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Then
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(from Two Minutes to Midnight)
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CROWLEY:  Name's Crowley
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BOBBY:  You're Crowley?
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CROWLEY:  So you HAVE heard of me?
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CROWLEY:  I can give you anything you want.... All I need is-
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BOBBY:  My soul
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DEAN:  You sold your soul?
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CROWLEY:  No more like pawned it.  I fully intend to give it back.
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DEAN:  Well then give it back
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CROWLEY:  I can't
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DEAN:  Can't or won't
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CROWLEY: I  won't alright, it's insurance
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BOBBY:  Rufus Turner, he's a hunter.
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DEAN:  He's one of your old friend's?
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BOBBY:  Friends?  Well he ain't the Christmas card type.
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(from Real Men Don't Wear Plaid)
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SHERIFF JODY MILLS:  Gentlemen, I'm sheriff Jody Mills. I don't believe we've had the pleasure
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BOBBY:  Agent Willis speaking
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SHERIFF JODY MILLS:  Bobby?
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BOBBY(groans)
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SAM:  So you know Bobby Singer?
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SAM:  I thought the sheriff hated you?
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BOBBY:  She did until five days ago
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DEAN:  What happened five days ago?
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BOBBY:  The dead started rising all over town.
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(from Two Minutes Til Midnight)
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CROWLEY:  Bobby are you just going to sit there?
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BOBBY:  No, I'm gonna Riverdance,
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CROWLEY:  You really wasted that crossroads deal
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BOBBY:  Son-of-a-bitch
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CROWLEY:  Hello, king of the Crossroads
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(from The Third Man)
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DEAN:  Are you okay?
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SAM:  Yeah I'm great
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DEAN:  There's been a few times you've got me wondering.  Something different with you
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SAM: I'm okay
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DEAN:  You went to hell, Sam
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One Year Ago
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Int-Bobby's House. Living room day
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TV:  Yesterday this Galveston shoreline was being pounded by ten foot swells and winds speeds of up to 150 mph and today, well there's not a cloud in sight.  Hurricane Tiffany-
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The camera turns away to face the other side of the room where Bobby is working on some sort of magical ritual.
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BOBBY recites spell in another language as he adds his blood to a large bowl then tosses a match in it.
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CROWLEY appears in the kitchen doorway.
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CROWLEY:  Making merry are we?
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BOBBY:  Bite me
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CROWLEY:  If that's your thing.  (snaps fingers to turn off tv and steps toward Bobby)  That Swan dive of Sam's was a thing of beauty.  Tens all the way around.  Standing ov'.  From the Romanian judge.  You should be proud Bobby, As deaths go, it was not too shabby.  Cheer up mate we just saved the sodding world together.  Me, I've been celebrating.
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BOBBY: I'd hate to see what you call celebrating.
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CROWLEY:  Yes, you would.
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Bobby lifts a bottle of alcohol and offers to Crowley
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BOBBY: Drink?
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CROWLEY:  (looks appalled) No!
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Bobby pours himself a drink.
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BOBBY:  Let me get this straight we just (mocking Crowley's accent) “saved the sodding world together”  and you're too good to drink with me?
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CROWLEY:  Obviously... (Crowley  points to a bottle on the television) you don't have my brand.
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BOBBY:  What's your poison your highness?
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DROWLEY: (breaths in deep)  Craig.  Aged 30 years at least. I've been drinking it since grade school.
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BOBBY:  Well I got Old Rot Gut aged 6 days (Bobby takes a drink as Crowley watches)
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CROWLEY:  Swill like that is gonna burn a hole in your soul- oops sorry, my soul. But that is why you called.  Our little deal.
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BOBBY:  Yeah well, it's about time you hold up your end  and give it back,
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CROWLEY:  Give it back?
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BOBBY:  Our deal was, we ice Lucifer, you rip up the lease.
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CROWLEY:(smirks) oh (turns away from Bobby) you didn't read your contract..
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BOBBY:  What the hell are you talking about contract?
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Crowley turns toward Bobby, snaps his fingers and points.  Bobby rises in pain as writing appears on his body.
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CROWLEY:  Paragraph 18 subsection B, which is on you naughty pits:  I only have to make “best efforts” to give you back your soul.
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Bobby gets angry
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BOBBY:  Meaning what?
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CROWLEY:  Meaning (makes a straining gesture and sighs) but I can't
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BOBBY:  You lying sack of- (Crowley cuts him off)
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CROWLEY:  -Ten years (Crowley walks across the room towards Bobby) you come to daddy.  Until then I suggest you start drinking the good stuff.
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BOBBY:  I figured you'd say that.  So you can rot here til you change you mind.
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CROWLEY:  Why?  Cause you asked nicely
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Bobby shakes his head
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BOBBY:  No. (Bobby walks past Crowley to the back of the room) Cause I'm going Dateline on your ass. (Bobby turns off the light and we see a Devil's Trap painted on the floor in glowing paint.
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CROWLEY:  I hope that's paint.  (Sarcastically turns toward Bobby)  Really(Sighs) What am I going to do?
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Bobby turns toward the kitchen to walk away and Crowley lets out a sharp whistle.  We hear the growl of Crowley's hell hound as see the effect of it breathing in Bobby's face.
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CROW:EY:  Doggie breath.  (Bobby is covering his face)  Bracing isn't it?
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Bobby gulps and turns towards Crowley.
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CROWLEY:  Balls in your court, Robert.  Ten years of living or ten years as Alpo.
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Bobby looks in the direction of the growls and back at Crowley.  Bobby looks at Crowley in disgust.  Crowley just smirks happily as Bobby opens his pocket knife and approaches the circle.  Bobby scrapes the paint breaking the seal and setting Crowley free.
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BOBBY: (holding his knife in a threatening manner)  This ain't over.
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CROWLEY:  I wouldn't have it any other way.  (Crowley walk out of the trap and pauses in front of Bobby) Happy hunting..  Crowley walks off leaving Bobby fuming.
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End Scene
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SUPERNATURAL
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Kenosha, Wisconsin
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Present Day
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EXT- park day
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Children are playing on the playground and not far away Dean is examining a body.
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SAM:  No EMF.(Dean is pulling his gloved hand out of a whole in the man's chest.  Dean looks over his shoulder towards Sam's voice) Find anything in there?
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Dean takes off his glove and drops it on the ground
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DEAN:  Yeah I've got some kind of a claw (Dean picks up the claw from the ground)
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SAM:  What in the hell leave a claw like that? ( Dean pulls out his phone)
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INT-Bobby's House DAY. 
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The phone is heard ringing as the camera scopes the room, it appears to be empty.
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EXT- park day
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Dean is still waiting for Bobby to answer and looks over at Sam.  Sam shrugs.
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SAM:  Maybe he's in the can
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INT-Bobby's House DAY.
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The phone is still ringing and Bobby enters the house from the kitchen back door wiping his hands.  He tosses the towel and answers the phone
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BOBBY:  Yeah?
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EXT- park day
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DEAN:  What happen, you fall and can't get up?
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BOBBY (over the phone):  Hilarious
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INT-Bobby's House DAY.
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BOBBY:  What's up?
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DEAN: (over the phone)  We're in Wisconsin.
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EXT- park day
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DEAN:  Six bodies, chests cracked wide open.  No EMF, no sulfur, no hex bags. 
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INT-Bobby's House DAY.
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DEAN: (over the phone)  :  We did find this though, hold on.
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EXT- park day
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Dean takes a picture of the claw with his cell phone
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DEAN:  Alright check your wagon
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NT-Bobby's House DAY.
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Bobby watches as the image downloads from his email
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BOBBY:  That's a new one
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EXT- park day
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DEAN:  Yeah we need an ID ASAP
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NT-Bobby's House DAY.
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DEAN (voice on the phone)  This thing is on a rampage.  Call us as soon as you dig something up.
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Bobby looks anxious
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BOBBY:  Dean, I'm a little busy
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EXT- park day
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DEAN:  Well then kick Bo Derek out of your bath tub
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NT-Bobby's House DAY.
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DEAN (voice over the phone) we gotta case here.
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Bobby shakes his head
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BOBBY:  I'll call you back (he hangs up the phone)
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Bobby starts his research.  (Gambling Man by Kenny Rogers plays as he works)  Bobby is getting frustrated.
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BOBBY:  Balls! (as he slams a book shut)
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EXT- Bobby's town
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Bobby is driving and passes his neighbor who waves at him.  Bobby waves back.
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Bobby drives to the Sioux Falls University  Library, but it is closed.  Bobby sighs and tries to look inside.  Bobby then goes around back and breaks a window to get inside.  Bobby falls inside while climbing in the window
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BOBBY: Balls!
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Bobby goes back to the car with a book.  Bobby tries to start the car, but the engine won't turn over.
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BOBBY:  Come on.  Come on. (Bobby tries the engine one more time and sighs) Balls.
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Bobby makes it back home at 1:07 AM.  Bobby starts doing more research .  After 3AM Bobby starts to nod off.  Bobby takes some pills and drinks lots of coffee to keep going.
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It is the next morning when Bobby calls the boys back.
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BOBBY:  You're hunting a lamia
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INT- Hotel Room in Wisconsin
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Dean is eating
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DEAN:  Come again?  (Takes a bite of his sandwich)
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BOBBY (voice over phone) It's a monster
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INT-Bobby's House Day
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BOBBY (looking outside)  Juices hearts chugs the blood. (sighs) never heard of one
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INT- Hotel Room in Wisconsin
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BOBBY (voice over phone): popping up outside of Greece though.
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Dean gets up
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DEAN:  Yeah well looks like this freak is immigrating snacking on cheese heads
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INT-Bobby's House Day
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DEAN (voice over phone)  How do we gank it?
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Bobby yawns
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BOBBY:  There is a couple of ways.  Easiest is a silver knife
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INT- Hotel Room in Wisconsin
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BOBBY (voice over phone): blessed by a padre
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DEAN (still chewing) Gotch you (and hangs up the phone)
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INT-Bobby's House Day
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Bobby looks at the receiver and speaks to the dial tone
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BOBBY:  You're welcome
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Bobby hangs up and drops the phone as he yawns
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Female Voice:  Hey I'm still here!
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Bobby walks downstairs where the panic room is
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CROSSROADS DEMON:  Hey there cranky.  You were gone so long I just assumed alcoholic coma.
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The crossroads demon is tied to a chair inside a devil's trap
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BOBBY:  Where were we?
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CROSSROADS DEMON (purrs):  Your soul.
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BOBBY:  Right.  Talk
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CROSSROADS DEMON:  Look at you, all in a rush.  Foreplay (uncrosses legs and recrosses) gets you more play
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BOBBY:  I want Crowley's name. (the crossroads demon looks at him and smiles)  His real name, back when he was flesh and blood.
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CROSSROADS DEMON:  (changes eyes from red to normal) Does tying up demons in your basement make you feel better about that time that you killed your wife?
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Bobby walks over to a bag and brings it over to the demon.
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CROSSROADS DEMON: What's that?
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BOBBY:  You don't recognize them?  They're yours?
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Bobby takes the bag and places it in a large metal tub.  Bobby walks further back into the basement to grab a flame thrower and ignite the burner.
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CROSSROADS DEMON: It won't work.  It's a myth.
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Bobby is looking at the flame
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BOBBY:  Well then you've got nothing to worry about.
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Bobby turns and waves the flame over the metal tub.  The demon screams in pain. Bobby lowers the flame
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CROSSROADS DEMON:  (panting in pain) I can't
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Bobby makes the flame higher again over the tub.  The demon sceams.  Bobby lowers the flame
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CROSSROADS DEMON (her flesh burned)  You don't know what he will do to me
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BOBBY:  Right now you better worry about me
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CROSSROADS DEMON: You don't get it, he's the king
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Bobby burns her again
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BOBBY:  King of the Crossroads, I've heard the speech.
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CROSSROADS DEMON (seething in pain):  No. king of hell.
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The doorbell rings.  Bobby blows out the pilot of the flame thrower.  The doorbell rings again.
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CROSSROADS DEMON :  You gonna get that or what?
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INT-Bobby's HOUSE UPSTAIRS DAY
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Bobby walks to the front door as the bell rings again.  Bobby looks through the peep hole and sees his female neighbor holding something. Bobby checks his breath and tries to straighten his clothes a bit and opens the door.
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BOBBY:  (looks around)  Marcy
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MARCY:  Bobby Singer, how long have we been neighbors?
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BOBBY:  (guessing)  Six months?
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MARCY:  Well don't you think it's time you welcomed me to the neighborhood? (Marcy offers the tray in her arms to Bobby and uncovers it) My famous Ginger Peach Cobbler.
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Bobby looks at it, then at Marcy
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MARCY:  Take a whiff, seriously I'm a genius.
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Bobby sniffs, rolls his eyes and smiles and so does Marcy.  Marcy then hears the crossroads demon screaming for help. Bobby closes the door slightly
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BOBBY:  It's stupid horror flicks....Guilty pleasure
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MARCY:  I love scary movies.  Hey have you seen Drag Me To Hell?
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BOBBY:  (in awkward pause):  Trying to avoid it.
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MARCY:  But it's fantastic. (Marcy takes a deep breath) Saturday seven o'clock my house, I'll fix you dinner and I'll whip up a batch of my world famous white chocolate popcorn and we'll watch it.  Deal?
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Bobby looks down
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BOBBY:  That sounds super Marcy but uh-
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MARCY:  Okay, no worries.  Um hey, one other thing.  Uh my wood chipper is a piece of crap you know and it just broke down on me and – and I hear that you are quite handy.  Maybe you could come over and take a look you know just whenever
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BOBBY:  Yeah.  I'll see what I can do.
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MARCY (smiling pleased):  okay. 
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The two look at each other, then shake hands
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MARCY:  Well okay (Marcy holds Bobby's hand for a little longer) okay I'll see you soon
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Marcy waves goodbye and she and Bobby turn to leave each looking back at the other a few times.  Bobby closes the door and smiles at the cobbler in his hands.
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INT-Bobby's HOUSE BASEMENT
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Bobby is walking down the stairs
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CROSSROADS DEMON:  Aww. She sounds nice.(Bobby walks past the demon ignoring her)  Are you going to make sweet love to her before you stab her to death Bobby?  (Bobby relights the pilot of the flame thrower) That is your usual thing, right?
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Bobby aims the flame at the metal tub and the demon starts screaming again
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BOBBY:  I want Crowley's name now. (the demon continues to scream and we see her flesh blister and burn)  Crowley's name
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CROSSROADS DEMON:  (whimpering) okay, okay.(Bobby take the flame off the tub)  MacLeod.  Fergus MacLeod.  I swear.  We call him Lucky the leprechaun behind his back.
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BOBBY:  MacLeod's Scottish Einstein.
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CROSSROADS DEMON:  You got what you want now send me back. (Bobby grabs a can of lighter fluid and soaks what's in the tub)  No! (Bobby keeps pouring lighter fluid)  We had a deal
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BOBBY:  I gave it my best effort
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CROSSROADS DEMON:  NO!
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The demon screams as Bobby torches the items in the tub
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SCENE FADES TO BLACK
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INT-Bobby's Study DAY
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Opens on a map of Scotland.  The phone is ringing and Bobby checks the caller ID and answers
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BOBBY:  Yeah Garth, what do you got? (Bobby listens to Garth) Never heard of a vamp doin that.  It doesn't sound like our kind of thing.  Better drop a dime to the FBI.
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Bobby hangs up the phone and places it back on it's charger.  Another phone labeled FBI Tom Willis rings.
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BOBBY:  Willis, FBI. (Bobby listens to the caller then moans) No Garth, not me the FBI.  The real FBI!  How are you still alive?
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Bobby hangs up the phone and another line rings.  It is labeled CDC Frank Castle
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BOBBY:  Yeah Castle.
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Another phone line rings
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BOBBY:  Yeah
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Another line rings
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BOBBY:  Yeah
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Another call
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BOBBY:  Willis
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Bobby is trying to do some work and the phone rings agai
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BOBBY:  Uh huh
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Bobby on another call
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BOBBY:  Of course she's one of ours.  And if she says she's got to dig that grave up, you better damn well let her,
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Bobby hangs up the phone labeled police Pete Lovell.  Bobby tries to take a sip of coffee and another line rings.  Bobby looks bored listening to the caller, then hangs up.  Bobby is reading drinking his coffee when her hears banging on his door.
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Bobby gets up to answer the back kitchen door.  It is Rufus Turner
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RUFUS:  (out of breath)  Good your home!  Listen.. You gotta help me bury a body
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Bobby stares in disbelief then rolls his eyes annoyed. 
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EXT- Bobby's yard DAY
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Bobby is walking with Rufus.
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BOBBY:  Why'd you bring it here?
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RUFUS:  The law is on my tail!  What was your guess?  (Bobby looks at Rufus with sarcasm on his face) What, what, what?  They got lucky.
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BOBBY:  Yeah or your getting slow
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RUFUS:  Yeah I'm getting slow- says mister sits on his ass all day taking calls. 
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Bobby and Rufus reach Rufus' truck.  Rufus lowers the tailgate and uncovers the body of an Asian woman.  Rufus gestures at the body “there it is”
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BOBBY: (looking at the body)  Vamp, shifter – what.
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Rufus is looking down at body.
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RUFUS:  None of the above.  (Rufus pulls the lips on the body back to expose the teeth and looks over at Bobby.)
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BOBBY:  Okami?  Where did you shive it?
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RUFUS:  Get this.  Billings.  (Rufus closes the mouth)
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BOBBY:  The only time I ever saw one of these was in Japan
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RUFUS:  DUH. No one's seen one of these except in Japan
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BOBBY:  For what it's worth, Sam and Dean are tracking a Lamia in Wisconsin
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RUFUS:  Get out.  I thought they never leave Greece.
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Bobby shakes his head slightly
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BOBBY:  Monsters lately.  Is it me. Or is it weird?
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Bobby looks over at Rufus
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RUFUS:  Yeah well, definitely something. (Rufus stops pondering and snaps his head up)  So, you got a shovel?
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The sound of a motor is heard as the scene ends
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EXT- Bobby's yard DAY
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The scene opens with the sound of the motor being traced to the machine that is doing the digging.
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Rufus stands by with a shovel Looking impressed watching Bobby operate the machine.
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RUFUS:  Man, I know what I want for Hanukkah
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Rufus smiles at Bobby as we move to the next scene
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EXT- Bobby's Yard DAY
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The scene opens looking down over a large hole in the ground.  Bobby and Rufus approach the hole and Rufus drops the body in the hole.  Then we move to the next scene
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EXT- Bobby's Yard DAY
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Bobby and Rufus are finishing covering up the hole
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RUFUS:  So the son-of-a-bitch's  name is Furgus McCloud?
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BOBBY: (straining while shoveling dirt) That's the son-of-a-bitch's name.
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RUFUS: (raking the dirt over the ground)  Where are you gonna look?
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BOBBY:  (rests on shovel to look at Rufus)  Scotland.  Crowley let slip that he likes Craig, it's uh-
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RUFUS: (Rufus stops raking) It's scotch.  Only made and sold in a tiny area on the north tip of Kadenus county.  It's pd in sharp the long finish of citrus and tobacco notes. (Rufus goes back to raking as Bobby stares at him.  Rufus notices and stops)  hey what- what am I a heathen? (Rufus throws out his arms)  I know what Craig is.
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Bobby cintinues
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BOBBY:  Well I got a hunch that's where Crowley lived and died back when he was a human, a few hundred years before he got the big squeeze in hell and came out a demon. (Bobby starts packing the dirt)
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RUFUS:  (stops to look at Bobby)  You know I've got contacts over there.(pauses)  I could make a few calls. (starts to rake again)
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BOBBY: (rests on shovel again)  Well I ain't askin' for no help
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RUFUS: (rests on his rake)  I ain't askin' for your permission.
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Rufus and Bobby smooth over the dirt as the scene ends
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INT-Bobby's Kitchen DAY
 +
 
