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ACT TWO
GARTH<br />
All right, Jenny G. [He pours salt into the grave.] Your ganking days are over. [He lights a match and tosses it into the grave.] You've been Garthed.
CHLOE (voice message)<br />
<i>Ray, where are you? </i>[RAY drinks from another bottle.] <i>You should be with your family right now. Don't do anything stupid. Please.</i>
GARTH<br />
Oh, uh, I already scanned for EM... [the The EMF reader makes noise.] F. Oh. Um... I guess mine must be broken again.
RANDY BAXTER<br />
Yeah. Dale. [The camera pans in on two framed photographs of the three men.] He passed away a few months ago.
== ACT TWO ==
''INT. – MOTEL – NIGHT''
GARTH is working on an EMF reader. DEAN is sitting on a sofa reading a journal.
DEAN<br />
There's a million things with claws go bump in the night.
SAM is sitting at the table using the laptop.
DEAN<br />
Once you throw in "invisible," the number goes down.
DEAN picks up a motel card on the table next to him.
DEAN<br />
"Afternoon Delights"? Really, Garth? Don't you think this place is a little, uh...
GARTH<br />
Uh, you want a nice hot tub after a day at the office. It's the little things. I feel sad for those brewery dudes. Spend your life beautifying the world through beer. First a partner offs himself.
DEAN drinks from his flask.
GARTH<br />
Now two kids get ganked by unknown freakadeek.
SAM<br />
According to this, Dale wasn't just a partner. [The laptop screen shows an article on the Midwestern Brewing Company.] He was also the brewmaster.
DEAN<br />
"Brewmaster"?
SAM<br />
He was widely considered a genius.
DEAN<br />
All right, that's it. [He gets up.] No microbrew is worth… [He puts his flask down on the counter near GARTH and the EMF reader starts to make noise.] ...what was it – eight <i>Food Magazine</i> awards? [He takes beer bottles out of the fridge.] Beer's not food. It's... [He puts a bottle down for GARTH.] ...whatever water is.
DEAN gives SAM a bottle and inspects the label on his own bottle.
DEAN<br />
Hmm. Thighslapper. [He takes a drink.] Wow, that's actually awesome. Damn it, I'm not even mad anymore.
DEAN and SAM watch GARTH drink the entire contents of his bottle and shake the last few drops into his mouth. GARTH belches.
DEAN<br />
Wow. Party on, Garth.
GARTH<br />
I don't even usually drink beer. It messes with my depth perception. [He belches again and hiccups.] Especially when I skinny-dip. [SAM and DEAN look at each other.] Hey, you guys want to hear a joke?
SAM<br />
Listen to this. This is something interesting.
GARTH laughs.
SAM<br />
Garth, are you drunk?
GARTH<br />
Dude, I just... drank a whole beer. Of course I'm drunk. [He belches again.]
DEAN<br />
Something interesting?
SAM<br />
Right. Uh...
GARTH<br />
Hey, can I have some more Thighslapper?
SAM<br />
No.
DEAN<br />
No. Coffee for you, Tara Reid.
GARTH<br />
Coffee with kalhúa in it?
SAM<br />
So, it says that Dale actually left the company two weeks before he died. Or... maybe he got pushed out 'cause he didn't want to sell. I mean, Baxter said the deal's been in the works for months.
DEAN<br />
That would explain the widow. She's suing. Maybe Dale had a bone to pick, and he's still picking it.
GARTH<br />
Right. So, maybe he's a spirito malo.
VOICE ON POLICE RADIO<br />
<i>Unit to McAnn residence. 698 Washburn.</i>
SAM<br />
"McAnn residence," as in Jim McAnn?
GARTH<br />
As in, let's hope for their sake our spirito ain't made it out of the woods. All right. Let's go check it.
SAM<br />
Uh, you two go. I'm gonna visit the widow.
DEAN looks at SAM, who smiles at him.
''EXT. – MCANN HOUSE – NIGHT''
DEAN (V-O)<br />
Well?
GARTH (V-O)<br />
Place is clean.
''INT. – MCANN HOUSE – NIGHT''
GARTH and DEAN are standing in the entryway of the house.
GARTH<br />
My EMF is a nada. [He takes another EMF reader out of his jacket pocket.] So is this one.
DEAN <br />
Is that mine?
