITE AND THE BODY OF THE WOMAN FALLS TO THE FLOOR DEAD HER HEART MISSING
  
CASTIEL
+
[<i>Cracking</i> ]
  
I believe "lustra" is Latin for wash or cleanse.
 
  
 +
JOSIE
  
DEAN
+
<i>She's dead.</i>
  
Oh, yeah, 'cause that was the most freaky thing was the vocabulary. What about the bloody high five or the chest burster?
 
Anything else on the film, like director's commentary, sequel, maybe?
 
  
 +
FATHER THOMPSON AND SIMON
  
SAM
+
[<i>Coughing</i> ]
  
Yeah, listen to this. The older priest, Max Thompson, bit the dust in '58, but the younger one is still alive and still in St. Louis.
 
  
 +
JOSIE
  
DEAN
+
<i>Where's the demon?</i>
  
Think this kind of weird is worth the drive?
 
  
 +
FATHER THOMPSON
  
SAM
+
<i>Stop filming.</i>
  
Dean, everything in those folders -- the possessions, the deals, all of it --
 
we've seen that before, but that -- That was all new. Yeah,
 
it's worth the drive.
 
  
 +
JOSIE
  
DEAN
+
<i>What happened?</i>
  
All right. Let's roll.
 
  
CASTIEL STANDS UP
+
FATHER THOMSON
  
DEAN
+
<i>Will you just stop?!</i>
  
Not you.
 
  
 +
[Projector clicks and stops ]
  
CASTIEL
+
DEAN
  
Sam is more damaged than I am.
+
Well, that was weird... With three exclamation points.
  
  
DEAN
+
SAM
  
Yeah, well, you know, even banged up, Sammy comes through.
+
That wasn't a normal exorcism. They changed the words.
  
  
 
CASTIEL
 
CASTIEL
  
Dean, I just want to help.
+
I believe "lustra" is Latin for wash or cleanse.
  
  
 
DEAN
 
DEAN
  
We don't need your help. Just stay here and -- and get better.
+
Oh, yeah, 'cause that was the most freaky thing was the vocabulary. What about the bloody high five or the chest burster?
 +
Anything else on the film, like director's commentary, sequel, maybe?
  
  
INT CHURCH. ST LOUIS
+
SAM
  
 +
Yeah, listen to this. The older priest, Max Thompson, bit the dust in '58, but the younger one is still alive and still in St. Louis.
  
FATHER SIMON
 
 
Father Thompson had some unorthodox ideas, which is why the Men of Letters
 
were interested.
 
 
  
 
DEAN
 
DEAN
  
Unorthodox how?
+
Think this kind of weird is worth the drive?
  
  
 
SAM
 
SAM
  
What exactly do you mean, "saved"?
+
Dean, everything in those folders  –  the possessions, the deals, all of it  –
 +
we've seen that before, but that  –  That was all new. Yeah,
 +
it's worth the drive.
  
  
FATHER SIMON
+
DEAN
  
A demon is a human soul, twisted and corrupted by its time in Hell. Father Thompson believed that you could wash that taint away and restore their humanity.
+
All right. Let's roll.
  
 +
CASTIEL STANDS UP
  
 
DEAN
 
DEAN
  
So, what, they just stay in whatever schmuck they're possessing and -- and get a ticket upstairs?
+
Not you.
  
  
FATHER SIMON
+
CASTIEL
  
I wish I knew.
+
Sam is more damaged than I am.
  
  
SAM
+
DEAN
  
Okay, but this -- this ritual... Can cure a demon?
+
Yeah, well, you know, even banged up, Sammy comes through.
  
  
FATHER SIMON
+
CASTIEL
  
I suppose, if it worked, but that night, something went terribly wrong. The Demon escaped into the world, and that poor old woman... It was horrible. I know father Thompson kept trying. There were other possessions, experiments, but I couldn't face that -- not again. And then, a few months later... He was dead.
+
Dean, I just want to help.
  
  
 
DEAN
 
DEAN
  
How'd that happen?
+
We don't need your help. Just stay here and  –  and get better.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
INT CHURCH. ST LOUIS
  
  
 
FATHER SIMON
 
FATHER SIMON
  
Something tore him apart.
+
Father Thompson had some unorthodox ideas, which is why the Men of Letters
 +
were interested.
 +
 +
 
 +
DEAN
  
 +
Unorthodox how?
  
 
SAM
 
SAM
  
Did he keep any, uh [Coughs] Did he keep records or -- [ coughing ] Uh [clears throat] do you have a-a bathroom, maybe?
+
What exactly do you mean, "saved"?
 
 
FATHER SIMON POINTS TO THE BACK OF THE CHURCH
 
 
 
Thanks.
 
  
  
 
FATHER SIMON
 
FATHER SIMON
  
Is he all right?
+
A demon is a human soul, twisted and corrupted by its time in Hell. Father Thompson believed that you could wash that taint away and restore their humanity.
  
  
 
DEAN
 
DEAN
  
Uh, no, padre. He's...pretty damn far from all right. That's why we're here.
+
So, what, they just stay in whatever schmuck they're possessing and  –  and get a ticket upstairs?
  
  
 
FATHER SIMON
 
FATHER SIMON
  
I don't understand.
+
I wish I knew.
  
  
DEAN
+
SAM
  
Well, short story is, uh, Sammy there is gonna take whatever shredded your friend and every other black-eyed bitch out there, and he's gonna get rid of them for good.
+
Okay, but this  –  this ritual... Can cure a demon?
  
  
 
FATHER SIMON
 
FATHER SIMON
  
He is? In his condition?
+
I suppose, if it worked, but that night, something went terribly wrong. The Demon escaped into the world, and that poor old woman... It was horrible. I know father Thompson kept trying. There were other possessions, experiments, but I couldn't face that  –  not again. And then, a few months later... He was dead.
 
 
  
 
DEAN
 
DEAN
  
Father, over the past couple of months, I've seen him do crap that I didn't even think was possible. I mean, sure, he's miserable and he's hurting, but you know what? There's not a doubt in my mind that he's gonna cross that finish line -- not one. So, will you help us?
+
How'd that happen?
 
 
  
 
FATHER SIMON
 
FATHER SIMON
  
I'll get Father Thompson's things for you.
+
Something tore him apart.
  
 +
SAM
  
DEAN
+
Did he keep any, uh [Coughs] Did he keep records or  –  [coughing] Uh [clears throat] do you have a-a bathroom, maybe?
  
Thank you.
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FATHER SIMON POINTS TO THE BACK OF THE CHURCH
  
INTERIOR. MINIMART. CASTIEL IS SHOPPING PICKING UP ITEMS WHICH ARE DEAN'S FAVOURITES - JERKY, HIS FAVOURITE PORN MAGAZINE, BEER, TOILET PAPER... THE CLERK FOLLOWS HIM AROUND AS HE KNOCKS THINGS OVER REPEATING "DUDE!
+
Thanks.
  
CASTIEL GETS TO THE REGISTER
+
FATHER SIMON
  
 +
Is he all right?
  
CASTIEL
+
DEAN
  
I -- I have money. Where's the pie?
+
Uh, no, padre. He's...pretty damn far from all right. That's why we're here.
  
 +
FATHER SIMON
  
CHRIS THE ATTENDANT
+
I don't understand.
  
I think we're out.
+
DEAN
  
 +
Well, short story is, uh, Sammy there is gonna take whatever shredded your friend and every other black-eyed bitch out there, and he's gonna get rid of them for good.
  
CASTIEL
 
  
You don't understand.
+
FATHER SIMON
  
CASTIEL GRABS THE ATTENDANT
+
He is? In his condition?
  
I. NEED. PIE
 
  
 +
DEAN
  
METATRON
+
Father, over the past couple of months, I've seen him do crap that I didn't even think was possible. I mean, sure, he's miserable and he's hurting, but you know what? There's not a doubt in my mind that he's gonna cross that finish line  –  not one. So, will you help us?
  
Put the virgin down, Castiel. We need to talk.
 
  
 +
FATHER SIMON
  
CASTIEL
+
I'll get Father Thompson's things for you.
 
 
You're Metatron? The Metatron?
 
  
  
METATRON
+
DEAN
  
Yes. In public, it's Marv.
+
Thank you.
  
 +
INTERIOR. MINIMART. CASTIEL IS SHOPPING PICKING UP ITEMS WHICH ARE DEAN'S FAVOURITES - JERKY, HIS FAVOURITE PORN MAGAZINE, BEER, TOILET PAPER... THE CLERK FOLLOWS HIM AROUND AS HE KNOCKS THINGS OVER REPEATING "DUDE!
  
 
CASTIEL
 
CASTIEL
  
Marv.
+
I  –  I have money.  
  
  
METATRON
+
CASTIEL GETS TO THE REGISTER
 +
HE LOOKS AT A SMALL PIE STAND
  
And you're Castiel. Kevin Tran told me about you.
+
Where's the pie?
  
  
CASTIEL
+
CHRIS THE ATTENDANT
 +
 
 +
I think we're out.
  
He did?
 
  
METATRON
+
CASTIEL
  
Yeah. According to him, you and I have a lot in common. We're both free thinkers. We're both on heaven's most wanted list. I thought we could socialize, maybe grab a bite.
+
You don't understand.  
  
  
CASTIEL
+
CASTIEL GRABS THE ATTENDANT
  
I'm sorry -- we can...What?
+
I. NEED. PIE
  
 +
[SOUND OF WINGS RUSTLING]
  
 
METATRON
 
METATRON
  
Look, I've been on sabbatical. I'm trying to play catch-up, but I have to talk to somebody about what's going on back home.
+
Put the virgin down, Castiel. We need to talk.
  
 +
== ACT TWO==
  
 
CASTIEL
 
CASTIEL
  
And by home, you mean heaven?
+
You're Metatron? The Metatron?
  
  
 
METATRON
 
METATRON
  
Right. I've been looking around, crawling through a few divine nooks and crannies, and from what I can see, without the Archangels, it's a mess up there. Open warfare.
+
Yes. In public, it's Marv.
  
  
 
CASTIEL
 
CASTIEL
  
I thought Naomi was running things now.  
+
Marv.
  
  
 
METATRON
 
METATRON
  
Is that what she told you? I mean, Naomi's a player -- don't get me wrong -- just one of many. There are factions upon factions, all fighting, betraying each other. It's just a matter of time before they start ripping each other apart. It's all broken.
+
And you're Castiel. Kevin Tran told me about you.
  
  
 
CASTIEL
 
CASTIEL
  
I know, I'm the one who broke it. There was a time when I thought I could lead our people, but I was mistaken. I spilled so much blood. And I've tried to atone for my sins and I did penance. And I [sighs] betrayed my friends to protect our secrets, but I've just failed. And now --
+
He did?
  
 +
METATRON
  
METATRON
+
Yeah. According to him, you and I have a lot in common. We're both free thinkers. We're both on heaven's most wanted list. I thought we could socialize, maybe grab a bite.
  
Look, I know.
 
But now the angels --
 
heaven --
 
need someone
 
to come to the rescue.
 
They need us.
 
  
 
CASTIEL
 
CASTIEL
  
Us?
+
I'm sorry  –  we can...What?
  
  
 
METATRON
 
METATRON
  
Yeah. Just -- just picture it.
+
Look, I've been on sabbatical. I'm trying to play catch-up, but I have to talk to somebody about what's going on back home.
We ride to the rescue,
+
 
save the day --
 
make a great story.
 
Look, the angels are like
 
a big, dysfunctional family.
 
We need to lock them all
 
in a room
 
until we work
 
these problems out --
 
all the factions,
 
you, me --
 
  
 
CASTIEL
 
CASTIEL
  
What,
+
And by home, you mean heaven?
like a big family meeting?
 
  
  
 
METATRON
 
METATRON
  
Exactly.
+
Right. I've been looking around, crawling through a few divine nooks and crannies, and from what I can see, without the Archangels, it's a mess up there. Open warfare.
which is why we have to
 
shut down heaven.
 
  
  
 
CASTIEL
 
CASTIEL
  
What?
+
I thought Naomi was running things now.
  
  
 
METATRON
 
METATRON
  
Do you like crepes?
+
Is that what she told you? I mean, Naomi's a player  –  don't get me wrong  –  just one of many. There are factions upon factions, all fighting, betraying each other. It's just a matter of time before they start ripping each other apart. It's all broken.
Wait --
 
Eugenie's in Ojai
 
makes the greatest
 
caramel apple crepes.
 
