6.18 Frontierland (Transcript)
Written by: Andrew Dabb and Daniel Loflin
Directed by: Guy Norman Bee
Air Date: 22 April 2011THEN
From 2.22 All Hell Breaks Loose: Part Two,
BOBBY: I don't believe it. (He shows a map with five crossed marked on it.)
DEAN: Wyoming? What does that mean?
BOBBY: (points) Each of these Xs is an abandoned frontier church. (The churches are shown.) All mid-nineteenth century. Built by Samuel Colt.
DEAN: Samuel Colt? The demon-killing, gun-making Samuel Colt? (Clip of Azazel being shot with the Colt is shown.)
BOBBY: Yep. He built private railway lines, (Jake pulls up in a car at the railway line) connecting church to church. It just happened to lay out like this. (Bobby draws lines on the map between the Xs, connecting the churches. The resulting shape is a pentagram.)
SAM: It's a devil's trap. A hundred square mile devil's trap. (Demons enter the world through the broken railway devil's trap.)
From 4.03 In The Beginning,
(Castiel touches Dean's forehead, Dean wakes up on a bench. He notices the date on a newspaper.)
DEAN: 1973.
DEAN: What is this?
CASTIEL: What does it look like?
DEAN: Is it real?
CASTIEL: Very.
DEAN: Okay, so what, angels got their hands on some DeLoreans? How did I get here?
CASTIEL: Time is fluid, Dean. It's not easy but we can bend it, on occasion.
From 6.12 Like A Virgin,
(The dragons throw a woman into the opened door to Purgatory.)
BOBBY: I'm thinking you know Purgatory. This is all about opening a door to let something in.
SAM: What?
BOBBY: I'm working on it.
DEAN: Can you give us something?
BOBBY: I got a name. Mother of All.
(Eve rises from Purgatory.)
From 6.16 ...And Then There Were None,
DEAN: We've got zero on ganking her.
From 6.12 Like A Virgin,
EVE: We've got so much to do. Let's get started.
From 6.16 ...And Then There Were None,
(Eve latches onto Rick's ear, possessing him with the Khan Worm. Rick kills his wife. Sam kills Samuel Campbell - Samuel was possessed. Possessed Bobby kills Rufus. Khan Worm falls out of Bobby's ear, dead.)
KHAN WORM possessing BOBBY: She has a message for you.
DEAN: Oh yeah? What's that?
KHAN WORM possessing BOBBY: You're all gonna die.
TEASER
EXT. STREET
(A noose is hanging from a gallows.)
Sunrise, Wyoming
March 5, 1861
(Two cowboys step into the street. A woman peers at them through a window. They face each other from several metres apart. They open their coats and have their hands ready to draw their guns. A man watches them through a window. One cowboy is wearing a Sheriff badge. It's Dean. A clock strikes noon. The men look at each other and draw their guns. The screen goes black and a gunshot is heard.)
ACT I
EXT. CAMPBELL'S COMPOUND (48 hours earlier and 150 years later)
SAM It's here, somewhere. I know it. (to Bobby) Help me move this.
INT. CAMPBELL'S COMPOUND
Sam and Bobby move Samuel's desk, revealing a trapdoor.
BOBBY I'll be damned.
(Sam, Dean and Bobby all head down the ladder)
SAM Welcome to the Campbell family library.
DEAN So, Samuel collected all this stuff, huh?
SAM Apparently.
DEAN Wow. All right, well, what are we looking for?
BOBBY Well, anything that'll put a run in the Octomom's stockings. Pick a row.
(all three start looking through the books in the library)'
BOBBY Bingo. (all three sit at the table in the middle of the room) Either of you jokers ever heard anything about a Phoenix?
DEAN River, Joaquin, or the giant flaming bird?
BOBBY It says here that the ashes of a Phoenix can burn the mother.
SAM The mother?
DEAN Great. Where do we get one?
BOBBY You got me. I thought it was a myth.
SAM All right, great. Well, let's see if we can find something out about a Phoenix.
(they look through books again)
DEAN Guys.Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, check this out. (Dean joins Bobby and Sam at the table and begins to read from the book he's holding) "March 5, 1861. Sunrise, Wyoming. Gun killed a Phoenix today. Left a pile of smoldering ash."
SAM Really? Whose gun?
DEAN Colt's.
SAM Colt? Colt like --
DEAN like the Colt. From...(Dean holds up the book, grinning)...Samuel Colt's Journal.
SAM What?! (Sam grins) That's his?
