Teddy the Suicidal Teddy Bear
|Name||Teddy the Suicidal Teddy Bear|
|Episode(s)||4.08 Wishful Thinking|
Teddy: It is a terrible world. Why am I here?!
Audrey: For tea parties!Teddy: Tea parties? Is that all there is?
– Teddy the Suicidal Teddy Bear and Audrey, 4.08 Wishful Thinking
Teddy is a bear who lives in Concrete, Washington with Audrey Elmer.
At the wishing well at #1 Lucky Chin's restaurant in Concrete, Washington, Audrey wishes her teddy bear was "big, real, and talked." Unknown to her, Wes Mondale has used a Tiamat Talisman to make the wishing well real. Teddy does indeed come to life but as Audrey says he is "sad all the time... says weird stuff, and smells like the bus."
Sam and Dean follow Audrey as she is dropping off booze and porn for Teddy that she has stolen from a local store. Claiming to be Teddy Bear Doctors, they convince Audrey to show them Teddy, who is drunk and in the middle of what is obviously an existential crisis. Sam and Dean tell Audrey he has "Lollipop Disease" and as its contagious she should go and stay with a neighbor.
Later Teddy scrawls "Life is meaningless" on the blackboard in his room, and shoots himself through the head with a shotgun. To his dismay he does not die. After Sam and Dean destroy the Tiamat Talisman, Teddy returns to his normal plane of existence as a stuffed bear.