10.06 Ask Jeeves (transcript)
Written by: Eric Charmelo and Nicole Snyder
Directed by: John MacCarthy
Air Date: November 18, 2014TEASER
New Canaan, Connecticut [We see the exterior of a mansion then the interior hall with a portrait of a woman holding a dog. Phillip, the butler, walks up to two maids who are standing in the hallway.]
PHILLIP
Now, now. I know it’s a terribly sad day. Bunny LaCroix was a good woman, a fair employer with a kind heart. [The two maids look close to tears.] But there is work to be done. In less than twenty-four hours the LaCroix family will descend upon this estate for the funeral and the reading of the will and it is our duty to make sure this manor is in tip-top shape. [He looks at the portrait] We owe that much to Bunny.
[To the first maid] Colette. To the master closet. I’d like you to select Mrs. LaCroix’s wardrobe for the burial. [To the second maid] Olivia. Please make sure all the lavatories are spotless.
OLIVIA
Why do I have to?
PHILLIP
Now, now. You’re still the new hire. Colette has seniority. [he claps his hands twice] Chop chop, there’s no time to waste. [Colette hurries up the staircase and Olivia heads in the opposite direction. Phillip looks in the direction Olivia went and then walks away.]
[Interior of Bunny’s walk-in closet in the master bedroom. Colette selects a suit and then a blouse. She opens the jewelry box and chooses a brooch. She then takes a pearl necklace and puts it on. She hears a door open and looks around. She goes back to admiring the necklace on herself in the mirror but then hears a door close. She walks out of the closet into the bedroom toward the door and hears footsteps. She turns around and gasps. Bunny LaCroix is standing behind her.]
COLETTE
But….you’re dead. [Bunny is glaring at Colette and takes steps toward her. Colette keeps backing away until they are out in the hallway. Bunny rips the pearl neckace off Colette’s neck. The necklace breaks showering the pearls on the floor. Colette tries to back up and falls over the banister screaming. She falls through a glass table on the first floor. She lies dead on the floor surrounded by broken glass as Bunny stands by the banister on the second floor looking down.]
[Phillip runs up to where Colette is lying looking at Colette and then up at Bunny]
PHILLIP
What have you done? [Bunny just turns and walks away.]
SUPERNATURAL TITLE CARD
ACT ONE
[Shady Hills Motel parking lot - Dean is tightening a screw on the Impala’s headlight. Sam approaches carrying two tiny cups.]
SAM
Hey, yo. Individually brewed. [hands one cup to Dean.] Technology, man.
DEAN
Real men don’t drink out of cups this small. [He smells the coffee.] What is that cinnamon roll?
SAM
It’s uh glazed donut. Look man, if you don’t want it, I…
DEAN
Nah, it’s…got it. [takes a sip of the coffee] So, any leads on the scanner or the Interweb?
SAM
Nothing. Not even a cat up a tree.
DEAN
So right when we’re ready to jump back into it, it goes uh—radio silence.
SAM
Murphy’s law.
DEAN
Well, Murphy’s a douche. Hey, feel like taking a detour to Connecticut?
SAM
What?
DEAN
[Dean holds up a cell phone] Found it while I was dustbusting. [hands phone to Sam]
SAM
One of ours?
DEAN
It’s one of Bobby’s. And, in total, 27 messages. The only one that counts is from two days ago. Apparently Bobby’s been named a beneficiary in Bunny LaCroix’s will.
SAM
Bunny LaWho?
DEAN
Attorney said she’s an heiress and Bobby’s presence or next of kin is being requested in New Canaan. I figured we qualify. [Dean takes another sip of coffee]
SAM
How did Bobby know an heiress?
DEAN
Bobby had secrets, man. Like loving on Tori Spelling. If he only knew Dean cheated on her. Anyway, road trip? Who knows – maybe Bobby earned us some beer money.
[The Impala is speeding down a road. Then Sam and Dean park the Impala in front of Bunny LaCroix’s mansion among other very expensive cars.]
SAM
Wow. Think we’re a little underdressed? I mean the Fed threads are in the trunk.
DEAN
You kidding me? For once, we don’t have to wear suits. [They walk toward the front door] You’re lucky my waist band’s not elastic.