 
 
 
 
METATRON DISAPPEARS
 
  
  
 
CASTIEL
 
CASTIEL
  
Metatron -- Marv.
+
I know, I'm the one who broke it. There was a time when I thought I could lead our people, but I was mistaken. I spilled so much blood. And I've tried to atone for my sins and I did penance. And I [sighs] betrayed my friends to protect our secrets, but I've just failed. And now  –
  
  
'''INT. BUNKER'''
+
METATRON
  
SAM
+
Look, I know.
 +
But now the angels  –
 +
heaven  –
 +
need someone
 +
to come to the rescue.
 +
They need us.
  
I can't find Cas.
+
CASTIEL
You think he blew town?
 
  
 +
Us?
  
DEAN
 
  
Sounds like him.
+
METATRON
So it turns out that, uh,
 
Father Thompson recorded
 
all of his demon-cure tests.
 
This one here,
 
this was the last one --
 
two days before he died.
 
  
DEAN STARTS PLAYING THE RECORDING
+
Yeah. Just  –  just picture it.
 +
We ride to the rescue,
 +
save the day  –
 +
make a great story.
 +
Look, the angels are like
 +
a big, dysfunctional family.
 +
We need to lock them all
 +
in a room
 +
until we work
 +
these problems out  –
 +
all the factions,
 +
you, me  –
  
 +
CASTIEL
  
FATHER THOMPSON
+
What,
The date is August 3, 1958.
+
like a big family meeting?
This is trial 19, hour 1.
 
My subject is Peter Kent.
 
Mr. Kent is the father
 
of two young sons,
 
and three weeks ago,
 
he was possessed by a demon.
 
I'm going to
 
ask you a question now.
 
When you crawled into Mr. Kent
 
and ate his children,
 
how did it feel?
 
  
  
PETER KENT
+
METATRON
Orgasmic.
 
  
356
+
Exactly.
00:18:50,515 --> 00:18:52,298
+
which is why we have to
[ Snarls ]
+
shut down heaven.
  
357
 
00:18:52,785 --> 00:18:56,348
 
Aah!
 
  
358
+
CASTIEL
00:18:56,638 --> 00:18:58,855
 
[ Groans ]
 
  
359
+
What?
00:18:58,857 --> 00:19:01,741
 
<i>The first dose</i>
 
<i>has been administered.</i>
 
  
360
 
00:19:01,743 --> 00:19:05,078
 
Do we know what padre was dosing
 
number-one dad up with?
 
  
361
+
METATRON
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,079
 
[ <i>Snarling</i> ]
 
  
362
+
Do you like crepes?
00:19:06,081 --> 00:19:08,531
 
Uh, yeah,
 
his own purified blood.
 
  
363
 
00:19:08,533 --> 00:19:10,617
 
Purified how?
 
  
364
+
CASTIEL
00:19:10,619 --> 00:19:11,618
 
Before he started,
 
  
365
+
Wait  –
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,336
 
Father Thompson
 
went to confession.
 
  
366
 
00:19:13,338 --> 00:19:17,123
 
<i>This is trial 19, hour 2.</i>
 
  
367
+
METATRON
00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,208
 
[ Snarling ]
 
  
368
+
Eugenie's in Ojai makes the greatest caramel apple crepes.
00:19:18,210 --> 00:19:21,010
 
When you ate his children,
 
how did it feel?
 
  
369
 
00:19:21,012 --> 00:19:22,295
 
Stringy!
 
  
370
+
METATRON DISAPPEARS
00:19:22,297 --> 00:19:24,764
 
Aah!
 
  
371
 
00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:27,517
 
<i>The second dose</i>
 
<i>has been administered.</i>
 
  
372
+
CASTIEL
00:19:27,519 --> 00:19:29,168
 
<i>Hour 4.</i>
 
  
373
+
Metatron  –  Marv.
00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:30,687
 
When you ate
 
his children --
 
  
374
 
00:19:30,689 --> 00:19:32,338
 
Kiss my ass!
 
  
375
+
'''INT. BUNKER'''
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:34,357
 
How did it feel?
 
Soft.
 
  
376
+
SAM
00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:37,193
 
Aaaah!
 
  
377
+
I can't find Cas.
00:19:37,195 --> 00:19:39,696
+
You think he blew town?
<i>The sixth dose</i>
 
<i>has been administered.</i>
 
  
378
 
00:19:39,698 --> 00:19:40,613
 
Stop.
 
  
379
+
DEAN
00:19:40,615 --> 00:19:42,181
 
How...
 
Please.
 
  
380
+
Sounds like him.
00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:43,533
+
So it turns out that, uh,
Aah!
+
Father Thompson recorded
 
+
all of his demon-cure tests.
381
+
This one here,
00:19:43,535 --> 00:19:45,685
+
this was the last one  –
...did it...
+
two days before he died.
  
382
 
00:19:45,687 --> 00:19:47,353
 
Aah! Aah!
 
  
383
+
DEAN STARTS PLAYING THE RECORDING
00:19:47,355 --> 00:19:48,371
 
...feel?
 
  
384
 
00:19:48,373 --> 00:19:51,991
 
Stop!!
 
  
385
+
FATHER THOMPSON
00:19:51,993 --> 00:19:56,663
 
[ <i>Breathing heavily</i> ]
 
  
386
+
The date is August 3, 1958.
00:20:04,672 --> 00:20:08,558
+
This is trial 19, hour 1.
<i>Hour 8,</i>
+
My subject is Peter Kent.
<i>the subject is prepped.</i>
+
Mr. Kent is the father
 +
of two young sons,
 +
and three weeks ago,
 +
he was possessed by a demon.
 +
I'm going to ask you a question now.
 +
When you crawled into Mr. Kent and ate his children, how did it feel?
  
387
 
00:20:09,593 --> 00:20:12,095
 
Aah! Aah!
 
  
388
+
PETER KENT
00:20:12,097 --> 00:20:14,046
 
[ Breathing heavily ]
 
  
389
+
Orgasmic.
00:20:17,101 --> 00:20:22,739
+
[Snarls ]
<i>Exorcizamus te,</i>
+
Aah!
<i>omnis immundus spiritus.</i>
+
[Groans ]
  
390
 
00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:28,528
 
<i>Hanc animam redintegra,</i>
 
<i>lustra!</i>
 
  
391
+
FATHER THOMPSON
00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:30,663
 
<i>Lustra!</i>
 
  
392
+
The first dose
00:20:38,088 --> 00:20:44,510
+
has been administered.
When you ate his children,
 
how did it feel?
 
  
393
 
00:20:44,512 --> 00:20:45,929
 
They were screaming...
 
  
394
+
DEAN
00:20:45,931 --> 00:20:48,848
 
and I laughed.
 
  
395
+
Do we know what padre was dosing
00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:50,500
+
number-one dad up with?
Why did I laugh?
 
  
396
 
00:20:50,502 --> 00:20:52,251
 
<i>I'm sorry.</i>
 
  
397
+
PETER KENT
00:20:52,253 --> 00:20:54,420
 
<i>I'm so sorry.</i>
 
  
398
+
[Snarling]
00:20:54,422 --> 00:20:55,921
 
God, I was a monster.
 
  
399
 
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:58,808
 
But now you are a man
 
again.
 
  
400
+
SAM
00:20:58,810 --> 00:21:02,028
 
<i>And you have been saved.</i>
 
  
401
+
Uh, yeah,
00:21:03,814 --> 00:21:09,085
+
his own purified blood.
Did he just...
 
Cure a demon?
 
  
402
 
00:21:09,087 --> 00:21:10,536
 
Maybe.
 
  
403
+
DEAN
00:21:10,538 --> 00:21:11,621
 
[ Exhales softly ]
 
  
404
+
Purified how?
00:21:11,623 --> 00:21:13,606
 
Could we take this hoodoo
 
on a test drive?
 
  
405
 
00:21:13,608 --> 00:21:16,709
 
Um, I mean,
 
I have the exorcism right here.
 
  
406
+
SAM
00:21:16,711 --> 00:21:20,613
 
All we need is the blood,
 
consecrated ground, and a demon.
 
  
407
+
Before he started, Father Thompson went to confession.
00:21:20,615 --> 00:21:22,131
 
So, what?
 
We summon a demon, trap it --
 
  
408
 
00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:25,418
 
Or -- or we use one
 
that we've already tagged.
 
  
409
+
FATHER THOMPSON
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:29,572
 
Do we still have dad's
 
old army field surgeon's kit?
 
  
410
+
This is trial 19, hour 2
00:21:29,574 --> 00:21:31,391
 
It's in the trunk.
 
Why?
 
  
411
 
00:21:31,393 --> 00:21:33,142
 
Yeah, I think it's time
 
we put humpty dumpty
 
  
412
+
PETER KENT
00:21:33,144 --> 00:21:35,061
 
back together again.
 
  
413
+
[Snarling ]
00:21:38,649 --> 00:21:39,849
 
[ Rustling ]
 
  
414
 
00:21:42,603 --> 00:21:44,687
 
Why did you leave?
 
  
415
+
FATHER THOMPSON
00:21:44,689 --> 00:21:47,824
 
I can't have this conversation
 
on an empty stomach.
 
  
416
+
When you ate his children,
00:21:47,826 --> 00:21:49,325
+
how did it feel?
Here you go.
 
  
417
 
00:21:49,327 --> 00:21:50,443
 
Thank you.
 
  
418
+
PETER KENT
00:21:50,445 --> 00:21:51,444
 
Can I get you anything?
 
  
419
+
Stringy!
00:21:51,446 --> 00:21:52,996
+
Aah!
Coffee, please.
 
  
420
 
00:21:52,998 --> 00:21:54,697
 
Sure. Cool coat.
 
  
421
+
FATHER THOMPSON
00:21:54,699 --> 00:21:57,617
 
No,
 
it's actually quite warm.
 
  
422
+
The second dose, has been administered
00:21:57,619 --> 00:22:01,487
+
Hour 4
Cute <i>and</i> funny -- okay.
 
  
423
 
00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:08,878
 
I should have picked
 
a better-looking vessel.
 
  
424
+
FATHER THOMPSON
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,930
 
What did you mean,
 
we can shut down Heaven?
 
  
425
+
When you ate his children  –
00:22:10,932 --> 00:22:14,550
 
Oh, you know,
 
the trials --
 
  
426
 
00:22:14,552 --> 00:22:17,136
 
God's little
 
"pull in case of emergency""
 
  
427
+
PETER KENT
00:22:17,138 --> 00:22:19,022
 
the Leviathans
 
get out of control,
 
  
428
+
Kiss my ass!
00:22:19,024 --> 00:22:20,973
 
you put them in Purgatory.
 
  
429
 
00:22:20,975 --> 00:22:25,611
 
Demons get a little too demonic,
 
toss 'em into Hell.
 
  
430
+
FATHER THOMPSON
00:22:25,613 --> 00:22:28,781
 
Angels get uppity,
 
slam the pearly gates.
 
  
431
+
How did it feel?
00:22:28,783 --> 00:22:32,685
 
Are you saying you know
 
the trials to close heaven?
 
  
432
 
00:22:32,687 --> 00:22:35,071
 
I wrote 'em down.
 
  
433
+
PETER KENT
00:22:35,073 --> 00:22:37,457
 
It's not something
 
you forget.
 
  
434
+
Soft. Aaaah!
00:22:37,459 --> 00:22:40,993
 
Look,
 
I think a little alone time
 
  
435
 
00:22:40,995 --> 00:22:42,378
 
would be good
 
for the angels.
 
  
436
+
FATHER THOMPSON
00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:43,963
 
At the very least,
 
it would s--
 
  
437
+
The sixth dose has been administered
00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:45,098
 
[ dog barking in distance ]
 
  
438
 
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:47,684
 
It would stop the fighting
 
up there
 
  
439
+
PETER KENT
00:22:47,686 --> 00:22:51,671
 
from spilling out down here,
 
which will happen.
 
  
440
+
Stop.
00:22:51,673 --> 00:22:53,222
 
It always does.
 
  
441
 
00:22:53,224 --> 00:22:54,841
 
You're gonna complete
 
these tests?
 
  
442
+
FATHER THOMPSON
00:22:54,843 --> 00:22:57,193
 
No.
 