 +
Bobby is trying to cut a piece of the cobbler and the phone rings.  Bobby puts down the knife and walks over to the phone.  Bobby looks at the Caller ID and answers
 +
BOBBY:  Yeah
 +
 
 +
INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  What's another way to kill a Lamia?
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's Kitchen DAY
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Well what happened
 +
 
 +
INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY
 +
 
 +
There is a dead priest at Dean's feet
 +
 
 +
BOBBY: (voice over the phone) to the silver knife blessed by a priest
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  That didn't pan out.  What's plan B.
 +
 
 +
In the background we see Sam being tossed into a pillar, Dean winces
 +
 
 +
SAM:  (in pain)  Dean (Sam is pulled off the pillar
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's Study DAY
 +
 
 +
Bobby is looking in a book and he hears knocking on the front door
 +
 
 +
VOICE AT DOOR:  Police!
 +
 
 +
Bobby (still on the phone) Balls!
 +
 
 +
INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  Come on Bobby, get the lead out (we hear the monster still growling)
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's study DAY
 +
 
 +
Bobby is looking through the book
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Where are you?
 +
 
 +
INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  In a church, in a rectory
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's Study DAY
 +
 
 +
Bobby still looking though the book.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Is there a kitchen?
 +
DEAN: (voice over phone) yeah
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Find salt
 +
 
 +
INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY
 +
 
 +
Dean is scoping out the kitchen listening to Bobby with the creature's growls in the background
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  (voice over phone) and rosemary
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's Study DAY
 +
 
 +
Bobby raises his head at the pounding at his door
 +
 
 +
VOICE AT DOOR:  Open up Singer!
 +
 
 +
INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY
 +
 
 +
Sam is being tossed around in the kitchen while Dean, still on the phone with Bobby, searches the cabinets for salt and Rosemary
 +
 
 +
EXT-Bobby's House DAY
 +
 
 +
At Bobby's front door is Sheriff Jody Mills and a man
 +
 
 +
Bobby, still on the phone, opens the door and the man flashes an FBI badge at him
 +
 
 +
AGENT ADAMS:  Mr. Singer.  I'm Agent Adams (Adams puts away his badge) I believe you know sheriff Mills
 +
 
 +
INT-Church in Wisconsin
 +
 
 +
Dean is still searching the cabinets
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's Front Door DAY
 +
 
 +
Bobby gestures he will be with Agent Adams and Sheriff Mills in a moment
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  My mom.  Just a sec.
 +
 
 +
Bobby turns to walk into the study
 +
 
 +
INT-Church in Wisconsin
 +
 
 +
Dean is still in the cabinets and he gets excited
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  Rosemary! (the creature growls)
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's Study DAY
 +
DEAN: (voice over the phone)  I got it!
 +
 
 +
Bobby walks into the kitchen
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Great, Great.  Now blend the herbs-
 +
 
 +
INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY
 +
 
 +
Dean is poring the salt into a bowl
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  (voice over phone) saute over a high heat
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's Kitchen DAY
 +
 +
BOBBY:  Cook well
 +
 
 +
INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY
 +
 
 +
Dean drops his phone and tosses the mix at the Lamia, the creature lets loose a screech
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's Kitchen DAY
 +
 
 +
Bobby listens to the screams over the phone
 +
 
 +
INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY
 +
 
 +
Dean is pulling out the stove.  The Lamia tosses Sam hard into a corner.
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  Sammy!
 +
 
 +
Dean is trying to light his lighter.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's Kitchen DAY
 +
 
 +
Bobby is listening
 +
 
 +
DEAN: (voice heard as the lighter clicks) Fire in the hole!
 +
 
 +
INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY
 +
 
 +
Dean has the gas line in had for a makeshift flamethrower and aims it at the Lamia.  Sam shields himself in the corner as Dean roasts the creature's sceams are heard
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's Kitchen DAY
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Okay.  Great. Great, enjoy the roast mom.
 +
 
 +
Bobby hangs up the phone and turns to see Agent Adams and Sheriff Mills standing by the staircase.
 +
 
 +
AGENT ADAMS:  (has a sketch in his hand)  Have you seen this man?  Rufus Turner aka Luther Vandros aka Ruben Stutter.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  No, I've never seen that dick
 +
 
 +
AGENT ADAMS:  How do you know he's a dick?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Lucky guess.
 +
 
 +
Sheriff Mills rolls her eyes
 +
 
 +
AGENT ADAMS:  Funny.  Cause I got a couple of guys working the highway said they saw him pull o
 +
in here.  Carrying a body.
 +
 
 +
Sheriff Mills is just watching the exchange
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Well that's ridiculous.  Look it's a work day, I gotta
 +
 
 +
AGENT ADAMS:  I just want to take a look around.
 +
 
 +
Bobby takes two steps in Agent Adams direction
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  You got a warrant sonny?
 +
 