[Dean presses the doorbell. Beethoven’s Fuer Elise plays. Olivia opens the front door.]
OLIVIA
May I help you?
SAM
I’m Sam Winchester. This is Dean Winchester. We’re here on behalf of Bobby Singer.
OLIVIA
Mr. Singer won’t be coming?
DEAN
No, he passed away.
OLIVIA
Oh, I’m sorry to hear that.
SAM
Uh, condolences for your loss too.
OLIVIA
Thank you. Well, you just missed the funeral, but the family’s relaxing inside if you’d like to join.
[Olivia leads Sam and Dean into the billiard room where the LaCroix family are. She clears her throat.]
Allow me to introduce Sam and Dean Winchester.
HEDDY
Sam and Dean Winchester of the Westchester Winchesters?
SAM
Uh no. I don’t think there’s…
DEAN
Nah.
SAM
…any relation. Sorry
HEDDY
No matter. You two are adorable.
DEAN
Oh.
HEDDY
I’m Heddy, Bunny’s cousin and this is my sister, Beverly.
BEVERLY
Charmed I’m sure.
HEDDY
[indicates to man playing pool] And that’s Bunny’s youngest brother Stanton. Stan for short.
STANTON
Come on in fellas, join the mourning.
HEDDY
And his child bride…Amber.
AMBER
Go Stan!
STANTON
[misses shot] Babe, don’t. You’re breaking my concentration.
HEDDY
And then there’s Dash. That’s the baby of the family. He’s Bunny’s great nephew – Harvard business.
DASH
How did you guys know Aunt Bunny?
DEAN
We uh…
SAM
We – we – we didn’t personally know her. Our – our surrogate dad, Bobby Singer did.
DEAN
Did
BEVERLY
Bobby? Never heard of him. But you can fill us in over the weekend, huh.
DEAN
The weekend?
HEDDY
Didn’t the attorney tell you? Service was today and the reading of the will tomorrow.
BEVERLY
Oh but you’re welcome to spend the night. All the rooms sleep two.
HEDDY
[slaps Dean’s butt] Or three.
DEAN
Okay.
AMBER
Where’s Colette?
PHILLIP
She quit. Poor dear was so distraught over Mrs. LaCroix’s passing. Went off to find herself.
HEDDY
Ashram in India?
PHILLIP
Uh, clown college in Sarasota.
HEDDY
Good choice.
PHILLIP
[walks up to Sam and Dean] May I have a word with you in the hall in five minutes?
SAM
Sure
DEAN
Yeah.
BEVERLY
So Sam, tell me…do you work out?
[Phillip is walking down the hall with an envelope as Dean and Sam exit the billiard room into the hall.]
DEAN
Charmed I’m sure…what are these people?
SAM
I think they’re called W.A.S.P.S
DEAN
What?
[Sam sees Phillip approaching and clears his throat]
PHILLIP
My apologies for being so oblique back there, but I’m doing you boys a favor.
SAM
Okay
PHILLIP
As you know, Mrs. LaCroix bequeathed something to your Mister Singer. But the reading of the will isn’t until tomorrow and I would hate for you to have to stick around and be forced to – well mingle with the family.
DEAN
Don’t worry Alfred, we know which one the shrimp fork is. Kind of.
PHILLIP
Oh Mr. Winchester, if you’re implying that I don’t think you’re good enough, it’s quite the contrary. You’re far too good. The LaCroix family is… How shall I say this politely? …money grubbing leaches.
DEAN
What are you talking about? I thought they were all loaded.
PHILLIP
Loaded – yes; Rich – no. The recession hit every one of them and I’m afraid it they knew what Bunny left you, those vultures would try to stake claim. And since the attorney kindly agreed to a hand-off, you don’t have to be subjected to their scrutiny. [He hands the envelope to Dean]
SAM
Do you have any idea how Bunny and Bobby knew each other?
[Olivia enters hallway]
PHILLIP
Not in the slightest. Um, now if there’s nothing else, shall I have Olivia show you out?
DEAN
No, no. That’s uh…we got it. Thanks. [Olivia and Phillip head back down the hall. Dean opens the envelope. He pulls out a large jeweled cross on a chain.]