  
443
+
How...
00:22:57,195 --> 00:22:58,644
 
I can't.
 
  
444
 
00:22:58,646 --> 00:23:04,183
 
I am a pencil pusher,
 
always have been.
 
  
445
+
PETER KENT
00:23:04,185 --> 00:23:05,685
 
I'm not strong enough.
 
  
446
+
Please.
00:23:05,687 --> 00:23:09,689
 
But you --
 
you are a warrior.
 
  
447
+
Aah!
00:23:09,691 --> 00:23:12,942
 
I've got the plan.
 
  
448
 
00:23:12,944 --> 00:23:15,561
 
You've got the muscle.
 
  
449
+
FATHER THOMPSON
00:23:15,563 --> 00:23:17,196
 
We can do this.
 
  
450
+
...did it...
00:23:18,582 --> 00:23:20,817
 
Heaven needs your help,
 
Castiel.
 
  
451
 
00:23:20,819 --> 00:23:23,102
 
I <i>am</i> the one
 
that caused these problems.
 
  
452
+
PETER KENT
00:23:23,104 --> 00:23:25,037
 
I should be the one
 
to fix them.
 
  
453
+
Aah! Aah!
00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:29,074
 
But you understand this is,
 
um, not going to be easy.
 
  
454
 
00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:31,294
 
I understand.
 
  
455
+
FATHER THOMPSON
00:23:31,296 --> 00:23:32,745
 
No, you don't.
 
  
456
+
...feel?
00:23:33,597 --> 00:23:36,015
 
See our waitress?
 
  
457
 
00:23:40,354 --> 00:23:44,423
 
She's the first trial --
 
got to cut her heart out.
 
  
458
+
PETER KENT
00:23:44,425 --> 00:23:45,274
 
What?
 
  
459
+
Stop!!
00:23:45,276 --> 00:23:47,176
 
No, she's...
 
  
460
 
00:23:47,178 --> 00:23:49,362
 
She's just a girl.
 
  
461
+
[Breathing heavily]
00:23:49,364 --> 00:23:51,030
 
No, she isn't.
 
  
462
+
FATHER THOMPSON
00:23:51,032 --> 00:23:54,433
+
 
She's a Nephilim,
+
Hour 8, the subject is prepped.
an abomination.
 
  
463
 
00:23:54,435 --> 00:23:56,953
 
She's the offspring
 
of an angel and a human?
 
  
464
+
PETER KENT
00:23:56,955 --> 00:23:59,872
 
I thought that wasn't allowed.
 
It's not.
 
  
465
+
Aah! Aah!
00:23:59,874 --> 00:24:04,544
 
There's only one on Earth,
 
and you are looking at it.
 
  
466
 
00:24:04,546 --> 00:24:08,447
 
But she didn't choose to be
 
a Nephilim, so she's innocent.
 
  
467
+
[Breathing heavily ]
00:24:08,449 --> 00:24:09,415
 
Yes, she is.
 
  
468
+
FATHER THOMPSON
00:24:09,417 --> 00:24:12,084
 
I told you
 
it wasn't gonna be easy.
 
  
469
+
Exorcizamus te,omnis immundus spiritus.
00:24:12,086 --> 00:24:14,587
 
But if you want to do this,
 
Castiel,
 
  
470
+
Hanc animam redintegra,
00:24:14,589 --> 00:24:16,672
 
if you <i>really</i> want to
 
do this,
 
  
471
+
lustra! Lustra!
00:24:16,674 --> 00:24:19,642
 
you got to ask yourself
 
what's more important --
 
  
472
 
00:24:19,644 --> 00:24:23,346
 
her life or your family?
 
  
473
+
FATHER THOMPSON
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:32,605
 
So you really think
 
this will work?
 
  
474
+
When you ate his children, how did it feel?
00:24:32,607 --> 00:24:35,158
 
Dude, we got needles.
 
We got thread.
 
  
475
 
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:37,493
 
We've seen "Young Frankenstein"
 
about a thousand times.
 
  
476
+
PETER KENT
00:24:37,495 --> 00:24:38,778
 
Yeah, we're golden.
 
  
477
+
They were screaming...and I laughed. Why did I laugh?
00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:40,663
+
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. God, I was a monster.
Ugh.
 
  
478
 
00:24:40,665 --> 00:24:42,198
 
[ Sighs ]
 
  
479
+
FATHER THOMPSON
00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:46,285
 
This is
 
gonna be disgusting.
 
  
480
+
But now you are a man
00:24:46,287 --> 00:24:47,920
+
again. And you have been saved.
Uh-huh.
 
  
481
 
00:25:09,078 --> 00:25:11,279
 
[ Scissors clatter ]
 
  
482
+
SAM
00:25:18,003 --> 00:25:20,038
 
[ Cracking ]
 
  
483
+
Did he just...
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,907
+
Cure a demon?
[ Sighs ]
 
  
484
 
00:25:22,909 --> 00:25:25,476
 
Morning, sunshines.
 
  
485
+
DEAN
00:25:25,478 --> 00:25:27,128
 
Dean: It worked.
 
  
486
+
Maybe.
00:25:28,213 --> 00:25:29,364
 
You owe me a beer.
 
  
487
 
00:25:29,366 --> 00:25:33,418
 
And I owe you both
 
so, so much.
 
  
488
+
SAM
00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:36,654
+
[Exhales softly ]
I can't wait to tear out
 
those pretty green eyes.
 
  
489
 
00:25:37,923 --> 00:25:40,391
 
Good luck with that.
 
  
490
+
DEAN
00:25:40,393 --> 00:25:43,394
 
We figured kitty
 
didn't need her claws.
 
  
491
+
Could we take this hoodoo
00:25:47,066 --> 00:25:49,300
+
on a test drive?
Then I'll stump you to death.
 
It'll be swell.
 
  
492
 
00:25:49,302 --> 00:25:50,952
 
[ Grunts ]
 
  
493
+
SAM
00:25:50,954 --> 00:25:52,537
 
Yeah, that's not gonna happen,
 
either.
 
  
494
+
Um, I mean,
00:25:52,539 --> 00:25:54,539
+
I have the exorcism right here. All we need is the blood, consecrated ground, and a demon.
The bullet -- remember?
 
  
495
+
So, what?
00:25:56,108 --> 00:25:57,709
+
We summon a demon, trap it  –
[ Gunshot ]
 
  
496
 
00:25:57,711 --> 00:25:59,827
 
So you sit there
 
like a good little bitch.
 
  
497
+
DEAN
00:25:59,829 --> 00:26:02,330
 
We're gonna consecrate
 
the ground,
 
  
498
+
Or  –  or we use one that we've already tagged.
00:26:02,332 --> 00:26:03,748
 
and you're gonna get
 
to fessing up.
 
  
499
+
Do we still have dad's old army field surgeon's kit?
00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:06,250
 
Oh, I know this tune.
 
I doubt that.
 
  
500
 
00:26:06,252 --> 00:26:10,972
 
Father Max Thompson,
 
born October 12, 1910.
 
  
501
+
SAM
00:26:10,974 --> 00:26:13,174
 
Died August 5, 1958.
 
  
502
+
It's in the trunk.
00:26:13,176 --> 00:26:16,077
+
Why?
Who do you think
 
ripped him apart?
 
  
503
 
00:26:17,262 --> 00:26:18,963
 
Word got back
 
to home office
 
  
504
+
DEAN
00:26:18,965 --> 00:26:21,332
 
that Maxie
 
was messing with things,
 
  
505
+
Yeah, I think it's time
00:26:21,334 --> 00:26:23,401
+
we put humpty dumpty back together again.
so we made an example.
 
  
506
 
00:26:23,403 --> 00:26:27,005
 
It wasn't my most artful kill,
 
but it was effective.
 
  
507
+
'''INT A SMALL CAFE'''
00:26:27,007 --> 00:26:29,173
 
And bonus --
 
  
508
+
[SOUND OF FEATHERS RUSTLING ]
00:26:29,175 --> 00:26:31,859
 
before he died, he told me
 
all about Josie Sands.
 
  
509
+
CASTIEL
00:26:31,861 --> 00:26:35,146
 
I found her, and I rode her
 
into the Men of Letters.
 
  
510
+
Why did you leave?
00:26:35,148 --> 00:26:38,232
 
[ Laughs ] And what I did
 
to them, that was art.
 
  
511
 
00:26:38,234 --> 00:26:39,701
 
So you know
 
what Max was doing?
 
  
512
+
METATRON
00:26:39,703 --> 00:26:43,054
+
I can't have this conversation
Fella screamed
+
on an empty stomach.
the basics...
 
  
513
 
00:26:43,056 --> 00:26:44,489
 
But it'll never work.
 
  
514
+
WAITRESS
00:26:44,491 --> 00:26:45,940
 
You keep telling yourself
 
that.
 
  
515
+
Here you go.
00:26:45,942 --> 00:26:48,459
 
[ Cellphone rings ]
 
  
516
 
00:26:51,630 --> 00:26:53,131
 
[ Cellphone beeps ]
 
  
517
+
METATRON
00:26:54,016 --> 00:26:56,517
 
Hello, boy.
 
  
518
+
Thank you.
00:26:56,519 --> 00:26:58,453
 
Crowley.
 
  
519
 
00:26:58,455 --> 00:27:00,304
 
Crowley?
 
  
520
+
WAITRESS
00:27:01,390 --> 00:27:02,807
 
The salesman?
 
  
521
+
[TURNS TO CASTIEL ]
00:27:02,809 --> 00:27:04,108
 
Try the King of Hell.
 
  
522
+
Can I get you anything?
00:27:04,110 --> 00:27:06,144
 
This is a joke, right?
 
  
523
 
00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:08,229
 
[ Sighs ]
 
  
524
+
CASTIEL
00:27:08,231 --> 00:27:10,531
 
Stay.
 
  
525
+
Coffee, please.
00:27:10,533 --> 00:27:13,401
 
[ Grunts ]
 
  
526
 
00:27:14,987 --> 00:27:17,538
 
[ Grunting,
 
breathing heavily ]
 
  
527
+
WAITRESS
00:27:17,540 --> 00:27:19,040
 
Hold on.
 
  
528
+
Sure. Cool coat.
00:27:19,042 --> 00:27:20,375
 
[ Cellphone beeps ]
 
  
529
 
00:27:20,377 --> 00:27:21,576
 
How'd you get this number?
 
  
530
+
CASTIEL
00:27:21,578 --> 00:27:23,327
 
Crowley:
 
Ah, first things first --
 
  
531
+
No,it's actually quite warm.
00:27:23,329 --> 00:27:25,029
 
what are you wearing?
 
  
532
 
00:27:25,031 --> 00:27:26,547
 
Oh, okay,
 
hanging up now. Hang up.
 
  
533
+
WAITRESS
00:27:26,549 --> 00:27:28,866
 
Fine.
 
This isn't a social call.
 
  
534
+
Cute <i>and</i> funny  –  okay.
00:27:28,868 --> 00:27:30,134
 
I was wondering.
 
  
535
 
00:27:30,136 --> 00:27:32,754
 
You lads been reading
 
the papers,
 
  
536
+
METATRON
00:27:32,756 --> 00:27:36,641
 
say, <i>Denver Times</i>
 
from yesterday?
 
  
537
+
I should have picked
00:27:36,643 --> 00:27:37,675
+
a better-looking vessel.
No?
 
  
538
 
00:27:37,677 --> 00:27:40,878
 
Well, you should.
 
It's side-splitting.
 
  
539
+
CASTIEL
00:27:50,906 --> 00:27:53,141
 
[ Creaks ]
 
  
540
+
What did you mean,
00:28:01,450 --> 00:28:05,036
+
we can shut down Heaven?
What the hell --
 
I'm sexting you an address.
 
  
541
 
00:28:05,038 --> 00:28:06,170
 
Check it out.
 
  
542
+
METATRON
00:28:06,172 --> 00:28:08,906
 
Then we'll talk.
 
Cheerio.
 
  
543
+
Oh, you know,
00:28:08,908 --> 00:28:11,292
+
the trials  –
Wait, what?
+
God's little"pull in case of emergency"
  
544
+
the Leviathans
00:28:11,294 --> 00:28:12,326
+
get out of control,
Crowley?
+
you put them in Purgatory.
  
