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<br><br>A hand can be seen tapping her on the shoulder.
<br><br>HARPER - gasps
<br><br>WINSTON - Whoa Whoa. Harper , it's me.
<br><br>HARPER - Winston, God..
<br><br>WINSTON - Sorry, I just ah ah just wanted to make sure we are still on for, you know, dinner tonight?
<br><br>MILES - Harper!! Are you okay? I heard a scream. Is this guy causing trouble?
<br><br>WINSTON - This guy? Miles, we went to high school together.
<br><br>HARPER - Miles, we talked about you minding your own business. Didn't we? (nodding her head)Put the stapler down.
<br><br>Miles folds up stapler.
<br><br>MILES - I heard a scream.
<br><br>HARPER - For dinner. Which I'm sure will be a very nice time.
<br><br>Winston leaves and walks out of library and pumps his fist and grins.
<br><br>He strolls down the street to the music of the Bee Gee's, all of a sudden and a hand grabs him by the face and<br><br>you see blood and hear a scream.
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<br><br>Scene Two
<br><br>JACK - What's courting?
<br><br>DEAN - Hey, it's what you do before you start dating.
<br><br>JACK - and that's the think thing you do before the sex. (Dean and waitress both look at him oddly)
<br><br>WAITRESS - Sometimes you just have the sex. (and grins)
<br><br>DEAN - Okay, that's...Who is Harper Sayles?
<br><br>WAITRESS - It's been a sad life.
<br><br>CONSTRUCTION GUY - Prom queen in high school.
<br><br>TWO LADIES - Very popular.
<br><br>CONSTRUCTION GUY - Boyfriend ran off on her.
<br><br>WAITRESS - She did not take it well.
<br><br>CONSTRUCTION GUY - Since then , well,
<br><br>TWO LADIES - Everything just seems to go wrong.
<br><br>WAITRESS - She's lost people, not people, men.
<br><br>TWO LADIES - Men.
<br><br>CONSTRUCTION GUY - Men.
<br><br>WAITRESS - A lawyer.<br><br>CONSTRUCTION GUY - Florist.<br><br>TWO LADIES - Gym Coachcoach.
<br><br>CONSTRUCTION GUY - Now, Winston?
<br><br>WAITRESS - It just honestly seems like all she cares about are her books.
<br><br>TWO LADIES - Romance novels, mostly.
<br><br>CONSTRUCTION GUY - Heros Heroes and damsels.<br><br>TWO LADIES - Ask me.
<br><br>WAITRESS - She is bad luck.
<br><br>TWO LADIES - Bad luck.
<br><br>Back to Sam and Charlie, still sitting in truck, still being bored. Sam chewing on his nails, Charlie looking through a book.
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<br><br>CHARLIE - He'll be fine. Your brother, I mean. He's got other friends , right?<br><br>SAM - Plenty. Uhm, He he used to have a pretty damn good wingman.
<br><br>CHARLIE - So call that guy to check on him.
<br><br>SAM - That guy was you.
<br><br>CHARLIE - No, it wasn't.
<br><br>SAM - Right , I , uh, sorry. I didn't mean that. I'm just saying I'm not surprised you survived the apocalypse.<br><br>CHARLIE - Yeah, well I am. Sam, before all this? I was just a programmer at Richard Roman Enterprises. I lived with the love of my life and we...
<br><br>SAM - Wait you did?
<br><br>CHARLIE - Yeah. So your Charlie she...
<br><br>SAM - (shakes his head)
<br><br>CHARLIE - I guess she never met Kara.
<br><br>JACK - Thanks. What's Mighty Mouse? (waitress places 2 slices of pie in front of them)
<br><br>DEAN - Eat up. Pie is important.
<br><br>JACK - Okay, can I ask you about what Wanda(waitress) said about courting? I mean I've seen romantic movies but I've never experienced it unless<br><br> what you said about Rowena and Gabriel counts.
<br><br>DEAN - No, definitely doesn't count. Okay, look I promise when we get back home I'll give you the talk. Okay?
<br><br>JACK - The talk?
<br><br>DEAN - MMhmm, right now we what we gotta find is Harper Sayles. I mean , that's just too much bad luck for one person. <br><br>JACK - Maybe, Maybe maybe she's not human.
<br><br>DEAN - Well, that's what we're going to find out.
<br><br>JACK - How?
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<br><br>DEAN - Harper Sayles?
<br><br>HARPER - Hi, Uhmuhm, how can I help you?
<br><br>DEAN - Hi, FBI (flashing badge) I have some questions about Winston Mathers.
