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MAN (on TV)<br>
If it’s gold , it’s cash in your hands!<br>
[The television can be heard as the camera pans around the comic book store. A poster for a Hell Hazers movie can be seen next to one for ALL SAINTS DAY.]<br>
Time to slice and dice.<br>
[The TV is turned off by a man, STUART. He sets the remote on the table and opens a cardboard box and starts taking out action figures. There is a life -size replica of the Hatchet Man in the shop. STUART is startled when he takes out the action figure of Panthro from Thundercats.]<br>
STUART<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
Stuart , what did you do?<br>
STUART<br>
STUART<br>
Okay , that doesn’t matter! If I had kryptonite gloves I could beat up Superman, anyone . Anyone could. That’s science, that’s science Sam!<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
STUART (shouting on the phone)<br>
Yeah , well , all I’m hearing is excuses! Okay, look, I don’t even care about traffic , okay? It has been over 30 minutes so hello! Free pizza!<br>
[The Panthro figure is on the table. As STUART is on the phone the figure turns its head to look at him. There is a noise and STUART turns around startled. The figure is now on the floor. STUART looks confused.]<br>
DEAN<br>
Well , since when is okay part of this job , huh? Yeah , Cas is you know, showing Jack the ropes and Dark Kaia and her spear are in the wind and we have no clue where Michael is or what he’s uptoup to. And now not that I’m complaining , but the house is full of strangers, so.<br>
SAM<br>
SAM<br>
Well , yeah Dean, our life is a scary movie.<br>
DEAN<br>
SAM<br>
Alright well I hate to disturb your marathon , but I think I found us a case.<br>
DEAN<br>
What kind of toy?<br>
[SAM sets a tablet on the bed in front of DEAN. A video with STUART with cuts on his face plays with the title : THEY LIVE: Killer Toys! True Story!]<br>
STUART (in video)<br>
DEAN (getting up off the bed)<br>
Oh , hell no, hell no. No, Panthro, that’s mine.<br>
[EXTERIOR – ROAD – DAY] <br>
DEAN<br>
What if we’re talking like , one toy gone bad or it’s like a whole crew , you know? Like public master style.<br>
SAM<br>
I don’t know.<br>
[Some children dressed in costumes yell "Boo " at the boys as they pass them. SAM looks disconcerted.]<br>
DEAN<br>
Still not a fan of Halloween , huh?<br>
SAM <br>
SAM<br>
Well , okay, if that’s me then that’s you over there.<br>
DEAN<br>
SAM<br>
Well , we went to his place and his roommate said he had moved out.<br>
DEAN<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
Fist of the North Star. Stuart said that the dubbed version was better but you know what, forget it. Um, I like Stuart , but he’s an acquired taste.<br>
DEAN<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
I mean , not real ones. Maybe online, he trolls everything.<br>
SAM<br>
SAM <br>
Stuart , we’re here to ask about the attack you reported, with the toy?<br>
STUART<br>
DEAN<br>
Wow, lady , you wasn’t kidding. That guy is a piece of work.<br>
SAM<br>
Well , whatever happened was not an accident.<br>
DEAN<br>
SAM<br>
Yeah , it was Riley. He’ll be fine.<br>
DEAN<br>
I don’t know who Riley is , but cool. So seriously , what is your deal with Halloween?<br>
SAM<br>
DEAN<br>
Yeah , but why don’t you like it, hm? And don’t give me that like, ‘well every day is Halloween for us’ crap, okay? Because one: it ain’t , we don’t eat that much candy, two: you’ve had this hate on for years. So?<br>
SAM<br>
DEAN<br>
Yeah it was touch and go there for a while , but doctors say he’s going to be alright.<br>
BARBRA <br>
DEAN<br>
Actually , you know what, uh… It’s probably better if you just stay here.<br>
SAM<br>
DEAN<br>
Murder, grave robbery, stole his favourite Pokemon, I mean , take your pick.<br>
SAM<br>
DEAN<br>
Looks like, but happy Halloween , huh?<br>
[There is a scream on the TV, ALL SAINTS DAY is playing. DEAN and DIRK watch. On the TV a woman enters a morgue with bodies covered by bloody sheets. She looks scared.]<br>
DIRK<br>
You know , a lot of people don’t like this one , but it’s actually my favourite. I mean, sure, there’s no way a hospital would ever be that empty , but that’s overthinking it.<br>
DEAN<br>
SAM<br>
Yeah, yeah so I actually have a few questions? Um , and they might be a little different.<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
Different , like?<br>
SAM<br>
Different , like uh, has anyone close to Stuart died recently?<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
You’re an insurance dude , right?<br>
SAM<br>
Yeah, yeah and we wouldn’t normally ask these kinds of questions , but it’s a special circumstance and…<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
He was. Cancer sucks , you know.<br>
SAM<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
Stuart worked here but Jordan fired him, twice. He kept catching Stuart stealing , and to Jordan , this place was his life you know.<br>
SAM<br>
SAM<br>
Oh um, right , sure. Excuse me; I just have to uh…<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
SAM<br>
Okay listen to me , this is weird but I think you’re in danger…<br>
[SAMANTHA looks afraid. SAM turns around and the life size figure of Hatchet Man hits him across the face. SAM hits the shelves and is knocked unconscious. HATCHET MAN FIGURE turns towards SAMANTHA and she screams.]<br>
SAM<br>
Yes, um. Alright , listen to me , ghosts are real and they can possess things, people, toys, chainsaws, and apparently life size figurines.<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
You are not from an insurance company , are you?<br>
SAM<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
Wait , what?<br>
SAM<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
No , he just shoved me out of the way and then he bolted.<br>
[SAM tries to open the door of the shop to leave.]<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
Uh , Hatchet Man or whatever took them.<br>
SAM<br>
DEAN<br>
Yeah , what’s up Sam?<br>
SAM (in the comic store)<br>
DEAN<br>
Alright , so we’re going to a graveyard or what?<br>
SAM<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
I mean, not cash , just stuff that he thought was cool. Stuart doesn’t have good impulse control. I’ve been taking money out of his checks to make up for it , but I guess a ghost wouldn’t know that.<br>
SAM<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
Yeah , it’s a hard-core lock.<br>
SAM<br>
Alright , we’ve got to get out of here.<br>
SAMANTHA<br>
[INTERIOR – HOSPITAL – NIGHT]<br>
[DIRK is sitting on STUART’S hospital bed while STUART is still unconscious. Suddenly , it gets very cold and DIRK’S breath starts to fog.]<br>
DIRK<br>
DIRK<br>
Hey! Jordan , I know you’re trying to kill Stuart but he’s my friend! He’s our friend! So if you want to do this, you’ll have to go through me. <br>
[JORDAN has turned around and starts walking towards DIRK. BARBRA runs away.]<br>
DEAN<br>
Hey man , I just went toe-to-toe with David freaking Yaeger. That was awesome!<br>
SAM<br>