Junkless

Dean's pejorative nickname for the angels, especially Uriel. It refers to an assumption that angels do not have genitalia, and Dean only uses against angels in male presenting vessels.

Episodes

4.10 Heaven and Hell

Uriel remarks on Dean's night with Anna Milton and Dean retaliates by calling him "junkless".

Uriel: You cut yourself a slice of... Angel food cake. Didn't you? Huh? You did.
Dean: What do you care? You're junkless down there, right? Like a Ken doll?

Uriel: This isn't over.
Dean: Oh, it looks over to me, junkless.

4.16 On the Head of a Pin

Dean tells Castiel he has a worse sense of humor than Uriel.

Dean: You know, I'm starting to think Junkless has a better sense of humor than you do.

4.22 Lucifer Rising

Azazel calls the other demons dickless because they do not believe in Lucifer's cause.

Azazel: It's so good to hear your voice, Padre. I have been searching for you for so long. You have no idea. The others have lost faith. Dickless heathens. But not me.

5.22 Swan Song

When Castiel refuses to help Sam, Dean calls him a "junkless sissy".

Castiel: I'm sorry, Dean. This is over.
Dean: You listen to me, you junkless sissy – we are not giving up!

7.21 Reading Is Fundamental

Dean tells Kevin Tran the angels are junkless.

Kevin: So, these Leviathans – these monsters are real. And angels with wings?
Sam: No. Uh... No wings. No anything.
Dean: No junk. Junkless.

8.06 Southern Comfort

Sam: So, how does that make this our kind of thing?
Dean: Because, Sam, Kevin's in the wind, okay, you're sulking around like a eunuch in a whorehouse, and I can't help but ask myself, when is decapitation not my thing?

9.05 Dog Dean Afternoon

Dean threatens to castrate The Colonel.

Dean: All right, one more doggy pun out of you, and I'm gonna have your nuts clipped.
The Colonel: I hate to break it to you, Hoss. My sack's emptier than Santa's after Christmas.

10.01 Black

The Tin Man is a character from The Wizard of Oz. He doesn't seem to have a penis in the movie.

Dean: You lied.
Crowley: Who do you think you are talking to here? Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal willy? Of course I lied.

10.19 The Werther Project

Suzie points her gun at Sam's groin to dissuade him from entering her house.

Sam: What are you doing here?
Dean: Well it looks like I, uh, I’m here to save your sack.

11.19 The Chitters

Possession by a bisaan eventually leads to loss of genitalia.

Cori: It was shaped like a man. Or was it a woman?
Dean: Was it a man or a woman?
Cori: It didn’t have a… [She points downward with her fingers]
Dean: A penis?
Cori: It didn’t have anything.
Dean: What you’re saying it was junkless?
Cori: Completely.

Sam: Look, I’m coming up empty also. Uh, nothing on Junkless or the green-eyed shaker.
Dean: So we think Junkless turned Libby?
Sam: Hold up. We’re not actually gonna go with “Junkless” on this, are we?
Dean: Eh.
Sam: Dude, that’s a new low, even for us.

Jesse: Bisaan can’t reproduce on their own, so they take over a human body to do the deed. They enter through the mouth, like a hermit crab climbing into a shell.
Cesar: Only they don’t care that the shell’s not empty.
Dean: Well, that explains Junkless.

12.11 Regarding Dean

One of the spells that can lead to loss of memory also leads to loss of genitalia.

Rowena: We could do a memory spell. But did his hair fall out? His body too?
Sam: What?
Rowena: From the neck down, is he smooth like a Ken doll?
Sam: I don’t know. Uh, and I'm not checking either.

13.21 Beat the Devil

Rowena: I know you’re trying to bait me with your seeming Neanderthal misogyny. Anything to distract yourself from your profound, deeply emasculating humiliation. Sorry, Lucille, I’m not biting.

See also

• Nicknames
• Angels
• Uriel