5.14 My Bloody Valentine (transcript)
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Written by: Ben Edlund
Directed by: Mike Rohl
Air Date: 11 Feb 2010TEASER
EXT. SIDEWALK - IN FRONT OF ALICE'S APARTMENT BUILDING
RUSSEL First date.
ALICE I had a really good time tonight, Russell.
RUSSEL Alice...Can I see you again? Sunday, maybe? I just don't want to be alone on Valentine's day...Again.
ALICE I know what you mean.
(Russel leans in and kisses Alice. They kiss again more passionately and Alice pulls back)
ALICE I'm sorry. I just - I - I don't want you to think I'm the type of person who--
RUSSEL No, I should apologize--
ALICE Mm!
(Alice kisses Russel again)
INT. ALICE'S APARTMENT
(Alice and Russel are kissing)
RUSSEL Ugh! Oh, god. I respect the crap out of you right now.
ALICE Shut up!
(she bites Russel)
RUSSEL Ah! Ugh!
ALICE Your neck! I think I bit you.
RUSSELL It's okay.It's good
ALICE Ugh! I've been so alone. So empty...
RUSSEL I know. Me too.
ALICE I want you, Russel---All of you... inside me...
(they both take bites out of each other, Alice chewing on a piece of Russel's flesh)
RUSSEL Yes. Ugh!
ALICE Aah! Ugh!
ACT I
INT. ALICE'S APARTMENT -DAY
SAM So...you were the one who found the bodies?
ALICE'S ROOMMATE There was blood everywhere...and... other stuff...I think Alice was already dead.
SAM But Russell wasn't?
ALICE'S ROOMMATE I think he was, mostly, except... he was still sort of...chewing a little.
SAM Oh. Uh-huh.
ALICE'S ROOMMATE How do two people even do that--Eat each other to death?
SAM That's a really good question. Now, the last few days, did you notice her acting erratically?
ALICE'S ROOMMATE How do you mean?
SAM I mean, did she seem...unusually hostile, aggressive?
ALICE'S ROOMMATE No way. Alice never drank, never even swore. She was a nice girl. And I'm talking, like, a nice girl--Like she still had her promise ring, if you know what I mean.
SAM She was a virgin?
ALICE'S ROOMMATE No premarital. I used to wonder how she did it. I mean, you know, didn't do it. It was her first date in months. She was so excited.
SAM Apparently, they were both pretty excited.
INT. MOTEL ROOM ( Sam enters with bags of fast food)
DEAN How'd it go?
SAM Um...No EMF, no sulfur. Ghost possession and demonic possession are both probably out.
DEAN Hmm. That's where I was puttin' my money.
SAM Nope.
DEAN (rubbing his eyes) Well, then what, then? Oh, dude! At the coroner's-- you didn't see these bodies. I mean, these two started eating a- and they just... kept going. I mean, their stomachs were full. Like - like...Thanksgiving-dinner full. Talk about co-dependent.
SAM Well...I mean, we got our feelers out. Not much more we can do tonight. All right. I'm just gonna go through some files. You can go ahead and get going.
DEAN Sorry?
SAM Go ahead. Unleash the kraken. See you tomorrow morning.
DEAN Where am I going?
SAM Dean, it's Valentine's day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it-- Uh, unattached drifter Christmas?
DEAN Oh, yeah. Well... be that as it may...I don't know. Guess I'm not feeling it this year.
SAM So you're not into bars full of lonely women?
DEAN Nah, I guess not. ( takes a sip of his beer) Ahh. What?
SAM That's when a dog doesn't eat-- That's when you know something's really wrong.
DEAN Remarkably patronizing concern duly noted. Nothing's wrong. We gonna work or what?
(Dean joins Sam at the table, Sam eyes Dean worriedly)
INT. OFFICE - NIGHT
BRAD (looking at some papers) Ouch! No me gusta. Have you been proofing this thing, Jimbo?
JIM Sorry?
BRAD Tell me you are not checking your cellphone again! Man, she's got you on a leash.
JIM I'm not on a leash, Brad. She just wants to know where I am.
BRAD She just wants to know that you're whipped.
JIM It's not like that.
BRAD Oh, yeah. It's like...(makes a whip-crack sound and gesture)
JIM Brad, just give me two minutes.