DEAN
Huh. Kind of fancy to leave a guy like Bobby.
SAM
You thinking what I’m thinking?
DEAN
If Bunny was banging Bobby, then maybe these rocks are real.
[Interior of a pawn shop]
DEAN
What do you mean it’s not real? The old bag was rolling in it.
PAWN SHOP EMPLOYEE
Well, looks like the old bag’s got a soft spot for fake rubies and cubic zirconium. This is interesting though. [pulls the top of the cross off the neckace] It’s a key.
SAM
[to Dean] A key to what?
DEAN
There’s one way to find out – Ask Jeeves.
[Interior of a bedroom in Bunny’s mansion]
STANTON
Beverly saw you sexting at dinner!
AMBER
Bev doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about. I was texting my mom.
STANTON
An emoticon of a peeled banana?
AMBER
She like fruit.
STANTON
Just admit it. You’re cheating.
AMBER
And you’re drunk. Not to mention paranoid. [points to portrait on wall of Bunny and her husband] Just like Lance. He was always accusing poor Bunny of sleeping around.
STANTON
Because she was. My sister was nothing but a two-bit hooker in Chanel!
AMBER
How dare you? Your sister’s dead. [she goes into the bathroom and slams the door]
STANTON
[at portrait] What the hell are you looking at? Good riddance to you both. [a voice says “Stanton”] What?!
AMBER [from behind closed door]
I didn’t say anything
[voice: “Stanton”. Stanton opens the bedroom doors and walks out into the hallway. He hears the voice again as he walks down the hall looking around. Suddenly Lance is in front of him with an axe.]
STANTON
No, Ahhh
[As Amber comes out the bedroom door into the hall, Lance chops Stanton’s head off and Amber screams.]
ACT TWO
[Sam and Dean park the Impala in front of Bunny’s mansion and see a police car. Sam rings the doorbell. Phillip opens the door.]
DEAN
Everything okay?
PHILLIP
Not really. [Holding the door open as Dean and Sam enter]
DEAN
Yeah.
SAM
Thanks.
PHILLIP
I presume you gentlemen left something behind. I’ll check the front closet for burlap.
DEAN
I got news for you Mr. Belvedere the jacket’s canvas.
DETECTIVE HOWARD
You two were here earlier?
DEAN
Yeah, who wants to know?
DETECTIVE HOWARD
[flashes badge] Detective Howard. New Canaan P.D. Congratulations boys, you’re now officially murder suspects.
DEAN
I’m sorry, what?
DETECTIVE HOWARD
Yeah, Bunny LaCroix’s brother Stanford was killed this evening. His body’s just gone to the morgue.
DEAN
And you think…
DETECTIVE HOWARD
I don’t know what to think. And that’s why you two and anyone else who stepped foot in this house today is being detained for questioning.
[Dean and Sam enter the Lounge]
HEDDY
Beverly let go of me. It’s so obvious she’s guilty.
DASH
You’re off your rocker, old lady.
HEDDY
Old lady? I… [notices Sam and Dean] I’m 39.
DASH
And you have been since ’03.
HEDDY
How – how dare you?
SAM
I’m sorry to interrupt but – but who’s guilty?
HEDDY
The town slut, Amber. She killed Stan.
DASH
And what’s her motive, Murder She Wrote?
HEDDY
Oh everyone knows that Amber was sleeping around. She wanted to leave Stan but her prenup was ironclad. So she killed him.
DEAN
Sounds logical.
HEDDY
Well, unless you believe that ridiculous story that she’s been peddling. A ghost killed Stanton. Honestly.
SAM
Uh, a ghost?
HEDDY
She’s claiming that Bunny’s late husband, Lance did it. Have you ever heard such a thing? What a panic! So stupid.
DASH
You’re nutty as a squirrel on those synthetic hormones.
HEDDY
Nutty? How appalling of you. Don’t they teach you manners in Harvard?
DEAN
So uh…
SAM
Looks like we might have a case here. Vengeful spirit?
DEAN
Yeah. Think we can get to the car, get the EMF?
SAM
Not with uh Detective Friendly. Not a chance. Guess we’re gonna have to go old school.