 +
AGENT ADAMS:  (walking forward to be in Bobby's face)  Do I need one, sir?
 +
 
 +
The two stare at each other and Sheriff Mills decides to step in
 +
 
 +
SHERIFF MILLS:  (patting both men on the chest)  Okay fellas put the rulers away.  Zip up (talks to Agent Adams)  Look  Bobby here is a kind of a (looks at Bobby for the right word) Crank.  And he ain't a fan of what you call big brother, but me and him – (to Bobby)  How long have I been arresting you now?  Ten years?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY  There abouts..
 +
 
 +
SHERIFF MILLS:  Yeah we got a history so...what do ya say just let me scope the place out.  That okay?  You could just wait outside.
 +
 
 +
AGEBT ADAM: (looks at Sheriff Mills then turns for the door) Five minutes
 +
 
 +
Sheriff Mills follows him a way and watches him go outside closing the door behind him.  She then turns back for Bobby
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Why did you send him outside​?
 +
 
 +
SHERIFF MILLS:  I didn't think you wanted him in here
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I don't I've got a body in the basement.
 +
 
 +
SHERIFF MILLS:  My point.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY: Yeah but I've got another body buried in the yard.(Sheriff Mills' eyes get wide)
 +
 +
SHERIFF MILLS:  Damn it.  (She goes to the front door to take a quick peek outside.  Then looks at Bobby.)  He's not there.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY: (irritated sighs) Balls!
 +
 
 +
EXT-Bobby's Yard Day
 +
 
 +
Sheriff Mills and Bobby walk together to where Rufus and Bobby had buried the Okami and find Agent Adams.
 +
 
 +
AGENT ADAMS:  Mr. Singer, come with me please.
 +
 
 +
Bobby and Sheriff Mills exchange a look, then follow Agent Adams.  Agent Adams stops in front of a now empty hole.  Bobby gives Sheriff Mills a worried look.
 +
 
 +
AGENT ADAMS:  Do you mind explaining this?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  What you never had a septic tank explode on you.  I got it pretty well cleaned up but, watch where you step. 
 +
 
 +
Agent Adams checks the bottom of his shoes.
 +
 
 +
EXT- A Road at Night
 +
 
 +
Rufus is driving while on the phone with Bobby
 +
 
 +
BOBBY (voice over the phone):  Get back here!
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  Get back- I am two states over I can't
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE Night
 +
 
 +
Bobby is on the phone while carrying a large bag
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Your Okami ain't dead
 +
 
 +
EXT- A Road at Night
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  Of course it is
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE Night
 +
 
 +
Bobby pulls various knives out of  a bag
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Did you use a bamboo dagger?
 +
RUFUS (voice over phone) Of course!
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Blessed by a Shinto priest?
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road Night
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  I'm not an imbecile Bobby,
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE Night
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Did you stab it seven times?
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road Night
 +
 
 +
RUFUS(pauses):  Five times.
 +
 
 +
NT-Bobby's HOUSE Night
 +
 
 +
BOBBY (exasperated):  It's seven!
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road Night
 +
 
 +
RUFUS(pauses):  No I'm pretty sure it's five.
 +
 
 +
NT-Bobby's HOUSE Night
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Clearly it's seven times-
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road Night
 +
 
 +
BOBBY (voice):  -the damn hole is empty.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE Night
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  What was it feeding on when you found it?
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road Night
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  Single white females-
 +
 
 +
NT-Bobby's HOUSE Night
 +
 
 +
RUFUS (voice) -at night while they slept.
 +
 
 +
Bobby has an oh no look on his face.
 +
 
 +
INT-Marcy's HOUSE Night
 +
 
 +
Marcy is getting ready to go to bed.  She closes on open window and locks it.  She turns to go down the hall and we see a figure quickly pass the window.  Marcy goes to lock the front door as something watches from the kitchen.  Marcy has just walked away from the door when Bobby kicks in the door scaring her half to death.
 +
 
 +
MARCY:  (screams)  Bobby?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY: (out of breath) Where's your bedroom?
 +
 
 +
Marcy still in shock points the way and Bobby runs down the hall.  Bobby pushes open the door and checks under the bed.  As Bobby continues his check Marcy walks in.
 +
 
 +
MARCY:  Bobby I'm trying to keep my cool but, what are you doing in my house with a shotgun?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  (stops searching to look at Marcy)  Have you seen anything (pauses for the right word) weird?
 +
 
 +
MARCY: (raises eyebrows as if to say seriously)  You mean besides you? 
 +
 
 +
Marcy's eyes wander up to the corner of the ceiling and she gasps.  Bobby follows her gaze to the corner behind him and the Okami pounces on him.  The Okami wrestles with Bobby and
 +
tosses him out the window.  The Okami then turns to Marcy who quickly backs out of the room closing the door on the way, The Okami does not follow her, instead it goes out the same window Bobby did.  Bobby is just getting up when the Okami rushes him, knocks him back down.  Bobby gets up and the Okami lunges at him again, but Bobby sidesteps and it crashes into a tree. Bobby tries to keep it pinned against the tree but the Okami snaps in his face and pushes him off.  Bobby hits the wood chipper and powers it up on accident.  Bobby is shocked that the machine has started and the Okami
 +
attacks again.  The two end up wrestling near the blades when Marcy comes running outside.
 +
 
 +
MARCY: (screaming)Bobby No!  Look out!
 +
 
 +
Bobby knees the Okami and rolls out from under her.  Bobby then shoves her toward the blades and blood and flesh start to come out of the other end of the wood chipper... where Marcy is standing.  Bobby is hit with some of the blood as the rest of the Okami is shredded.  Bobby then walks to the controls to turn off the wood chipper and sees Marcy.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I uh- I thought your chipper was broke.
 +
 
 +
MARCY:  (covered in blood and in a bit of shock) I just said that to get you over here.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY: (pauses)  Well I- I guess I could come over for dinner some night.  Might be fun.
 +
 
 +
MARCY:  (looks very scared)  I don't think so
 +
 
 +
BOBBY: (has an “it figures” look and nods) Story of my life.
 +
 
 +
Scene fades to black.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY
 +
 
 +
Bobby is on the phone with Rufus
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  You're still alive huh.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Well don't act so surprised
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
 
 +
Rufus is parked in front of a diner while talking to Bobby
 +
 
 +
RUFUS: How about Godzilla?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Put her down.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  So you just happened to have a bamboo dagger blessed by a Shinto priest just laying around?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Wood chipper.
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  Oh Okie dokie. Wood chipper that – that pretty much trumps everything.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY
 +
 
 +
Bobby nods
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS: Look, listen Bobby, thank you.  I screwed up.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY
 +
 
 +
BOBBY: Forget it.  I figure-
 +
 
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I still owe you more than you owe me.
 +
 
 +
Rufus is taken back by Bobby's words.
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  Alrighty, then add one more thing to the list.  I got a lead on your boy Crowley.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY
 +
 
 +
Bobby grabs a pencil and leans forward
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  AKA-
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS: -Fergus Rodrick MacLeod. Born in Canisbay Scotland 1661.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Great I don't know what that's gonna get me.
 +
 
 +
RUFFUS:  Alright-
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:- well behind door number 2 Bob, Crowley had a son.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAYI
 +
 
 +
BOBBY: (very interested)  Did he now?
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  Yeah by the name of Gavin
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  Moved across the pond when his parents bit it.  Captained a trading ship-
 +
 
 +
NT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  went down in Massachusetts in 1723.
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS: Couple of  Cousteau wannabes found the wreck about 30 years ago.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Did they fish out his bones?
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  No. No/
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  They did find his signet ring though.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  It's part of the Treasures of-
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
RUFUS: -the Deep exhibit at the Maritime Museum at Andover.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I need that ring
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
 
 +
Rufus widens his eyes
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  oooh.  Oooh Are you askin' for my help Bob?
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House Day
 +
 
 +
Bobby looks at the phone like he wishes he could strangle it
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  Bobby?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  (irritated) I'm asking for a ring.  And-
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I'd appreciate your-
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  (making a face) help getting it.
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS: (chuckles) I'm way ahead of you brother-
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  I'm headed for Andover now.  I should be over there about midnight.
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  Your uh...your thinking hostage exchange aren't you?
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  You get the ring you can summon juniors ghost
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  get the ghost you can swap Crowley his son for your soul.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY
 +
BOBBY:  Something like that
 +
 
 +
EXT-In front of a diner DAY
 +
 
 +
RUFUS: Let's hope that works out.
 +
 
 +
Scene ends
 +
 
 +
EXT-Bobby's SALVAGE YARD NIGHT
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE Night
 +
 
 +
Bobby is opening the refrigerator to get the cobbler Marcy made him.  Bobby gets a knife to get a slice when the phone rings.  Bobby puts down the knife to answer the phone. The caller id says John P. Jones
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Dean?  Are you alright?
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel Room Night
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  Yeah.  Yeah, the Lamnia grilled up fine.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I sense a but coming on.
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel Room Night
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  It's Sam, Bobby.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Bobby looks toward heaven
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel Room Night
 +
 
 +
DEAN:He's – He's different.  You know I get it.  You go through something like that and – and you change,  But- (sees Sam outside the hotel window talking on the phone.  Something's not right to me.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Bobby hears the other line beeping and checks the caller id.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Dean.
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  I got a few questions-
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel Room Night
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  -about that year.
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  You saw him and I didn't.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Dean. Dean. I got another call.
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel Room Night
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  You what?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Just hang on-
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I got take this.  It's-
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel Room Night
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  -important
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  (laughs) More important than Sam?( Dean hears Bobby clicks over the line)  Bobby?
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Bobby can hear sirens over the phone
 +
 
 +
BOBBY: Rufus?
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Rufus is driving very fast with police sirens and lights flashing behind him
 +
 
 +
RUFUS: The good news is I snagged the ring, Bobby.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  However...
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Tell me that ain't-
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road NIGHT
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  Yeah. Yeah.  Three guesses and one of them ain't the paramedics.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Bobby listens helplessly
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road NIGHT
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  Listen Bobby – Bobby I gotta -
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  -stash this ring.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Well don't swallow it.
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road NIGHT
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  (pauses) RIGHT!  I'm swallowing it Bobby! (Rufus swallows the ring)
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Don't swallow it! (Bobby can hear Rufus swallowing something then drinking something.
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Rufus sighs
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Damn it.
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  Oh hell
 +
 
 +
Police Officer;s Voice:  Put your hands where I can see them.
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  Whoa whoa whoa!  That is unnecessary force!  I know my rights!
 +
 
 +
Bobby hangs up on Rufus and clicks back to Dean.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Still there Dean?
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
DEAN:Bobby what the hell?
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Bobby looks annoyed.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I'm uh.... sorry
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Dean gets up to talk
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  You know you are the one person that I can talk to about this stuff about Sam-
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
DEAN: about leaving Lisa and Ben.  I mean I don't even know which way is up right now.
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  Bobby?
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Bobby is staring off trance like
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  Hello?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I hear you son, I – it's just not a good time.
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  Alright you know what-
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
DEAN: - forget it.  I mean I'm baring my soul like a freaking girl and -
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  - and you've got stuff to do.  So that is.  That's fine.
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  That's fine but, seriously a bit selfish.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  Not all about you.
 +
 
 +
Bobby gets angry and leans forward.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Where's your brother?
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Dean makes a face like why do you ask.
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  Outside
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Get him.
 +
Bobby pours himself a drink as Dean fetches his brother
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  You're on speaker Bobby.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Sam.  Dean
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I love you like my own.  I do.  But sometimes-
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Bobby pauses and takes a long drink
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Sometimes
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  You two are the whiniest, most self absorbed son-of-a-bitches I've ever met!
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I'm selfish? Me? I do everything for you!  Everything! You need some lores scrounged up.-
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Dean and Sam are staring at the phone
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  you need your asses out of the fire-
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  You need someone to bitch ro about each other
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Sam looks at Dean puzzled
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  you call me and I come through-
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Every single damn time!
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  And what do I get for it?
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
BOBBY: Jack with a side of squat!
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
DEAN: Bobby
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Do I sound like I'm done?
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Now look.  I know you've got issues
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Bobby is pacing the room
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  God knows I know.  But I've got a news flash for you.  You ain't the center of the universe!
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Now it may have slipped your mind but-
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Crowley owns my soul!  And the meter is running!
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  And I will be damned if I'm going to sit around
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY: And – And be damned!  So how about you two sack up and help me for once!
 +
 