545
+
Demons get a little too demonic,
00:28:12,328 --> 00:28:13,845
+
toss 'em into Hell.
[ Cellphone beeps ]
 
  
546
+
Angels get uppity,
00:28:42,558 --> 00:28:44,876
+
slam the pearly gates.
Dean: Here it is.
 
Vic's name is Tommy Collins.
 
  
547
 
00:28:44,878 --> 00:28:46,461
 
Tommy.
 
Why do I know that name?
 
  
548
+
CASTIEL
00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:47,628
 
Well, Tommy Collins,
 
  
549
+
Are you saying you know
00:28:47,630 --> 00:28:49,797
+
the trials to close heaven?
we saved him from a Wendigo
 
like forever ago.
 
  
550
 
00:28:49,799 --> 00:28:52,583
 
Okay, and, what, you think
 
that Crowley blew his head off?
 
  
551
+
METATRON
00:28:52,585 --> 00:28:54,451
 
Well,
 
what are we dealing with here?
 
  
552
+
I wrote 'em down.
00:28:54,453 --> 00:28:56,304
+
It's not something you forget.
Some sort
 
of Demon-Wendigo team-up?
 
  
553
+
Look,
00:28:56,306 --> 00:28:58,622
+
I think a little alone time would be good for the angels.
Uh, no clue.
 
  
554
+
At the very least,
00:28:58,624 --> 00:29:00,664
+
it would s –
All right, well, we'll
 
pour one out for Tommy later.
 
  
555
+
[dog barking in distance ]
00:29:01,727 --> 00:29:03,928
 
As far as Crowley goes,
 
screw him.
 
  
556
+
It would stop the fighting
00:29:03,930 --> 00:29:07,631
+
up there from spilling out down here,
We got everything we need to put
 
him in a permanent time-out.
 
  
557
+
which will happen.
00:29:10,068 --> 00:29:15,323
+
It always does.
No.
 
No! No! No! No!
 
  
558
 
00:29:15,325 --> 00:29:16,524
 
She's gone.
 
  
559
+
CASTIEL
00:29:16,526 --> 00:29:19,777
 
She's -- son of a bitch!
 
  
560
+
You're gonna complete
00:29:35,627 --> 00:29:37,962
+
these tests?
Dean!
 
  
561
 
00:29:37,964 --> 00:29:40,882
 
[ Cellphone chimes ]
 
  
562
+
METATRON
00:29:40,884 --> 00:29:42,383
 
It's a text message
 
from Crowley --
 
  
563
+
No.
00:29:42,385 --> 00:29:45,319
+
I can't.
an address
+
I am a pencil pusher,
in Prosperity, Indiana.
+
always have been.
 +
I'm not strong enough.
 +
But you  –
 +
you are a warrior.
 +
I've got the plan.
 +
You've got the muscle.
 +
We can do this.
 +
Heaven needs your help,
 +
Castiel.
  
564
+
CASTIEL
00:29:45,321 --> 00:29:46,554
 
Prosperity?
 
  
565
+
I <i>am</i> the one
00:29:46,556 --> 00:29:48,306
+
that caused these problems.
Didn't we work
 
a case there?
 
  
566
+
I should be the one
00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:51,175
+
to fix them.
Yeah, yeah, the one with
 
the witches and the baked goods.
 
  
567
+
METATRON
00:29:51,177 --> 00:29:53,394
 
So what? He's going
 
after somebody there now?
 
  
568
+
But you understand this is,
00:29:53,396 --> 00:29:54,312
+
um, not going to be easy.
I don't know.
 
  
569
+
CASTIEL
00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:55,897
 
We got to check it out.
 
  
570
+
I understand.
00:29:55,899 --> 00:29:58,282
 
Well, you know it's a trap.
 
Of course it's a trap.
 
  
571
 
00:29:58,284 --> 00:30:01,986
 
But a trap means demons,
 
and we could use one right now.
 
  
572
+
METATRON
00:30:13,365 --> 00:30:15,166
 
[ Engine shuts off ]
 
  
573
+
No, you don't.
00:30:18,670 --> 00:30:19,870
+
See our waitress?
[ Door hinges creak ]
+
She's the first trial  –
 +
got to cut her heart out.
  
574
+
CASTIEL
00:30:19,872 --> 00:30:21,705
 
[ Light switch clicks ]
 
  
575
+
What?
00:30:40,158 --> 00:30:41,659
+
No, she's...
Sam.
+
She's just a girl.
  
576
 
00:30:46,331 --> 00:30:48,332
 
Is that...Jenny?
 
  
577
+
METATRON
00:30:57,075 --> 00:30:59,594
 
You were a great gal,
 
Jenny Klein.
 
  
578
+
No, she isn't.
00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:03,247
+
She's a Nephilim,
[ Cellphone rings ]
+
an abomination.
  
579
 
00:31:07,585 --> 00:31:09,971
 
Hey.
 
  
580
+
CASTIEL
00:31:09,973 --> 00:31:10,638
 
What the hell are you doing,
 
Crowley?
 
  
581
+
She's the offspring
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,224
+
of an angel and a human?
Dean.
+
I thought that wasn't allowed.
Hey.
 
  
582
 
00:31:13,226 --> 00:31:15,393
 
Oh, Moosie,
 
isn't it obvious?
 
  
583
+
METATRON
00:31:15,395 --> 00:31:18,462
 
I'm killing everyone
 
you've ever saved --
 
  
584
+
It's not.
00:31:18,464 --> 00:31:22,166
+
There's only one on Earth,
the damsels in distress,
+
and you are looking at it.
the innocent whippersnappers,
 
  
585
 
00:31:22,168 --> 00:31:25,102
 
the would-be vampire chow --
 
all of them.
 
  
586
+
CASTIEL
00:31:25,104 --> 00:31:26,370
 
How do you even know --
 
  
587
+
But she didn't choose to be
00:31:26,372 --> 00:31:29,657
+
a Nephilim, so she's innocent.
I have my sources
 
and a cracking research team.
 
  
588
 
00:31:29,659 --> 00:31:31,726
 
[ Chuckles ]
 
When you boys hit a town,
 
  
589
+
METATRON
00:31:31,728 --> 00:31:34,278
 
you tend to leave a mess.
 
  
590
+
Yes, she is.
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,180
+
I told you
Now,
+
it wasn't gonna be easy.
you're probably wondering
+
But if you want to do this,
 +
Castiel,
 +
if you <i>really</i> want to
 +
do this,
 +
you got to ask yourself
 +
what's more important  –
 +
her life or your family?
  
591
 
00:31:36,182 --> 00:31:38,883
 
why my droogs aren't in there
 
giving you the bum's rush,
 
  
592
+
'''INT. BUNKER'''
00:31:38,885 --> 00:31:42,336
 
so let's brass these tacks,
 
shall we?
 
  
593
+
SAM
00:31:42,338 --> 00:31:45,339
 
I'm gonna gut one person
 
every 12 hours
 
  
594
+
So you really think
00:31:45,341 --> 00:31:47,258
+
this will work?
until you bring me
 
the Demon Tablet
 
  
595
 
00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:52,063
 
and stop
 
this whole trials nonsense.
 
  
596
+
DEAN
00:31:52,065 --> 00:31:54,382
 
We don't have the tablet.
 
Kevin took it and --
 
  
597
+
Dude, we got needles.
00:31:54,384 --> 00:31:56,484
+
We got thread.
I took Kevin.
+
We've seen "Young Frankenstein"
 
+
about a thousand times.
598
+
Yeah, we're golden.
00:31:56,486 --> 00:31:59,570
 
Then someone took him back.
 
  
599
+
SAM
00:31:59,572 --> 00:32:02,056
 
Word from the cloud
 
is that it wasn't Heaven.
 
  
600
+
Ugh.
00:32:02,058 --> 00:32:04,025
+
[Sighs ]
So either
+
This is
the cutest little Prophet
+
gonna be disgusting.
  
601
 
00:32:04,027 --> 00:32:05,693
 
in the world
 
is with you two lads,
 
  
602
+
DEAN
00:32:05,695 --> 00:32:09,163
 
or you better find him
 
tout-bloody-suite
 
  
603
+
Uh-huh.
00:32:09,165 --> 00:32:11,866
 
because time,
 
she is a-wasting.
 
  
604
+
== ACT THREE==
00:32:11,868 --> 00:32:16,404
 
About now, you're thinking
 
of ways to stop me.
 
  
605
+
[SAM finishes sewing ABADDON's head back on. After a moment, she wakes up]
00:32:16,406 --> 00:32:21,258
 
You won't be able to, but you'll
 
try because that's what you do.
 
  
606
 
00:32:21,260 --> 00:32:25,162
 
You -- you try.
 
  
607
+
ABADDON
00:32:25,164 --> 00:32:28,432
 
So,
 
time for an object lesson.
 
  
608
+
[cracks her head and sighs in relief]
00:32:28,434 --> 00:32:34,138
 
Indianapolis,
 
the Ivy Motel, room 116.
 
  
609
+
Morning, sunshines.
00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:38,359
 
You have 57 minutes.
 
  
610
 
00:32:45,901 --> 00:32:49,570
 
What's it gonna be,
 
Castiel?
 
  
611
+
DEAN
00:32:56,712 --> 00:32:59,213
 
[ Knock on door ]
 
  
612
+
It worked.
00:33:01,583 --> 00:33:02,733
+
You owe me a beer.
Sarah.
 
  
613
 
00:33:02,735 --> 00:33:04,418
 
Sam?
 
  
614
+
ABADDON
00:33:05,370 --> 00:33:06,670
 
I'm Sarah Blake.
 
  
615
+
And I owe you both
00:33:06,672 --> 00:33:07,805
+
so, so much.
I'm Sam.
+
I can't wait to tear out
 +
those pretty green eyes.
  
616
 
00:33:13,845 --> 00:33:16,380
 
What's going on?
 
  
617
+
SAM
00:33:35,406 --> 00:33:39,292
 
I know what you are.
 
  
618
+
Good luck with that.
00:33:39,294 --> 00:33:41,261
 
I could see your halos.
 
  
619
 
00:33:41,263 --> 00:33:44,715
 
And we know what you are,
 
abomination.
 
  
620
+
DEAN
00:33:44,717 --> 00:33:48,385
 
Please, I'm not.
 
  
621
+
We figured kittydidn't need her claws.
00:33:48,387 --> 00:33:50,554
 
I try to be nice.
 
  
622
 
00:33:50,556 --> 00:33:52,272
 
I just want to live
 
my life.
 
  
623
+
ABADDON
00:33:52,274 --> 00:33:54,924
 
We know.
 
  
624
+
Then I'll stump you to death. It'll be swell.
00:33:56,394 --> 00:33:57,894
 
I am sorry.
 
  
625
 
00:33:59,113 --> 00:34:00,263
 
You will be.
 
  
626
+
[Grunts ]
00:34:01,282 --> 00:34:02,482
 
[ Grunts ]
 
  
627
+
SAM
00:34:05,236 --> 00:34:06,953
 
[ Groans ]
 
  
628
+
Yeah, that's not gonna happen, either. The bullet  –  remember?
00:34:09,991 --> 00:34:11,742
 
[ Grunts ]
 
  
629
 
00:34:14,879 --> 00:34:16,830
 
Having fun?
 
  
630
+
[Gunshot ]
00:34:20,084 --> 00:34:22,385
 
[ Chuckles ]
 
  
631
+
DEAN
00:34:22,387 --> 00:34:24,421
 
[ Grunts ]
 
  
632
+
So you sit there like a good little bitch. We're gonna consecrate the ground, and you're gonna get to fessing up.
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,344
 
[ Grunts ]
 
  
633
 
00:34:31,346 --> 00:34:33,563
 
You want an abomination?
 
  
634
+
ABADDON
00:34:33,565 --> 00:34:35,932
 
I'll show you
 
an abomination.
 
  
635
+
Oh, I know this tune.
00:34:35,934 --> 00:34:38,435
 
[ Choking ]
 
  
636
 
00:34:38,437 --> 00:34:40,353
 
[ Groans ]
 
  
637
+
SAM
00:34:45,076 --> 00:34:46,276
 
[ Body thuds ]
 
  
638
+
I doubt that.
00:34:49,980 --> 00:34:51,698
 
[ Panting ]
 
  
639
 
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:56,019
 
So a demon named Crowley
 
  
640
+
ABADDON
00:34:56,021 --> 00:35:00,924
 
is gonna kill me
 
in...16 minutes.
 