DEAN
All right, cold spots it is.
SAM
Yeah.
DEAN
You stay here. Keep an eye on Mrs. Peacock and Colonel Mustard. I’ll sniff around.
SAM
Alright. [Dean exits and Beverly is waving at Sam]
HEDDY
For your information I already own a big, beautiful yacht.
DASH
Oh, is that what you call that thing?
HEDDY
Fine, it’s a mahogany sunfish.
[Dean is walking down an upstairs hallway. He peers into the helmet of a suit of armor.]
[Back in the Lounge Sam walks up to Dash]
SAM
Hey. Got to say for a family that just lost two members, you all seem…fine.
DASH
Well Sam, I’ll let you in on a little family secret. We don’t really like each other. Then again, what family does?
SAM
Mine does. Uh, for the most part. It’s just my brother and me, so…
DASH
Then you’re lucky. Trust me, it’s a miracle we’ve been under the same roof for 24 hours and haven’t – Oops…my bad.
SAM
And, uh—why are you so sure Amber didn’t do it?
DASH
Because Amber’s not a killer. She has trouble using WiFi. I don’t exactly think she’s capable of murder.
[Dean is walking down another hallway past a bedroom to where the outline of Stanford’s body and head are. He sees a book in a bookcase with a cross that matches the necklace on the cover. He pulls out the book and the bookcase opens revealing a hidden door.]
[Interior of the Lounge]
SAM
And her story about the ghost?
DASH
I don’t believe in ghosts. That said, if anyone would come back to haunt, it’s Uncle Lance. Heard he was a real bastard. No one really mourned his death except Aunt Bunny who became a recluse after he died. So maybe the old goat has a chip on his shoulder. Who the hell knows?
DETECTIVE HOWARD
[walks in Lounge with Amber] Dash, you’re up. [Dash passes Amber and exits with the Detective.]
[Dean pulls the key from the cross necklace and uses it to open the secret door behind the bookcase. As he enters, he picks up a pipe and then some rope. Holding the pipe, Dean climbs the stairs and switches on his flashlight as he enters the attic. He sees a rolled up rug with feet sticking out then hears footsteps.]
OLIVIA
Dean?
DEAN
Olivia?
OLIVIA
Thank God! I thought you were him.
DEAN
Him – who?
OLIVIA
Phillip, the butler. He locked me in here because I wouldn’t lie to the detective about what I saw.
DEAN
What did you see?
OLIVIA
I saw him roll Colette’s body in a rug.
DEAN
Clown college Colette? The butler killed her?
OLIVIA
No, no. He just – he just hid her.
DEAN
Then who killed her?
OLIVIA
I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I saw it with my own eyes.
DEAN
Let me guess - Lance’s ghost.
OLIVIA
No – Bunny’s.
[In the Lounge, Sam is playing cards with Heddy and Beverly. Dean and Olivia enter.]
SAM
You know what, uh, excuse me.
BEVERLY
No, no stay.
SAM
Hey. So?
DEAN
You seen the butler?
SAM
No. Why?
DEAN
Cause if anybody has answers it’s him. We’re dealing with two vengeful spirits. Apparently Aunt Bunny had a bee in her bonnet as well.
SAM
Uh husband and wife tag-team killer ghosts?
DEAN
Well, got to keep the marriage alive somehow. The key is to a hidden attic.
SAM
Why would Bunny want Bobby to have a key to her attic?
DEAN
I don’t know. It gets weirder. I found Olivia and Colette locked inside.
SAM
Clown college Colette?
DEAN
Yeah, but she ain’t studying balloon animals. She’s dead.
SAM
Now what does the butler have to do with all this?
DEAN
He’s the one who locked them in there. Now I don’t know why, but he’s covering for the spooks. He’s acting like their Renfield.
SAM
Alright, we’ve got to find him. I’ll take upstairs. You take down here.
DEAN
Alright.
[Sam heads upstairs]
DETECTIVE HOWARD
Sam Winchester! [Sam hurries down the upstairs hall] Where did you run off to?
BEVERLY
Well, well, well. What do we have here? Whatcha doing snooping around these halls, hmmm?