 +
INT-Hotel NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Dean looks very humble and Sam calm
 +
 
 +
SAM:  Bobby all- all you got to do is ask.
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  Anything you need... we're there
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Bobby still cooling off shakes his head and the scene fades out
 +
 
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road on a bridge DAY
 +
 
 +
Bobby is leaning on a car, arms crossed, waiting.  Sheriff Mills drives up, puts the patrol car in park and turns off the engine.  Sheriff Mills leans slightly towards Bobby.
 +
 
 +
SHERIFF MILLS:  I got a call from Marcy Wards. Seems she had a little “home invasion?”  Told her I would look into it. (The Sheriff smiles) I didn't bother filing a report.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Thanks. (takes a deep breath) I need a favor.
 +
 
 +
SHERIFF MILLS: Luther Vandros show up?  Tell him I'm a fan.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  His real name is Rufus Turner.  He's being held over in Andover, Mass. On a burglary charge. I need you to get him extradited over here.
 +
 
 +
SHERIFF MILLS:  Extradited?  Extradited for what?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  For murder.
 +
 
 +
SHERIFF MILLS:  (laughs then sees that Bobby is not joking) Your not joking? (Bobby shakes his head no)  Do you have any idea what it takes to extradite a prisoner?  I'd need a court order, permission from the DA... I-I'd have to call in every marker I've got and hand out a few to boot.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  So you're saying there's a chance.
 +
 
 +
SHERIFF MILLS:  And if by some miracle we can get him here, then what?  Your pal's here on a murder charge.  How are you gonna get him out from under that one?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Let me handle the B side.
 +
 
 +
SHERIFF MILLS: (laughs) I like you, Bobby. (Bobby lowers his head a bit) But this could nuke my career.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY: (sighs)  Look I've done a lot for this town.  Some you know about. (Tilts head) some you don't. (pauses for a breathe)  And I'm not real good at this whole asking for help thing but- (looks at Sheriff Mills)
 +
 
 +
SHERIFF MILLS:  I'm sorry, Bobby.  I can't. 
 +
 
 +
Sheriff Mills starts the patrol car and drives off leaving Bobby still on the side of the road.
 +
 
 +
Scene fades out.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House DAY
 +
 
 +
Bobby pours himself a drink.  Bobby is about to take a drink when he hears pounding on his back door.  Bobby opens the door to see Sheriff Mills.... with Rufus.
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  Miss me?
 +
Rufus laughs and walks into Bobby's kitchen as Bobby watches him, Bobby quickly looks in shock at Sheriff Mills.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  How did you-
 +
 
 +
SHERIFF MILLS: (shakes he head)  Don't ask.  You got one hour, then I call the feds and tell them he busted out.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Thanks
 +
 
 +
SHERIFF MILLS:  I lose my job over this I am taking it out of your ass!
 +
 
 +
Sheriff Mills storms off as Bobby nods to himself.  Bobby then turns his attention to Rufus, who is looking around the kitchen.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Please tell me the ring is still inside your stomach.
 +
 
 +
Rufus fishes in his pants pocket and produces the ring for Bobby.  Bobby looks at the ring.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I'll go boil some water.
 +
 
 +
Bobby walks off.  Rufus looks at him walk away
 +
 
 +
RUFUS:  What
 +
 
 +
scene fades to black
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House
 +
 
 +
Bobby pours a circle of salt and appears to be performing a summoning spell
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Amate spiritus oscorte tae quadaramos aramos nobiscume quarde ahpule nos chikitara
 +
 
 +
Bobby throws something at the candle that makes the flame flare high.  Bobby can soon see his breathe in front of him.  There is a ghost flickering to his right.  Bobby slowly turns to look at the spirit.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Gavin MacLeod?
 +
 
 +
GAVIN:  Yes. (pause) Is this...hell?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  That's gonna depend on you.  (Gavin stares at Bobby) You Fredrick MacLeod's boy? (Gavin nods)  You and me...we're gonna have a nice long chat.
 +
 
 +
Scene fades out
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House
 +
 
 +
Bobby is performing another summoning ritual.  This time Crowley shows up and he looks very annoyed.
 +
BOBBY:  Well you look like hammered crap.
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY:  And you're a vision as always.
 +
 
 +
Bobby and Crowley look each other over, then Crowley looks up to see that he is standing beneath a Devil's Trap.
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY:  Don't we both now how this game ends?  Really Bobby, you gotta know when to fold 'em
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Word on the street is, ever since Lucifer went to the poke you are the new big kahuna downstairs
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY:  See you've been reading the trades.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Trouble in Paradise?
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY:  Mate.  YOU...have no idea. (Crowley gets a glass and pours a drink he has brought himself)  I thought when I got the corner office (Crowley drops some antacid in the drink) I thought it was all going to be  rainbows and two headed puppies. (turns to look at Bobby)  But, if I'm being honest it's been Hell. (takes a drink)
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I thought that was the point.
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY: (finishes his drink and puts the glass on the table)  You know what the trouble with demons is?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  They're demons
 +
 +
CROWLEY:  Exactly.  Evil lying brats.  The whole lot of them.  And stupid.  Try to show them a- a new way, a better way.  And what do you get?  Bugger all.  You know there's days that I think Lucifer's whole “Spike anything with black eyes plan”; wasn't half bad.  Hmmm.  Feels good to get that off my chest.  We should make this a thing.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY: (sarcastically)  Do I look like Dr. Phil to you?
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY:  A little. (Bobby gives him a dirty look)  Any who.  Obviously not here for a social call.  So on with it.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I want-
 +
 
 +
Crowley grunts to interrupt and puts up his hand
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY:  Save you the recap.  In fact I'll do the shorthand for you. (points at Bobby and speaks in a mock Bobby voice) I want my soul back idjit. (points at self) 'fraid not (points at Bobby in mock voice) but I'm surly and I got a beard GIVE ME!.blah, blah, blah  home spun corn porn insult, witty retort from yours truly... the bottom line is you get bumpkins.  We done?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Just getting started.
 +
 
 +
Bobby looks over to his left and Gavin appears.  Crowley acts startled.  Looks at Gavin then Bobby and back to Gavin.
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY:  Gavin?  (Gavin stares at Crowley)  Is that you?  It-It's been so long. (Gavin continues to stare)  I love you so- (Crowley can no longer pretend and laughs) sorry.  Your soul for my boy is that it, right?  I've got to give you credit for thinking outside the box on that one, but- problem is... I loathe the little bastard.  You want to torture him just let me pull up a chair and watch.  Hell, burn his bones and send him down to me and we can have a family reunion.  That right, son?  You picked the wrong bargaining chip this time my friend.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  He ain't a chip.  (Crowley looks confused) I was just using him to dig up dirt on you.  And since Gavin hates you maybe even more than you hate him, he was more than happy to squawk. 
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY:  What did you tell him, son?
 +
 
 +
GAVIN: (smiles wickedly) Everything.
 +
 
 +
Gavin looks very satisfied then flickers out.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY: (walking toward Crowley) I know it all now.  Fergus.  You may be king of the dirt bags here but, in life, you were nothing but a two bit tailor who sold his soul in exchange for an extra  three inches below the belt.
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY:  Just trying to hit double digits. (Bobby smiles at Crowley)  So you got a glimpse behind the curtain and?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  And- now I know where you are planted.
 +
 
 +
Bobby picks up a cell phone and tosses it at Crowley.  Crowley puts the phone to his ear and hears Dean's voice
 +
 
 +
DEAN: (on phone) Hiya Crowley
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY:  Dean, it's been a long time.  We should get together.
 +
 
 +
DEAN:Sure-
 +
 
 +
EXT-Graveyard in Scotland DAY
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  -we'll have to do that when I get back.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY:  Back?
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  Yeah.  Me and Sam-
 +
 +
EXT-Graveyard in DAY
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  -we've gone international.  In fact, we're in your neck of the woods.  (As Dean speaks we see the scenery and the boys by an open grave.)
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House
 +
 
 +
Crowley looks upset
 +
 
 +
EXT-Graveyard in Scotland DAY
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  Did you really use to wear a skirt?
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY:  A kilt.  I had very athletic calves. (Bobby is smiling at Crowley)  What's the game?
 +
 
 +
DEAN: (on phone) Dominoes.
 +
 
 +
EXT-Graveyard in Scotland DAY
 +
 +
DEAN:  In fact we just dug yours up.
 +
 
 +
Sam and Dean are looking down at a pile of bones
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY: (to Bobby) This is ridiculous.  The whole burning bones thing, it's a myth.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I know an employee of yours who would disagree.
 +
 
 +
Flashback to the demon Bobby was interrogating
 +
 
 +
CROSSROADS DEMON:  What's that?
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  You don't recognize them?  They're yours. (inside a bag are human bones)
 +
 
 +
Bobby burns the bones and the Crossroads demon burns in her chair as well.
 +
 
 +
End flashback
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY:  That's were she'd gone to.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  You demons.  You think you're something special.  But you're just spirits.  Twisted, perverted, evil spirits.  But, end of the day, you're nothing but ghosts with an ego.  (Crowley has his jaw set)  We torch your bones, you go up in flames.
 +
 
 +
DEAN: (over phone clicking lighter)  Hear that, Crowley?
 +
 
 +
Crowley looks down at the phone
 +
 
 +
EXT-Graveyard in Scotland DAY
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  That's me flicking my bic for you
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Your bones for my soul.  Going once (sound of Dean playing with the lighter)
 +
 
 +
EXT-Graveyard in Scotland DAY
 +
 
 +
Dean flicking the lighter listening
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  (hear Dean playing with the lighter) Going twice.
 +
 
 +
Crowley tosses the phone to the ground
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY: (exasperated)  Barks
 +
 
 +
Crowley raises his hand palm up to reveal the contract on Bobby's arms, he then turns his hand over and in a wiping motion begins to erase the contract.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  You can go ahead and leave in the part about my legs.
 +
 
 +
Crowley rolls his eyes, but does as he is told.  The rest of the contract disappears.
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Pleasure doing business with you.
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY:  Now if you don't mind. (Crowley's gaze goes up to the Devil's Trap over his head)
 +
 
 +
EXT-Graveyard in Scotland DAY
 +
 
 +
Sam and Dean are still standing over Crowley's bones waiting for Bobby.  Crowley appears behind them carrying a bag.
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY: I believe (Sam and Dean turn at Crowley's voice) those are mine.
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  (clicking lighter) You know now that I think about it, maybe I'll just napalm your ass anyhow.
 +
 
 +
Crowley just looks at Dean as Sam shuts out the flame of the lighter in Dean's hand
 +
 
 +
SAM:  Dean, he's a dick, but a deal is a deal.
 +
 
 +
Crowley walks past the boys.
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY: (to Sam)  I don't need you fight my battles for me, Moose.  Get bent.
 +
Sam looks at Crowley as if to say whatever and looks slightly amused.  Crowley inspects the bones as he puts them in the bag.  Then rises to look at Sam and Dean.
 +
 
 +
CROWLEY:  No if you'll excuse me.  I've a little hell to raise.
 +
 
 +
Crowley disappears and the camera pans out to the landscape that is Scotland
 +
 
 +
End scene
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road in Scotland NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY: (voice over speaker phone) I appreciate you boys lending a hand.
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  Hey any time we get to punk Crowley, works for us.
 +
 
 +
SAM: Yeah
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Still, I know how much you love flying the friendly skies.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  I guess a nine hour plane trip was no picnic.
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road in Scotland NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:What did you do, drink your way through it?
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  I was fine
 +
 
 +
SAM:  No, he white knuckled his way through four puke bags.
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  But at least I was sober.  If some nut job decided to try something I was ready.  I had a fork.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House
 +
 
 +
BOBBY: (laughs) Listen.  Um- about the things I said earlier.  I was in a tough spot and I guess I was
 +
 
 +
SAM:  You were right Bobby-
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road in Scotland NIGHT
 +
 
 +
SAM: - we take you for granted
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  You've been cleaning up our messes for years, Bobby.  If it wasn't for you I don't even want to think where Sam and I would have ended up.
 +
 
 +
Sam nods in agreement
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House DAY
 +
Bobby is silent for a moment
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Okay then, lets roll credits on this chick flick.
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road in Scotland NIGHT
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  You boys have a safe flight
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House DAY
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Try some of the local grub, I hear it's...exotic.
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road in Scotland NIGHT
 +
 
 +
DEAN:  Oh yeah, no definitely we are.  I hear they have an Olive Garden.
 +
 
 +
Sam looks at Dean.
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House
 +
 
 +
Bobby rolls his eyes and hangs up the phone.
 +
 
 +
EXT-Road in Scotland NIGHT
 +
 
 +
Sam tries to hang up the phone, but the car is so small he honks the horn (Dean is driving)
 +
 
 +
INT-Bobby's House DAY
 +
 
 +
Bobby has actually cut a piece of the cobbler and sits down.  As Bobby gets ready to take a bite the phone rings.  Bobby puts down the fork and the plate as he gets up to answer the phone.  Bobby gets the phone that is ringing
 +
 
 +
BOBBY:  Willis. (listens to the other person)  Yes he is.  One of our best agents in fact.
 +
 
 +
The End

Revision as of 06:19, 20 November 2010


SUPERNATURAL

6.04 Weekend At Bobby's

Written by: Andrew Dabb and Daniel Loflin

Directed by: Jensen Ackles

Air Date: 15 October 2010



Then

(from Two Minutes to Midnight)

CROWLEY: Name's Crowley BOBBY: You're Crowley? CROWLEY: So you HAVE heard of me? CROWLEY: I can give you anything you want.... All I need is- BOBBY: My soul DEAN: You sold your soul? CROWLEY: No more like pawned it. I fully intend to give it back. DEAN: Well then give it back CROWLEY: I can't DEAN: Can't or won't CROWLEY: I won't alright, it's insurance

BOBBY: Rufus Turner, he's a hunter. DEAN: He's one of your old friend's? BOBBY: Friends? Well he ain't the Christmas card type.