DEAN Yeah.
SAM Dude, no.
DEAN Dude, yes.
SAM (grabs for the book)Well, let me see it.
DEAN Get your own.
BOBBY Well, what else did he say about the Phoenix? What does it look like? Has it got feathers?
DEAN It just says "Phoenix."
BOBBY Did he say where he tracked it?
DEAN No.
SAM All right, so I guess we got to find one of our own, whatever it is.
DEAN I know where we can find one. March 5, 1861. Sunrise, Wyoming. We'll "Star Trek IV" this bitch.
(Sam shrugs)
BOBBY I only watched "Deep Space Nine."
DEAN It's like I don't even know you guys anymore. "Star Trek IV." Save the whales.
(Sam and Bobby both shrug)
DEAN We hop back in time, we join up with Samuel Colt, we hunt the Phoenix, and then we haul the ashes back home with us.
BOBBY Time travel?
DEAN Yeah.
BOBBY That's a reasonable plan?
DEAN We got a guy who can swing it. (Dean stands up, and prays) Castiel. The, uh, fate of the world is in the balance. So, come on down here. Come on, Cass, "I Dream of Jeannie" your ass down here pronto. Please.
(an angel appears in the vessel of a blonde woman)
DEAN Jeannie?
RACHEL Rachel. I understand you need some assistance? How can I help you?
DEAN Well, uh, we kind of need to talk to the Big Kahuna.
RACHEL I'm here on Castiel's behalf.
SAM Where is he?
RACHEL Busy.
DEAN Busy?
RACHEL Yes.
DEAN Well, we've got a line on the mother of freaking everything, so --
RACHEL I'm sure your issue's very important. But Castiel is currently commanding an army, so --
DEAN So we get stuck with Miss Moneypenny.
RACHEL So you need to learn your place.
DEAN Look, I don't know who you think you are --
RACHEL I'm his friend.
SAM What, you think we're not?
RACHEL I think you call him when you need something. We're fighting a war.
SAM We get that.
RACHEL Clearly you don't, or you wouldn't call him every time you stub your toe, you petty, entitled little pie--
CASTIEL Rachel. That's enough.
RACHEL I told you I'd take care of this.
CASTIEL It's all right. You can go.
RACHEL You're staying?
CASTIEL Go. I'll come when I can.
DEAN Wow. Friend of yours?
CASTIEL Yes. She's, uh, my lieutenant. She's...committed to the cause. Now, what do you need?
INT.BOBBY'S HOUSE -LIVING ROOM
BOBBY Where the hell's Dean?
SAM Supply run, he said. I don't know.
CASTIEL Um, about your plan. You'll only have 24 hours.
SAM Wait, what? Why?
CASTIEL Well, the answer to your question can best be expressed as a series of partial differential equations.
BOBBY Yeah, aim lower.
CASTIEL The further back I send you, the harder it becomes to retrieve you. 24 hours is all I can risk. If I don't pull you home within that time, you'll be lost to me.
DEAN (enters the room carrying several large shopping bags) Well, then we better get you a watch.
BOBBY What the hell's all that?
DEAN We are going native. Got to blend in. (Dean hands Sam one of the bags - it is from 'Wally's Western World')
SAM Uh, no, thanks. I'm fine.
DEAN Sam.
SAM Dean, I can -- I can wear this. (Sam gestures at his current outfit)
DEAN And look like a spaceman?
SAM Look, just because you're obsessed with all that Wild West stuff --
DEAN No, I'm not.
SAM You have a fetish.
DEAN Shut up. I like old movies.
SAM You can recite every Clint Eastwood movie ever made, line for line.
BOBBY Even the monkey movies?
SAM Yeah. Especially the monkey movies.
DEAN His name is Clyde. At least wear the damn shirt.
SAM (Sam comes downstairs wearing a white shirt embroidered with yellow roses. Dean is wearing a whole outfit, complete with sarape) Dean, this is stupid. I look stupid.
BOBBY You going to a hoedown?
CASTIEL Now, is it -- is it customary to wear a blanket?
DEAN It's a sarape. And, yes. It's, uh... Never mind. Let's just go. (looking at the gold watches and chains in his bag) What's this?
BOBBY Where you're goin', they don't take plastic.
CASTIEL I'll send you back to March 4th. That should give you time to find the Colt... and this Phoenix creature.
DEAN All right, well, see ya at High Noon tomorrow. ( Clicks tongue )
(Castiel touches them on the forehead and Sam and Dean appear in Sunrise, Wyoming 1861.)