SAM
Uh…
BEVERLY
Up to no good? Why don’t we get up to no good together? You know they say women just get better with age. Like a fine wine or – or cheese.
SAM
Uh, I – I uh – I’m lactose intolerant, so.
BEVERLY
Oh come on, Sammy. Don’t be coy. We have a good ten minutes before my interrogation. And I bet a young buck like you can do a lot in ten minutes.
SAM
I’m right behind you.
BEVERLY [entering the bedroom]
Right behind me, oh. Could you just give me a hand with this zipper. I always have such a hard time… [Sam is already gone – he had rushed down the hall.]
[Dean on the first floor finds the door to the Butler’s quarters. He picks up a large wrench and enters.]
PHILLIP
Uh, leaky faucet’s down the hall.
DEAN
Cut the crap, Wadsworth. What are you doing hiding dead maids in secret rooms?
PHILLIP
I know it all looks rather peculiar, but I can explain.
[Sam enters the kitchen. He sees blood on the floor and takes a knife. He finds Phillip’s dead body with a knife sticking out of his back. Sam pulls out his cell phone.]
ACT THREE
[Interior of Phillip’s quarters]
DEAN
So you hid Colette’s body in the attic so that she wouldn’t steal Bunny’s thunder?
PHILLIP
I couldn’t stand the thought of overshadowing Mrs. LaCroix’s funeral with another death. She deserved a proper farewell. I owed it to her.
DEAN
Well that’s crazy.
PHILLIP
No, Mr. Winchester, that’s loyalty.
[Dean receives a text from Sam: “Just found Phillip. Dead.” Dean turns toward Phillip and Phillip throws him across the room. As Dean gets back up, he sees the pile of clothes and skin by the door. He dials his cell phone]
SAM
Dean.
DEAN
Sam.
SAM
Yeah?
DEAN
It’s no ghost.
SAM
What?
DEAN
It’s a shapeshifter.
[Sam and Dean are standing near Phillip’s body past the kitchen.]
SAM
So the shifter’s getting its jollies by impersonating dead people.
DEAN
Yeah. First Bunny, then Lance, now Phillip. Guess we can rule out “the butler did it.”
SAM
[Sam and Dean re-enter the kitchen] And the creep just shed so now it could be anybody. Even you.
DEAN
Or you. We need to find some silver.
[Olivia enters and sees Phillip.]
OLIVIA
Oh my God!
DEAN
Hey. He was like that when we found him.
OLIVIA
Who did this?
SAM
We don’t know yet, okay? Now, listen. Calm down. I know you think he was working with ghosts but there’s something way worse going on here.
OLIVIA
Worse than…What is going on?
DEAN
If you want to help, then help. Can you do that?
[Olivia opens a silverware case.]
OLIVIA
Why do you need the silverware?
SAM
For protection.
OLIVIA
Butter knives?
DEAN
Trust us. There’s a method to our madness.
SAM
[hands silver knife to Olivia] Can you – uh – hold this? [Olivia holds the knife. Sam picks up another silver knife and hands to Dean.] Dean. [Dean holds the knife.] All right. [Sam picks up another knife]. Let’s do this.
[Beverly and Heddy are sitting on a couch in the Lounge scrolling through men’s pictures in a dating app on an iPad.]
BEVERLY
No – No – No – No! Ugh!
HEDDY
Wait, wait, wait. Go back. He owned an island.
BEVERLY
And a harelip.
HEDDY
Who cares if he’s ugly if you’re drinking Mai Tai’s in the lap of luxury?
SAM
Hey. Hey, ladies.
HEDDY
Hi.
SAM
What are you doing?
HEDDY
Trying to find Beverly a man.
BEVERLY
I’ve resorted to fishing online because the live ones won’t bite.
SAM
You mean back there? I - I was just playing hard to get.
BEVERLY
Well, then…you’re a very convincing actor. [motions for Sam to sit on the couch] Come.
SAM
Sure. Alright [Sam walks over to the couch.]
BEVERLY
[Beverly pushes Heddy over ] Sit here. Yes. [Sam sits between them.]
BEVERLY
Ah. Oh. Mmm. [Sam has a silver butter knife under his shirt cuff to the underside of his right hand. He puts his hand on Beverly’s bare leg.]
