== ACT TWO ==
CUT TO: THE NEXT MORNING
Suddenly, the fans on set turn on by themselves. The ghost flickers and vanishes. JAY tries to crawl away, but the fan drags him backwards. He gets sucked into the fan and torn apart, blood spraying everywhere.
== ACT THREE ==
CUT TO: "HELL HAZERS 2" MOVIE TRAILER
He turns around and comes face-to-face with the same ghost that killed JAY. He screams.
== ACT FOUR ==
The fans turn on. MARTY is on the ground, being dragged by the ghost towards the fans.
DEAN quotes Bruce Willis as "John McClane" from "Die Hard", with accent and all. This includes the light shining down over his features, similar to that of the original "Die Hard" scene.
DEAN(sarcastically)
"Come out to the coast! We'll get together, have a few laughs!"
He looks angry and then he Then DEAN turns around and realizes they the building they entered is actually just the set for the abandoned house. It's completely open on the other wall – they haven't actually reached any real shelter.)
DEAN
Probably that talisman.
Suddenly, he SAM takes out his cell phone.
MARTY
SAM
I mean, if film cameras pick these suckers up, then... maybe, uh...
He uses his cell phone camera to scan the room. The audience watches the screen on his cell-phone, together with him. He suddenly sees one of the ghosts a few feet away, heading straight for DEAN.
MARTY ducks to his left as DEAN shoots.
WALTER
There! Okay, okay? Now now no one can have it.
SAM
McG
Cut! Oh, print that one. That's in the movie! Oh! Loved it, kids. Loved it.
MARTY and SAM are also watching from the sidelines.
MARTY
(looks up from texting, grinning)
I needed a little jazz on the page.
SAM is walking among the trailers. When he passes TARA'S trailer, the door opens, and DEAN comes out, clearly disheveled. DEAN smirks. TARA comes outside as well, wearing a robe.
TARA(smiling at DEAN)
You're one hell of a P.A.
Hi.
SAM looks awkward.
DEAN and SAM walk away; DEAN grabs a sandwich.
They walk off toward a painted sunset, which crew roll away.
DEAN
God, I love this town.
The painted sunset has finished rolling away, revealing a sunset over the Hollywood Hills.
; End of Episode
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