(from Real Men Don't Wear Plaid)

SHERIFF JODY MILLS: Gentlemen, I'm sheriff Jody Mills. I don't believe we've had the pleasure BOBBY: Agent Willis speaking SHERIFF JODY MILLS: Bobby? BOBBY(groans) SAM: So you know Bobby Singer?

SAM: I thought the sheriff hated you? BOBBY: She did until five days ago DEAN: What happened five days ago? BOBBY: The dead started rising all over town.

(from Two Minutes Til Midnight)

CROWLEY: Bobby are you just going to sit there? BOBBY: No, I'm gonna Riverdance, CROWLEY: You really wasted that crossroads deal BOBBY: Son-of-a-bitch CROWLEY: Hello, king of the Crossroads

(from The Third Man)

DEAN: Are you okay? SAM: Yeah I'm great DEAN: There's been a few times you've got me wondering. Something different with you SAM: I'm okay DEAN: You went to hell, Sam

One Year Ago

Int-Bobby's House. Living room day

TV: Yesterday this Galveston shoreline was being pounded by ten foot swells and winds speeds of up to 150 mph and today, well there's not a cloud in sight. Hurricane Tiffany-

The camera turns away to face the other side of the room where Bobby is working on some sort of magical ritual.

BOBBY recites spell in another language as he adds his blood to a large bowl then tosses a match in it.

CROWLEY appears in the kitchen doorway.

CROWLEY: Making merry are we? BOBBY: Bite me

CROWLEY: If that's your thing. (snaps fingers to turn off tv and steps toward Bobby) That Swan dive of Sam's was a thing of beauty. Tens all the way around. Standing ov'. From the Romanian judge. You should be proud Bobby, As deaths go, it was not too shabby. Cheer up mate we just saved the sodding world together. Me, I've been celebrating.

BOBBY: I'd hate to see what you call celebrating.

CROWLEY: Yes, you would.

Bobby lifts a bottle of alcohol and offers to Crowley

BOBBY: Drink?

CROWLEY: (looks appalled) No!

Bobby pours himself a drink.

BOBBY: Let me get this straight we just (mocking Crowley's accent) “saved the sodding world together” and you're too good to drink with me?

CROWLEY: Obviously... (Crowley points to a bottle on the television) you don't have my brand.

BOBBY: What's your poison your highness?

DROWLEY: (breaths in deep) Craig. Aged 30 years at least. I've been drinking it since grade school.

BOBBY: Well I got Old Rot Gut aged 6 days (Bobby takes a drink as Crowley watches)

CROWLEY: Swill like that is gonna burn a hole in your soul- oops sorry, my soul. But that is why you called. Our little deal.

BOBBY: Yeah well, it's about time you hold up your end and give it back,

CROWLEY: Give it back?

BOBBY: Our deal was, we ice Lucifer, you rip up the lease.

CROWLEY:(smirks) oh (turns away from Bobby) you didn't read your contract..

BOBBY: What the hell are you talking about contract?

Crowley turns toward Bobby, snaps his fingers and points. Bobby rises in pain as writing appears on his body.

CROWLEY: Paragraph 18 subsection B, which is on you naughty pits: I only have to make “best efforts” to give you back your soul.

Bobby gets angry

BOBBY: Meaning what?

CROWLEY: Meaning (makes a straining gesture and sighs) but I can't

BOBBY: You lying sack of- (Crowley cuts him off)

CROWLEY: -Ten years (Crowley walks across the room towards Bobby) you come to daddy. Until then I suggest you start drinking the good stuff.

BOBBY: I figured you'd say that. So you can rot here til you change you mind.

CROWLEY: Why? Cause you asked nicely

Bobby shakes his head

BOBBY: No. (Bobby walks past Crowley to the back of the room) Cause I'm going Dateline on your ass. (Bobby turns off the light and we see a Devil's Trap painted on the floor in glowing paint.

CROWLEY: I hope that's paint. (Sarcastically turns toward Bobby) Really(Sighs) What am I going to do?

Bobby turns toward the kitchen to walk away and Crowley lets out a sharp whistle. We hear the growl of Crowley's hell hound as see the effect of it breathing in Bobby's face.

CROW:EY: Doggie breath. (Bobby is covering his face) Bracing isn't it?

Bobby gulps and turns towards Crowley.

CROWLEY: Balls in your court, Robert. Ten years of living or ten years as Alpo.

Bobby looks in the direction of the growls and back at Crowley. Bobby looks at Crowley in disgust. Crowley just smirks happily as Bobby opens his pocket knife and approaches the circle. Bobby scrapes the paint breaking the seal and setting Crowley free.

BOBBY: (holding his knife in a threatening manner) This ain't over.

CROWLEY: I wouldn't have it any other way. (Crowley walk out of the trap and pauses in front of Bobby) Happy hunting.. Crowley walks off leaving Bobby fuming.

End Scene

SUPERNATURAL

Kenosha, Wisconsin Present Day

EXT- park day Children are playing on the playground and not far away Dean is examining a body.

SAM: No EMF.(Dean is pulling his gloved hand out of a whole in the man's chest. Dean looks over his shoulder towards Sam's voice) Find anything in there?

Dean takes off his glove and drops it on the ground

DEAN: Yeah I've got some kind of a claw (Dean picks up the claw from the ground)

SAM: What in the hell leave a claw like that? ( Dean pulls out his phone)

INT-Bobby's House DAY. The phone is heard ringing as the camera scopes the room, it appears to be empty.


EXT- park day

Dean is still waiting for Bobby to answer and looks over at Sam. Sam shrugs.

SAM: Maybe he's in the can


INT-Bobby's House DAY.

The phone is still ringing and Bobby enters the house from the kitchen back door wiping his hands. He tosses the towel and answers the phone

BOBBY: Yeah?


EXT- park day

DEAN: What happen, you fall and can't get up?

BOBBY (over the phone): Hilarious

INT-Bobby's House DAY.

BOBBY: What's up?

DEAN: (over the phone) We're in Wisconsin.

EXT- park day

DEAN: Six bodies, chests cracked wide open. No EMF, no sulfur, no hex bags.

INT-Bobby's House DAY. DEAN: (over the phone)  : We did find this though, hold on.


EXT- park day

Dean takes a picture of the claw with his cell phone

DEAN: Alright check your wagon

NT-Bobby's House DAY.

Bobby watches as the image downloads from his email

BOBBY: That's a new one

EXT- park day

DEAN: Yeah we need an ID ASAP

NT-Bobby's House DAY.

DEAN (voice on the phone) This thing is on a rampage. Call us as soon as you dig something up.

Bobby looks anxious

BOBBY: Dean, I'm a little busy

EXT- park day

DEAN: Well then kick Bo Derek out of your bath tub

NT-Bobby's House DAY.

DEAN (voice over the phone) we gotta case here.

Bobby shakes his head

BOBBY: I'll call you back (he hangs up the phone)

Bobby starts his research. (Gambling Man by Kenny Rogers plays as he works) Bobby is getting frustrated.

BOBBY: Balls! (as he slams a book shut)

EXT- Bobby's town

Bobby is driving and passes his neighbor who waves at him. Bobby waves back.

Bobby drives to the Sioux Falls University Library, but it is closed. Bobby sighs and tries to look inside. Bobby then goes around back and breaks a window to get inside. Bobby falls inside while climbing in the window

BOBBY: Balls!

Bobby goes back to the car with a book. Bobby tries to start the car, but the engine won't turn over.

BOBBY: Come on. Come on. (Bobby tries the engine one more time and sighs) Balls.

Bobby makes it back home at 1:07 AM. Bobby starts doing more research . After 3AM Bobby starts to nod off. Bobby takes some pills and drinks lots of coffee to keep going.

It is the next morning when Bobby calls the boys back.

BOBBY: You're hunting a lamia

INT- Hotel Room in Wisconsin

Dean is eating

DEAN: Come again? (Takes a bite of his sandwich)

BOBBY (voice over phone) It's a monster

INT-Bobby's House Day

BOBBY (looking outside) Juices hearts chugs the blood. (sighs) never heard of one

INT- Hotel Room in Wisconsin

BOBBY (voice over phone): popping up outside of Greece though.

Dean gets up

DEAN: Yeah well looks like this freak is immigrating snacking on cheese heads

INT-Bobby's House Day

DEAN (voice over phone) How do we gank it?

Bobby yawns

BOBBY: There is a couple of ways. Easiest is a silver knife

INT- Hotel Room in Wisconsin

BOBBY (voice over phone): blessed by a padre

DEAN (still chewing) Gotch you (and hangs up the phone) INT-Bobby's House Day

Bobby looks at the receiver and speaks to the dial tone

BOBBY: You're welcome

Bobby hangs up and drops the phone as he yawns

Female Voice: Hey I'm still here!

Bobby walks downstairs where the panic room is

CROSSROADS DEMON: Hey there cranky. You were gone so long I just assumed alcoholic coma.

The crossroads demon is tied to a chair inside a devil's trap

BOBBY: Where were we?

CROSSROADS DEMON (purrs): Your soul.

BOBBY: Right. Talk

CROSSROADS DEMON: Look at you, all in a rush. Foreplay (uncrosses legs and recrosses) gets you more play

BOBBY: I want Crowley's name. (the crossroads demon looks at him and smiles) His real name, back when he was flesh and blood.


CROSSROADS DEMON: (changes eyes from red to normal) Does tying up demons in your basement make you feel better about that time that you killed your wife?

Bobby walks over to a bag and brings it over to the demon.


CROSSROADS DEMON: What's that?

BOBBY: You don't recognize them? They're yours?

Bobby takes the bag and places it in a large metal tub. Bobby walks further back into the basement to grab a flame thrower and ignite the burner.

CROSSROADS DEMON: It won't work. It's a myth.

Bobby is looking at the flame

BOBBY: Well then you've got nothing to worry about.

Bobby turns and waves the flame over the metal tub. The demon screams in pain. Bobby lowers the flame

CROSSROADS DEMON: (panting in pain) I can't

Bobby makes the flame higher again over the tub. The demon sceams. Bobby lowers the flame

CROSSROADS DEMON (her flesh burned) You don't know what he will do to me

BOBBY: Right now you better worry about me

CROSSROADS DEMON: You don't get it, he's the king

Bobby burns her again

BOBBY: King of the Crossroads, I've heard the speech.

CROSSROADS DEMON (seething in pain): No. king of hell.

The doorbell rings. Bobby blows out the pilot of the flame thrower. The doorbell rings again.

CROSSROADS DEMON : You gonna get that or what?

INT-Bobby's HOUSE UPSTAIRS DAY

Bobby walks to the front door as the bell rings again. Bobby looks through the peep hole and sees his female neighbor holding something. Bobby checks his breath and tries to straighten his clothes a bit and opens the door.