BRAD No, man. No. I'm the project leader on this thing, and I'm not gonna half-ass it just 'cause my wingman has gone mental over some chick he met, like, a week ago.
JANICE Jim? (crying)
BRAD Holy crap.
JANICE Where were you?
JIM I know. It's just I had to--
JANICE You can't choose work over me, Jim!
JIM I won't, Janice. I'm sorry--
BRAD Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Jimbo, due respect, but honestly, bro--(makes whip crack sound)
(without looking at him, Janice shoots Brad in the heart. He falls backward in his chair, dead )
JANICE What are we gonna do, Jimmy?
JIM I don't know, baby. Seems like whatever we do, something in life is always gonna keep us apart-- Work, family, sleep.
JANICE Now prison, maybe...
JIM Maybe. But I think I have an idea...How we can stay together...forever...
(they bring Janice's gun to her chin and aim in toward her head. A shot rings out, followed by another)
INT. ST. JAMES MEDICAL CENTER
(a bald man in a suit passes, Sam hears his heart beating and turns, watching him with an odd expression. Sam sniffs the air. )
DEAN You okay?
SAM Yeah, I'm fine.
DR. CORMAN Agent Marley, you just can't stay away.
DEAN Heard you tagged another double suicide.
DR. CORMAN Well, I just finished closing them up.
DEAN Dr. Corman, (gesturing to Sam) this is my partner, special agent Cliff.
DR. CORMAN Agent Cliff. I've finished my prelims. I pulled the organ sets and sent off the tox samples.
SAM Great. You mind if we take a look at the bodies?
DR. CORMAN Not at all. But like I said -their... Good-and-plenties are already tupperwared.
SAM Super.
DR. CORMAN Leave the keys with Marty up front. And please, gentlemen...refrigerate after opening...
DEAN Hey. (hands Sam one of the hearts they're examining) Be my Valentine?
SAM Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a second. These hearts both have identical marks. Check this out. It looks like some kind of letter. Oh, no.
DEAN What?
SAM I think it's Enochian.
DEAN You mean like angel scratches? So you think it's like the tagging on our ribs?
SAM Dean, I don't know.
DEAN Ah, hell. (on the phone) Cass, it's Dean. Yeah, room 31-c, basement level...St. James medical center.
CASTIEL (also on a phone) I'm there now.
DEAN Yeah, I get that.
CASTIEL I'm gonna hang up now.
DEAN Right.
CASTIEL (picking up one of the hearts) You're right, Sam. These are angelic marks. I imagine you'll find similar marks on the other couples' hearts as well--
SAM So, what are they? I mean, what do they mean?
CASTIEL It's a mark of union. This man and woman were intended to mate.
DEAN Okay, but who put them there?
CASTIEL Well, your people call them "Cupid. "
SAM A what?
CASTIEL What human myth has mistaken for "Cupid" is actually a lower order of angel. Technically it's a cherub, third-class.
DEAN Cherub?
CASTIEL Yeah, they're all over the world. There are dozens of them.
DEAN You mean the little flying fat kid in diapers?
CASTIEL They're not incontinent.
SAM Okay, anyway. So, what you're saying--
CASTIEL What I'm saying is a Cupid has gone rogue and we have to stop him--before he kills again.
SAM Naturally.
DEAN Of course we do.
INT. RESTAURANT
(the waitress brings Dean a cheeseburger and Sam a salad)
DEAN (to Castiel) So, what, you just happen to know he likes the cosmos at this place?
CASTIEL This place is a nexus of human reproduction. It's exactly the kind of-(Castiel watches Dean put ketchup on his cheeseburger) -of garden the Cupid will come to-- to pollinate.
(Dean puts his cheeseburger back down)
SAM Wait a minute. You're not hungry?
DEAN No. What? I'm not hungry.
CASTIEL Then you're not gonna finish that? (takes Dean's cheeseburger.)( looking toward a couple at a table across the room) He's here.
SAM Where? I don't see anything.
CASTIEL There.
DEAN You mean the same-side-of-the-booth couple over there?
CASTIEL Meet me in the back.
INT. RESTAURANT - BACK ROOM
SAM Cass, where is he?
CASTIEL I have him tethered. Zoda kama mahrana. Manifest yourself.