GARTH<br />
Yeah. I borrowed it in case mine's broke.
DEAN <br />
Oh.
GARTH<br />
So, uh... we still on invisible werewolf?
DEAN <br />
Maybe, maybe not. I can't get Tess to talk, but I get the feeling she saw something.
We see the YOUNG GIRL, TESS, sitting on a sofa with JIM MCANN and MARIE on either side of her.
GARTH<br />
I'm gonna take a run at her.
DEAN <br />
A what?
GARTH<br />
Trust me. My special lady has twins. [Goes into the living room] Mr. McAnn?
DEAN <br />
"Special lady?” [He follows GARTH.]
GARTH<br />
Do you mind if we speak to Tess alone for just a sec? It would really help.
JIM MCANN<br />
Honey, we'll... we'll be right out there, okay?
GARTH<br />
Thanks.
JIM MCANN and MARIE leave the room.
GARTH<br />
Hi, Tess. [He sits down on the coffee table in front of TESS.] You want to tell me what you saw tonight?
TESS shakes her head.
GARTH<br />
Or maybe you'll talk to... [Raises a hand in a sock puppet and speaks in a high-pitched voice] …Mr. Fizzles! [Waves the puppet around] I'm your friend! Yay!
DEAN <br />
Garth. Why don't we put the sock away?
GARTH<br />
[in his Mr Fizzles voice] Mr. Fizzles wants to help Tess. He wants to listen.
DEAN <br />
Mr. Fizzles is gonna go where the sun don't shine.
TESS <br />
It was a monster.
GARTH<br />
[in his Mr Fizzles voice] I believe you, Tess. Did it have claws?
TESS nods.
DEAN <br />
How come you were the only one that could see it, Tess?
TESS shrugs.
GARTH<br />
[in his Mr Fizzles voice] What else, Tess?
TESS shrugs.
GARTH<br />
[in his Mr Fizzles voice] You sure? 'Cause Mr. Fizzles can sense when you're being a... [deep voice] liar.
DEAN <br />
All right. That's – that's enough... Mr. Fizzles.
TESS <br />
I drank a grown-up drink.
DEAN <br />
Uh, grown-up like, uh, coffee? [TESS shakes her head.] Well, you mean alcohol?
TESS <br />
It was an accident. Don't let them arrest me, Mr. Fizzles.
GARTH looks at DEAN and points Mr Fizzles at him. GARTH and Mr Fizzles nod.
''INT. – DALE’S WIDOW’S HOUSE – NIGHT''
SAM <br />
Your husband did a lot of traveling, huh?
DALE’S WIDOW<br />
He went to all kinds of exotic places for the best ingredients.
SAM <br />
Right. I've tried his work. It's – it's great. Um, I hear you're not exactly on the best of terms with Dale's old partners.
DALE’S WIDOW <br />
Well, they sold his company right out from under him. It's not about money. It's about... It was his baby, you know?
SAM <br />
You sound pretty upset about it.
DALE’S WIDOW <br />
I'm furious. I hate them. But then I think how Dale was.
SAM <br />
What do you mean?
DALE’S WIDOW <br />
His friends left him behind, but you know what he said? "I'm gonna send them a gift that shows I forgive them."
SAM <br />
Do you have any idea what he sent them?
DALE’S WIDOW <br />
Bottle of saki. From one of his trips. In a... gorgeous box with writing. He was so careful with it. Wouldn't let me touch it.
''CAR – NIGHT''
GARTH is driving.
DEAN <br />
So, kid in the woods sees something that nobody else does. Then Tess sees a monster, and Jim doesn't. What's the thread?
GARTH <br />
Hmm. Well, certain mutants see infrared.
DEAN <br />
"Grown-up drinks." Tess chugged her mom's, and vic number one was plastered.
GARTH <br />
Right. So... Whoa. Monster you got to be drunk to see. Cool! Also... hard to fight.
DEAN takes a drink from his flask.
DEAN <br />
Ahh. Just getting in the zone. You are strictly on wine coolers.
GARTH <br />
Hey, I love those. Anything sweet. [chuckles] Whoo! [chuckles]
DEAN takes another drink.
GARTH <br />
So, uh, what's with the Grody flask anyway? Lucky charm?
DEAN <br />
It's Bobby's.