<br><br>HARPER - Oh , I already spoke to the police.<br><br>DEAN - Well , I'm not the police. <br><br>HARPER - I don't -- I don't want to talk about this anymore.
<br><br>DEAN - I'm going to need you to talk about it.
<br><br>JACK - Hello, sorry to interrupt. I'm looking for the best book on the area's history?
<br><br>DEAN - Excuse me , I was talking with her.
<br><br>JACK - Really? Because it doesn't look like she wants to talk to you.
<br><br>DEAN - Listen, I'm a --<br><br>JACK - FBI, yeah, I heard , but I haven't done anything wrong so you can't do anything to me and if she doesn't want to talk to you, you can't make her.
<br><br> Not with out arresting her. But you're FBI so you probably knew that already.
<br><br>DEAN - Okay, Why why don't you back off , kid.
<br><br>JACK - No, you back off, old man.
<br><br>DEAN - Ah...Old man?
<br><br>JACK - I'm Jack, by the way. Jack Smith.
<br><br>HARPER - Harper. I have the perfect book for you.
<br><br>JACK - That would be great. (staring in to eachotherinto each other's eyes)<br><br>Dean is waiting in Baby , looking in mirror
<br><br>DEAN - Old man, my ass. (watches Jack and Harper come out of library along with Miles following them)
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<br><br>CHARLIE - All of them. (reaches over seat to get another book) I hate hunting.
<br><br>SAM - Really? Cause I gotta say you're kinda awesome at it.
<br><br>CHARLIE - Yeah , well , when it's that or die by angel kill squad...
<br><br>SAM - Right.
<br><br>CHARLIE - I mean, no offense but who wants to be a hunter? This job, its it's just a lot of tears and death.<br><br>SAM - Huh, Its it's funny, you uh said something like that to me once, long ago, about hunting. Not you, uh uh sorry, our Charlie.<br><br>CHARLIE - Well , she was right. So glad this is my last case.
<br><br>SAM - What?
<br><br>CHARLIE - I told myself I'd help you out for a while. At least until everyone got really settled and then I'm out.
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<br><br>HARPER - Come in.
<br><br>HARPER - Okay, Im I'm just realizing its it's weird I brought you to my place. That's weird. I'm weird.
<br><br>JACK - It's fine. I think. You need to get that book, right?
<br><br>HARPER - I just don't want you to think I'm, I'm not putting the moves on you.
<br><br>JACK - The moves?
<br><br>HARPER - I'll go get the book. (Leaves room)
<br><br>JACK - Hey, uh do you mind...(puts a silver coin on floor)Is it okay that I ask you about the guy who was hassling you at the <br><br> library? (pours holy water in hand and on floor)<br><br>HARPER - Oh, recently a boy I knew or was starting to know passed away. It was terrible. The authorities have been asking a lot<br><br> of questions but I don't know anything and uh, I'm a pretty private person so it's been a little difficult.
<br><br>JACK - (checks phone to see Dean calling, doesn't answer) That's awful about your friend.
<br><br>HARPER - Thanks. (hands Jack a book. Sees coin on floor) Is this yours?
<br><br>JACK - Oh, sorry, I must have dropped that. (Harper hands him the coin)
<br><br>HARPER - Your hand is wet.
<br><br>JACK - (fake coughs) Christo
<br><br>HARPER - Did you say something?
<br><br>JACK - Ah, no.(phone vibrates again) Ah, I'm just nervous.
<br><br>HARPER - Come here. (moves to couch and pat cushion next to her for Jack to sit down)
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<br><br>SAM - What?
<br><br>CHARLIE - Have you ever heard of a musca?
<br><br>SAM - Yeah, like a hybrid between a man and a fly. A lot of stories about them but no one has ever seen one in real life. If they<br><br> do exist, they keep to themselves.
<br><br>CHARLIE - Look at you.
<br><br>SAM - Well, I have read all the books.
<br><br>CHARLIE - Nerd. But check this. Every two hundred years there is "bad egg". When a male fails to find a mate, he abandons his
<br><br> community and starts using peoples bodies to "nest". Binding them together with a viscous goo. And when the goo fits...
<br><br>SAM - oh great.. Our perp might just be a giant fly with low self -esteem.
<br><br>CHARLIE - Sam
<br><br>SAM - Yeah?
<br><br>HARPER - I am single. Perpetually. But Vance was my boyfriend. After high school he wanted to leave town. I told him we didn't need
<br><br> to, we could see the world in books. Which, I know sounds way too sappy and he left anyway.
<br><br>JACK - Without you? (Harper and Jack stare into eachothereach other's eyes)
<br><br>HARPER - I don't blame him but that, well, that was the beginning of my bad luck. Just so many things that I...I try to stay
<br><br> optimistic.