DEAN So, where is he?(Cupid appears and grabs Dean in a hug ) Oof!
CUPID Here I am!
ACT II
DEAN Help!
CUPID Oh, help is on the way. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Hello, you! (drops Dean and walks to Castiel)
(Cupid picks Castiel up, hugging him)
CASTIEL Ooh. Mmm.
DEAN This is Cupid?
CASTIEL Yes.
CUPID (to Sam) And look at you, huh?
SAM No. (Sam turns away but Cupid appears in front of him, hugging him too)
CUPID Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
DEAN Is this a fight? Are we in a fight?
CASTIEL This is... Their handshake.
DEAN I don't like it.
CASTIEL No one likes it.
CUPID Mmm. What can I do for you?
CASTIEL Why are you doing this?
CUPID Doing what?
CASTIEL Your targets-- the ones you've marked--They're slaughtering each other.
CUPID What? They are?
DEAN Listen, birthday suit, we know, okay? We know you been flittin' around, popping people with your poison arrow, making them murder each other!
CASTIEL What we don't know is why.
CUPID You think that I--Well, uh...I don't know what to say. (Cupid cries)
SAM Should...Should somebody maybe... go talk to him?
DEAN Yeah, that's a good idea. Give 'em hell, Cass.
CASTIEL Um... look. We didn't mean to, um...hurt your feelings.
(Cupid hugs Castiel)
CASTIEL Ugh!
CUPID Love is more than a word to me, you know. I love love. I love it! And if that's wrong, I don't want to be right!
CASTIEL Yes, yes. Of course. I, uh...I have no idea what you're saying.
CUPID I was just on my appointed rounds. Whatever my targets do after that that's nothing to do with me. I- I was following my orders. Please brother. Read my mind. Read my mind, you'll see.
(Castiel reads Cupid's mind)
CASTIEL He's telling the truth.
CUPID Jiminy Christmas. Thank you.
DEAN Wait, wait, you said--You said you were just following orders?
CUPID Mm-hmm.
DEAN Whose orders?
CUPID Whose? (laughing) Heaven, silly. Heaven.
DEAN Why does heaven care if Harry meets Sally?
CUPID Oh, mostly they don't. You know, certain bloodlines, certain destinies. Oh, like yours.
SAM What?
CUPID Yeah, the union of John and Mary Winchester--Very big deal upstairs, top priority arrangement. Mm.
DEAN Are you saying that you fixed-up our parents?
CUPID Well, not me, but... Yeah. Well, it wasn't easy, either. Ooh, they couldn't stand each other at first. But when we were done with them--Perfect couple.
DEAN Perfect?
CUPID Yeah.
DEAN They're dead!
CUPID I'm sorry, but... the orders were very clear. You and Sam needed to be born. Your parents were just, uh...meant to be. (sings) A match made in heaven- heaven!
(Dean punches Cupid)
DEAN Son of a bitch!
(Cupid disappears)
DEAN Where is he? Where'd he go?!
CASTIEL I believe you upset him.
DEAN Upset him?!
SAM Dean. Enough!
DEAN What?
SAM You just punched a Cupid!
DEAN I punched a dick!
SAM Um...Are we gonna talk about what's been up with you lately or not?
DEAN Or not.
INT. ST. JAMES MEDICAL CENTER
DR. CORMAN You said you wanted to hear about any other weird ones.
SAM Okay.
(Dr. Corman walks to a gurney and shows Sam a corpse - the corpse's belly is distended)
DR. CORMAN Lester Finch. Pulled his records. Looks like this gentleman used to weigh 400 pounds or so, till he got a gastric bypass, which brought down his weight considerably. But then for some reason, last night, he decided to go on a twinkie binge.
SAM So, he died from a twinkie binge?
DR. CORMAN Well, after he blew out the band around his stomach, he filled it up till it burst. When he could no longer swallow, he started jamming the cakes down his gullet with a...with a toilet brush, like he was ramrodding a cannon.
SAM So, what do you make of it?
DR. CORMAN I'd say that it was a very peculiar thing to do...(Dr. Corman takes a drink from his flask)
EXT. STREET - FRONT OF ST. JAMES MEDICAL CENTER
SAM (on the phone) Hey. So, uh, this guy was not marked by Cupid, but his death is definitely suspicious.