  
641
+
Father Max Thompson, born October 12, 1910. Died August 5, 1958. Who do you think ripped him apart? Word got back to home office that Maxie was messing with things, so we made an example.It wasn't my most artful kill, but it was effective. And bonus  –  before he died, he told me all about Josie Sands. I found her, and I rode her into the Men of Letters.
00:35:00,926 --> 00:35:02,492
 
Sam: No.
 
  
642
+
[Laughs]And what I did to them, that was art.
00:35:02,494 --> 00:35:05,045
 
No, he's not.
 
  
643
 
00:35:05,047 --> 00:35:06,630
 
[ Knock on door ]
 
  
644
+
SAM
00:35:15,807 --> 00:35:17,941
 
Sarah, long time.
 
[ Sighs ]
 
  
645
+
So you know what Max was doing?
00:35:17,943 --> 00:35:20,777
 
What you doing in Indy?
 
  
646
 
00:35:20,779 --> 00:35:25,532
 
I...was scouting
 
an estate sale for my dad.
 
  
647
+
ABADDON
00:35:25,534 --> 00:35:27,534
 
[ Zipper unzips ]
 
  
648
+
Fella screamed the basics... but it'll never work.
00:35:27,536 --> 00:35:29,452
 
Sam: Look, we're gonna put
 
Devil's Traps everywhere --
 
  
649
 
00:35:29,454 --> 00:35:31,154
 
the windows, the door.
 
  
650
+
DEAN
00:35:31,156 --> 00:35:32,823
 
We've got holy water,
 
  
651
+
You keep telling yourself that.
00:35:32,825 --> 00:35:35,458
 
an exorcism ready to play
 
on a loop,
 
  
652
 
00:35:35,460 --> 00:35:39,079
 
and anything that comes
 
through that door --
 
  
653
+
SAMS CELL RINGS WITH THE NUMBER '666'
00:35:39,081 --> 00:35:41,998
 
it's meat.
 
  
654
+
[Cellphone beeps ]
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,051
 
Look,
 
I know this is insane,
 
  
655
 
00:35:45,053 --> 00:35:47,721
 
but insane
 
is kind of what we do.
 
  
656
+
CROWLEY
00:35:47,723 --> 00:35:51,057
 
We'll keep you safe.
 
  
657
+
Hello, boy.
00:35:51,059 --> 00:35:52,976
 
Okay.
 
  
658
 
00:35:52,978 --> 00:35:55,679
 
Okay? That's it?
 
  
659
+
SAM
00:35:55,681 --> 00:35:58,949
 
You've done it before.
 
  
660
+
Crowley.
00:36:13,114 --> 00:36:15,064
 
That's new.
 
  
661
 
00:36:15,066 --> 00:36:17,901
 
Yeah, I...
 
  
662
+
ABADDON
00:36:17,903 --> 00:36:19,235
 
His name is Ian.
 
  
663
+
Crowley? The salesman?
00:36:19,237 --> 00:36:21,705
 
He works
 
search and rescue.
 
  
664
 
00:36:21,707 --> 00:36:24,457
 
Guess I have a type.
 
  
665
+
DEAN
00:36:24,459 --> 00:36:28,295
 
Our daughter, Bess --
 
she'll be one in a month.
 
  
666
+
Try the King of Hell.
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,385
 
That's, uh, great.
 
  
667
 
00:36:35,387 --> 00:36:36,519
 
I mean it.
 
  
668
+
ABADDON
00:36:36,521 --> 00:36:38,722
 
I'm really, uh...
 
  
669
+
This is a joke, right?
00:36:38,724 --> 00:36:40,857
 
I'm really happy for you.
 
  
670
 
00:36:40,859 --> 00:36:44,311
 
Thanks, Sam.
 
  
671
+
[Sighs ]
00:36:50,601 --> 00:36:52,652
 
And what about you?
 
  
672
 
00:36:52,654 --> 00:36:54,821
 
Me?
 
[ Chuckles ]
 
  
673
+
DEAN
00:36:56,007 --> 00:36:58,408
 
Pretty much the same,
 
I guess.
 
  
674
+
Stay.
00:36:58,410 --> 00:36:59,793
 
No, you're not.
 
  
675
 
00:36:59,795 --> 00:37:01,661
 
You're not the same.
 
  
676
+
[Grunts ]
00:37:03,047 --> 00:37:06,066
 
Look, it's been years,
 
  
677
+
[Grunting, breathing heavily ]
00:37:06,068 --> 00:37:10,921
 
and I can't even imagine
 
the things you've been through.
 
  
678
+
ABADDON STARTS LOOKING AROUND AND SEES A BOX CONTAINING HER HANDS AND WILLS ONE OF THEM FROM THE BOX AND MAKES IT COME TOWARD HER
00:37:10,923 --> 00:37:13,390
 
But I don't know.
 
  
679
 
00:37:13,392 --> 00:37:18,178
 
You just seem...more focused,
 
confident, like...
 
  
680
+
SAM
00:37:20,181 --> 00:37:21,948
 
...like you know
 
what you want.
 
  
681
+
Hold on.
00:37:25,102 --> 00:37:26,736
 
You grew up, Sam.
 
  
682
 
00:37:26,738 --> 00:37:28,188
 
[ Chuckles ]
 
  
683
+
[Cellphone beeps ]
00:37:30,474 --> 00:37:32,409
 
I <i>do</i> miss the old haircut,
 
though.
 
  
684
+
How'd you get this number?
00:37:32,411 --> 00:37:34,277
 
[ Both laugh ]
 
  
685
 
00:37:34,279 --> 00:37:37,146
 
[ Phone rings ]
 
  
686
+
Crowley V.O
00:37:37,148 --> 00:37:39,449
 
[ Phone beeps ]
 
  
687
+
Ah, first things first  –  what are you wearing?
00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:43,503
 
Crowley.
 
  
688
 
00:37:43,505 --> 00:37:44,921
 
Five...
 
  
689
+
DEAN
00:37:44,923 --> 00:37:46,256
 
Four...
 
  
690
+
Oh, okay, hanging up now. Hang up.
00:37:46,258 --> 00:37:48,675
 
Trios...
 
  
691
 
00:37:48,677 --> 00:37:49,759
 
Zwei...
 
  
692
+
Crowley V.O
00:37:50,611 --> 00:37:51,628
 
...uno.
 
  
693
+
Fine. This isn't a social call. I was wondering. You lads been reading the papers, say, <i>Denver Times</i> from yesterday? No? Well, you should. It's side-splitting.
00:37:52,797 --> 00:37:56,165
 
[ Gagging ]
 
  
694
 
00:37:59,670 --> 00:38:01,054
 
Sarah! Hey!
 
  
695
+
[Creaks ]
00:38:01,056 --> 00:38:03,690
 
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
 
Can you hear me?
 
  
696
+
What the hell  –  I'm sexting you an address. Check it out. Then we'll talk. Cheerio.
00:38:03,692 --> 00:38:04,924
 
Sarah!
 
  
697
 
00:38:04,926 --> 00:38:08,177
 
She's dying, and there's
 
nothing you can do about it.
 
  
698
+
SAM
00:38:08,179 --> 00:38:09,345
 
You son of a bitch!
 
  
699
+
Wait, what? Crowley?
00:38:09,347 --> 00:38:11,698
 
Son of a witch, actually.
 
  
700
 
00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:13,616
 
My mommy taught me
 
a few tricks.
 
  
701
+
[Cellphone beeps ]
00:38:13,618 --> 00:38:17,070
 
It's a spell.
 
Find the hex bag.
 
  
702
+
ABADDON IS WILLING HER HAND TOWARD HER AND MAKES IT JUMP UNTO HER SHOULDER MAKING IT REACH INTO HER MOUTH AND TAKE OUT THE BULLET
00:38:17,072 --> 00:38:19,706
 
I thought of sending in
 
a few of my bruisers,
 
  
703
 
00:38:19,708 --> 00:38:22,409
 
really letting them
 
go to town.
 
  
704
+
DEAN
00:38:22,411 --> 00:38:26,029
 
But then, well, trial one
 
was kill a Hellhound.
 
  
705
+
Here it is. Vic's name is Tommy Collins. Tommy. Why do I know that name?
00:38:26,031 --> 00:38:29,249
 
Trial two was rescue a soul
 
from the pit.
 
  
706
 
00:38:29,251 --> 00:38:33,837
 
So, from here on, I'm gonna
 
keep everything hell-related --
 
  
707
+
SAM
00:38:33,839 --> 00:38:36,539
 
demons, et cetera --
 
away from you.
 
  
708
+
Well, Tommy Collins, we saved him from a Wendigo like forever ago.
00:38:36,541 --> 00:38:38,008
 
Safe side and all that --
 
  
709
 
00:38:38,010 --> 00:38:42,178
 
plus, I just thought
 
it seemed fitting.
 
  
710
+
DEAN
00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:46,649
 
From what I understand, Sammy
 
took that bird's breath away.
 
  
711
+
Okay, and, what, you think that Crowley blew his head off? Well, what are we dealing with here? Some sort of Demon-Wendigo team-up?
00:38:48,019 --> 00:38:49,886
 
What's the line?
 
  
712
 
00:38:49,888 --> 00:38:54,824
 
Saving people, hunting things --
 
the family business.
 
  
713
+
SAM
00:38:54,826 --> 00:38:58,161
 
Well,
 
I think the people you save,
 
  
714
+
Uh, no clue.
00:38:58,163 --> 00:39:03,033
 
they're how you justify
 
your pathetic little lives.
 
  
715
 
00:39:03,035 --> 00:39:06,569
 
The alcoholism,
 
the collateral damage,
 
  
716
+
DEAN
00:39:06,571 --> 00:39:08,872
 
the pain you've caused --
 
  
717
+
All right, well, we'll pour one out for Tommy later. As far as Crowley goes, screw him. We got everything we need to put him in a permanent time-out.
00:39:08,874 --> 00:39:12,292
 
the one thing that allows you
 
to sleep at night,
 
  
718
 
00:39:12,294 --> 00:39:16,730
 
the one thing is knowing
 
that these folks are out there,
 
  
719
+
DEAN AND SAM WALK BACK INTO THE ROOM TO FIND ABADDON MISSING
00:39:16,732 --> 00:39:21,751
 
still out there happy
 
and healthy because of you,
 
  
720
+
No.
00:39:21,753 --> 00:39:25,188
+
No! No! No! No! She's gone. She's  –  son of a bitch!
you great, big,
 
bloody heroes.
 
  
721
 
00:39:25,190 --> 00:39:27,440
 
Hey! Hey! Hey!
 
You're gonna be okay.
 
  
722
+
SAM
00:39:27,442 --> 00:39:29,225
 
Sarah?
 
They're your life's work,
 
  
723
+
PICKS A BULLET OFF THE FLOOR THAT WAS ETCHED WITH A PENTAGRAM
00:39:29,227 --> 00:39:33,930
 
and I'm going to rip it apart
 
piece by piece
 
  
724
+
Dean, Dean!
00:39:33,932 --> 00:39:37,283
 
because I can,
 
  
725
 
00:39:37,285 --> 00:39:40,570
 
because you can't stop me,
 
  
726
+
[Cellphone chimes ]
00:39:40,572 --> 00:39:43,823
 
and because
 
when they're all gone,
 
  
727
+
SAM
00:39:43,825 --> 00:39:45,708
 
what will you have left?
 
  
728
+
It's a text message from Crowley  –  an address in Prosperity, Indiana.
00:39:45,710 --> 00:39:47,710
 
No. No, no, no.
 
  
729
 
00:39:47,712 --> 00:39:49,963
 
No.
 
  
730
+
DEAN
00:39:49,965 --> 00:39:50,997
+
Prosperity? Didn't we work a case there? Yeah, yeah, the one with the witches and the baked goods. So what? He's going after somebody there now?
No, please, no.
 
  
731
 
00:39:50,999 --> 00:39:53,967
 
You want to keep those people
 
alive.
 
  
732
+
SAM
00:39:53,969 --> 00:39:57,003
 
I want complete
 
and utter surrender.
 
  
733
+
I don't know. We got to check it out.
00:39:57,005 --> 00:40:00,256
 
The tablet, the trials --
 
you'll give them up,
 
  
734
 
00:40:00,258 --> 00:40:03,159
 
or we'll keep doing
 
this dance.
 