HEDDY
Boo. I’m feeling so left out.
SAM
Well then, uh, come on in darling. Water’s warm. [Sam has a silver butter knife under his shirt cuff to the underside of his left hand. He puts his arm around HEDDY with his hand on her bare shoulder.]
HEDDY
Oh. Oh yes.
[Dean enters the Billiard room. He’s about to exit and hears something in the closet. He takes a silver candlestick and opens the closet doors to find Amber and Dash kissing.]
DEAN
Really?
AMBER
We can explain.
DEAN
Let me guess. You two got bored last Christmas.
DASH
New Canaan clambake, actually. We were in line at the buffet, they ran out of steamers. One thing led to another, and, well…
AMBER
But we didn’t kill Stanton.
DASH
We may be guilty of cheating but not murder.
DEAN
[Dean pulls two silver butterknives out of his pocket.] Touch these.
DASH
What? Why?
DEAN
Do it or I go cards up on your whole clambake. [Dash and Amber touch the knives]
AMBER
Did… we pass?
DEAN
Yep. Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me. Come on you two.
[Interior of the Lounge. Sam is still sitting between Beverly and Heddy on the couch. Beverly is touching his hair and Heddy is touching his fingers.]
HEDDY
Did you see how long his fingers his fingers were?
SAM
There…there’s just.
HEDDY
First of all, did you see this? Look how long…
DEAN
Should I come back when you’re done?
SAM
Oh, he’s – he’s – he’s calling to me, so…[Sam gets up from the couch].
DEAN
And it’s all going to hell, right here, right now. [Sam is now by Dean.]
Sorry to interrupt.
SAM
Pfft. Gray Gardens cleared.
DEAN
Okay, well so is Dash and Amber. They’re a thing, by the way.
SAM
Y—
DEAN
Yeah, W.A.S.P.S.
SAM
Well, so that’s everyone. Except for… [Olivia screams.]
[Sam and Dean reach Olivia down the hall. She’s pointing in a bathroom. Sam and Dean enter the bathroom. Detective Howard is dead with his head in the toilet. Everyone else is in the doorway.]
DEAN
Well, we got a floater.
SAM
Great. [Everyone else comes in the bathroom.]
DEAN
Yeah, he’s a goner.
HEDDY
Drowned in a toilet? How filthy.
BEVERLY
What kind of monster would do such a thing? [Heddy and Beverly turn to Olivia.]
OLIVIA
Don’t look at me. I was just trying to pee.
DEAN
Okay, hold on. Before we start pointing fingers…
HEDDY
Amber has motive. She killed the detective because she knew that it was just a matter of time before he figured out she killed Stan.
DASH
Bravo Rizzoli! You solved the case. Want to weigh in too, Isles?
AMBER
I didn’t kill Stanton or the detective. And I have proof.
SAM
Okay, guys…
AMBER
My alibi is in this room.
DEAN
Ooh, wait for it.
DASH
Amber couldn’t have killed the detective cause she was with me. We’re in love.
AMBER
We’re sleeping together.
BEVERLY
I knew it.
HEDDY
Well then you have motive too. You offed Stan because you were diddling his wife.
DASH
Oh. The old lady doth protest too much. You’re only pointing the finger to distract from your own guilt. And you probably got Baby Jane to help.
BEVERLY
Well I never! I’m leaving.
DEAN
All right, hang on. First of all, who talks like that? Second of all, no one’s leaving, okay?
BEVERLY
[grabbing Dean] Ohh, get your hands off me young man.
DEAN
Okay, see - I don’t trust anyone. And leaving just makes you look guilty.
BEVERLY
Ohhh
SAM
Dean is right, okay. We have four corpses now.
AMBER
Four corpses?
DEAN
Yes. You can add Phillip and Colette to the list.
HEDDY
Clown college Colette? But I thought she…
DEAN
She’s dead! Alright, she’s dead.
SAM
And we can’t help you unless you stop arguing with one another. You need to trust us.
DASH
Trust you? Uh, we don’t even know you. Look Buddy, I’m trying to be objective here, but we’ve had countless family functions before, and even though we wanted to kill one another, we never did.