DEAN (on the phone) Yeah, well, I just went through the police blotter, and counting him, that's eight suicides since Wednesday and 19 ODs-- That's way out of the seasonal batting average.
SAM Yeah, if there's a pattern here, it ain't just love. It's a hell of a lot bigger than we thought. (Sam rubs his temple, like he has a headache)
DEAN Yeah, all right. I'll see you in 10.
SAM Yeah, okay.
(Sam hangs up the phone. He sees the same bald man in a black suit walking by across the street - the man is holding a briefcase. Again Sam hears the man's heartbeat. Sam follows him down an alley)
DEMON Ugh! Ugh!
SAM (pins the demon against the wall, and holds Ruby's knife to his throat) I know what you are, damn it. (Sam cuts the demon's cheek)
DEMON Aaah!
SAM I could smell you.
DEMON Winchester.
(they fight, Sam knicks the demon again in the arm)
DEMON Aah!
(The demon drops his briefcase and runs away. Sam breathes heavily and looks at the demon blood on the knife. He cleans off the blade quickly)
INT. HOTEL ROOM
DEAN What the hell does a demon got to do with this, anyway?
SAM Believe me, I got no idea.
DEAN You okay?
SAM Yeah, yeah. I'll be all right.
DEAN (looking at the briefcase) Let's crack her open. What's the worst that could happen, right?
(they open the briefcase anda bright light escapes)
SAM Whoa!
DEAN What the hell was that?
CASTIEL It's a human soul. It's starting to make sense. (Castiel takes a bite out of his burger)
SAM Now, what about that makes sense?
DEAN And when did you start eating?
CASTIEL Exactly. My hunger-- it's a clue, actually.
SAM For what?
DEAN For what?
CASTIEL This town is not suffering from some love-gone-wrong effect. It's suffering from hunger. Starvation, to be exact--Specifically...famine.
SAM Famine?As- as in the horseman?
DEAN Great. Th- th-that's freaking great.
SAM I thought famine meant starvation, like as in, you know, food.
CASTIEL Yes. Absolutely. But not just food. I mean, everyone seems to be starving for something--Sex, attention, drugs, love...
DEAN Well, that explains the puppy-lovers that Cupid shot up.
CASTIEL Right. The cherub made them crave love, and then Famine came, and made them rabid for it.
DEAN Okay, but what about you? I mean, since when do angels secretly hunger for White Castle?
CASTIEL It's my vessel-- Jimmy. His, uh, appetite for red meat has been touched by Famine's effect.
DEAN So, Famine just rolls into town and everybody goes crazy?
CASTIEL "And then will come Famine riding on a black steed. He will ride into the land of plenty... "
(we see Famine exit a large black SUV- he is guarded by a group of demons)
CASTIEL "... and great will be the Horseman's hunger, for he is hunger. "
(Famine and his demons enter a Biggerson's restaurant)
CASTIEL "His hunger will seep out and poison the air. "
(the restaurant patrons and staff are taken over by their hungers stuffing themselves with food drink, pills - one waitress takes all the money from the register, another couple starts kissing passionately)
FAMINE Hungry.
INT. HOTEL ROOM
CASTIEL Famin is hungry. He must devour the souls of his victims.
DEAN So, that's what was in the briefcase--The twinkie dude's soul?
CASTIEL Lucifer has sent his demons to care for Famine, to feed him, make certain he'll be ready.
SAM Ready for what?
CASTIEL To March across the land.
INT. BIGGERSON'S RESTAURANT
(the demon Sam attacked enters)
FAMINE Hungry.
DEMON Sam Winchester--the vessel--He's here.
FAMINE Where?
DEMON At the hospital. We fought, but he got away. I...I got this off him. (holds up Sam's motel room key)
FAMINE Good. Yes. After lunch. Now, where is it?
DEMON Sorry?
FAMINE The one who loves cream cakes so much. Where is his soul?
DEMON I am sorry. No. The--Winchester took the case from me. Uh, he had the knife. I - I lost it.
FAMINE (yelling) But I'm hungry!
DEMON I'll get another. I-I won't be 10 minutes. (goes to leave)
FAMINE Hungry! Now! (Famine raises his hand, draws the demon's soul out and devours it) Oh, delicious!