FLASHBACK to DEAN putting the flask down on the counter at the motel and the EMF reader reacting.
DEAN (in flashback)<br />
No microbrew is worth – what was it – eight...
GARTH <br />
Hmm. Really? 'Cause, um... You think there's a possibility that Bobby's riding your wave?
DEAN <br />
No, we gave him a hunter's wake.
GARTH <br />
Yeah, I-I burned my cousin Brandon, and he stayed stuck. And – and – and they got ghosts in India, and they cremate everybody over there. It's just instinct, but maybe there <i>is</i> EMF around here. It just ain't the job.
DEAN <br />
All right, we're not gonna talk about this, okay? Not in the middle of work.
GARTH <br />
Sorry.
DEAN’s phone rings.
GARTH <br />
Just hope that fire did the trick.
DEAN (on phone)<br />
Hey, Sam.
Yeah. Got it. We're on our way.
''EXT. – BREWERY – NIGHT''
GARTH is in the car, which is parked outside the brewery. SAM picks the lock on the brewery door and he and DEAN enter.
''INT. – BREWERY – NIGHT''
SAM and DEAN walk through the brewery to the office.
SAM <br />
Here it is.
SAM picks up the wooden box with Japanese writing, sets it on the desk and opens it. Inside is a fancy box decorated with a face and more Japanese characters, and inside that box is the bottle of saki. The seal is broken.
SAM <br />
Oh. [He shakes the bottle.] Wait a second. Someone's been sampling the goods.
DEAN <br />
Oh, you don't say? [He looks up.] Hey, check it out. God, I love paranoid people.
The camera angle changes as if the scene was being recorded by a security camera.
DEAN <br />
[Motioning towards the computer] See if you can get on.
SAM <br />
Okay. Uh...
SAM brings up an image of himself and DEAN behind the desk.
SAM <br />
Huh!
DEAN and SAM wave at the camera.
SAM <br />
All right, so, first death was, what, uh, four months ago? Yeah?
DEAN <br />
Mm-hmm, and, uh, Trevor McAnn. Patient zero.
SAM <br />
So, what did he let out of that bottle?
SAM plays the security footage, which shows JIM MCANN and RANDY BAXTER in the office, the cleaner, and TREVOR.
SAM <br />
Nothing there.
DEAN <br />
That we can see.
The security footage shows TREVOR taking some bottles from the office.
DEAN puts a bottle and a glass on the desk and claps SAM on the shoulder.
SAM <br />
What, are you kidding me?
SAM <br />
Tick-tock.
SAM pours himself a glass of whiskey
DEAN <br />
Ugh. [He puts the cap back on a bottle.]
SAM <br />
I mean, can you even get drunk anymore? It's kind of like, uh, drinking a vitamin for you, right?
DEAN <br />
Shut up. [He sniffs another bottle.] Holy... [He drinks from the bottle and coughs.]
DEAN pours himself a glass of a clear liqueur and clinks glasses with SAM. They both drink. SAM pours himself another glass of whiskey. They both drain their glasses.
DEAN <br />
All right. Party time.
SAM <br />
Okay.
DEAN <br />
Rewind and go.
SAM plays the footage of TREVOR. They can now see the long-haired woman in the white dress standing in the office.
SAM <br />
So, he – he let that thing out of the box, and it must have just followed him to the place with all the thingies.
DEAN <br />
Yes. Yes. That's smart. I'm actually kind of drunk. [Looks at his empty glass] What is this? [Pours himself another glass] Me likey. I miss these talks.
DEAN takes a drink, but spits it out again as RANDY BAXTER comes into the office.
RANDY BAXTER <br />
What the hell?!
DEAN <br />
Oh, man.
SAM <br />
Uh...
DEAN <br />
Turn it off. Turn it off.
RANDY BAXTER <br />
FBI, huh? You know what? [Pushes buttons on his phone] You can save it for the cops.
SAM <br />
Whoa, whoa, Mr. Baxter, listen. If – if you just let us explain, you might not –
RANDY BAXTER <br />
Aah!
RANDY BAXTER falls to the floor. GARTH has Tasered him.
VOICE ON RANDY BAXTER’S PHONE<br />
<i>911. What is your emergency? Hello? Do you need assistance?</i>
== ACT THREE ==
