5.09 The Real Ghostbusters (transcript)
Written by: Eric Kripke and Nancy Weiner
Directed by: James L. Conway
Air Date: 12 Nov 2009| This page is a Stub Basic information has been added as a placeholder. If you're able, please help us by contributing to this page |
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TEASER
The Impala roars up a country road and squeals around the corner into a car park, past an old fashioned sign "Weclome to The Pineview Hotel". They pull up and jump out. Dean runs around the back of the car and suddenly stops, looking confused. In front of him are a line up of identical Impalas.
SAM
Hey. Come on.
Chuck Shirley is pacing back and forth at the bottom of the steps leading up to the hotel.
SAM
Chuck! There you are.
Chuck
(Surprised) Guys?
DEAN
What's going on.
CHUCK
Ah, nothing. You know, I'm just kinda hanging. What are you guys doing here?
DEAN
You told us to come.
CHUCK
Ah, no I didn't.
SAM
Yeah you did, you texted me. This address, life or death situation. Any of this ringing a bell?
CHUCK
I didn't send you a text.
DEAN
We drove all night!
CHUCK
I'm sorry, I don't understand what could...oh no.
DEAN
What?
BECKY
(From the top of the stairs, squealing) SAM! You made it!!
SAM
Oh, ah, Becky, right?
BECKY
(Running down to them) Oh, you remembered. (Her voice lowers) You been thinking about me.
SAM
I...
BECKY
It's ok, I can't get you out of my head either.
CHUCK
Becky, did you take my phone?
BECKY
I just borrowed it from your pants.
CHUCK
Becky...
BECKY
What? They're going to want to see it!
SAM and DEAN
See what?
BECKY
Oh My God. I love it when they talk at the same time!!
A guy appear at the top of the stairs with a clipboard.
GUY
Hey Chuck? Come on pal, it's showtime.
Becky runs excitedly up the stairs. Chuck turns to Sam and Dean.
CHUCK
Guys. I'm sorry. For everything.
SAM and DEAN look at each other, confused, then follow him up the stairs.
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INTERIOR. HOTEL FOYER
They all enter, DEAN and SAM last.
A large man walks past with a stein of beer.
MAN
ha-ha-ha. Hey Dean, looking good.
DEAN
Who the hell are you?
The man turns back to him. He is wearing much the same clothes as DEAN, down to a Samulet around his neck.
MAN
I'm Dean too. Duh.
DEAN turns to SAM, utterly confused. Over SAM's shoulder he sees the Scarecrow God 1.11 Scarecrow and starts. SAM turns and does the same.
SCARECROW
Uh-oh. It's Sam and Dean. I'm in trouble now.
He is just a guy in costume. He has a can of soda in one hand, his sythe in the other.
SCARECROW
Have fun you two. Aaaah!
He jiggles his sythe in SAM's face. SAM gives the scarecrow major bitchface.