  
735
+
DEAN
00:40:03,161 --> 00:40:05,795
 
Your choice, my darlings.
 
  
736
+
Well, you know it's a trap.
00:40:08,632 --> 00:40:10,817
 
[ Breathing heavily ]
 
  
737
 
00:40:31,622 --> 00:40:34,457
 
[ Breathing heavily ]
 
  
738
+
SAM
00:40:45,769 --> 00:40:47,070
 
You okay?
 
  
739
+
Of course it's a trap. But a trap means demons, and we could use one right now.
00:40:50,374 --> 00:40:54,577
+
 
What do you think?
+
 
 +
'''PROSPERITY, INDIANA'''
 +
 
 +
 
 +
[Engine shuts off ]
 +
 
 +
[Door hinges creak ]
 +
 
 +
[Light switch clicks ]
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Sam.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
Is that...Jenny?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
THEY FLASH BACK TO WHEN THEY SAVED HER
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
You were a great gal, Jenny Klein.
  
740
 
00:40:54,579 --> 00:40:56,946
 
Look, I know
 
it's bad right now, okay,
 
  
741
+
[Cellphone rings ]
00:40:56,948 --> 00:40:58,131
 
but we stick to the plan.
 
  
742
+
Crowley V.O
00:40:58,133 --> 00:40:59,098
+
 
We shut down Hell.
+
Hey.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
What the hell are you doing, Crowley?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY
 +
 
 +
Oh, Moosie, isn't it obvious? I'm killing everyone you've ever saved  –  the damsels in distress, the innocent whippersnappers, the would-be vampire chow  –  all of them.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
How do you even know  –
 +
 
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY
 +
 
 +
I have my sources and a cracking research team.
 +
 
 +
[Chuckles ]
 +
When you boys hit a town, you tend to leave a mess. Now, you're probably wondering why my droogs aren't in there giving you the bum's rush, so let's brass these tacks, shall we? I'm gonna gut one person every 12 hours until you bring me the Demon Tablet  and stop this whole trials nonsense.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
We don't have the tablet. Kevin took it and  –
 +
 
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY
 +
 
 +
I took Kevin. Then someone took him back. Word from the cloud is that it wasn't Heaven. So either the cutest little Prophet in the world is with you two lads,
 +
or you better find him tout-bloody-suite because time, she is a-wasting. About now, you're thinking of ways to stop me. You won't be able to, but you'll
 +
try because that's what you do. You  –  you try. So, time for an object lesson. Indianapolis, the Ivy Motel, room 116. You have 57 minutes.
 +
 
 +
[RECIEVER CLICKS ]
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN AND SAM LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND RUN TO THE MOTEL
 +
 
 +
 
 +
AT ANOTHER MOTEL UNDER A TREE
 +
 
 +
 
 +
METATRON
 +
 
 +
What's it gonna be, Castiel?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
[Knock on door ]
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
Sarah.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SARAH
 +
 
 +
Sam?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
[FLASHBACK]
 +
'''I'm Sarah Blake. I'm Sam.'''
 +
 
 +
What's going on?
 +
 
 +
== ACT FOUR==
 +
 
 +
WOMAN
 +
 
 +
I know what you are. I could see your halos.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
METATRON
 +
 
 +
And we know what you are - Abomination.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
WOMAN
 +
 
 +
Please, I'm not. I try to be nice. I just want to live my life.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
CASTIEL
 +
 
 +
We know. I am sorry.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
WOMAN
 +
 
 +
You will be.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SHE GRABS CASTIEL AND THROWS HIM AT THE FENCE, HIS BLADE IN HAND AS IT CLATTERS TO THE GROUND
 +
[CASTIEL Cries out as he Grunts and Groans ]
 +
 
 +
 
 +
HER EYE'S GLOW WHITE AS SHE GRABS HIM AGAIN AND THROWS HIM AT A NEARBY DUMPSTER
 +
 
 +
 
 +
[CASTIEL Cries out again and Grunts a bit in pain. breathing heavily ]
 +
 
 +
 
 +
WOMAN
 +
 
 +
Having fun?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
[Chuckles ]
 +
 
 +
METATRON GRABS THE LADY BY HER COLLAR AND PUNCHES HER FACE, BUT SMIRKED AS SHE GRABBED HIM AND THREW HIM OVER THE BENCH AND HIT THE FENCE
 +
 
 +
 
 +
[Grunts ]
 +
 
 +
WOMAN
 +
 
 +
You want an abomination?
 +
 
 +
I'll show you an abomination.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
[METATRON IS Choking as Castiel stabs her in the neck ]
 +
 
 +
[The woman Groans as the angel blade goes through her neck ]
 +
 
 +
[Body thuds ]
 +
 
 +
[Panting ]
 +
 
 +
 
 +
CASTIEL HAS AN EXPRESSION OF UNCERTAINTY
 +
 
 +
 
 +
'''INT IVY MOTEL'''
 +
 
 +
SARAH
 +
 
 +
So a demon named Crowley is gonna kill me in...16 minutes.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
No. No, he's not.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
[Knock on door ]
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Sarah, long time.
 +
[Sighs as he is lugging BAGS ]
 +
 
 +
What you doing in Indy?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
[SETS STUFF ON FLOOR]
 +
 
 +
SARAH
 +
 
 +
I...was scouting an estate sale for my dad.
 +
 
 +
[Zipper unzips ]
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
OH, HMM..
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
Look, we're gonna put Devil's Traps everywhere  –  the windows, the door. We've got holy water, an exorcism ready to play on a loop, and anything that comes through that door  –  it's meat. Look, I know this is insane, but insane is kind of what we do. We'll keep you safe.
 +
 
 +
SARAH
 +
 
 +
Okay.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Okay? That's it?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SARAH
 +
 
 +
You've done it before.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN IS SPRAYING WARDS ON THE WINDOWS
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
That's new.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SARAH
 +
 
 +
Yeah, I... His name is Ian. He works search and rescue. Guess I have a type. Our daughter, Bess  –  she'll be one in a month.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
That's, uh, great. I mean it. I'm really, uh... I'm really happy for you.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SARAH
 +
 
 +
Thanks, Sam. And what about you?
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
Me?
 +
[Chuckles ]
 +
 
 +
Pretty much the same,
 +
I guess.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SARAH
 +
 
 +
No, you're not. You're not the same. Look, it's been years, and I can't even imagine the things you've been through. But I don't know. You just seem...more focused, confident, like... ...like you know what you want. You grew up, Sam.
 +
 
 +
[Chuckles ]
 +
 
 +
SARAH
 +
 
 +
I <i>do</i> miss the old haircut,
 +
though.
 +
 
 +
[Both laugh ]
 +
 
 +
 
 +
[Phone rings ]
 +
 
 +
[Phone beeps ]
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Crowley.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY
 +
 
 +
Five... Four... Trios... Zwei... ...uno.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SARAH
 +
 
 +
[Gagging ]
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
Sarah! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Can you hear me? Sarah!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY
 +
 
 +
She's dying, and there's nothing you can do about it.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
You son of a bitch!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY
 +
 
 +
Son of a witch, actually. My mommy taught me a few tricks.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
It's a spell. Find the hex bag.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY
 +
 
 +
I thought of sending in a few of my bruisers, really letting them go to town. But then, well, trial one was kill a Hellhound. Trial two was rescue a soul
 +
from the pit. So, from here on, I'm gonna keep everything hell-related  –  demons, et cetera  –  away from you. Safe side and all that  –  plus, I just thought
 +
it seemed fitting. From what I understand, Sammy took that bird's breath away. What's the line? "Saving people, hunting things  –  the family business." Well,
 +
I think the people you save, they're how you justify your pathetic little lives. The alcoholism, the collateral damage, the pain you've caused  –  the one thing that allows you to sleep at night, the one thing is knowing that these folks are out there, still out there happy and healthy because of you, you great, big, bloody heroes!
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
Hey! Hey! Hey! You're gonna be okay.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY
 +
 
 +
Sarah? They're your life's work, and I'm going to rip it apart piece by piece because I can, because you can't stop me, and because when they're all gone, what will you have left?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
No. No, no, no. No. No, please, no.
 +
 
 +
[SARAH dies]
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY
 +
 
 +
You want to keep those people alive. I want complete and utter surrender. The tablet, the trials  –  you'll give them up, or we'll keep doing this dance. Your choice, my darlings.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
[HE HANGS UP THE PHONE ]
 +
 
 +
 
 +
[DEAN THROWS THE PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM AND IT BREAKS, THE HEX BAG COMES TUMBLING OUT
 +
 
 +
 
 +
[Breathing heavily ]
 +
 
 +
[Breathing heavily ]
 +
 
 +
== ACT FIVE==
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
You okay?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
 +
 
 +
What do you think?
 +
 
 +
 
 +
DEAN
 +
 
 +
Look, I know
 +
it's bad right now, okay,
 +
but we stick to the plan.
 +
We shut down Hell.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
SAM
  
743
 
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:00,950
 
 
How, exactly?
 
How, exactly?
 +
  
 
DEAN
 
DEAN
  
We get a demon --
+
We get a demon
  
  

Revision as of 05:41, 30 July 2016


SUPERNATURAL

8.22 Clip Show

Written by: Andrew Dabb

Directed by: Thomas J. Wright

Air Date: May 8, 2013

TEASER

Lost Creek, Colorado

INT. CABIN - NIGHT

GIRL

I can't believe you finally came up here with me.


TOMMY COLLINS

Why wouldn't I?


SHELLY

I love this place. It's like...I can breathe, you know?


Tommy [chuckles] you okay?

TOMMY (AT THE WINDOW)

Aah! Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.


[Creature growls ]


Did you hear that?

SHELLY

What?


TOMMY

The growl?


SHELLY

No.Maybe it's a bear.


TOMMY

[Creature growls ]

Shelly, get back!


SHELLY

Baby, what is wrong?


TOMMY

It's not a bear. It's a Wendigo. Hide in the bedroom. Right now. Hide, Shelly!


SHELLY

Tommy, I don't hear anything.


TOMMY GETS A GAS CANISTER FROM HIS BAG


SHELLY

What are you doing?

TOMMY

I'm gonna light his ugly ass on fire. Get back.


[Creature growls ]


TOMMY CLUTCHES AT HIS HEAD

Aah!


[Growling continues ]


SHELLY

What's...H-happening?

[Crying]


TOMMY'S HEAD EXPLODES


Tommy!

ACT ONE

INT. BUNKER

SAM

Please tell me that's everything.


DEAN Yeah.

[Chuckles ]


No, not even close. You see, the Men of Letters kept files on every demonic possession for the last 300 years, I mean, we've got Borden, Lizzy, all the way to Crane, Ichabod.

SAM


Aah.


DEAN

How you feeling?


SAM

Honestly, um... My, uh, my whole body hurts. I feel nauseous and like I'm starving at the same time, and everything smells like rotting meat.


DEAN

I've had that hangover. Jaeger, man. Maybe you should, uh, take a break, get some air.


SAM

Dean, the only thing that's gonna make me feel better is finishing this.


DEAN

All right. Well, I'll go get you some grub, keep your strength up.


DEAN LEAVES


CASTIEL ENTERS


CASTIEL

Morning.

DEAN BRUSHES HIM OFF, CAS LOOKING A BIT HURT

I like this bunker. It's orderly.


SAM

Oh, give us a few months. Dean wants to get a ping-pong table.


CASTIEL

I've heard of that. It's a game, right?

[Groans ]


SAM

Are you okay?


CASTIEL

My wound isn't healing as quickly as I'd hoped... But I am getting better. And you're getting worse.


SAM

Well, two trials down, one to go.


CASTIEL

And the final test, do you – you know what it is?


SAM

I have to cure a demon.


CASTIEL

Of what? [Chuckles]


SAM

That's what we're trying to figure out.


DEAN RETURNS WITH A PLATE


DEAN

Soup's on. There we go.


DEAN SIPS THE OPEN BEER


I think this is, uh... Oh, it's still good.


SAM

A half-drunk beer, jerky, and three peanut-butter cups?


DEAN

Yeah, we're – we're running a little low. I'll make a run.


CASTIEL

Dean, I can go with you.


A FEW SECONDS PASS BEFORE SPEAKING AGAIN

Dean. I'm sorry.


DEAN

For what?


CASTIEL

For everything.


DEAN

Everything? Like, uh... Like ignoring us?