<br><br>HARPER - A ghost?
<br><br>JACK - No, he's saying it's not a ghost.
<br><br>DEAN - Yeah but now I'm thinking ah...Who is this?(holding a picture of Harper's old boyfriend)
<br><br>HARPER - That's my old boyfriend, Vance.
<br><br>DEAN - How did he die?
<br><br>DEAN - Yeah, yeah, looks like you finally get your zombie, Kid.
<br><br>HARPER - Zombie??
<br><br>JACK - No, he means--
<br><br>DEAN - Silver can hurt it. We can slow it down. But there is only one way to stop these things.
<br><br>Vance crashed through the door. Dean attacks with silver blade. Vance goes after Dean.
<br><br>DEAN - Jack! Get her out of here.
<br><br>JACK - I can't just leave.
<br><br>DEAN - Go! Now!!
<br><br>Jack and Harper leave. Vance watches them leave.
<br><br>DEAN - Archie!! Hey!! Let's dance.
<br><br>Vance and Dean fight.
<br><br>They open door and enter warehouse. Flies buzzing everywhere.
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<br><br>CHARLIE - Oh God, that is uh --
<br><br>SAM - Yeah, smells like pine cleaner and rotting meat.
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<br><br>They keep searching the warehouse. Charlier Charlie sees a pile of bodies.
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<br><br>CHARLIE - Sam?
<br><br>SAM - Yeah, he was chloroformed alright.
<br><br>CHARLIE - I found him. (man moaning) He's still alive. We should get him out of here. (she gasps as her arm is grabbed.)
<br><br> Sam!!
<br><br>SAM - Charlie!!
<br><br>JACK - Don't worry. I locked it.
<br><br>HARPER - Did you flip the switch under the lock?
<br><br>JACK - What...What switch?
<br><br>HARPER - I'll get it.
<br><br>JACK - Harper, don't!! Don't!!!
<br><br>VANCE - grunts and hands Harper a book.
<br><br>HARPER - Aww, sweet. (she then kisses Vance)
<br><br>JACK - No, No...What are you doing?
<br><br>HARPER - What? He's my boyfriend. He just gets a little jealous sometimes.
<br><br>JACK - But he's dead. And stalking you.
<br><br>HARPER - No, he's stalking you. It's a little game we play. Some people pretend to be naughty nurses, some people
<br><br> get tied up, we do this. Oh , and he has to eat flesh to maintain his body. Stupid magic. But it all works out
<br><br> except...not for you.
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<br><br>HARPER - But I tried to kill you.
<br><br>JACK - Every relationship has its stuff right? We can stay in the town you love a-and never leave.
<br><br>VANCE - She's mine!!!(tackling Jack)
<br><br>DEAN - Hey! (Vance turns to Dean and is shot with the shotgun)
<br><br>HARPER - No!!!
<br><br>Vance takes shotgun away from Dean.
<br><br>DEAN - Hey, okay look, I'm sure you were in love, okay. But this isn't love. Not anymore.
<br><br>VANCE - I love her.
<br><br>DEAN - Yes, sure, sure but now its like some sort of a sick game you know? I mean , you have to eat people to stay
<br><br> together? I mean is that romantic? Huh? You enjoy that? Okay, alright. Let's just think about this for a
<br><br> second.
<br><br>VANCE - Screams
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<br><br>JACK - You okay?(to Dean)
<br><br>DEAN - Yeah, just grab the girl.
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<br><br>Sam and Charlie driving in truck
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<br><br>SAM - You know, I think that guy from the bus stop...I think he'll be alright. I'll bet they'll take good care
<br><br> of him at the hospital.
<br><br>CHARLIE- He's also gonna wake up with a serious headache.
<br><br>JACK - And that's, love?
<br><br>DEAN - Eh, Actually love can get crazier than that. And it might get crazier with Harper still out there.
<br><br> But, uh, you did good Kid, kid.
<br><br>JACK - And?
<br><br>DEAN - And what?
<br><br>JACK - I was right and you should be letting me go out on hunts.
<br><br>DEAN - okay, alright. It's not about being right. Kay? You're gonna make mistakes, hell, I make them all the
<br><br> time. But its it's how you handle yourself once you've made those mistakes and you've learned from them. <br><br>JACK - and, how to not beat yourself up over them.(starts coughing)
<br><br>DEAN - You know Jack, you're pretty smart sometimes. I'll tell you what--when Sam gets back I'll talk to him
<br><br> about getting you out on more hunts. In the meantime we'll get you a crate of cough drops.