BOBBY: (looks around) Marcy

MARCY: Bobby Singer, how long have we been neighbors?

BOBBY: (guessing) Six months?

MARCY: Well don't you think it's time you welcomed me to the neighborhood? (Marcy offers the tray in her arms to Bobby and uncovers it) My famous Ginger Peach Cobbler.

Bobby looks at it, then at Marcy

MARCY: Take a whiff, seriously I'm a genius.

Bobby sniffs, rolls his eyes and smiles and so does Marcy. Marcy then hears the crossroads demon screaming for help. Bobby closes the door slightly

BOBBY: It's stupid horror flicks....Guilty pleasure

MARCY: I love scary movies. Hey have you seen Drag Me To Hell?

BOBBY: (in awkward pause): Trying to avoid it. MARCY: But it's fantastic. (Marcy takes a deep breath) Saturday seven o'clock my house, I'll fix you dinner and I'll whip up a batch of my world famous white chocolate popcorn and we'll watch it. Deal?

Bobby looks down

BOBBY: That sounds super Marcy but uh-

MARCY: Okay, no worries. Um hey, one other thing. Uh my wood chipper is a piece of crap you know and it just broke down on me and – and I hear that you are quite handy. Maybe you could come over and take a look you know just whenever

BOBBY: Yeah. I'll see what I can do.

MARCY (smiling pleased): okay.

The two look at each other, then shake hands

MARCY: Well okay (Marcy holds Bobby's hand for a little longer) okay I'll see you soon

Marcy waves goodbye and she and Bobby turn to leave each looking back at the other a few times. Bobby closes the door and smiles at the cobbler in his hands.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE BASEMENT

Bobby is walking down the stairs

CROSSROADS DEMON: Aww. She sounds nice.(Bobby walks past the demon ignoring her) Are you going to make sweet love to her before you stab her to death Bobby? (Bobby relights the pilot of the flame thrower) That is your usual thing, right?

Bobby aims the flame at the metal tub and the demon starts screaming again

BOBBY: I want Crowley's name now. (the demon continues to scream and we see her flesh blister and burn) Crowley's name

CROSSROADS DEMON: (whimpering) okay, okay.(Bobby take the flame off the tub) MacLeod. Fergus MacLeod. I swear. We call him Lucky the leprechaun behind his back.

BOBBY: MacLeod's Scottish Einstein.

CROSSROADS DEMON: You got what you want now send me back. (Bobby grabs a can of lighter fluid and soaks what's in the tub) No! (Bobby keeps pouring lighter fluid) We had a deal

BOBBY: I gave it my best effort


CROSSROADS DEMON: NO!

The demon screams as Bobby torches the items in the tub SCENE FADES TO BLACK

INT-Bobby's Study DAY

Opens on a map of Scotland. The phone is ringing and Bobby checks the caller ID and answers

BOBBY: Yeah Garth, what do you got? (Bobby listens to Garth) Never heard of a vamp doin that. It doesn't sound like our kind of thing. Better drop a dime to the FBI.

Bobby hangs up the phone and places it back on it's charger. Another phone labeled FBI Tom Willis rings.

BOBBY: Willis, FBI. (Bobby listens to the caller then moans) No Garth, not me the FBI. The real FBI! How are you still alive?

Bobby hangs up the phone and another line rings. It is labeled CDC Frank Castle

BOBBY: Yeah Castle.

Another phone line rings

BOBBY: Yeah

Another line rings

BOBBY: Yeah

Another call

BOBBY: Willis

Bobby is trying to do some work and the phone rings agai

BOBBY: Uh huh

Bobby on another call

BOBBY: Of course she's one of ours. And if she says she's got to dig that grave up, you better damn well let her,

Bobby hangs up the phone labeled police Pete Lovell. Bobby tries to take a sip of coffee and another line rings. Bobby looks bored listening to the caller, then hangs up. Bobby is reading drinking his coffee when her hears banging on his door.

Bobby gets up to answer the back kitchen door. It is Rufus Turner

RUFUS: (out of breath) Good your home! Listen.. You gotta help me bury a body

Bobby stares in disbelief then rolls his eyes annoyed. EXT- Bobby's yard DAY

Bobby is walking with Rufus.

BOBBY: Why'd you bring it here?

RUFUS: The law is on my tail! What was your guess? (Bobby looks at Rufus with sarcasm on his face) What, what, what? They got lucky.

BOBBY: Yeah or your getting slow

RUFUS: Yeah I'm getting slow- says mister sits on his ass all day taking calls.

Bobby and Rufus reach Rufus' truck. Rufus lowers the tailgate and uncovers the body of an Asian woman. Rufus gestures at the body “there it is”

BOBBY: (looking at the body) Vamp, shifter – what.

Rufus is looking down at body.

RUFUS: None of the above. (Rufus pulls the lips on the body back to expose the teeth and looks over at Bobby.)

BOBBY: Okami? Where did you shive it?

RUFUS: Get this. Billings. (Rufus closes the mouth)

BOBBY: The only time I ever saw one of these was in Japan

RUFUS: DUH. No one's seen one of these except in Japan

BOBBY: For what it's worth, Sam and Dean are tracking a Lamia in Wisconsin

RUFUS: Get out. I thought they never leave Greece.

Bobby shakes his head slightly

BOBBY: Monsters lately. Is it me. Or is it weird?

Bobby looks over at Rufus

RUFUS: Yeah well, definitely something. (Rufus stops pondering and snaps his head up) So, you got a shovel?

The sound of a motor is heard as the scene ends

EXT- Bobby's yard DAY

The scene opens with the sound of the motor being traced to the machine that is doing the digging.

Rufus stands by with a shovel Looking impressed watching Bobby operate the machine.

RUFUS: Man, I know what I want for Hanukkah

Rufus smiles at Bobby as we move to the next scene

EXT- Bobby's Yard DAY

The scene opens looking down over a large hole in the ground. Bobby and Rufus approach the hole and Rufus drops the body in the hole. Then we move to the next scene


EXT- Bobby's Yard DAY

Bobby and Rufus are finishing covering up the hole

RUFUS: So the son-of-a-bitch's name is Furgus McCloud?

BOBBY: (straining while shoveling dirt) That's the son-of-a-bitch's name.

RUFUS: (raking the dirt over the ground) Where are you gonna look?

BOBBY: (rests on shovel to look at Rufus) Scotland. Crowley let slip that he likes Craig, it's uh-

RUFUS: (Rufus stops raking) It's scotch. Only made and sold in a tiny area on the north tip of Kadenus county. It's pd in sharp the long finish of citrus and tobacco notes. (Rufus goes back to raking as Bobby stares at him. Rufus notices and stops) hey what- what am I a heathen? (Rufus throws out his arms) I know what Craig is.

Bobby cintinues

BOBBY: Well I got a hunch that's where Crowley lived and died back when he was a human, a few hundred years before he got the big squeeze in hell and came out a demon. (Bobby starts packing the dirt)

RUFUS: (stops to look at Bobby) You know I've got contacts over there.(pauses) I could make a few calls. (starts to rake again)

BOBBY: (rests on shovel again) Well I ain't askin' for no help

RUFUS: (rests on his rake) I ain't askin' for your permission.

Rufus and Bobby smooth over the dirt as the scene ends

INT-Bobby's Kitchen DAY

Bobby is trying to cut a piece of the cobbler and the phone rings. Bobby puts down the knife and walks over to the phone. Bobby looks at the Caller ID and answers BOBBY: Yeah

INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY

DEAN: What's another way to kill a Lamia?

INT-Bobby's Kitchen DAY

BOBBY: Well what happened

INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY

There is a dead priest at Dean's feet

BOBBY: (voice over the phone) to the silver knife blessed by a priest

DEAN: That didn't pan out. What's plan B.

In the background we see Sam being tossed into a pillar, Dean winces

SAM: (in pain) Dean (Sam is pulled off the pillar

INT-Bobby's Study DAY

Bobby is looking in a book and he hears knocking on the front door

VOICE AT DOOR: Police!

Bobby (still on the phone) Balls!

INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY

DEAN: Come on Bobby, get the lead out (we hear the monster still growling)

INT-Bobby's study DAY

Bobby is looking through the book

BOBBY: Where are you?

INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY

DEAN: In a church, in a rectory

INT-Bobby's Study DAY

Bobby still looking though the book.

BOBBY: Is there a kitchen? DEAN: (voice over phone) yeah

BOBBY: Find salt

INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY

Dean is scoping out the kitchen listening to Bobby with the creature's growls in the background

BOBBY: (voice over phone) and rosemary

INT-Bobby's Study DAY

Bobby raises his head at the pounding at his door

VOICE AT DOOR: Open up Singer!

INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY

Sam is being tossed around in the kitchen while Dean, still on the phone with Bobby, searches the cabinets for salt and Rosemary

EXT-Bobby's House DAY

At Bobby's front door is Sheriff Jody Mills and a man

Bobby, still on the phone, opens the door and the man flashes an FBI badge at him

AGENT ADAMS: Mr. Singer. I'm Agent Adams (Adams puts away his badge) I believe you know sheriff Mills

INT-Church in Wisconsin

Dean is still searching the cabinets

INT-Bobby's Front Door DAY

Bobby gestures he will be with Agent Adams and Sheriff Mills in a moment

BOBBY: My mom. Just a sec.

Bobby turns to walk into the study

INT-Church in Wisconsin

Dean is still in the cabinets and he gets excited

DEAN: Rosemary! (the creature growls)

INT-Bobby's Study DAY DEAN: (voice over the phone) I got it!

Bobby walks into the kitchen

BOBBY: Great, Great. Now blend the herbs-

INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY

Dean is poring the salt into a bowl

BOBBY: (voice over phone) saute over a high heat

INT-Bobby's Kitchen DAY

BOBBY: Cook well

INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY

Dean drops his phone and tosses the mix at the Lamia, the creature lets loose a screech

INT-Bobby's Kitchen DAY

Bobby listens to the screams over the phone

INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY

Dean is pulling out the stove. The Lamia tosses Sam hard into a corner.

DEAN: Sammy!

Dean is trying to light his lighter.

INT-Bobby's Kitchen DAY

Bobby is listening

DEAN: (voice heard as the lighter clicks) Fire in the hole!

INT-Church in Wisconsin DAY

Dean has the gas line in had for a makeshift flamethrower and aims it at the Lamia. Sam shields himself in the corner as Dean roasts the creature's sceams are heard

INT-Bobby's Kitchen DAY

BOBBY: Okay. Great. Great, enjoy the roast mom.

Bobby hangs up the phone and turns to see Agent Adams and Sheriff Mills standing by the staircase.

AGENT ADAMS: (has a sketch in his hand) Have you seen this man? Rufus Turner aka Luther Vandros aka Ruben Stutter.

BOBBY: No, I've never seen that dick

AGENT ADAMS: How do you know he's a dick?

BOBBY: Lucky guess.

Sheriff Mills rolls her eyes

AGENT ADAMS: Funny. Cause I got a couple of guys working the highway said they saw him pull o in here. Carrying a body.

Sheriff Mills is just watching the exchange

BOBBY: Well that's ridiculous. Look it's a work day, I gotta

AGENT ADAMS: I just want to take a look around.

Bobby takes two steps in Agent Adams direction

BOBBY: You got a warrant sonny?

AGENT ADAMS: (walking forward to be in Bobby's face) Do I need one, sir?

The two stare at each other and Sheriff Mills decides to step in

SHERIFF MILLS: (patting both men on the chest) Okay fellas put the rulers away. Zip up (talks to Agent Adams) Look Bobby here is a kind of a (looks at Bobby for the right word) Crank. And he ain't a fan of what you call big brother, but me and him – (to Bobby) How long have I been arresting you now? Ten years?

BOBBY There abouts..

SHERIFF MILLS: Yeah we got a history so...what do ya say just let me scope the place out. That okay? You could just wait outside.

AGEBT ADAM: (looks at Sheriff Mills then turns for the door) Five minutes

Sheriff Mills follows him a way and watches him go outside closing the door behind him. She then turns back for Bobby

BOBBY: Why did you send him outside​?

SHERIFF MILLS: I didn't think you wanted him in here

BOBBY: I don't I've got a body in the basement.

SHERIFF MILLS: My point.

BOBBY: Yeah but I've got another body buried in the yard.(Sheriff Mills' eyes get wide)

SHERIFF MILLS: Damn it. (She goes to the front door to take a quick peek outside. Then looks at Bobby.) He's not there.