CASTIEL

Yes.


DEAN

Or like bolting off with the Angel Tablet, then losing it 'cause you didn't trust me? You didn't trust me.


CASTIEL

Yes.


DEAN

Yeah. Nah, that's not gonna cut it. Not this time. So you can take your little apology and you cram it up your ass.


CASTIEL

Dean, I thought I was doing the right thing.


DEAN

Yeah, you always do.


SAM

[Clears throat ]

Hey, uh, do we have a room 7B?


INT. ROOM 7B IN THE BUNKER. IT IS FILLED WITH ARCHIVE FILES


SAM

Dude, go easy on Cas, okay. He's one of the good guys.


DEAN

Dude, if anybody else – I mean anybody – pulled that kind of crap, I would stab them in their neck on principle. Why should I give him a free pass?


SAM

Because it's Cas.


DEAN

What are we supposed to be looking for down here?


SAM

Um, anything on case 1138. It was a class 5 infernal event – St. Louis, March 8, 1957.


DEAN

"Class 5 infernal event"?


SAM

Yeah. See, the Letters have this whole rating system. "The Exorcist" would have been a class 2.


DEAN

All right, so, what makes this puppet show so special?


SAM

It was weird.


DEAN

Weird how?


SAM

No clue. One of the files just had a note written in the margin about room 7B and the word "weird" with three exclamation points.


DEAN

Good times.


SAM

Yeah. Got it.


DEAN

Sammy, check this out.

DEAN PUSHES BACK TO SETS OF SHELVES TO REVEAL AN AREA WITH A DEVILS TRAP ON THE FLOOR AND MANACLES ON THE WALLS

DEAN

Whoa.


SAM

Is that a Devil's Trap? It takes up half the room. These chains – they have spellwork etched into them.


DEAN

So we have a dungeon. Finally! What do you got there?


SAM

Movie night?


INT DARKENED ROOM WITH MOVIE PROJECTOR SET UP. IT STARTS PLAYING AN OLD BALCK AND WHITE HOME MOVIE. [Projector clicking ]


JOSIE

Simon, we're filming.


SIMON

Um, hello, world.


JOSIE

So this new ritual we're going to see, This new type of exorcism,h-how does it work?


SIMON I don't know. It's my first time.


SAM

Wait,is that Abaddon?


Woman:

WOMAN IS HEARD FAINTLY WHIMPERING


DEAN

It's not killy enough.


SAM

It's got to be the, uh, the chick she possessed.


WOMAN

[Screaming ] [Grunting ]


FATHER THOMPSON

Hurry. We must do it now.


WOMAN

[Screaming, grunting ]

Dead! They're all dead! Everyone you ever loved...


SAM

Hey, those chains look exactly like the ones in our dungeon.


Castiel LOOKS AT SAM A BIT SURPRISED

CASTIEL

In your what?


DEAN

Demon on a leash – cool.


WOMAN

[Screaming, grunting continue ]

Aah! Aah! Aah!

[Screaming ]


FATHER THOMPSON AND SIMON

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus... hanc animam redintegra...


WOMAN

[Grunts ]


FATHER THOMPSON AND SIMON

Lustra!


SCREEN GOES WHITE AND THE BODY OF THE WOMAN FALLS TO THE FLOOR DEAD HER HEART MISSING

[Cracking ]


JOSIE

She's dead.


FATHER THOMPSON AND SIMON

[Coughing ]


JOSIE

Where's the demon?


FATHER THOMPSON

Stop filming.


JOSIE

What happened?


FATHER THOMSON

Will you just stop?!


[Projector clicks and stops ]

DEAN

Well, that was weird... With three exclamation points.


SAM

That wasn't a normal exorcism. They changed the words.


CASTIEL

I believe "lustra" is Latin for wash or cleanse.


DEAN

Oh, yeah, 'cause that was the most freaky thing was the vocabulary. What about the bloody high five or the chest burster? Anything else on the film, like director's commentary, sequel, maybe?


SAM

Yeah, listen to this. The older priest, Max Thompson, bit the dust in '58, but the younger one is still alive and still in St. Louis.


DEAN

Think this kind of weird is worth the drive?


SAM

Dean, everything in those folders – the possessions, the deals, all of it – we've seen that before, but that – That was all new. Yeah, it's worth the drive.


DEAN

All right. Let's roll.

CASTIEL STANDS UP

DEAN

Not you.


CASTIEL

Sam is more damaged than I am.


DEAN

Yeah, well, you know, even banged up, Sammy comes through.


CASTIEL

Dean, I just want to help.


DEAN

We don't need your help. Just stay here and – and get better.


INT CHURCH. ST LOUIS


FATHER SIMON

Father Thompson had some unorthodox ideas, which is why the Men of Letters were interested.


DEAN

Unorthodox how?

SAM

What exactly do you mean, "saved"?


FATHER SIMON

A demon is a human soul, twisted and corrupted by its time in Hell. Father Thompson believed that you could wash that taint away and restore their humanity.


DEAN

So, what, they just stay in whatever schmuck they're possessing and – and get a ticket upstairs?


FATHER SIMON

I wish I knew.


SAM

Okay, but this – this ritual... Can cure a demon?


FATHER SIMON

I suppose, if it worked, but that night, something went terribly wrong. The Demon escaped into the world, and that poor old woman... It was horrible. I know father Thompson kept trying. There were other possessions, experiments, but I couldn't face that – not again. And then, a few months later... He was dead.

DEAN

How'd that happen?

FATHER SIMON

Something tore him apart.

SAM

Did he keep any, uh [Coughs] Did he keep records or – [coughing] Uh [clears throat] do you have a-a bathroom, maybe?

FATHER SIMON POINTS TO THE BACK OF THE CHURCH

Thanks.

FATHER SIMON

Is he all right?

DEAN

Uh, no, padre. He's...pretty damn far from all right. That's why we're here.

FATHER SIMON

I don't understand.

DEAN

Well, short story is, uh, Sammy there is gonna take whatever shredded your friend and every other black-eyed bitch out there, and he's gonna get rid of them for good.


FATHER SIMON

He is? In his condition?


DEAN

Father, over the past couple of months, I've seen him do crap that I didn't even think was possible. I mean, sure, he's miserable and he's hurting, but you know what? There's not a doubt in my mind that he's gonna cross that finish line – not one. So, will you help us?


FATHER SIMON

I'll get Father Thompson's things for you.


DEAN

Thank you.

INTERIOR. MINIMART. CASTIEL IS SHOPPING PICKING UP ITEMS WHICH ARE DEAN'S FAVOURITES - JERKY, HIS FAVOURITE PORN MAGAZINE, BEER, TOILET PAPER... THE CLERK FOLLOWS HIM AROUND AS HE KNOCKS THINGS OVER REPEATING "DUDE!

CASTIEL

I – I have money.


CASTIEL GETS TO THE REGISTER HE LOOKS AT A SMALL PIE STAND

Where's the pie?


CHRIS THE ATTENDANT

I think we're out.


CASTIEL

You don't understand.


CASTIEL GRABS THE ATTENDANT

I. NEED. PIE

[SOUND OF WINGS RUSTLING]

METATRON

Put the virgin down, Castiel. We need to talk.

ACT TWO

CASTIEL

You're Metatron? The Metatron?


METATRON

Yes. In public, it's Marv.


CASTIEL

Marv.


METATRON

And you're Castiel. Kevin Tran told me about you.


CASTIEL

He did?

METATRON

Yeah. According to him, you and I have a lot in common. We're both free thinkers. We're both on heaven's most wanted list. I thought we could socialize, maybe grab a bite.


CASTIEL

I'm sorry – we can...What?


METATRON

Look, I've been on sabbatical. I'm trying to play catch-up, but I have to talk to somebody about what's going on back home.


CASTIEL

And by home, you mean heaven?


METATRON

Right. I've been looking around, crawling through a few divine nooks and crannies, and from what I can see, without the Archangels, it's a mess up there. Open warfare.


CASTIEL

I thought Naomi was running things now.


METATRON

Is that what she told you? I mean, Naomi's a player – don't get me wrong – just one of many. There are factions upon factions, all fighting, betraying each other. It's just a matter of time before they start ripping each other apart. It's all broken.


CASTIEL

I know, I'm the one who broke it. There was a time when I thought I could lead our people, but I was mistaken. I spilled so much blood. And I've tried to atone for my sins and I did penance. And I [sighs] betrayed my friends to protect our secrets, but I've just failed. And now –


METATRON

Look, I know. But now the angels – heaven – need someone to come to the rescue. They need us.

CASTIEL

Us?


METATRON

Yeah. Just – just picture it. We ride to the rescue, save the day – make a great story. Look, the angels are like a big, dysfunctional family. We need to lock them all in a room until we work these problems out – all the factions, you, me –

CASTIEL

What, like a big family meeting?


METATRON

Exactly. which is why we have to shut down heaven.


CASTIEL

What?


METATRON

Do you like crepes?


CASTIEL

Wait –


METATRON

Eugenie's in Ojai makes the greatest caramel apple crepes.


METATRON DISAPPEARS


CASTIEL

Metatron – Marv.


INT. BUNKER

SAM

I can't find Cas. You think he blew town?


DEAN

Sounds like him. So it turns out that, uh, Father Thompson recorded all of his demon-cure tests. This one here, this was the last one – two days before he died.


DEAN STARTS PLAYING THE RECORDING


FATHER THOMPSON

The date is August 3, 1958. This is trial 19, hour 1. My subject is Peter Kent. Mr. Kent is the father of two young sons, and three weeks ago, he was possessed by a demon. I'm going to ask you a question now. When you crawled into Mr. Kent and ate his children, how did it feel?


PETER KENT

Orgasmic. [Snarls ] Aah! [Groans ]


FATHER THOMPSON

The first dose has been administered.


DEAN

Do we know what padre was dosing number-one dad up with?


PETER KENT

[Snarling]


SAM

Uh, yeah, his own purified blood.


DEAN

Purified how?


SAM

Before he started, Father Thompson went to confession.


FATHER THOMPSON

This is trial 19, hour 2


PETER KENT

[Snarling ]


FATHER THOMPSON

When you ate his children, how did it feel?


PETER KENT

Stringy! Aah!


FATHER THOMPSON

The second dose, has been administered Hour 4


FATHER THOMPSON

When you ate his children –


PETER KENT

Kiss my ass!


FATHER THOMPSON

How did it feel?


PETER KENT

Soft. Aaaah!


FATHER THOMPSON

The sixth dose has been administered


PETER KENT

Stop.


FATHER THOMPSON

How...


PETER KENT

Please.

Aah!


FATHER THOMPSON

...did it...


PETER KENT

Aah! Aah!


FATHER THOMPSON

...feel?


PETER KENT

Stop!!


[Breathing heavily]

FATHER THOMPSON

Hour 8, the subject is prepped.


PETER KENT

Aah! Aah!


[Breathing heavily ]

FATHER THOMPSON

Exorcizamus te,omnis immundus spiritus.

Hanc animam redintegra,

lustra! Lustra!


FATHER THOMPSON

When you ate his children, how did it feel?


PETER KENT

They were screaming...and I laughed. Why did I laugh? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. God, I was a monster.


FATHER THOMPSON

But now you are a man again. And you have been saved.


SAM

Did he just... Cure a demon?


DEAN

Maybe.


SAM [Exhales softly ]


DEAN

Could we take this hoodoo on a test drive?


SAM

Um, I mean, I have the exorcism right here. All we need is the blood, consecrated ground, and a demon.

So, what? We summon a demon, trap it –


DEAN

Or – or we use one that we've already tagged.

Do we still have dad's old army field surgeon's kit?


SAM

It's in the trunk. Why?


DEAN

Yeah, I think it's time we put humpty dumpty back together again.


INT A SMALL CAFE

[SOUND OF FEATHERS RUSTLING ]

CASTIEL

Why did you leave?


METATRON I can't have this conversation on an empty stomach.


WAITRESS

Here you go.


METATRON

Thank you.


WAITRESS

[TURNS TO CASTIEL ]

Can I get you anything?


CASTIEL

Coffee, please.


WAITRESS

Sure. Cool coat.


CASTIEL

No,it's actually quite warm.


WAITRESS

Cute and funny – okay.


METATRON

I should have picked a better-looking vessel.


CASTIEL

What did you mean, we can shut down Heaven?