HEDDY
Dash is right. Our get-togethers never end in murder. The only thing different this time around is you.
DEAN
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. First of all, whoa. Whatever you’re suggesting…
DASH
[grabs detective’s gun] You two! Let’s go. Don’t even think about it. I….hunt pheasant. [Dash holds the gun on Sam and Dean and puts them in a room.] Sit tight until the cops get here.
DEAN
You don’t want to do this. We are your best shot at making it out of here alive.
SAM
We’re not the bad guys, Dash.
DASH
I beg to differ. You’re wearing flannel. [Dash shuts and locks the door.]
DEAN
Hey! [Dean tries to open the door. He takes a silver butter knife and tries to force the door open. Sam is rifling through drawers and finds keys.]
SAM
Hey. Keys.
DEAN
No, it’s locked from the outside.
SAM
Are you kidding me? Great.
DEAN
[Dean stops trying to force the door open with the silver butter knife and sees the knife is bent.] Made in Taiwan. Freaking stainless steel.
SAM
So that’s why no one sizzled? They’re not even real silver?
DEAN
First cubic zirconium and now this. No wonder the rich stay rich. How we gonna kill this thing?
SAM
You know, we got silver bullets in the trunk.
DEAN
Yeah, assuming we ever make it out of here.
[In the Lounge]
AMBER
I don’t get it. Why would Sam and Dean want us dead?
DASH
Isn’t it obvious? [waving the gun around] They wanted our inheritance. Guess whatever Aunt Bunny left them wasn’t good enough.
HEDDY
For the love of God Dash, put down the gun before you kill someone!
DASH
It’s okay. I….Hunt….Pheasant!
AMBER
Put it down! [Dash puts the gun down on the coffee table.]
HEDDY
I knew those boys were trailer trash the moment they rolled up in that American-made.
BEVERLY
Not to mention homosexuals.
HEDDY
Ugh. Homosexual murderers. Like Leopold and Loeb.
BEVERLY
Only hotter.
[Olivia enters the room.]
HEDDY
Oh. Call the police at once.
OLIVIA
Oh, I don’t think so.
HEDDY
Excuse me, young lady? Killer or no killer, you’re still on the clock.
OLIVIA
You idiots couldn’t be more wrong…about everything. Don’t you know, if it’s not the butler, it’s the maid? [Olivia picks up the gun and points it at them.]
[In the locked room, Sam sees Olivia with the gun on the Security feed.]
SAM
Dean. You gotta see this.
DEAN
We got played by the maid.
[Dean throws himself against the door]
Both doors are reinforced.
[In the Lounge]
OLIVIA
I’m not the maid.
HEDDY
Well, that explains the dust.
OLIVIA
I’m Bunny’s daughter.
BEVERLY
What are you talking about? Bunny didn’t have a child.
OLIVIA
Oh, yes she did – a very devoted one. I loved mother more than anything, which is more than I can say for any of you.
DASH
Then where have you been hiding all these years?
OLIVIA
The attic.
AMBER
Like in the movie.
HEDDY
Oh, Amber.
[Sam opens a cabinet while Dean watches the surveillance video.]
OLIVIA
Outside of mother, Phillip was the only one at the manor who knew. So after she died, he took pity on me, and he let me out. He told me to pose as the new maid so I can hide in plain sight.
AMBER
That’s why you killed Colette – for her job?
OLIVIA
Oh no, no, no, no. Colette was just an accident. I just wanted to scare her because I caught her stealing.
HEDDY
Well that doesn’t explain wanting us dead. None of us are thieves.
OLIVIA
Oh, no. You’re worse. Your greed. Your disdain. Your blatant disrespect for mother. Oh. You all had it coming!
DASH
But, why kill Phillip? I mean, if he was on your side…
OLIVIA
Because he turned on me. After Stanton, he locked me back up. Lucky for me, the cute, dumb one let me out.
[In locked room, Sam opens a cabinet.]
SAM
Gunsafe.
DEAN
Hey. [tosses keys to Sam] Try these.
HEDDY
No wonder you were locked away. You’re a monster!
OLIVIA
Oh, you have no idea.
[Sam opens the gunsafe and takes out a gun. He’s pointing it at the locked door.]