BOBBY: (irritated sighs) Balls!

EXT-Bobby's Yard Day

Sheriff Mills and Bobby walk together to where Rufus and Bobby had buried the Okami and find Agent Adams.

AGENT ADAMS: Mr. Singer, come with me please.

Bobby and Sheriff Mills exchange a look, then follow Agent Adams. Agent Adams stops in front of a now empty hole. Bobby gives Sheriff Mills a worried look.

AGENT ADAMS: Do you mind explaining this?

BOBBY: What you never had a septic tank explode on you. I got it pretty well cleaned up but, watch where you step.

Agent Adams checks the bottom of his shoes.

EXT- A Road at Night

Rufus is driving while on the phone with Bobby

BOBBY (voice over the phone): Get back here!

RUFUS: Get back- I am two states over I can't

INT-Bobby's HOUSE Night

Bobby is on the phone while carrying a large bag

BOBBY: Your Okami ain't dead

EXT- A Road at Night

RUFUS: Of course it is

INT-Bobby's HOUSE Night

Bobby pulls various knives out of a bag

BOBBY: Did you use a bamboo dagger? RUFUS (voice over phone) Of course!

BOBBY: Blessed by a Shinto priest?

EXT-Road Night

RUFUS: I'm not an imbecile Bobby,

INT-Bobby's HOUSE Night

BOBBY: Did you stab it seven times?

EXT-Road Night

RUFUS(pauses): Five times.

NT-Bobby's HOUSE Night

BOBBY (exasperated): It's seven!

EXT-Road Night

RUFUS(pauses): No I'm pretty sure it's five.

NT-Bobby's HOUSE Night

BOBBY: Clearly it's seven times-

EXT-Road Night

BOBBY (voice): -the damn hole is empty.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE Night

BOBBY: What was it feeding on when you found it?

EXT-Road Night

RUFUS: Single white females-

NT-Bobby's HOUSE Night

RUFUS (voice) -at night while they slept.

Bobby has an oh no look on his face.

INT-Marcy's HOUSE Night

Marcy is getting ready to go to bed. She closes on open window and locks it. She turns to go down the hall and we see a figure quickly pass the window. Marcy goes to lock the front door as something watches from the kitchen. Marcy has just walked away from the door when Bobby kicks in the door scaring her half to death.

MARCY: (screams) Bobby?

BOBBY: (out of breath) Where's your bedroom?

Marcy still in shock points the way and Bobby runs down the hall. Bobby pushes open the door and checks under the bed. As Bobby continues his check Marcy walks in.

MARCY: Bobby I'm trying to keep my cool but, what are you doing in my house with a shotgun?

BOBBY: (stops searching to look at Marcy) Have you seen anything (pauses for the right word) weird?

MARCY: (raises eyebrows as if to say seriously) You mean besides you?

Marcy's eyes wander up to the corner of the ceiling and she gasps. Bobby follows her gaze to the corner behind him and the Okami pounces on him. The Okami wrestles with Bobby and tosses him out the window. The Okami then turns to Marcy who quickly backs out of the room closing the door on the way, The Okami does not follow her, instead it goes out the same window Bobby did. Bobby is just getting up when the Okami rushes him, knocks him back down. Bobby gets up and the Okami lunges at him again, but Bobby sidesteps and it crashes into a tree. Bobby tries to keep it pinned against the tree but the Okami snaps in his face and pushes him off. Bobby hits the wood chipper and powers it up on accident. Bobby is shocked that the machine has started and the Okami attacks again. The two end up wrestling near the blades when Marcy comes running outside.

MARCY: (screaming)Bobby No! Look out!

Bobby knees the Okami and rolls out from under her. Bobby then shoves her toward the blades and blood and flesh start to come out of the other end of the wood chipper... where Marcy is standing. Bobby is hit with some of the blood as the rest of the Okami is shredded. Bobby then walks to the controls to turn off the wood chipper and sees Marcy.

BOBBY: I uh- I thought your chipper was broke.

MARCY: (covered in blood and in a bit of shock) I just said that to get you over here.

BOBBY: (pauses) Well I- I guess I could come over for dinner some night. Might be fun.

MARCY: (looks very scared) I don't think so

BOBBY: (has an “it figures” look and nods) Story of my life.

Scene fades to black.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY

Bobby is on the phone with Rufus

RUFUS: You're still alive huh.

BOBBY: Well don't act so surprised

EXT-In front of a diner DAY

Rufus is parked in front of a diner while talking to Bobby

RUFUS: How about Godzilla?

BOBBY: Put her down.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY

RUFUS: So you just happened to have a bamboo dagger blessed by a Shinto priest just laying around?

BOBBY: Wood chipper.

EXT-In front of a diner DAY

RUFUS: Oh Okie dokie. Wood chipper that – that pretty much trumps everything.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY

Bobby nods

EXT-In front of a diner DAY

RUFUS: Look, listen Bobby, thank you. I screwed up.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY

BOBBY: Forget it. I figure-


EXT-In front of a diner DAY

BOBBY: I still owe you more than you owe me.

Rufus is taken back by Bobby's words.

RUFUS: Alrighty, then add one more thing to the list. I got a lead on your boy Crowley.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY

Bobby grabs a pencil and leans forward

RUFUS: AKA-

EXT-In front of a diner DAY

RUFUS: -Fergus Rodrick MacLeod. Born in Canisbay Scotland 1661.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY

BOBBY: Great I don't know what that's gonna get me.

RUFFUS: Alright-

EXT-In front of a diner DAY

RUFUS:- well behind door number 2 Bob, Crowley had a son.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAYI

BOBBY: (very interested) Did he now?

RUFUS: Yeah by the name of Gavin

EXT-In front of a diner DAY

RUFUS:  Moved across the pond when his parents bit it.  Captained a trading ship-

NT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY

RUFUS:  went down in Massachusetts in 1723.

EXT-In front of a diner DAY

RUFUS: Couple of  Cousteau wannabes found the wreck about 30 years ago.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY

BOBBY: Did they fish out his bones?

RUFUS: No. No/

EXT-In front of a diner DAY

RUFUS:  They did find his signet ring though.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY

RUFUS: It's part of the Treasures of-

EXT-In front of a diner DAY RUFUS: -the Deep exhibit at the Maritime Museum at Andover.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY

BOBBY: I need that ring

EXT-In front of a diner DAY

Rufus widens his eyes

RUFUS: oooh. Oooh Are you askin' for my help Bob?

INT-Bobby's House Day

Bobby looks at the phone like he wishes he could strangle it

RUFUS: Bobby?

BOBBY: (irritated) I'm asking for a ring. And-

EXT-In front of a diner DAY

BOBBY: I'd appreciate your-

INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY

BOBBY: (making a face) help getting it.

EXT-In front of a diner DAY

RUFUS: (chuckles) I'm way ahead of you brother-

INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY

RUFUS: I'm headed for Andover now. I should be over there about midnight.

EXT-In front of a diner DAY

RUFUS: Your uh...your thinking hostage exchange aren't you?

INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY

RUFUS: You get the ring you can summon juniors ghost

EXT-In front of a diner DAY

RUFUS: get the ghost you can swap Crowley his son for your soul.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE DAY BOBBY: Something like that

EXT-In front of a diner DAY

RUFUS: Let's hope that works out.

Scene ends

EXT-Bobby's SALVAGE YARD NIGHT

INT-Bobby's HOUSE Night

Bobby is opening the refrigerator to get the cobbler Marcy made him. Bobby gets a knife to get a slice when the phone rings. Bobby puts down the knife to answer the phone. The caller id says John P. Jones

BOBBY: Dean? Are you alright?

INT-Hotel Room Night

DEAN: Yeah. Yeah, the Lamnia grilled up fine.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

BOBBY: I sense a but coming on.

INT-Hotel Room Night

DEAN: It's Sam, Bobby.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

Bobby looks toward heaven

INT-Hotel Room Night

DEAN:He's – He's different. You know I get it. You go through something like that and – and you change, But- (sees Sam outside the hotel window talking on the phone. Something's not right to me.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

Bobby hears the other line beeping and checks the caller id.

BOBBY: Dean.

DEAN: I got a few questions-

INT-Hotel Room Night

DEAN: -about that year. INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

DEAN: You saw him and I didn't.

BOBBY: Dean. Dean. I got another call.

INT-Hotel Room Night

DEAN: You what?

BOBBY: Just hang on-

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

BOBBY: I got take this. It's-

INT-Hotel Room Night

BOBBY: -important

DEAN: (laughs) More important than Sam?( Dean hears Bobby clicks over the line) Bobby?

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

Bobby can hear sirens over the phone

BOBBY: Rufus?

EXT-Road NIGHT

Rufus is driving very fast with police sirens and lights flashing behind him

RUFUS: The good news is I snagged the ring, Bobby.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

RUFUS: However...

BOBBY: Tell me that ain't-

EXT-Road NIGHT

RUFUS: Yeah. Yeah. Three guesses and one of them ain't the paramedics.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

Bobby listens helplessly

EXT-Road NIGHT

RUFUS: Listen Bobby – Bobby I gotta -

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

RUFUS: -stash this ring.

BOBBY: Well don't swallow it.

EXT-Road NIGHT

RUFUS: (pauses) RIGHT! I'm swallowing it Bobby! (Rufus swallows the ring)

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

BOBBY: Don't swallow it! (Bobby can hear Rufus swallowing something then drinking something.

EXT-Road NIGHT

Rufus sighs

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

BOBBY: Damn it.

RUFUS: Oh hell

Police Officer;s Voice: Put your hands where I can see them.

RUFUS: Whoa whoa whoa! That is unnecessary force! I know my rights!

Bobby hangs up on Rufus and clicks back to Dean.

BOBBY: Still there Dean?

INT-Hotel NIGHT

DEAN:Bobby what the hell?

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

Bobby looks annoyed.

BOBBY: I'm uh.... sorry

INT-Hotel NIGHT

Dean gets up to talk

DEAN: You know you are the one person that I can talk to about this stuff about Sam-

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

DEAN: about leaving Lisa and Ben. I mean I don't even know which way is up right now.

INT-Hotel NIGHT

DEAN: Bobby?

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

Bobby is staring off trance like

DEAN: Hello?

BOBBY: I hear you son, I – it's just not a good time.

DEAN: Alright you know what-

INT-Hotel NIGHT

DEAN: - forget it. I mean I'm baring my soul like a freaking girl and -

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

DEAN: - and you've got stuff to do. So that is. That's fine.

INT-Hotel NIGHT

DEAN: That's fine but, seriously a bit selfish.

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

DEAN: Not all about you.

Bobby gets angry and leans forward.

BOBBY: Where's your brother?

INT-Hotel NIGHT

Dean makes a face like why do you ask.

DEAN: Outside

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

BOBBY: Get him. Bobby pours himself a drink as Dean fetches his brother

DEAN: You're on speaker Bobby.

BOBBY: Sam. Dean

INT-Hotel NIGHT

BOBBY: I love you like my own. I do. But sometimes-

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

Bobby pauses and takes a long drink

BOBBY: Sometimes

INT-Hotel NIGHT

BOBBY: You two are the whiniest, most self absorbed son-of-a-bitches I've ever met!

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

BOBBY: I'm selfish? Me? I do everything for you! Everything! You need some lores scrounged up.-

INT-Hotel NIGHT

Dean and Sam are staring at the phone

BOBBY: you need your asses out of the fire-

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

BOBBY: You need someone to bitch ro about each other

INT-Hotel NIGHT

Sam looks at Dean puzzled

BOBBY: you call me and I come through-

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

BOBBY: Every single damn time!

INT-Hotel NIGHT

BOBBY: And what do I get for it?

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT BOBBY: Jack with a side of squat!

INT-Hotel NIGHT

DEAN: Bobby

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

BOBBY: Do I sound like I'm done?

INT-Hotel NIGHT

BOBBY: Now look. I know you've got issues

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

Bobby is pacing the room

BOBBY: God knows I know. But I've got a news flash for you. You ain't the center of the universe!

INT-Hotel NIGHT

BOBBY: Now it may have slipped your mind but-

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

BOBBY: Crowley owns my soul! And the meter is running!

INT-Hotel NIGHT

BOBBY: And I will be damned if I'm going to sit around

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

BOBBY: And – And be damned! So how about you two sack up and help me for once!