METATRON

Oh, you know, the trials – God's little"pull in case of emergency"

the Leviathans get out of control, you put them in Purgatory.

Demons get a little too demonic, toss 'em into Hell.

Angels get uppity, slam the pearly gates.


CASTIEL

Are you saying you know the trials to close heaven?


METATRON

I wrote 'em down. It's not something you forget.

Look, I think a little alone time would be good for the angels.

At the very least, it would s –

[dog barking in distance ]

It would stop the fighting up there from spilling out down here,

which will happen. It always does.


CASTIEL

You're gonna complete these tests?


METATRON

No. I can't. I am a pencil pusher, always have been. I'm not strong enough. But you – you are a warrior. I've got the plan. You've got the muscle. We can do this. Heaven needs your help, Castiel.

CASTIEL

I am the one that caused these problems.

I should be the one to fix them.

METATRON

But you understand this is, um, not going to be easy.

CASTIEL

I understand.


METATRON

No, you don't. See our waitress? She's the first trial – got to cut her heart out.

CASTIEL

What? No, she's... She's just a girl.


METATRON

No, she isn't. She's a Nephilim, an abomination.


CASTIEL

She's the offspring of an angel and a human? I thought that wasn't allowed.


METATRON

It's not. There's only one on Earth, and you are looking at it.


CASTIEL

But she didn't choose to be a Nephilim, so she's innocent.


METATRON

Yes, she is. I told you it wasn't gonna be easy. But if you want to do this, Castiel, if you really want to do this, you got to ask yourself what's more important – her life or your family?


INT. BUNKER

SAM

So you really think this will work?


DEAN

Dude, we got needles. We got thread. We've seen "Young Frankenstein" about a thousand times. Yeah, we're golden.

SAM

Ugh. [Sighs ] This is gonna be disgusting.


DEAN

Uh-huh.

ACT THREE

[SAM finishes sewing ABADDON's head back on. After a moment, she wakes up]


ABADDON

[cracks her head and sighs in relief]

Morning, sunshines.


DEAN

It worked. You owe me a beer.


ABADDON

And I owe you both so, so much. I can't wait to tear out those pretty green eyes.


SAM

Good luck with that.


DEAN

We figured kittydidn't need her claws.


ABADDON

Then I'll stump you to death. It'll be swell.


[Grunts ]

SAM

Yeah, that's not gonna happen, either. The bullet – remember?


[Gunshot ]

DEAN

So you sit there like a good little bitch. We're gonna consecrate the ground, and you're gonna get to fessing up.


ABADDON

Oh, I know this tune.


SAM

I doubt that.


ABADDON

Father Max Thompson, born October 12, 1910. Died August 5, 1958. Who do you think ripped him apart? Word got back to home office that Maxie was messing with things, so we made an example.It wasn't my most artful kill, but it was effective. And bonus – before he died, he told me all about Josie Sands. I found her, and I rode her into the Men of Letters.

[Laughs]And what I did to them, that was art.


SAM

So you know what Max was doing?


ABADDON

Fella screamed the basics... but it'll never work.


DEAN

You keep telling yourself that.


SAMS CELL RINGS WITH THE NUMBER '666'

[Cellphone beeps ]


CROWLEY

Hello, boy.


SAM

Crowley.


ABADDON

Crowley? The salesman?


DEAN

Try the King of Hell.


ABADDON

This is a joke, right?


[Sighs ]


DEAN

Stay.


[Grunts ]

[Grunting, breathing heavily ]

ABADDON STARTS LOOKING AROUND AND SEES A BOX CONTAINING HER HANDS AND WILLS ONE OF THEM FROM THE BOX AND MAKES IT COME TOWARD HER


SAM

Hold on.


[Cellphone beeps ]

How'd you get this number?


Crowley V.O

Ah, first things first – what are you wearing?


DEAN

Oh, okay, hanging up now. Hang up.


Crowley V.O

Fine. This isn't a social call. I was wondering. You lads been reading the papers, say, Denver Times from yesterday? No? Well, you should. It's side-splitting.


[Creaks ]

What the hell – I'm sexting you an address. Check it out. Then we'll talk. Cheerio.


SAM

Wait, what? Crowley?


[Cellphone beeps ]

ABADDON IS WILLING HER HAND TOWARD HER AND MAKES IT JUMP UNTO HER SHOULDER MAKING IT REACH INTO HER MOUTH AND TAKE OUT THE BULLET


DEAN

Here it is. Vic's name is Tommy Collins. Tommy. Why do I know that name?


SAM

Well, Tommy Collins, we saved him from a Wendigo like forever ago.


DEAN

Okay, and, what, you think that Crowley blew his head off? Well, what are we dealing with here? Some sort of Demon-Wendigo team-up?


SAM

Uh, no clue.


DEAN

All right, well, we'll pour one out for Tommy later. As far as Crowley goes, screw him. We got everything we need to put him in a permanent time-out.


DEAN AND SAM WALK BACK INTO THE ROOM TO FIND ABADDON MISSING

No. No! No! No! No! She's gone. She's – son of a bitch!


SAM

PICKS A BULLET OFF THE FLOOR THAT WAS ETCHED WITH A PENTAGRAM

Dean, Dean!


[Cellphone chimes ]

SAM

It's a text message from Crowley – an address in Prosperity, Indiana.


DEAN Prosperity? Didn't we work a case there? Yeah, yeah, the one with the witches and the baked goods. So what? He's going after somebody there now?


SAM

I don't know. We got to check it out.


DEAN

Well, you know it's a trap.


SAM

Of course it's a trap. But a trap means demons, and we could use one right now.


PROSPERITY, INDIANA


[Engine shuts off ]

[Door hinges creak ]

[Light switch clicks ]


DEAN

Sam.


SAM

Is that...Jenny?


THEY FLASH BACK TO WHEN THEY SAVED HER


DEAN You were a great gal, Jenny Klein.


[Cellphone rings ]

Crowley V.O

Hey.


SAM

What the hell are you doing, Crowley?


CROWLEY

Oh, Moosie, isn't it obvious? I'm killing everyone you've ever saved – the damsels in distress, the innocent whippersnappers, the would-be vampire chow – all of them.


DEAN How do you even know –


CROWLEY

I have my sources and a cracking research team.

[Chuckles ] When you boys hit a town, you tend to leave a mess. Now, you're probably wondering why my droogs aren't in there giving you the bum's rush, so let's brass these tacks, shall we? I'm gonna gut one person every 12 hours until you bring me the Demon Tablet and stop this whole trials nonsense.


SAM

We don't have the tablet. Kevin took it and –


CROWLEY

I took Kevin. Then someone took him back. Word from the cloud is that it wasn't Heaven. So either the cutest little Prophet in the world is with you two lads, or you better find him tout-bloody-suite because time, she is a-wasting. About now, you're thinking of ways to stop me. You won't be able to, but you'll try because that's what you do. You – you try. So, time for an object lesson. Indianapolis, the Ivy Motel, room 116. You have 57 minutes.

[RECIEVER CLICKS ]


DEAN AND SAM LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND RUN TO THE MOTEL


AT ANOTHER MOTEL UNDER A TREE


METATRON

What's it gonna be, Castiel?


[Knock on door ]

SAM

Sarah.


SARAH

Sam?


[FLASHBACK] I'm Sarah Blake. I'm Sam.

What's going on?

ACT FOUR

WOMAN

I know what you are. I could see your halos.


METATRON

And we know what you are - Abomination.


WOMAN

Please, I'm not. I try to be nice. I just want to live my life.


CASTIEL

We know. I am sorry.


WOMAN

You will be.


SHE GRABS CASTIEL AND THROWS HIM AT THE FENCE, HIS BLADE IN HAND AS IT CLATTERS TO THE GROUND [CASTIEL Cries out as he Grunts and Groans ]


HER EYE'S GLOW WHITE AS SHE GRABS HIM AGAIN AND THROWS HIM AT A NEARBY DUMPSTER


[CASTIEL Cries out again and Grunts a bit in pain. breathing heavily ]


WOMAN

Having fun?


[Chuckles ]

METATRON GRABS THE LADY BY HER COLLAR AND PUNCHES HER FACE, BUT SMIRKED AS SHE GRABBED HIM AND THREW HIM OVER THE BENCH AND HIT THE FENCE


[Grunts ]

WOMAN

You want an abomination?

I'll show you an abomination.


[METATRON IS Choking as Castiel stabs her in the neck ]

[The woman Groans as the angel blade goes through her neck ]

[Body thuds ]

[Panting ]


CASTIEL HAS AN EXPRESSION OF UNCERTAINTY


INT IVY MOTEL

SARAH

So a demon named Crowley is gonna kill me in...16 minutes.


SAM

No. No, he's not.


[Knock on door ]

DEAN

Sarah, long time. [Sighs as he is lugging BAGS ]

What you doing in Indy?


[SETS STUFF ON FLOOR]

SARAH

I...was scouting an estate sale for my dad.

[Zipper unzips ]

DEAN

OH, HMM..


SAM

Look, we're gonna put Devil's Traps everywhere – the windows, the door. We've got holy water, an exorcism ready to play on a loop, and anything that comes through that door – it's meat. Look, I know this is insane, but insane is kind of what we do. We'll keep you safe.

SARAH

Okay.


DEAN

Okay? That's it?


SARAH

You've done it before.


DEAN IS SPRAYING WARDS ON THE WINDOWS


SAM

That's new.


SARAH

Yeah, I... His name is Ian. He works search and rescue. Guess I have a type. Our daughter, Bess – she'll be one in a month.


SAM

That's, uh, great. I mean it. I'm really, uh... I'm really happy for you.


SARAH

Thanks, Sam. And what about you?

SAM

Me? [Chuckles ]

Pretty much the same, I guess.


SARAH

No, you're not. You're not the same. Look, it's been years, and I can't even imagine the things you've been through. But I don't know. You just seem...more focused, confident, like... ...like you know what you want. You grew up, Sam.

[Chuckles ]

SARAH

I do miss the old haircut, though.

[Both laugh ]


[Phone rings ]

[Phone beeps ]

DEAN

Crowley.


CROWLEY

Five... Four... Trios... Zwei... ...uno.


SARAH

[Gagging ]


SAM

Sarah! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Can you hear me? Sarah!


CROWLEY

She's dying, and there's nothing you can do about it.


DEAN

You son of a bitch!


CROWLEY

Son of a witch, actually. My mommy taught me a few tricks.


SAM

It's a spell. Find the hex bag.


CROWLEY

I thought of sending in a few of my bruisers, really letting them go to town. But then, well, trial one was kill a Hellhound. Trial two was rescue a soul from the pit. So, from here on, I'm gonna keep everything hell-related – demons, et cetera – away from you. Safe side and all that – plus, I just thought it seemed fitting. From what I understand, Sammy took that bird's breath away. What's the line? "Saving people, hunting things – the family business." Well, I think the people you save, they're how you justify your pathetic little lives. The alcoholism, the collateral damage, the pain you've caused – the one thing that allows you to sleep at night, the one thing is knowing that these folks are out there, still out there happy and healthy because of you, you great, big, bloody heroes!


SAM

Hey! Hey! Hey! You're gonna be okay.


CROWLEY

Sarah? They're your life's work, and I'm going to rip it apart piece by piece because I can, because you can't stop me, and because when they're all gone, what will you have left?


SAM

No. No, no, no. No. No, please, no.

[SARAH dies]

CROWLEY

You want to keep those people alive. I want complete and utter surrender. The tablet, the trials – you'll give them up, or we'll keep doing this dance. Your choice, my darlings.


[HE HANGS UP THE PHONE ]


[DEAN THROWS THE PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM AND IT BREAKS, THE HEX BAG COMES TUMBLING OUT


[Breathing heavily ]

[Breathing heavily ]

ACT FIVE

DEAN

You okay?


SAM

What do you think?


DEAN

Look, I know it's bad right now, okay, but we stick to the plan. We shut down Hell.


SAM

How, exactly?


DEAN

We get a demon –


SAM

You heard Crowley. He's not gonna let onenear us, and without a demon, all we can do is sit back and watch people we know, people we saved, die like Sarah.


DEAN

So what are you saying?


SAM

I'm saying... Maybe this isn't one we can win. Maybe we should just take the deal.


DEAN

We'll figure this out. We will. Man, we'll get it done. We'll kick it in the ass like we always do.

Are you with me?