EXT. SUNRISE, WYOMING
DEAN Oh, now we're talking.
INT. BOBBY'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM
CASTIEL I have to go.
BOBBY What about getting the boys back?
CASTIEL Pray for me in 24 hours, and I'll return.
BOBBY I'll pray for all of us.
(Bobby sets a timer to 24 hours)
EXT. SUNRISE, WYOMING
DEAN All right. Let's go find Samuel Colt.
(Sam sets the timer on his watch to 24 hours)
DEAN Hey, we should try the Saloon first, uh, see what we get from the locals.
SAM Sure. (chuckles) Whatever, Sundance.
DEAN Think we'll have time to hit on saloon girls?
(Sam gives Dean a look)
DEAN I'm kidding. Come on.
SAM (takes a step right into a pile of horse manure) Oh, damn it. Come on.
DEAN You know what that is?
SAM Yeah, it's horse --
DEAN Authenticity!
SAM (Groans)
(The boys walk into the center of town and see a hanging taking place)
JUDGE MORTIMER We stand here today -- March 4th, 1861 -- to execute justice upon Elias Finch for the murder of his own wife.
SAM Wow. Talk about authenticity.
JUDGE MORTIMER Sentence handed down by myself, Tye Mortimer, duly appointed judge of the Wyoming circuit. You will be hung by your neck until you die.
SHERIFF You got anything to say?
ELIAS FINCH You're gonna burn for this. Every one of you.
(Elias is hanged. His bones crack and the crowd gasps)
DEAN Good times. So where do we find Sammy Colt?
SAM No idea. Huh. (watching the judge and sheriff walk down the steps of the hanging platform) I think I know who to ask, though.
MAN (turning around, he stares at Dean's attire) Nice blanket.
(Dean, disappointed, takes off his sarape. Sam and Dean enter the jail to find the sheriff.)
INT. JAIL
DEAN Sheriff? Can we have a word?
SHERIFF Depends who's askin'.
DEAN Marshal Eastwood. Clint Eastwood.
("The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" theme plays)
DEAN This here is, uh, Walker. (gesturing to Sam) He's a Texas Ranger.
SHERIFF So, what can I do for you boys?
SAM Uh, we're looking for a man.
JUDGE MORTIMER I'll bet. (gesturing to Dean) Nice shirt, there.
DEAN What's wrong with my shirt?
JUDGE MORTIMER You're very clean.
DEAN It's dirtier than it looks.
SAM We need to find Samuel Colt. Do you know him?
SHERIFF The gun maker?
DEAN Yeah. Is he in town?
SHERIFF Not that I know of. Might try asking Elkins over at the Saloon. Been here longer than God.
(Dean tips his hat, and he and Sam leave. They head into the saloon.)
INT. SALOON
DEAN (surveying the saloon) This is not awesome.
(Sam gives Dean an encouraging pat on the shoulder)
SAM Hi.
ELKINS What'll you have?
DEAN Oh, uh, okay. Great. I'll have your top-shelf whiskey.
ELKINS Only have the one shelf.
DEAN That'll do just fine. (pointing to Sam) And he'll have a sarsaparilla.
SAM You Elkins?
ELKINS One and only.
DEN You know a man named Samuel Colt?
ELKINS He passed through here about four years ago.
SAM He still around?
ELKINS Rumor is, he's building a railroad stop 20 miles out of town, just by the Postal road. Middle of nowhere.
SAM (whispering) The Devil's Gate?
DEAN Location fits.
DARLA Howdy, boys.
ELKINS Darla's my best girl.
DARLA Try me. You want a kiss?
DEAN S-so much more germier than I pictured.
JUDGE MORTIMER Darla!
DARLA Ah. Judge. Nice to see you.
JUDGE MORTIMER I thought we had a date.
DEAN Wow, that was a close one.
SAM I guess it's good to be judge.
DEAN Yeah. (drinks from his whiskey, spits it out) Ohh. It's like gasoline.
SAM Sarsaparilla ain't half bad.
INT. SALOON -DARLA'S ROOM
(Darla and Mortimer are on the bed. Darla sees something gasps, and pushes away. She scrambles away from the bed. Downstairs, Sam and Dean hear Darla's scream. They run upstairs. In Darla's room, Elias appears and puts his hand on Mortimer. Mortimer screams and burns. Sam and Dean enter and find onky a smoldering skeleton, half turned to ash. )