INT-Hotel NIGHT

Dean looks very humble and Sam calm

SAM: Bobby all- all you got to do is ask.

DEAN: Anything you need... we're there

INT-Bobby's HOUSE NIGHT

Bobby still cooling off shakes his head and the scene fades out


EXT-Road on a bridge DAY

Bobby is leaning on a car, arms crossed, waiting. Sheriff Mills drives up, puts the patrol car in park and turns off the engine. Sheriff Mills leans slightly towards Bobby.

SHERIFF MILLS: I got a call from Marcy Wards. Seems she had a little “home invasion?” Told her I would look into it. (The Sheriff smiles) I didn't bother filing a report.

BOBBY: Thanks. (takes a deep breath) I need a favor.

SHERIFF MILLS: Luther Vandros show up? Tell him I'm a fan.

BOBBY: His real name is Rufus Turner. He's being held over in Andover, Mass. On a burglary charge. I need you to get him extradited over here.

SHERIFF MILLS: Extradited? Extradited for what?

BOBBY: For murder.

SHERIFF MILLS: (laughs then sees that Bobby is not joking) Your not joking? (Bobby shakes his head no) Do you have any idea what it takes to extradite a prisoner? I'd need a court order, permission from the DA... I-I'd have to call in every marker I've got and hand out a few to boot.

BOBBY: So you're saying there's a chance.

SHERIFF MILLS: And if by some miracle we can get him here, then what? Your pal's here on a murder charge. How are you gonna get him out from under that one?

BOBBY: Let me handle the B side.

SHERIFF MILLS: (laughs) I like you, Bobby. (Bobby lowers his head a bit) But this could nuke my career.

BOBBY: (sighs) Look I've done a lot for this town. Some you know about. (Tilts head) some you don't. (pauses for a breathe) And I'm not real good at this whole asking for help thing but- (looks at Sheriff Mills)

SHERIFF MILLS: I'm sorry, Bobby. I can't.

Sheriff Mills starts the patrol car and drives off leaving Bobby still on the side of the road.

Scene fades out.

INT-Bobby's House DAY

Bobby pours himself a drink. Bobby is about to take a drink when he hears pounding on his back door. Bobby opens the door to see Sheriff Mills.... with Rufus.

RUFUS: Miss me? Rufus laughs and walks into Bobby's kitchen as Bobby watches him, Bobby quickly looks in shock at Sheriff Mills.

BOBBY: How did you-

SHERIFF MILLS: (shakes he head) Don't ask. You got one hour, then I call the feds and tell them he busted out.

BOBBY: Thanks

SHERIFF MILLS: I lose my job over this I am taking it out of your ass!

Sheriff Mills storms off as Bobby nods to himself. Bobby then turns his attention to Rufus, who is looking around the kitchen.

BOBBY: Please tell me the ring is still inside your stomach.

Rufus fishes in his pants pocket and produces the ring for Bobby. Bobby looks at the ring.

BOBBY: I'll go boil some water.

Bobby walks off. Rufus looks at him walk away

RUFUS: What

scene fades to black

INT-Bobby's House

Bobby pours a circle of salt and appears to be performing a summoning spell

BOBBY: Amate spiritus oscorte tae quadaramos aramos nobiscume quarde ahpule nos chikitara

Bobby throws something at the candle that makes the flame flare high. Bobby can soon see his breathe in front of him. There is a ghost flickering to his right. Bobby slowly turns to look at the spirit.

BOBBY: Gavin MacLeod?

GAVIN: Yes. (pause) Is this...hell?

BOBBY: That's gonna depend on you. (Gavin stares at Bobby) You Fredrick MacLeod's boy? (Gavin nods) You and me...we're gonna have a nice long chat.

Scene fades out

INT-Bobby's House

Bobby is performing another summoning ritual. This time Crowley shows up and he looks very annoyed. BOBBY: Well you look like hammered crap.

CROWLEY: And you're a vision as always.

Bobby and Crowley look each other over, then Crowley looks up to see that he is standing beneath a Devil's Trap.

CROWLEY: Don't we both now how this game ends? Really Bobby, you gotta know when to fold 'em

BOBBY: Word on the street is, ever since Lucifer went to the poke you are the new big kahuna downstairs

CROWLEY: See you've been reading the trades.

BOBBY: Trouble in Paradise?

CROWLEY: Mate. YOU...have no idea. (Crowley gets a glass and pours a drink he has brought himself) I thought when I got the corner office (Crowley drops some antacid in the drink) I thought it was all going to be rainbows and two headed puppies. (turns to look at Bobby) But, if I'm being honest it's been Hell. (takes a drink)

BOBBY: I thought that was the point.

CROWLEY: (finishes his drink and puts the glass on the table) You know what the trouble with demons is?

BOBBY: They're demons

CROWLEY: Exactly. Evil lying brats. The whole lot of them. And stupid. Try to show them a- a new way, a better way. And what do you get? Bugger all. You know there's days that I think Lucifer's whole “Spike anything with black eyes plan”; wasn't half bad. Hmmm. Feels good to get that off my chest. We should make this a thing.

BOBBY: (sarcastically) Do I look like Dr. Phil to you?

CROWLEY: A little. (Bobby gives him a dirty look) Any who. Obviously not here for a social call. So on with it.

BOBBY: I want-

Crowley grunts to interrupt and puts up his hand

CROWLEY: Save you the recap. In fact I'll do the shorthand for you. (points at Bobby and speaks in a mock Bobby voice) I want my soul back idjit. (points at self) 'fraid not (points at Bobby in mock voice) but I'm surly and I got a beard GIVE ME!.blah, blah, blah home spun corn porn insult, witty retort from yours truly... the bottom line is you get bumpkins. We done?

BOBBY: Just getting started.

Bobby looks over to his left and Gavin appears. Crowley acts startled. Looks at Gavin then Bobby and back to Gavin.

CROWLEY: Gavin? (Gavin stares at Crowley) Is that you? It-It's been so long. (Gavin continues to stare) I love you so- (Crowley can no longer pretend and laughs) sorry. Your soul for my boy is that it, right? I've got to give you credit for thinking outside the box on that one, but- problem is... I loathe the little bastard. You want to torture him just let me pull up a chair and watch. Hell, burn his bones and send him down to me and we can have a family reunion. That right, son? You picked the wrong bargaining chip this time my friend.

BOBBY: He ain't a chip. (Crowley looks confused) I was just using him to dig up dirt on you. And since Gavin hates you maybe even more than you hate him, he was more than happy to squawk.

CROWLEY: What did you tell him, son?

GAVIN: (smiles wickedly) Everything.

Gavin looks very satisfied then flickers out.

BOBBY: (walking toward Crowley) I know it all now. Fergus. You may be king of the dirt bags here but, in life, you were nothing but a two bit tailor who sold his soul in exchange for an extra three inches below the belt.

CROWLEY: Just trying to hit double digits. (Bobby smiles at Crowley) So you got a glimpse behind the curtain and?

BOBBY: And- now I know where you are planted.

Bobby picks up a cell phone and tosses it at Crowley. Crowley puts the phone to his ear and hears Dean's voice

DEAN: (on phone) Hiya Crowley

CROWLEY: Dean, it's been a long time. We should get together.

DEAN:Sure-

EXT-Graveyard in Scotland DAY

DEAN: -we'll have to do that when I get back.

INT-Bobby's House

CROWLEY: Back?

DEAN: Yeah. Me and Sam-

EXT-Graveyard in DAY

DEAN: -we've gone international. In fact, we're in your neck of the woods. (As Dean speaks we see the scenery and the boys by an open grave.)

INT-Bobby's House

Crowley looks upset

EXT-Graveyard in Scotland DAY

DEAN: Did you really use to wear a skirt?

INT-Bobby's House

CROWLEY: A kilt. I had very athletic calves. (Bobby is smiling at Crowley) What's the game?

DEAN: (on phone) Dominoes.

EXT-Graveyard in Scotland DAY

DEAN: In fact we just dug yours up.

Sam and Dean are looking down at a pile of bones

INT-Bobby's House

CROWLEY: (to Bobby) This is ridiculous. The whole burning bones thing, it's a myth.

BOBBY: I know an employee of yours who would disagree.

Flashback to the demon Bobby was interrogating

CROSSROADS DEMON: What's that?

BOBBY: You don't recognize them? They're yours. (inside a bag are human bones)

Bobby burns the bones and the Crossroads demon burns in her chair as well.

End flashback

INT-Bobby's House

CROWLEY: That's were she'd gone to.

BOBBY: You demons. You think you're something special. But you're just spirits. Twisted, perverted, evil spirits. But, end of the day, you're nothing but ghosts with an ego. (Crowley has his jaw set) We torch your bones, you go up in flames.

DEAN: (over phone clicking lighter) Hear that, Crowley?

Crowley looks down at the phone

EXT-Graveyard in Scotland DAY

DEAN: That's me flicking my bic for you

INT-Bobby's House

BOBBY: Your bones for my soul. Going once (sound of Dean playing with the lighter)

EXT-Graveyard in Scotland DAY

Dean flicking the lighter listening

INT-Bobby's House

BOBBY: (hear Dean playing with the lighter) Going twice.

Crowley tosses the phone to the ground

CROWLEY: (exasperated) Barks

Crowley raises his hand palm up to reveal the contract on Bobby's arms, he then turns his hand over and in a wiping motion begins to erase the contract.

BOBBY: You can go ahead and leave in the part about my legs.

Crowley rolls his eyes, but does as he is told. The rest of the contract disappears.

BOBBY: Pleasure doing business with you.

CROWLEY: Now if you don't mind. (Crowley's gaze goes up to the Devil's Trap over his head)

EXT-Graveyard in Scotland DAY

Sam and Dean are still standing over Crowley's bones waiting for Bobby. Crowley appears behind them carrying a bag.

CROWLEY: I believe (Sam and Dean turn at Crowley's voice) those are mine.

DEAN: (clicking lighter) You know now that I think about it, maybe I'll just napalm your ass anyhow.

Crowley just looks at Dean as Sam shuts out the flame of the lighter in Dean's hand

SAM: Dean, he's a dick, but a deal is a deal.

Crowley walks past the boys.

CROWLEY: (to Sam) I don't need you fight my battles for me, Moose. Get bent. Sam looks at Crowley as if to say whatever and looks slightly amused. Crowley inspects the bones as he puts them in the bag. Then rises to look at Sam and Dean.

CROWLEY: No if you'll excuse me. I've a little hell to raise.

Crowley disappears and the camera pans out to the landscape that is Scotland

End scene

EXT-Road in Scotland NIGHT

BOBBY: (voice over speaker phone) I appreciate you boys lending a hand.

DEAN: Hey any time we get to punk Crowley, works for us.

SAM: Yeah

BOBBY: Still, I know how much you love flying the friendly skies.

INT-Bobby's House

BOBBY: I guess a nine hour plane trip was no picnic.

EXT-Road in Scotland NIGHT

BOBBY:What did you do, drink your way through it?

DEAN: I was fine

SAM: No, he white knuckled his way through four puke bags.

DEAN: But at least I was sober. If some nut job decided to try something I was ready. I had a fork.

INT-Bobby's House

BOBBY: (laughs) Listen. Um- about the things I said earlier. I was in a tough spot and I guess I was

SAM: You were right Bobby-

EXT-Road in Scotland NIGHT

SAM: - we take you for granted

DEAN: You've been cleaning up our messes for years, Bobby. If it wasn't for you I don't even want to think where Sam and I would have ended up.

Sam nods in agreement

INT-Bobby's House DAY Bobby is silent for a moment

BOBBY: Okay then, lets roll credits on this chick flick.

EXT-Road in Scotland NIGHT

BOBBY: You boys have a safe flight

INT-Bobby's House DAY

BOBBY: Try some of the local grub, I hear it's...exotic.

EXT-Road in Scotland NIGHT

DEAN: Oh yeah, no definitely we are. I hear they have an Olive Garden.

Sam looks at Dean.

INT-Bobby's House

Bobby rolls his eyes and hangs up the phone.

EXT-Road in Scotland NIGHT

Sam tries to hang up the phone, but the car is so small he honks the horn (Dean is driving)

INT-Bobby's House DAY

Bobby has actually cut a piece of the cobbler and sits down. As Bobby gets ready to take a bite the phone rings. Bobby puts down the fork and the plate as he gets up to answer the phone. Bobby gets the phone that is ringing

BOBBY: Willis. (listens to the other person) Yes he is. One of our best agents in fact.

The End