[In the Lounge, they hear the gun blast.]
DASH
What in God’s name.
OLIVIA
Shut up! [She’s aiming her gun at the entrance to the Lounge. As Sam enters, she shoots at him and runs out a different door as the rest of the family cowers.]
SAM
Stay here. [He exits the same door that Olivia used.]
HEDDY
Did anyone else wet themselves?
[Sam enters the kitchen and Olivia fires shots at him. Sam ducks down behind the kitchen island.]
OLIVIA
You don’t have a clear shot.
SAM
Neither do you.
OLIVIA
Killing you is the next best thing to killing Bobby Singer.
SAM
What’s your beef with Bobby?
OLIVIA
For starters, he killed my father.
SAM
Lance was a shifter?
OLIVIA
Lance wasn’t my father. Mother had an affair with a shifter. She got pregnant, told Lance I was his. He bought it….until she brought me back from the hospital. My real dad was waiting. Lance put up a fight, but he was no match for a shifter. And just as my dad was about to take me….the hunter became the hunted.
SAM
Bobby.
OLIVIA
After Bobby killed my father, he came after me. Mother pleaded with him to spare me. He agreed, under one condition.
SAM
That she keep you locked up.
OLIVIA
For my safety, and the safety of others. Mother told the family she lost the baby. And she locked me in the attic. But she remained devoted to me until the very end – Even got Bobby to promise to take care of me if anything happened to her.
SAM
Wait a minute. Then, Bobby spared you. You should be grateful.
OLIVIA
For what? Keeping me locked up my whole life? It would have been kinder to kill me.
SAM
Olivia…you don’t have to do this. Being a monster is a choice.
OLIVIA
That choice was made for me a long time ago. Why haven’t you taken a shot? Oh, you don’t have any silver bullets, do you?
[Olivia is now pointing the gun directly at Sam. She’s shot from behind by Dean. After she drops, Dean shoots her 7 more times.]
[Sam, Dean, and the family are walking out the front door. Dash is talking on his cell phone.]
DASH
Yes, officer. Yes, thank you very much. Yes, no you can’t miss it. Big house on the end of the street. Alright, bye now. [Dash heads to Sam and Dean.] Guys? Police are on the way. What a mess. I owe you two an apology.
SAM
Don’t sweat it. I mean, you were just protecting your family and…there’s nothing wrong with that.
DASH
So I spoke to Aunt Bunny’s attorney. He said outside from the pendant, everything was left to Olivia.
DEAN
Hey, you know what? Speaking of that…you guys should keep it. [Dean hands the pendant to Dash.] It’s a key to the attic.
DASH
Bobby must have really meant something to Aunt Bunny. How can we repay you?
DEAN
You know what? Just forget we were ever here.
DASH
But you saved our lives. I want everyone to know what heroes you…
DEAN
Look pal, the fact that we pulled your bacon out of the fire is nobody’s business. Okay? Hey. I’m serious Izod. Put a pin in it. Or we’ll come back for your preppy ass.
[Sam and Dean drive off the estate in the Impala.]
SAM
Dean, what was that all about back there?
DEAN
What are you talking about?
SAM
I mean….all those extra shots after the shifter was already dead. What was that?
DEAN
I don’t know. Target practice?
SAM
Come on, man. I’m serious. You sure it wasn’t….I don’t know, demon residue or something to do with the mark, or…
DEAN
No. No, none of that.
SAM
Right. Look man, I got to be honest…
DEAN
Oh my God, Sam. It was my first kill since I’ve been back. You know, I got a little anxious. I wanted to make sure it was done right – plain and simple. Its… Why am I even explaining this to you? [Dean blasts the stereo.]
SAM
Dean, I… [Sam stops talking, shakes his head, and looks out the window.]
END CREDITS
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INT. BUNNY LACROIX'S MANSION - NIGHT
Closeup of BEVERLEY, HEDDY, and SAM'S eyes before we see that SAM is sitting at a table playing cards with BEVERLEY and HEDDY. SAM wins the game.
DEAN and OLIVIA walk into the room and DEAN clears his throat.
SAM (to BEVERLEY and HEDDY)
You know what? Excuse me.
SAM gets up and walks over to DEAN.
